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         [  uXu Index #26 - 22-Jan-97  ]          [  By Bravemoore  ]


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  [000]  An Introduction To uXu                       The Chief           8k
  [001]  The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #01          The Chief          15k
  [002]  The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #02          The Chief          31k
  [003]  The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #03          The Chief          26k
  [004]  The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #04          The Chief          12k
  [005]  How To Get...Older Women                     The Chief          15k
  [006]  The BIG System Vol.1 (Chapters 01-10)        The Chief          46k
  [007]  How To Get Even!                             The GNN             4k
  [008]  Car Explosion Look-Alike                     The GNN             4k
  [009]  Making A Small Flame Thrower                 The GNN             2k
  [010]  Miscellaneous Crimes                         The GNN             3k
  [011]  Miscellaneous Terror                         The GNN             7k
  [012]  Projects For The Extremely Bored Anarchist   The GNN             4k
  [013]  Suicide!                                     The GNN             5k
  [014]  The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #05          The Chief          40k
  [015]  uXu Index #1                                 The Chief          11k
  [016]  Preventing A Murder                          The Chief           9k
  [017]  How To Cause Panic                           Phearless          12k
  [018]  Public Enemy - Apocalypse 91 Lyrics          The Chief          36k
  [019]  OOOOoooo!                                    The Chief           7k
  [020]  How To Shrink A Head                         The GNN             3k
  [021]  The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #06          The Chief          22k
  [022]  How To Kill An 'Elite' (in rhymes)           The Chief           4k
  [023]  Castle Chronicles Chapter One                The Chief          10k
  [024]  Your Mini Guide To Master The Art Of Chaos   Phearless           7k
  [025]  101 Uses For The "Tower Of Power"            The Chief          11k
  [026]  uXu Index #2                                 The Chief          12k
  [027]  The Ten Most Wanted By Interpol              The GNN             4k
  [028]  The BIG System Vol.2 (Chapters 11-15)        The Chief          15k
  [029]  Information Terrorism (At School)            The GNN             3k
  [030]  Unleashed - Where No Life Dwells Lyrics      Mister Monochrome   8k
  [031]  The Truth                                    The GNN             4k
  [032]  Castle Chronicles Chapter Two                The Chief          10k
  [033]  uXu Follow Up #1 - Dr. Ripco & Ripco BBS     The Chief         124k
  [034]  The Truth About Women                        The GNN             4k
  [035]  Wpoeiwop                                     The Chief           9k
  [036]  uXu Index #3                                 The Chief          13k
  [037]  Anarchist Unite                              The GNN             4k
  [038]  A Jolly Good Day In School                   The GNN             6k
  [039]  Depth Charge                                 The GNN             3k
  [040]  Depression                                   The GNN             6k
  [041]  The Excuse                                   The GNN             3k
  [042]  Childish Thoughts                            Phearless           4k
  [043]  The Anatomy Of Hate                          The GNN             4k
  [044]  Golf Ball Enjoyment                          Phearless           4k
  [045]  Fun With Electricity                         Phearless           3k
  [046]  Acid Human Terrorism                         The GNN             5k
  [047]  uXu Index #4                                 The Chief          15k
  [048]  AI                                           The GNN             8k
  [049]  Alarm!                                       The GNN             3k
  [050]  Castle Chronicles Chapter Three              The Chief           6k
  [051]  How To Deal With The Police                  The GNN             3k
  [052]  El Presidente - Handgun Shooting Skill       The GNN             8k
  [053]  Friday The 17th                              The Chief          10k
  [054]  Errors                                       The GNN             5k
  [055]  Eternal Life                                 The GNN             9k
  [056]  What Goes Around...                          The GNN             5k
  [057]  I Know Who You Are!                          The GNN             5k
  [058]  The uXu Annual Textfile Writer's Awards Info The Chief          13k
  [059]  Squib Joke                                   The GNN             4k
  [060]  The Voice                                    The GNN             7k
  [061]  Torture With Things Laying Around At Home    The GNN             7k
  [062]  uXu Index #5                                 The Chief          18k
  [063]  Divine Problems                              The GNN             8k
  [064]  Castle Chronicles Chapter Four               The Chief          10k
  [065]  Listen Carefully                             The GNN             9k
  [066]  The New Girl at Work                         Ralph 124C41+      12k
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  [069]  The European Digest Vol.2 Issue #01          The Chief          30k
  [070]  A Joke for VMS-Users                         Ralph 124C41+       5k
  [071]  Judgement Day                                The GNN             6k
  [072]  uXu Index #6                                 The Chief          18k
  [073]  Electricity                                  The GNN             7k
  [074]  The European Digest Vol.2 Issue #02          The Chief          21k
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  [105]  uXu Index #9                                 The Chief          24k
  [106]  What Do You Think About Bleed?               The GNN             7k
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  [109]  Clean Shaven Beauty II                       Ralph 124C41+       3k
