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? Vaginal and Anal Secretions Newsletter #0055 ?
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? Date Released : [07/08/92] Author: Habib ?
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? Ten Great ways to Terrorize your Neighborhood ?
? (without feeling guilty) ?
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Have you ever gotten into a really piss-ass mood and wanted to kill
anything that walked or moved by you, or is it just me? Anyways, if you
feel the same way I do, the "Most people on this earth are assholes and dont
deserve to even eat my shit let alone see me" attitude, then this file's for
you. You can finally get back at your neighbors that wake up at 6:30am and
run their goddamn lawnmowers and wake you up four hours before you're
supposed to. You can let those fat slobs down the street with their shitty
rusted out nova know what you think about them. You can finally break that
brand new plate-glass window in the store down the street without feeling
guilty. Here we go...
1 ? Get up in a window in your house and slowly shoot out
peoples windows around you, watching carefully as each
one breaks yet staying far enough away to be safe. Use
a common slingshot for this because a rifle or handgun
would be too loud.
Dont feel guilty: You're doing them a favor, they needed
new windows anyways. Or if they are new windows, they just
dont deserve them...
2 ? If you have a golfcourse or other nice place around your
house and are in a shitty mood, go get yourself some gun
powder and make yourself some small pipebombs. Plant them
in key places around the course and hire some shitheaded
little kids to go light them off... This will really
enhance the "war look" of the golfcourse and make it look
a little more broken-in.
Dont feel guilty: That course was just to "nice". It didn't
look natural. It needed something and you provided services
for free.
3 ? (taken from another t-file somewhere) Get a few sheets of
papertowel and wet them. Now fill them with flour (dry) and
close them up with a rubber band. Now go drive down a few
streets and throw them at unsuspecting fuck-ups. They will
probably not know what the hell they are covered in and have
some kind of shitfit.
Dont feel guilty: If it was a nigger, who cares, you were
doing him/her a favor, making them more like the perfect race.
4 ? Again, get the trusty slingshot and go into a second floor
window. Get some rocks or balls of dry hard clay. Now shoot
them at aluminum siding or roofs of peoples houses, try not
to break out the windows and it will make them go crazy not
knowing what the hell is making that noise on the roof!
Dont feel guilty: It is adding some variety to their life
and some entertainment into yours, besides, it's not like
you're damaging anything.
5 ? If you dont mind a jail cell or a huge fine, plant an army
issue smoke grenade into an intersection and light it.
Preferably while driving so you can get away. This will
cause a bunch of accidents and a lot of fun for you.
Dont feel guilty: Bread and water can be good sometimes,
jail isn't so bad and human life isn't as important as
having a little fun.
6 ? If you're in a less destructive mood and it's night, go onto
an overpass and pour water onto ONE lane. If you are not seen
and you do it right, you can scare the hell out of some drivers.
Dont feel guilty: You didn't do anything bad...
7 ? Go into your shopping center and bust out a few new
windows. It will cause a huge diversion and you can do
other shit while they're checking out the window...
Dont feel guilty: It was all in good fun.
8 ? Get some modeling clay, the kind that doesn't dry out, and
drive around with a sling shot shooting 1" balls of it at
houses and signs. It makes some cool shapes and is really
fun when you're bored.
Dont feel guilty: You are simply adding texture to
a boring flat walled world.
9 ? Walk through a parking lot and key cars very carefully to
not be noticed. It will give the driver a nice surprise
and gives you a hell of a rush.
Dont feel guilty: The car needed a new paint job anyways,
you just let them know.
10 ? Walk around your neighborhood and as you go by people,
reach out and pound them as quickly and unnoticably as
possible. If you arent very strong and dont have the
speed, just scream something into their face.
Dont feel guilty: It was really fun and they wont remember
who you are anyways...
I hope this seminar helped you to be more aggressive and creative
with your anger. You can also improvise and make up your own fun and
destructive things to do for fun. It is really easy...
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