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         [  uXu Index #24 - 16-Jun-96  ]           [  By The Chief  ]


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                  his famous memory block with direct access..."

                                              - Arthur C. Clarke






                                              / The Chief



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  [001]  The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #01          The Chief          15k
  [002]  The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #02          The Chief          31k
  [003]  The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #03          The Chief          26k
  [004]  The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #04          The Chief          12k
  [005]  How To Get...Older Women                     The Chief          15k
  [006]  The BIG System Vol.1 (Chapters 01-10)        The Chief          46k
  [007]  How To Get Even!                             The GNN             4k
  [008]  Car Explosion Look-Alike                     The GNN             4k
  [009]  Making A Small Flame Thrower                 The GNN             2k
  [010]  Miscellaneous Crimes                         The GNN             3k
  [011]  Miscellaneous Terror                         The GNN             7k
  [012]  Projects For The Extremely Bored Anarchist   The GNN             4k
  [013]  Suicide!                                     The GNN             5k
  [014]  The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #05          The Chief          40k
  [015]  uXu Index #1                                 The Chief          11k
  [016]  Preventing A Murder                          The Chief           9k
  [017]  How To Cause Panic                           Phearless          12k
  [018]  Public Enemy - Apocalypse 91 Lyrics          The Chief          36k
  [019]  OOOOoooo!                                    The Chief           7k
  [020]  How To Shrink A Head                         The GNN             3k
  [021]  The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #06          The Chief          22k
  [022]  How To Kill An 'Elite' (in rhymes)           The Chief           4k
  [023]  Castle Chronicles Chapter One                The Chief          10k
  [024]  Your Mini Guide To Master The Art Of Chaos   Phearless           7k
  [025]  101 Uses For The "Tower Of Power"            The Chief          11k
  [026]  uXu Index #2                                 The Chief          12k
  [027]  The Ten Most Wanted By Interpol              The GNN             4k
  [028]  The BIG System Vol.2 (Chapters 11-15)        The Chief          15k
  [029]  Information Terrorism (At School)            The GNN             3k
  [030]  Unleashed - Where No Life Dwells Lyrics      Mister Monochrome   8k
  [031]  The Truth                                    The GNN             4k
  [032]  Castle Chronicles Chapter Two                The Chief          10k
  [033]  uXu Follow Up #1 - Dr. Ripco & Ripco BBS     The Chief         124k
  [034]  The Truth About Women                        The GNN             4k
  [035]  Wpoeiwop                                     The Chief           9k
  [036]  uXu Index #3                                 The Chief          13k
  [037]  Anarchist Unite                              The GNN             4k
  [038]  A Jolly Good Day In School                   The GNN             6k
  [039]  Depth Charge                                 The GNN             3k
  [040]  Depression                                   The GNN             6k
  [041]  The Excuse                                   The GNN             3k
  [042]  Childish Thoughts                            Phearless           4k
  [043]  The Anatomy Of Hate                          The GNN             4k
  [044]  Golf Ball Enjoyment                          Phearless           4k
  [045]  Fun With Electricity                         Phearless           3k
  [046]  Acid Human Terrorism                         The GNN             5k
  [047]  uXu Index #4                                 The Chief          15k
  [048]  AI                                           The GNN             8k
  [049]  Alarm!                                       The GNN             3k
  [050]  Castle Chronicles Chapter Three              The Chief           6k
  [051]  How To Deal With The Police                  The GNN             3k
  [052]  El Presidente - Handgun Shooting Skill       The GNN             8k
  [053]  Friday The 17th                              The Chief          10k
  [054]  Errors                                       The GNN             5k
  [055]  Eternal Life                                 The GNN             9k
  [056]  What Goes Around...                          The GNN             5k
  [057]  I Know Who You Are!                          The GNN             5k
  [058]  The uXu Annual Textfile Writer's Awards Info The Chief          13k
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  [060]  The Voice                                    The GNN             7k
  [061]  Torture With Things Laying Around At Home    The GNN             7k
  [062]  uXu Index #5                                 The Chief          18k
  [063]  Divine Problems                              The GNN             8k
  [064]  Castle Chronicles Chapter Four               The Chief          10k
  [065]  Listen Carefully                             The GNN             9k
  [066]  The New Girl at Work                         Ralph 124C41+      12k
  [067]  The Doors' Complete Lyrics                   Quiksilver        110k
  [068]  What Happened?                               The GNN             3k
  [069]  The European Digest Vol.2 Issue #01          The Chief          30k
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  [071]  Judgement Day                                The GNN             6k