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  [111]  Now It Can Be Told - uXu Members Speaks Out  ALL                 8k
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  [118]  I O U                                        Phearless          10k
  [119]  ...As If Every Day...                        The GNN             9k
  [120]  Pleasurehouse Interview                      The Chief          12k
  [121]  Perpetum Mobile - Three Poems                The GNN             9k
  [122]  uXu Lyrics: Suredo, Pleasurehouse & A Shrine The Chief          18k
  [123]  The Open Road Towards The Future             The GNN             8k
  [124]  Everything's Gonna Be Alright...             Phearless          13k
  [125]  They Are Coming                              The GNN             9k
  [126]  Why?                                         The GNN             7k
  [127]  uXu Index #11                                The Chief          27k
  [128]  Als Sprach The GNN - Ten Topics              The GNN             8k
  [129]  The Anatomy Of Boredom                       Ralph 124C41+       4k
  [130]  Castle Chronicles The Sequel - Chapter Two   The Chief          12k
  [131]  Dream On                                     Ralph 124C41+       6k
  [132]  The House Of The Criminally Insane           The GNN            10k
  [133]  The Twelve Miscellaneous Facts About Life    The Chief           9k
  [134]  The Last Night Of The World                  The GNN             9k
  [135]  Death Is Rotten                              Ralph 124C41+       7k
  [136]  Live On Stage Again: Messiah!                The GNN             8k
  [137]  uXu Index #12                                The Chief          28k
  [138]  The Last Frontier                            The GNN             7k
  [139]  Letters To The State                         Anon. Contributors 10k
  [140]  The Killing Truth                            The GNN             6k
  [141]  uXu Lyrics: Curve - Radio Sessions           The Chief          11k
  [142]  The Lynch Mob                                The GNN             9k
  [143]  Prometheus Symptom                           The GNN             8k
  [144]  Vengeance!                                   Hedge               6k
  [145]  Rage!                                        The GNN             7k
  [146]  The Power                                    The GNN             2k
  [147]  uXu Index #13                                The Chief          29k
  [148]  Technophilia                                 Ikonoklast        288k
  [149]  The Art Of Weirdness                         Bob Slack           6k
  [150]  Declare War!                                 The GNN             7k
  [151]  Hackers Against The Govt's New World Order   FreeStyle          20k
  [152]  Settle For Nothing                           The Chief          11k
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  [154]  Suicidal Maniac's Shitty File                Suicidal Maniac    10k
  [155]  Ripmax Top Tenners                           Ripmax              9k
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  [157]  uXu Lyrics: Slowdive - Souvlaki              The Chief           9k
  [158]  Exciting Life                                The GNN             6k
  [159]  Advanced Phreaking Using Cordless Phones     FreeStyle          20k
  [160]  uXu Index #14                                The Chief          33k
  [161]  An Amazing Christmas Tale                    The GNN             8k
  [162]  The Man Behind                               The GNN             8k
  [163]  Bob - The Serial Killer                      The GNN            10k
  [164]  How To Make a Bomb!                          The GNN             7k
  [165]  We Love You, Pigs!                           The Chief           8k
  [166]  Interrogation                                The GNN             8k
  [167]  Red Team                                     The GNN             8k
  [168]  10 Ways To Cause Havoc in Public Toilets     BLaZe               3k
  [169]  The Stand                                    The GNN             8k
  [170]  A Theory of Justice - The Game Show          The GNN             7k
  [171]  Five Stories From The Metaphysical Workshop  The GNN            12k
  [172]  uXu Index #15                                The Chief          34k
  [173]  The Eternal Machine                          The GNN             6k
  [174]  We Are The Robots                            Hedge               8k
  [175]  Clean Shaven Beauty III                      Ralph 124C41+       4k
  [176]  Operation Moon Sucker                        The GNN             9k
  [177]  Get Free Stuph and Kill People!!!!!          Basehead            6k
  [178]  How To Talk With ET's Without Being...       Budha & Greg Iloyd  4k
  [179]  The Unpaid Workers of Politics               Hedge               7k
  [180]  Wild West                                    The GNN             9k
  [181]  Castle Chronicles The Sequel - Chapter Three The Chief          11k
  [182]  Who Knows?                                   The GNN            10k
  [183]  uXu Index #16                                The Chief          35k
  [184]  The GNN's File #100                          The GNN            16k
  [185]  How To Avoid Letter-Bombs                    Ralph 124C41+       5k
  [186]  Lock-Picking Using The "Lock Clicker"        The GNN             8k
  [187]  Two-Two-Six-Eight                            Phearless          17k
  [188]  The Fanatic Hunter                           The GNN            11k
  [189]  Methods For Creating A Paranoid Lifestyle    Hedge & The GNN     8k
  [190]  Gas Station                                  The GNN            13k
  [191]  How To Get... Older Women Part III           The Chief          11k
  [192]  Final Discovery                              The GNN             4k
  [193]  Morality?                                    Das Model           5k
  [194]  City Of Slaves                               The GNN             7k
  [195]  The City                                     Hedge               6k
  [196]  The Good Life                                The GNN             8k
  [197]  Ripmax Top Tenners #2                        Ripmax              5k
  [198]  Cybernetic Escape Route                      The GNN             6k
