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? Vaginal and Anal Secretions Newsletter #0067 ?
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? Date Released : [07/18/92] Author: Vince Neil ?
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? Creative Revenge Techniques. ?
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Well this paper is dedicated to my fucking asshole boss who can still
be a complete fucker when someone from work dies and who fired the coolest guy
at work because he didnt get along with him. So this list is dedicated to him,
because it's everything we are going to do to him.
1] Find out what the person loves, and go after that. If its his car, you can
shoot out the windows with a bb gun, slash his tires, get inside his car
and slice up the interior, pour hydrochloric acid on his paint and on the
inside, strip the interior of his dashboard, pop his hood and start removing
parts at random.
If its his motorcyle, take the whole thing apart into a million pieces,
spread them all over the parking lot, then leave a note on the one piece
you leave saying "Hey lets play the find-my-motorcyle-parts game". Of
course you will be a sport and just throw away a few important pieces so
if he does eventually find it "all" he wont be able to put it back together.
2] Frame him. Here are a few things you can do to get him in serious troubles.
Give yourself a lawnjob, then get his license plate, and tell the cops you
saw a car with this license plate driving away off your lawn. This will
usually get him a vandalism charge if he has no alibi.
Put some roadkill in his backyard, and a bloody baseball bat. Now call the
humane society and say you have seen your neighbor beating down animals
and leaving them there.
Get his license plate, and report him to the highway patrol and say that
you saw him throw a bunch of garbage out his window. A $500 fine if they
find him guilty.
I have heard that enough anonymous tips to the local police can get a drug
raid or at least a careful time-consuming investigation on a person.
Call the cops and report the car as being stolen when you know he is driving
around.
If hes at the mall going out to his car, call mall security and say some guy
is breaking into your car and hotwiring it. They will chase him down and
give him a real hard time.
3] Threaten Him. Hire lots of big niggaz or other large people to start fights
with him, or find some psycho people who will stay up all night prank
calling him telling they are going to slash his fucking throat.
Get a posse' of niggers and tell them he is the local KKK grand wizard.
4] Place classified ads in the paper for him. Of course he wont know anything
about such ads as the following.
In the men seeking men in a local dateline paper:
GWM 21 seeking other male lovers to share in ultimate passion. I enjoy
KY Jelly, Jello Baths, And Soap-on-a-Rope. Call Rob at xxx-xxxx.
In the auto classifieds:
1991 Corvette for sale. In perfect condition, Kenwood stereo system,
new paint job. $1000 or best offer. Must sell fast. Call Joe at xxx-xxxx
(call after 3a.m.).
In the general classifieds:
Wanted: Your grass clippings. I can use them for various projects, I will
pay you $1 per bag, please deliver them to: dan at xxxxx nigger road,
at the corner of jigaboo and porchmonkey ave. Stop by between 3am and 9am.
5] Magazine subscriptions. You have all seen those damn post-card type things
that fall out of magazines? Simple go to the library , get as MANY as you
can, then mail them all in for him with his adress saying "bill me later".
The sap will wonder why he has all these great magazines for free until
he gets like ten thousand dollars worth of magazine bills.
6] And if all else fails... Shoot him.
????????[ VaS DiSTRiBuTioN SiTeS ]????????
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? BBS Name Number Baud Sysop Title ?
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? LiVe WiRE BBS (313)464-1470 14.4 Studmuffin World HQ ?
? PoT BBS (313)462-1906 24oo Phreak_Accident World HQ ?
? Floating Pancreas (305)551-0311 14.4 Majestic Cockster Dist. #1 ?
? Midian BBS (703)790-8048 14.4 The Raging Golemn Dist. #2 ?
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? VaS Voice Mail Box (313)910-3030 FoR THe LaTeST NeWS iN VaS And To ?
? LeAve uS CoMmEnTs! ?
? VaS FaX Line (313)380-4904 SeND C/o VaS! FaX uS CooL StuFF LiKE ?
? PiCTuReS oR SomEthIng LiKe ThAt! ?
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? And To Reach us Via U.S. Mail, Send Letters To: ?
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? VaS World Headquarters ?
? P.O. Box 530768 ?
? Livonia,MI 48153 ?
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