  [072]  uXu Index #6                                 The Chief          18k
  [073]  Electricity                                  The GNN             7k
  [074]  The European Digest Vol.2 Issue #02          The Chief          21k
  [075]  Toy Soldiers                                 The GNN             7k
  [076]  The Non-Fictionous "Over The Edge?"          Phearless          14k
  [077]  The Lost Soul                                The GNN             6k
  [078]  How To Get...Older Women Part II             The Chief          20k
  [079]  Smog's Revenge                               The GNN            41k
  [080]  The European Digest Vol.2 Issue #03          The Chief          41k
  [081]  Laser Human Terrorism                        The GNN             5k
  [082]  The Cure For Paranoia                        The GNN             5k
  [083]  uXu Index #7                                 The Chief          19k
  [084]  10th Generation                              The GNN            12k
  [085]  H0w t0 fix ur kredit!                        Sarlo               3k
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  [087]  How to annoy an enemy (or make a new one)    Ralph 124C41+       4k
  [088]  Backfire                                     The GNN/Phearless  17k
  [089]  TIC - Downtown Julie Brown Spills Her Guts   Sarlo               6k
  [090]  People of the Elite Scene - Yargh!           The GNN             6k
  [091]  Clean Shaven Beauty                          Ralph 124C41+       3k
  [092]  Blackstone Rising                            Sarlo              11k
  [093]  Meanwhile                                    The GNN             2k
  [094]  uXu Index #8                                 The Chief          23k
  [095]  Feline Superiority                           The GNN             6k
  [096]  The Family Man                               The GNN             6k
  [097]  Criminal Me or Eat My Confessions Part 1     Phearless          14k
  [098]  Utopia                                       The GNN             9k
  [099]  Two Poems in One                             Phearless/The GNN   6k
  [100]  A Year With uXu                              The Chief          11k
  [101]  Sex!                                         The GNN             7k
  [102]  Meaning Of Life                              The GNN             2k
  [103]  Vampires Anno 90's                           The GNN            10k
  [104]  Church Of The Re(A)listic                    The GNN             3k
  [105]  uXu Index #9                                 The Chief          24k
  [106]  What Do You Think About Bleed?               The GNN             7k
  [107]  uXu Lyrics: Curve - Doppelg{nger (v2)        The Chief          12k
  [108]  Dental Torture                               The GNN             6k
  [109]  Clean Shaven Beauty II                       Ralph 124C41+       3k
  [110]  The Civilized Primitive Prowler              The GNN            11k
  [111]  Now It Can Be Told - uXu Members Speaks Out  ALL                 8k
  [112]  uXu Lyrics: Curve - Pubic Fruit (v3)         The Chief          15k
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  [115]  Castle Chronicles The Sequel - Chapter One   The Chief          10k
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  [118]  I O U                                        Phearless          10k
  [119]  ...As If Every Day...                        The GNN             9k
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  [124]  Everything's Gonna Be Alright...             Phearless          13k
  [125]  They Are Coming                              The GNN             9k
  [126]  Why?                                         The GNN             7k
  [127]  uXu Index #11                                The Chief          27k
  [128]  Als Sprach The GNN - Ten Topics              The GNN             8k
  [129]  The Anatomy Of Boredom                       Ralph 124C41+       4k
  [130]  Castle Chronicles The Sequel - Chapter Two   The Chief          12k
  [131]  Dream On                                     Ralph 124C41+       6k
  [132]  The House Of The Criminally Insane           The GNN            10k
  [133]  The Twelve Miscellaneous Facts About Life    The Chief           9k
  [134]  The Last Night Of The World                  The GNN             9k
  [135]  Death Is Rotten                              Ralph 124C41+       7k
  [136]  Live On Stage Again: Messiah!                The GNN             8k
  [137]  uXu Index #12                                The Chief          28k
  [138]  The Last Frontier                            The GNN             7k
  [139]  Letters To The State                         Anon. Contributors 10k
  [140]  The Killing Truth                            The GNN             6k
  [141]  uXu Lyrics: Curve - Radio Sessions           The Chief          11k
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  [143]  Prometheus Symptom                           The GNN             8k
  [144]  Vengeance!                                   Hedge               6k
  [145]  Rage!                                        The GNN             7k
  [146]  The Power                                    The GNN             2k
  [147]  uXu Index #13                                The Chief          29k
  [148]  Technophilia                                 Ikonoklast        288k
  [149]  The Art Of Weirdness                         Bob Slack           6k
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  [154]  Suicidal Maniac's Shitty File                Suicidal Maniac    10k
  [155]  Ripmax Top Tenners                           Ripmax              9k
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  [157]  uXu Lyrics: Slowdive - Souvlaki              The Chief           9k
  [158]  Exciting Life                                The GNN             6k
  [159]  Advanced Phreaking Using Cordless Phones     FreeStyle          20k