  [199]  Learn To Love Big Brother                    The GNN             8k
  [200]  uXu Does Town 1994                           All But Hedge      22k
  [201]  Reincarnation, Inc.                          The GNN            13k
  [202]  Time Traveller's Guide - An Introduction     Phearless          62k
  [203]  Practical Redress                            The GNN            25k
  [204]  uXu Index #17                                The Chief          39k
  [205]  Big Bang Phil                                The GNN             7k
  [206]  The Nightfly                                 The GNN            22k
  [207]  Review: 'Bolero' by Jordan Lee               Dee P Binggeli     13k
  [208]  What To Say                                  The GNN             5k
  [209]  Speech For The Defence                       The GNN             7k
  [210]  How To Avoid Getting Hangover                McCoy               5k
  [211]  Three Rendez-vous With The Men Of Power      The GNN            10k
  [212]  Population X                                 The GNN             9k
  [213]  Poetry Collection 1                          Bob Slack           5k
  [214]  Poetry Collection 2                          Bob Slack           7k
  [215]  Poetry Collection 3                          Bob Slack           8k
  [216]  Fuck You, Stefan Kronqvist                   The GNN             7k
  [217]  Psycho(logical)scope                         Phearless           9k
  [218]  Everything You Need To Know About Techno     Ralph 124C41+       8k
  [219]  The Voter's Paradox                          Leon Felkins       47k
  [220]  uXu Index #18                                Phearless/The GNN  39k
  [221]  Escape Macabre, The                          The GNN             7k
  [222]  Five Poems                                   Mr Dude             5k
  [223]  Final Mistake                                The GNN             4k
  [224]  Contemplation In Rain                        Hedge               3k
  [225]  Frozen Dreams                                The GNN             5k
  [226]  A Cooperative Society                        Leon Felkins       40k
  [227]  The uXu Quiz                                 The GNN             4k
  [228]  Histamin                                     Pivic               7k
  [229]  Reel                                         The GNN             8k
  [230]  Poetry Collections                           Bob Slack          16k
  [231]  Terror Will Strike                           The GNN             7k
  [232]  Sweet Celebration                            Hedge              10k
  [233]  Collage                                      Ralph/Hedge        46k
  [234]  Future War                                   The GNN             6k
  [235]  uXu Index #19                                The Chief          41k
  [236]  Enforced                                     The GNN            10k
  [237]  HoHoCon '94 Review                           Dr. No             16k
  [238]  The Internet Hysteria                        The GNN             9k
  [239]  Master Mind                                  Classified Know.    9k
  [240]  Survive IRC                                  The GNN             9k
  [241]  Ellen Keys                                   The Chief           7k
  [242]  No More Secrets                              The GNN             9k
  [243]  Meaning of?                                  Polish Polish       2k
  [244]  The New World Order                          The GNN            11k
  [245]  Party Time                                   Pivic               9k
  [246]  A Slight Miscalculation                      The GNN            11k
  [247]  The 'Land                                    Hollywood           6k
  [248]  What Is This Thing Called Progress?          The GNN             3k
  [249]  uXu Index #20                                The Chief          45k
  [250]  Swift Justice                                The GNN             9k
  [251]  Your Own Life                                Phearless           9k
  [252]  Letter To a Prisoner                         The GNN             9k
  [253]  Guide To a College-Year Abroad               McCoy              10k
  [254]  Is This Art?                                 The GNN             3k
  [255]  More Time!                                   Phearless           6k
  [256]  Angel                                        The GNN             9k
  [257]  Suicidal                                     The Chief           4k
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  [259]  Love, Sex And Marriage                       Leon Felkins       55k
  [260]  On 'Love, Sex And Marriage'                  The GNN            10k
  [261]  A Guide To Paranoia                          Phearless           9k
  [262]  To Kill a Bouncer                            The GNN            10k
  [263]  The Evil Demon                               The Chief          10k
  [264]  David Letterman                              Phearless           3k
  [265]  DMV & 2D Bar Codes                           Mario              11k
  [266]  Year of Fun                                  Phearless           3k
  [267]  Respublica                                   The GNN            10k
  [268]  uXu Index #21                                The Chief          47k
  [269]  Never Work With Amateurs                     The GNN             6k
  [270]  Pray For Me                                  Phearless           3k
  [271]  American Nightmares                          The Chief           6k
  [272]  Drama                                        The GNN             9k
  [273]  Only The Lonely                              Hedge              11k
  [274]  The Driving Test                             The GNN             6k
  [275]  The Wind                                     Knyttet             4k
  [276]  The Second Excuse                            The GNN             6k
  [277]  Boy Racer                                    Pivic              10k
  [278]  Guardians of The Masses                      The GNN             8k
  [279]  Eric's Trip                                  The Chief           7k
  [280]  Hacker's Paradise                            The GNN            11k
  [281]  Ripped Off - Big Time                        Phearless           3k
