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? ?? ?? ?????? ???????? ? Vaginal and Anal Secretions Newsletter ?
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? ?? ?? ???????? ???????? ? Issue #98 - December 15, 1994 ?
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? ???? ?? ?? ???????? ? [ Written By: korrupt ] ?
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? Necrophilia ?
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Necrophilia (nek'ro?fil'e?a)
An abnormal attraction, esp. of an erotic nature,
to corpses.
This is the definition given in Funk & Wagnalls Standard
Desk Dictionary. Yet many people have no heard of it,
or understand why such a thing exists. Most people
are probably repulsed and disgusted by the meer mention
of the word. This is not how it should be. There are
many many positive reasons for becoming , and being
involved in. . .
Necrophiliasm
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A Necrophiliact is one who enjoys having sex with corpses.
Most of you probably cant think of one reason, other than
being insane, for commiting such an act. It should be
so simple though.
Being an active practicer of Necrophiliasm should not be
shunned or made fun of. You can get sex how you want it,
when you want it. So your interested? Good, here are three
good ways to find your soon to be sex partner.
Kill sombody
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Say there is that beautiful girl at school that keeps rejecting
you. You always dream of her, and wish she was yours. Well
she CAN be. Just take her to a secluded spot and kill her.
Just one good bash over the skull and she will be yours
forever. Every night, she will obey your every command.
The next day at school you can brag to all your friends you
got all the sex you wanted. You will be the envy of your
neiborhood.
Dig em up
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Every town has a local graveyard. These places are not that
hard to break into. Late at one night just sneak in and go
grave digging. This is hard work, and the bodies can be
often decomposed, but it is the most readily avaliable option
to those just starting out. You never know what your going to
get, each now coffin is like a mystery surpise. More often
than not though, the worms and decay has set in, and the
corpse will often fester with an unearthly odor. Skip these
ones, they will only eat away at your dick and probably give
you some disease.
Before you start the long process of diging one up, look
on all the tombstones so you know how old the corpse is.
This reduces the chance of finding a coffin full of bones.
IF you do find bones keep them. They can be used as sexual
toys for your new corpse. More on that later.
The Morgue
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If you are older, this is the idea way for you. Get a job at
your local morgue. The bodies that arrive there are generally
new, fresh, and smell rather pleasant. They are kept cool
and in good conditions. Only top of the line corpses here.
Why should I start I hear you asking?
Its a good way to get all your hostility out. If you think
life sucks and get voilent often, take it out on the corpse.
You can beat and kick and throw the fucking thing around the
room and it wont ever press charges and sue you!
Its great exercise. Before only your right ( or left for
you left-nutted people ) hand got any excitment. Now your
whole body will be in top shape.
Why take up jogging or lifting weights when you can work
out with a dead person!
They wont ever complain your dick is too small or that you are
no good. If other girlfriends have complained that you had
a stuby dick and your tired of it..then no more.
Couldnt hold your load for more than a minute?
Now it DOESNT MATTER. You can last only 3 seconds and your
corpse will alays be pleased.
Now that you have found her, what will you do with her?
Anything you want.
Anything you say?
Yes. She is now at your command. Had a past girlfriend that
didnt like it when you boned her up the ass? I doubt your new
love mate will object. In fact she may even like it.
Are you into kinky B&D stuff?
Old girlfriend never let you beat her with whips?
Well Im certain that your new corpse will not stop you.
Ever dream of having two girls in bed at once?
Past wife divorced you because you brought the idea up?
Now is you chance. The two girls will let you do anything to them,
and if your creative, they may even do sexual things to
themselves you never thought possible. The fun with the dead
is unlimited!
Always wanted to cum in a girls face? Ever wanted to make
her drink it?
Now she will! You can fill her mouth up until she chokes,
you can lose your goo all over her body! Never will the endless
complaining haunt you again.
How long will your corpse last?
It depends on how much use you get out of it. A good, clean,
freash corpse can last months if you treat it well. Just
as long as you store it in a nice cool place.
If you fuck the shit out of it everyday your corpse will
become very loose and you may start hitting bone. This is
when its time to dump the body into a river and go pluck
yourself a new one.
Stay in an area where you will alays have a fresh supply of
corpses on demand.
Some interesting things to do with your corpse.
After a few months of wear and tear, a limb or two
might disatach itself from the body. This can be
used to achive more sexual heights. Take the limb
and sculp sex toys with them.
See how many of its fallen off fingers you can cram
up its cunt. Wouldnt it be great if your corpse let you
stick its leg up its own ass?
Its completely up to you.
Be creative, be wild, be imaginative, go and fuck
a corpse today. . .
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