  [160]  uXu Index #14                                The Chief          33k
  [161]  An Amazing Christmas Tale                    The GNN             8k
  [162]  The Man Behind                               The GNN             8k
  [163]  Bob - The Serial Killer                      The GNN            10k
  [164]  How To Make a Bomb!                          The GNN             7k
  [165]  We Love You, Pigs!                           The Chief           8k
  [166]  Interrogation                                The GNN             8k
  [167]  Red Team                                     The GNN             8k
  [168]  10 Ways To Cause Havoc in Public Toilets     BLaZe               3k
  [169]  The Stand                                    The GNN             8k
  [170]  A Theory of Justice - The Game Show          The GNN             7k
  [171]  Five Stories From The Metaphysical Workshop  The GNN            12k
  [172]  uXu Index #15                                The Chief          34k
  [173]  The Eternal Machine                          The GNN             6k
  [174]  We Are The Robots                            Hedge               8k
  [175]  Clean Shaven Beauty III                      Ralph 124C41+       4k
  [176]  Operation Moon Sucker                        The GNN             9k
  [177]  Get Free Stuph and Kill People!!!!!          Basehead            6k
  [178]  How To Talk With ET's Without Being...       Budha & Greg Iloyd  4k
  [179]  The Unpaid Workers of Politics               Hedge               7k
  [180]  Wild West                                    The GNN             9k
  [181]  Castle Chronicles The Sequel - Chapter Three The Chief          11k
  [182]  Who Knows?                                   The GNN            10k
  [183]  uXu Index #16                                The Chief          35k
  [184]  The GNN's File #100                          The GNN            16k
  [185]  How To Avoid Letter-Bombs                    Ralph 124C41+       5k
  [186]  Lock-Picking Using The "Lock Clicker"        The GNN             8k
  [187]  Two-Two-Six-Eight                            Phearless          17k
  [188]  The Fanatic Hunter                           The GNN            11k
  [189]  Methods For Creating A Paranoid Lifestyle    Hedge & The GNN     8k
  [190]  Gas Station                                  The GNN            13k
  [191]  How To Get... Older Women Part III           The Chief          11k
  [192]  Final Discovery                              The GNN             4k
  [193]  Morality?                                    Das Model           5k
  [194]  City Of Slaves                               The GNN             7k
  [195]  The City                                     Hedge               6k
  [196]  The Good Life                                The GNN             8k
  [197]  Ripmax Top Tenners #2                        Ripmax              5k
  [198]  Cybernetic Escape Route                      The GNN             6k
  [199]  Learn To Love Big Brother                    The GNN             8k
  [200]  uXu Does Town 1994                           All But Hedge      22k
  [201]  Reincarnation, Inc.                          The GNN            13k
  [202]  Time Traveller's Guide - An Introduction     Phearless          62k
  [203]  Practical Redress                            The GNN            25k
  [204]  uXu Index #17                                The Chief          39k
  [205]  Big Bang Phil                                The GNN             7k
  [206]  The Nightfly                                 The GNN            22k
  [207]  Review: 'Bolero' by Jordan Lee               Dee P Binggeli     13k
  [208]  What To Say                                  The GNN             5k
  [209]  Speech For The Defence                       The GNN             7k
  [210]  How To Avoid Getting Hangover                McCoy               5k
  [211]  Three Rendez-vous With The Men Of Power      The GNN            10k
  [212]  Population X                                 The GNN             9k
  [213]  Poetry Collection 1                          Bob Slack           5k
  [214]  Poetry Collection 2                          Bob Slack           7k
  [215]  Poetry Collection 3                          Bob Slack           8k
  [216]  Fuck You, Stefan Kronqvist                   The GNN             7k
  [217]  Psycho(logical)scope                         Phearless           9k
  [218]  Everything You Need To Know About Techno     Ralph 124C41+       8k
  [219]  The Voter's Paradox                          Leon Felkins       47k
  [220]  uXu Index #18                                Phearless/The GNN  39k
  [221]  Escape Macabre, The                          The GNN             7k
  [222]  Five Poems                                   Mr Dude             5k
  [223]  Final Mistake                                The GNN             4k
  [224]  Contemplation In Rain                        Hedge               3k
  [225]  Frozen Dreams                                The GNN             5k
  [226]  A Cooperative Society                        Leon Felkins       40k
  [227]  The uXu Quiz                                 The GNN             4k
  [228]  Histamin                                     Pivic               7k
  [229]  Reel                                         The GNN             8k
  [230]  Poetry Collections                           Bob Slack          16k
  [231]  Terror Will Strike                           The GNN             7k
  [232]  Sweet Celebration                            Hedge              10k
  [233]  Collage                                      Ralph/Hedge        46k
  [234]  Future War                                   The GNN             6k
  [235]  uXu Index #19                                The Chief          41k
  [236]  Enforced                                     The GNN            10k