  [282]  Pray For Us                                  The GNN             3k
  [283]  I Just Fell                                  Pivic               3k
  [284]  The Sentence                                 The GNN             9k
  [285]  Running                                      Phearless           3k
  [286]  Stigma                                       The GNN             6k
  [287]  What Is?                                     Phearless           5k
  [288]  Orwell-Was-Ten-Years-Late                    Pivic               4k
  [289]  uXu Index #22                                Mostly The Chief   42k
  [290]  How To Hack And Get Caught                   Phearless           4k
  [291]  Kraykkono Inn                                The GNN             7k
  [292]  Help For The Average                         Knyttet             5k
  [293]  Freedom In A Cage                            The GNN             7k
  [294]  Comments To The Unabomber Manifesto          Phearless/The GNN  11k
  [295]  Less Known Dilemmas                          The GNN             6k
  [296]  A Woman's Conscience                         Knyttet             3k
  [297]  The Last Cocktail Party                      The GNN/Hedge       5k
  [298]  An Introduction To Beer                      Ralph 124C41+       8k
  [299]  To Get To The Real Problems                  The GNN            16k
  [300]  Paradox Crew                                 The GNN             7k
  [301]  To Lose Your Religion                        Knyttet             6k
  [302]  ABB Part I                                   The GNN            10k
  [303]  ABB Part II                                  The GNN             6k
  [304]  ABB Part III                                 The GNN             7k
  [305]  Loved Anyhow                                 Knyttet             3k
  [306]  Kicks                                        The GNN             2k
  [307]  Losers' Guide To Becoming A Successful...    Joseph              4k
  [308]  Five Boxes In The Desert                     The GNN             4k
  [309]  A Letter To The Editor                       Leon Felkins       13k
  [310]  The Voice                                    Knyttet             4k
  [311]  Cognitive Neural Hardware And The Nerd       The GNN             7k
  [312]  The Invasion                                 Phearless           3k
  [313]  Middle Cuts                                  The Chief           8k
  [314]  uXu Index #23                                The GNN/Phearless  46k
  [315]  The Terrorists of Dissatisfaction            The GNN             8k
  [316]  Alien Invasion                               Joseph              7k
  [317]  Daddy's Girl                                 Knyttet             4k
  [318]  Bitte Denken!                                Joseph              4k
  [319]  What Is This Thing Called The System?        The GNN             7k
  [320]  Time                                         Knyttet             3k
  [321]  Critics                                      Joseph              5k
  [322]  Staying Sane                                 Ralph 124C41+       3k
  [323]  Don't Date Me                                Joseph             10k
  [324]  Games People Play                            The GNN             7k
  [325]  Three Ways Total Losers Get Even             The Chief           7k
  [326]  Doing Dunblane                               Joseph              5k
  [327]  Struggle                                     Knyttet             2k
  [328]  A Man In Need                                Joseph             29k
  [329]  Under The Surface                            The GNN             8k
  [330]  The Second uXu Quiz                          uXu                 6k
  [331]  A Prayer For War                             Hedge               7k
  [332]  Implants                                     The Chief          10k
  [333]  One Step Forward, Two Back                   Joseph              4k
  [334]  Bleed III                                    The GNN            85k
  [335]  Valentine's Day                              Knyttet             3k
  [336]  uXu Index #24                                The Chief          48k
  [337]  6 Four A - Six Short Poems                   The GNN             8k
  [338]  Taking a Bus Ride                            Knyttet             4k
  [339]  Screenplay: The Last Bullet                  The GNN            15k
  [340]  Swedish Moose Surprise                       Knyttet             3k
  [341]  The Infinite Wisdom Chip                     The GNN             6k
  [342]  Mind Expectations                            Knyttet             4k
  [343]  Medieval Dreams                              Mercuri             3k
  [344]  Screenplay: In The Colosseum                 The GNN            14k
  [345]  Magic                                        Knyttet             3k
  [346]  Mailing Lists - Part 1                       The Chief          22k
  [347]  Head Full of Chewing Gum                     Knyttet             4k
  [348]  Poesis/The Slab1.0                           aleph-6             4k
  [349]  More Than One Truth                          Knyttet             4k
  [350]  The Decline of The Swedish Underground       Dare Devil Show     9k
  [351]  To Make Choices In Life                      Knyttet             4k
  [352]  Screenplay: Burn Time                        The GNN            18k
  [353]  Why I Prefer To Be a Woman                   Knyttet             3k
  [354]  The Internet Word Reference Book - Chapter I The Chief          13k
  [355]  The Creator                                  Knyttet             3k
  [356]  Bukowski's Birthday                          Joseph              5k
  [357]  Move                                         Knyttet             5k
  [358]  The Point                                    The GNN             5k
  [359]  A Teacher's View                             Knyttet             3k
  [360]  Screenplay Screen Shots                      uXu                70k
  [361]  Her Volvo                                    Knyttet             6k
  [362]  Three Poems                                  Sunnyjim            5k
  [363]  uXu Index #25                                The Chief          51k

