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Underground eXperts United
Presents...
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[ Forbidden File ] [ By The GNN ]
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FORBIDDEN FILE
by THE GNN/DualCrew-Shining/uXu
This file is forbidden to spread, in
some cases even forbidden to possess.
(PREAMBLE)
This file is neither a work of art nor a joke. This is a serious file, all
its contents have been written for the purpose of creating chaos and
disorder. This preamble is neither a work of art nor a joke.
(INSTIGATION)
... to criminal activity...
You shall make a bomb. You shall use it. Here is the receipt: mix 50%
sugar with 50% saltpeter, put in a proper container; ignite. You shall
make this bomb. You shall use it. You shall use it. It is good for you.
The blast will make your day.
... to harassment...
After you have made this bomb, mail a letter to this bastard and tell
him that he must die: <gnn@uxu.org>
... to high treason...
Then use the bomb to kill the king of Sweden. Do not vote! Use the
bomb! Do not vote! SEEK PLEASURE THROUGH VIOLENCE, SEIZE POLITICAL POWER
WITH FORCE, THE FUTURE SHINES SO BRIGHT I GOTTA WEAR SHADES
(COPYRIGHT VIOLATION)
My candle burns at both ends;
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh my friends
It gives a lovely light!
(DESINFORMATION)
1+1=3
(INDECENT LANGUAGE WITHOUT PROPER CAUSE)
shit piss fuck ass arse damn screw breast hell piss-christ dick cock cunt
dumbass big-ass heck blast blazes gosh son-of-a-bitch prick pussy turd
fart bastard sucker crap bananas schmuck crud twit twat
(CHILD PORNOGRAPHY)
"Oh, my sweet lover, what a wonderful night we had together. When the moon
was a cold chisel dagger, we embraced each other and embarked on the
journey into sexual pleasures; me, penetrating your rectum; you, being
only (Depending upon sexual preference, put any number (in letters, you
illiterate fool!) between one and fifteen here; Example: eleven) years
old."
(TRADEMARK VIOLATION)
always the real thing always underground eXperts united
(VIOLATION OF THE FAHRENHEIT 451-CLAUSE)
The meaning of life is not only a complicated question. The answer, if
there is any, would probably be even more complicated; so complicated that
we would never be able to understand it.
(WRONG PROPAGANDA)
(X) is the superior political movement. It must prevail!
(Depending upon which political paranoia that is currently fashion among
the masses and intellectual elite in your country, exchange the (X) with
your favorite fringe political conspiracy. Examples: Marxism, nazism,
anarchism or the republic of Plato.)
(SEXUAL HARASSMENT)
I love You.
(THE WORST POSSIBLE CRIME EVER FACED IN HUMAN HISTORY)
Spread this file.
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