  [237]  HoHoCon '94 Review                           Dr. No             16k
  [238]  The Internet Hysteria                        The GNN             9k
  [239]  Master Mind                                  Classified Know.    9k
  [240]  Survive IRC                                  The GNN             9k
  [241]  Ellen Keys                                   The Chief           7k
  [242]  No More Secrets                              The GNN             9k
  [243]  Meaning of?                                  Polish Polish       2k
  [244]  The New World Order                          The GNN            11k
  [245]  Party Time                                   Pivic               9k
  [246]  A Slight Miscalculation                      The GNN            11k
  [247]  The 'Land                                    Hollywood           6k
  [248]  What Is This Thing Called Progress?          The GNN             3k
  [249]  uXu Index #20                                The Chief          45k
  [250]  Swift Justice                                The GNN             9k
  [251]  Your Own Life                                Phearless           9k
  [252]  Letter To a Prisoner                         The GNN             9k
  [253]  Guide To a College-Year Abroad               McCoy              10k
  [254]  Is This Art?                                 The GNN             3k
  [255]  More Time!                                   Phearless           6k
  [256]  Angel                                        The GNN             9k
  [257]  Suicidal                                     The Chief           4k
  [258]  uXu And S.H.A., Facts And Fiction            The GNN             8k
  [259]  Love, Sex And Marriage                       Leon Felkins       55k
  [260]  On 'Love, Sex And Marriage'                  The GNN            10k
  [261]  A Guide To Paranoia                          Phearless           9k
  [262]  To Kill a Bouncer                            The GNN            10k
  [263]  The Evil Demon                               The Chief          10k
  [264]  David Letterman                              Phearless           3k
  [265]  DMV & 2D Bar Codes                           Mario              11k
  [266]  Year of Fun                                  Phearless           3k
  [267]  Respublica                                   The GNN            10k
  [268]  uXu Index #21                                The Chief          47k
  [269]  Never Work With Amateurs                     The GNN             6k
  [270]  Pray For Me                                  Phearless           3k
  [271]  American Nightmares                          The Chief           6k
  [272]  Drama                                        The GNN             9k
  [273]  Only The Lonely                              Hedge              11k
  [274]  The Driving Test                             The GNN             6k
  [275]  The Wind                                     Knyttet             4k
  [276]  The Second Excuse                            The GNN             6k
  [277]  Boy Racer                                    Pivic              10k
  [278]  Guardians of The Masses                      The GNN             8k
  [279]  Eric's Trip                                  The Chief           7k
  [280]  Hacker's Paradise                            The GNN            11k
  [281]  Ripped Off - Big Time                        Phearless           3k
  [282]  Pray For Us                                  The GNN             3k
  [283]  I Just Fell                                  Pivic               3k
  [284]  The Sentence                                 The GNN             9k
  [285]  Running                                      Phearless           3k
  [286]  Stigma                                       The GNN             6k
  [287]  What Is?                                     Phearless           5k
  [288]  Orwell-Was-Ten-Years-Late                    Pivic               4k
  [289]  uXu Index #22                                Mostly The Chief   42k
  [290]  How To Hack And Get Caught                   Phearless           4k
  [291]  Kraykkono Inn                                The GNN             7k
  [292]  Help For The Average                         Knyttet             5k
  [293]  Freedom In A Cage                            The GNN             7k
  [294]  Comments To The Unabomber Manifesto          Phearless/The GNN  11k
  [295]  Less Known Dilemmas                          The GNN             6k
  [296]  A Woman's Conscience                         Knyttet             3k
  [297]  The Last Cocktail Party                      The GNN/Hedge       5k
  [298]  An Introduction To Beer                      Ralph 124C41+       8k
  [299]  To Get To The Real Problems                  The GNN            16k
  [300]  Paradox Crew                                 The GNN             7k
  [301]  To Lose Your Religion                        Knyttet             6k
  [302]  ABB Part I                                   The GNN            10k
  [303]  ABB Part II                                  The GNN             6k
  [304]  ABB Part III                                 The GNN             7k
  [305]  Loved Anyhow                                 Knyttet             3k
  [306]  Kicks                                        The GNN             2k
  [307]  Losers' Guide To Becoming A Successful...    Joseph              4k
  [308]  Five Boxes In The Desert                     The GNN             4k
  [309]  A Letter To The Editor                       Leon Felkins       13k
  [310]  The Voice                                    Knyttet             4k
  [311]  Cognitive Neural Hardware And The Nerd       The GNN             7k
  [312]  The Invasion                                 Phearless           3k
  [313]  Middle Cuts                                  The Chief           8k
  [314]  uXu Index #23                                The GNN/Phearless  46k