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  [01]  VaktB, Best{mmelser f|r Vaktpersonal           Phearless        32k
  [02]  Dial-a-Nerd                                    Phearless        14k
  [03]  Vattenfall, Datas{kerhet & Virushysteri?       The Chief        22k
  [04]  Elaka & Roliga Trix i Unix                     Rubicon           6k
  [05]  Analys av R|da Arme Fraktionens Politiska M}l  The GNN          22k
  [06]  Historier ur en Sjuk Hj{rna                    Ajo              10k
  [07]  Historier ur en Sjuk Hj{rna II - The Return    Ajo               7k
  [08]  Fandboken v0.92                                Ahrvid Engholm  563k
  [09]  Avlivaren                                      Robert Andersson  5k
  [10]  Kemi F|r Alla                                  Brainiac         17k
  [11]  V{gen Ut v0.94                                 The GNN         132k
  [12]  S.H.A. och uXu?                                The GNN           9k
  [13]  N{tverken, Media och Makten                    The GNN           6k
  [14]  Svenska Hackademins Ordlista                   Ralph 124C41+    64k
  [15]  Kvinnligt L{sande och Skrivande                The GNN          20k
  [16]  Musiken, Det Ultimata Skapandet                Knyttet           3k
  [17]  Utkast Till Generationsroman                   The GNN          16k
  [18]  Den F|rlorade Gl{djen                          Knyttet           4k
  [19]  Normalhysteri                                  Knyttet           3k

