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? Vaginal and Anal Secretions Newsletter #0048 ?
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? Date Released : [07/03/92] Author: Grand Wizard Duke ?
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? Scumdogs Of The Universe ?
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OK, before you guys all pop huge boners thinking this is more tastey
GWAR lyrics, I will tell you what it is. This is a list of the worst types of
human beings there are. This is kind of like a Real-Life Lamer's Guide. (By
the way - all you album lyric seekers - we have word that we will be getting
some great death metal lyrics in soon). Anyhow maybe this will be the last
racist, predujiced file VaS will write? AHHAAHAHA NO WAY JOSE (SPICK). Anyhow
here's the list...
Negroes: Niggers, Spear Chuckers, Tar Babies, Moon Crickets, Alabama Porch
Monkeys, Jungle Bunnies, Jerri-Curl Drippers. These are the most
loathesome of all creatures. The only good nigger is a dead nigger.
But we have many other issues on why niggers suck so we will
continue.
Fat Chicks: This is another really nasty creature. These females are always
really bitchy too. Like they can afford to be. They always come
in to the resteraunt I work at and fucking eat the food faster
than the cooks can make it, and always complain, and they always
get stuck in the doorway trying to get out. Then they expect
you to feel sorry for them. What do you do if a fat chick likes
you and wants to go out on a date? Set up a blind date with
one of your "friends" ahahaha.
Arabs: These people all seem to work at Gas Stations and Party Stores. These
sand niggers wouldnt be so bad if they spoke fluent english at all.
Every time I go to a party store i have to carry my sand flea to
american dictionary to figure out what the hell they are saying. Plus
these are the fuckers who formed OPEC and keep raising our GAS prices
while those little specks of sand pay like 5 cents a gallon over
there.
College Preppies: These are the super cool d00dZ with all the beer t-shirts
who always go down to Florida on spring break in their
convertables and drink lots of beer and act really tough
and fuck lots of women. They would be OK except for the
fact that they have super huge egos and do lots of really
asshole-like things.
Wiggers: These are the white folks who seem to have a desire to dress up like
black people. They are all pussies, and will gang up in groups of
20 or more before they come after you. They suck just because they
act and look like niggers.
Oriental: This is the squinty eye posse gook chink dude who you can blindfold
with a piece of dental floss. They have tiny dicks and walk around
with stupid looks on their faces and have buck teeth. They may own
half of America economically, but alas with no armed forces, they
could easily be taken over or destroyed by us. I would think they
would be more willing for fair trade with the US.
Bodybuilders: These are the people who work out 24 hours a day, 7 days a week,
some of them take steroids too. They seem to think there is
some reason they need to be able to lift 900 tons and be super
duper huge. When you get that big you are slowed down a lot by
your bulk, and a skinnier person could beat your ass. They also
have the super huge egos and think they are soo fucking cool
and bad because they can throw cars at you.
Nerds: These are the people who spend all their time doing school work and
school activities <And take summer school voluntairly to better their
a's to a+'s>. This is also the 99% majority of computer users. I mean,
if you guys had real lives you would be out partying right now instead
of reading all this shit!. This also applies to the lamers who call
your board, you lock them out, and they keep calling back again and
again.
Church Nuts: These are the people who go to church at least once a week and
own a copy of the bible. I am not saying i worship the devil, I
don't even beleive in the devil or god. I think all religion is
a bunch of bullshit, too many loopholes in the bible, they leave
out large parts of known history <for instance, I dont see the
dinosaurs anywhere in the bible - and if it all started from
2 people, wouldnt ever single person in the world be so inbred
it would be disgusting?>.
Anyhow send us mail (you know how to reach us by now), if you have
any more types of people you really dont like that much! Maybe it will appear
in a future issue!
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