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  [01]  VaktB, Best{mmelser f|r Vaktpersonal           Phearless        32k
  [02]  Dial-a-Nerd                                    Phearless        14k
  [03]  Vattenfall, Datas{kerhet & Virushysteri?       The Chief        22k
  [04]  Elaka & Roliga Trix i Unix                     Rubicon           6k
  [05]  Analys av R|da Arme Fraktionens Politiska M}l  The GNN          22k
  [06]  Historier ur en Sjuk Hj{rna                    Ajo              10k
  [07]  Historier ur en Sjuk Hj{rna II - The Return    Ajo               7k
  [08]  Fandboken v0.92                                Ahrvid Engholm  563k
  [09]  Avlivaren                                      Robert Andersson  5k
  [10]  Kemi F|r Alla                                  Brainiac         17k
  [11]  V{gen Ut v0.94                                 The GNN         132k
  [12]  S.H.A. och uXu?                                The GNN           9k
  [13]  N{tverken, Media och Makten                    The GNN           6k
  [14]  Svenska Hackademins Ordlista                   Ralph 124C41+    64k
  [15]  Kvinnligt L{sande och Skrivande                The GNN          20k

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March  June  March  June  March  June  March  June Releases 1996:

315: "The Terrorists of Dissatisfaction" by The GNN.   There are those
who consider life to be boring and frustrating. Then there are those
who are happy, who enjoy life to the limit. On what side are you? In
any case, as you are on one, or even both sides sometimes, this file
concerns you.