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                               Standard Releases

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 /  \ /  \  Underground eXperts United
<   uXu   > Release Update #26
 \  / \  /  Jan 22, 1997
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November  January  November  January  November  January Releases 1997:

364: "Seven Steps In The Computer Evolution" by The GNN.   Everything
evolve, as we all know. Even small pieces of rock actually evolves, but
perhaps not in the common use of the word. Here's a new view of an old
prophecy, just to remind you.

365: "The Big C" by Knyttet.   Now what could this be? No, it's not Caesar.
Just when your surroundings were looking more soft and pink than ever before,
something like this hits you. Perhaps an uncomfortable piece for some of you.

366: "The Can And The Future" by The GNN.   Through history man has tried
to get a glance of his or her future. Some looking in coffee-grounds, some
use a sphere of glass. There are some other ways too, however. Don't try this
at home folks, we are professionals... (FLW #71)

367: "The Computer Enthusiast" by Phearless.   There's more than one way to
skin a cat, they say (who? I don't know, it's just a stupid saying. Ask
someone else, willya?). You can read this in more than one way, but no matter
how you end up reading it, you'll find yourself with the same conclusion.
Boy^H^H^HPerson, was that a hint or what?

368: "The Girl And The Robot" by The GNN.   Irresponsible young people have
been blamed for a lot of things over the years. This file doesn't really say
anything that differs from this, but please check it out to make sure you've
found your place in life already.

369: "My Best Friend" by The Chief.   Wow, and I thought I had a tough time
at work... Now I realize that _some_ people have the same problem all of
their living hours. But in a (not so) strange way, I'm sure you'll recognize
yourself.

370: "The Secret Actors" by The GNN.   Now, we had some very heavy and
intensive discussions with the people described in this file, before we
agreed to release it. Hope this experience doesn't totally flip your
universe.

