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? ?? ?? ?????? ???????? ? Vaginal and Anal Secretions Newsletter ?
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? ?? ?? ???????? ???????? ? Issue #97 - December 13, 1994 ?
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? ???? ?? ?? ???????? ? [ Written By: TTP ] ?
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? The Final Solution to the Lamer Question ?
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The Final Solution to the Lamer Question by TPP
Americas sudden fascination with the "Information Superhighway" is going
way to far. Geeks are making a big deal about it know. They get dates
througth the computer, and act like they are cool because they got AOL
accounts. Now, this makes anyone else that has anything to do with computers,
for instance Hackers and Phreakers look like total complete loozers, or even
worse trendy ph4gz. Al Gore is one of the main people responcible for this,
along with Bill Gates. DoWn WiD dA GoRe/GaTeZ REGiMe! They have lame TV
shows that are unrealistic about us hackers like Super Samarii Syber Squad
and SeaQuest. People Magazine even has it's own section called "CyberChat".
All of these are dedicated to lamers. Yes, those who have grown and prospered
since the old days of VaS when they cowered in phear. It is time to bring
back the glory, take your area codes back. I know now that it is not just
313/810's and 514's problem. Do whatever you can to make the term "hacker"
respectable again. Remember, we are the elite of this computer "realm". We
can do what the lamers believe is impossible. Here is a plan to take back
your area code.
1. Get Help from VaS. Anything to do with destruction of lamers is a goal of
VaS. We can advise you further and help you with a few of them if necessary.
2. Try to crash about 50% of all PD and WaReZ boards in your area. In most
area codes there are lists of all the PD boards going around. Get one of
these and see which sysops are the biggest loozers and crash them. My
favorite method is a Stealth virus touched up with Norton Utilitys. Make the
virus into a designer virus for that person. If it appears to be something
they really want, they will run it, sometimes even more then once in a row.
Like Sunt Zu says, know your enemy.
3. Harras them. Pranks from lots of people seems to convince people that
being /<-/<o0l isn't as cool as they thought it was. A favorite method is
to reroute phone sex numbers to there voice line. They will get calls all
fucking night from masturbating loozers, but this dosen't leave the "get out
or else" message. This could even include messing up there house, blowing up
there car or ordering them 40 different kinds of vibrators. But they would
probably enjoy the latter.
4. Kick there ass.
5. Crash any large groups of them, like bbs partys. Poisen the food or
triple the chlorine in the pool(most bbs partys are pool partys). They won't
be able to look at a computer screen for monthes.
6. If it is a WaReZ board, create a fake User ID on the board and tell the
sysop you are a courier for RaZoR oR InC or some lame warez group. Look
around there board and ask him if he wants to be a dist site. He WILL acept
and procede to brag about it to everyone. Now, call up RaZoR HQ and tell
them that this person has been making up stuff about them. They will use
there s00peR WaReZ iNfluEnCe and get the warez fag "excommunicated" from the
WaReZ CeNe. This could even start a war if the person was connected to
another rival group. The best thing is, they fight each other for you.
7. To try to get rid of all the newbie loozers that refer to AOL and
Prodigy as the information superhighway, you can crash there UG's(id's set
up for free mailing and messaging) and hack there accounts. Another
possibility is to cutting the systems phone lines or rerouting there numbers.
8. A lot of these "Anti-Hacker" PD sysops have Auto-Callback Validators.
These things are meant to keep hackers out, but they are really an instant
backdoor. You can't set it up to dial 911, because that won't work on any
of them anymore. What you need to do is get your phone book and flip to the
government section. Get the numbers for the local NSA or FBI building. The
sysop will have a lot of questions to answer and luckily his computer will
be seized(they do it to everyone).
Also, there have been several lame trends appearing throughout the
underground. It seems every person needs to have there own magazine that
sucks, has only 5 issues and over 200 dist sites in every area code. These
people write one article for each of the other mags so they can do a big
sig like:
CaPtIaN /<-RaD [ZOG/KIKE/JEW/ZION/kRaD/MaCk DaDDy/DaDDy MACk]
Guys, it's getting really lame. Most of the things mentioned above i have
actually done. Most of these techniques will also work on hp lamers, there
are very few in 313/810 anymore, heh.
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