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Underground eXperts United
Presents...
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[ Little Johny ] [ By DIzzIE ]
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LIttLE joHNy (short rhymes)
By DIzzIE (c)2001
little johny found grenades in the ditches
now everyone in town has to get stitches
little johny found a loaded gun
johny's father just lost his only son
little johny got hold of an axe
and now his classmates have blood on their backpacks
in the forest, they abandoned little johny
and now the bears have quite a full tummy
mr.smith saw little johny obtain a grenade
mr.smith got so nervous, his pants filled with
lemonade
little johny got hold of a can of Raid
little johny died in the shade
little johny envied how quaintly his classmates played
...so he beat them to death with a shiny garden spade
little johny found a shiny razor blade
little johny died slowly in the shade
little johny had a puppy named Snoopy
with its ears cut off, it looked quite droopy
little johny took a knife
and then little johny took his life
little jonhy took a knife
and then you couldn't find your wife
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