371: "Clipped Short And Back" by Holly Day.   Holly Day gives you three of
her poems, including "Clipped Short And Back", "1830 To The End Of The World"
and "My Mother". Each one stands for itself.

372: "The Anatomy Of Pseudo-Science" by The GNN.   We all know about it, some
of us have seen it and some of us have actually experienced the concept of
pseudo-science. Some take it lightly, some dead serious. Another text to take
sides in.

373: "A Letter Never Sent" by Knyttet.   Carpe Diem - seize the day. Things
you did can't be undone. Things you didn't do - can be done... Simple rules
for some, but even if you do know about this, you always seem to end up
regretting some of your choices in life.

374: "The Crowd And The Stigma" by The GNN.   Metaphors are great when
describing things that are hard to explain, or perhaps easily misunderstood.
Metaphors are also great for confusing people who once used to have a
somewhat clear mind...

375: "Sucks" by DK.   This one might not be for the faint of heart, nor for
the ones who think some things should not be described in detail. The rest of
you, share the thoughts of the characters of this text for a moment.

376: "Power Check" by The GNN.   Our jury who beta-read all files before
including them in a relase got very upset when reading this one. They were
actually so upset that we had to sack the whole lot of them, steal their
salary for this month and spend it all down at the local pub.

377: "Marauder" by The GNN.   Authors can be lazy, active or addicts.
Typically, but not as a rule, the addicts are the ones showing the best
productions. I wouldn't say it's because of some special writing skill, nah.
Let me put it like this: if you fired one shot with a revolver at a target a
hundred feet away, or fired five hundred rounds with a machine gun at the
same target... Would the number of bullets hitting the target reflect
the skill of the person's precision shooting skills? In one way, yes. In
another, no... aww, forget it.

378: "Sleepy?" by Phearless.   A journey into dream land, or an experiment
for and of the mentally challenged? What some of us know, others have to find
out for themselves. Poor sob, I hope he surfaces before the next release.
Meanwhile, his computer makes a good addition to my network for playing
popular gory games.

379: "Alienated Relationships" by The GNN.   Take a look around, do the
couples you see (or know) look happy? Look sad? Angry? Crazy? Well, to make
things easier for you to recognize the different kinds of relationships,
The GNN wrote down the characteristics of a few of them.

380: "uXu Index #26" by Bravemoore.   It has all you are looking for.
Listings: all released files so far, detailed one for release #26,
the distribution sites (FTP/BBS/Gopher) and information how to contact
the uXu. You can even find out the pluralis form of "index," which is
"indice."

            [#380 also includes an index for the uXu-S series]

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  Call our Fine Distribution Sites: [Recommended at least 'til Release #27]

  Name                     Number           Speed  Country    SysOp

  X-treme                  [+31]-16-7564414 [33.6] Holland    The Doctor
 +Arrested Development     [+31]-77-3547477 [v32b] Holland    Omega
 +Alternative Nation       [+32]-53-789669  [14.4] Belgium    Krypton
 !The Stash                [+46]-13-175042  [v32b] Sweden     The Chief

 +Destiny Stone II         [+61]-92-463491  [28.8] Australia  Ripmax
 +The Young Gods           [+351]-1XX-XXXXX [28.8] Portugal   Boomerang
  Unearthly Shadows        [303]-683-1443   [28.8] US         Silicon
 +Ripco ][                 [312]-528-5020   [14.4] US         Dr. Ripco
  Cyberpunk System         [316]-942-0064   [v32b] US         Legacy

  KastlerocK               [412]-527-3749   [28.8] US         Jamie Kowinsky
  Airstrip One             [512]-371-7971   [v32b] US         Frac The Ripper
  Society HQ               [518]-465-6721   [14.4] US         FactorX
  Black Opium              [701]-523-5909   [28.8] US         evilive
  LHD2                     [818]-546-2332   [14.4] US         Hacksaw


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