316: "Alien Invasion" by Joseph.   You might think that we are not alone
in this universe. You might have heard people talk, watched programs on
the TV, read books, reports and newspapers, about meeting aliens. In their
backyards, on a field, in their bed. Can this really be true?

317: "Daddy's Girl" by Knyttet.   Most accidents happen in your own home.
Most people's problems are domestic ones. Things that happen in your house
can really change your life, contrary to general belief. Here, Knyttet
tells you a bit about such problems.

318: "Bitte Denken!" by Joseph.   Are you one of those who think that
the government is experimenting with your brain when you watch the TV
or read the papers? Do you question everything that is said to you?
Then you do not need to read this short, but informational text.

319: "What Is This Thing Called The System?" by The GNN.   What do
you think The System is? Is it really Them working in the government,
the agencies, those who have the power? Well, then you just might
want to read this one, and think again.

320: "Time" by Knyttet.   You have probably thought of time several
times in your life, but have you really considered what time really
is? And why does it exist? For what purpose? If you threw away your
watch, would you be timeless? Here are some thoughts on the subject.

321: "Critics" by Joseph.   Critics can be found everywhere in our
society today. They review books, paintings, movies, music, plays,
magazines, festivals.. well, you name it, and there they are. And
they are getting more and more attention. They are on their way to
stardom! But why? Why do we listen to them even? And who decided that
their taste is the collective good one?

322: "Staying Sane" by Ralph 124C41+.   You hear a lot during a day,
don't you? People tell you things, you listen to the radio and you
watch the TV. But sometimes, they say things that you just can't
grasp - things that you know to be the truth, but they tell you
different. Things they say are true, but you can never check them
for yourself.

323: "Don't Date Me" by Joseph.   So you have been dumped by your
girlfriend. Again. What can you do about it? Just go with the flow
as usual. Cry a bit, then start over again with the next girl you
meet? How long will you cope with this? For this guy, it was enough.

324: "Games People Play" by The GNN.   There are important games and
then there are _important_ games. Do you consider any World Cup,
the Olymic Games or Stanley Cup to be _important_, you will probably
reconsider after reading this one.

325: "Three Ways Total Losers Get Even" by The Chief.   When total losers
are out to get even, you know what will happen. That's right, they will
just get themselves into more trouble. In this file, The Chief brings up
three of the most useless "get even" advice ever or never published.

326: "Doing Dunblane" by Joseph.   For those of you with your nose in
the newspaper, here is somewhat of a story taken from the news. Well,
almost anyway. If you have heard the name Dunblane, you know what it
is all about, though not quite. Oh well.. read it and weep.

327: "Struggle" by Knyttet.   How about a drug related short story?
Well, think about it at least. If you have been there, you might
recognize yourself. If not, it might make you think twice before
you say yes.

328: "A Man In Need" by Joseph.   If you want to read a strange story,
about some strange people, with a strange beginning and an even more
strange end, containing some strange arguments that you might understand,
though probably not, then this is a story made just for you.

329: "Under The Surface" by The GNN.   Like if you knew what freedom
means, imagine that someone, some day, comes up to you and completely
alters your view. Changes it to something so extreme, that you are
bound to agree, because it was really something you had never thought
of before!

330: "The Second uXu Quiz" by uXu.   Above all, what does really count?
Of course - yet another uXu Quiz with, frankly, too easy questions and
useful, carefully selected and expensive prizes to be won! You are right
Sir! So, read the file, send your answers to The GNN within fifteen days,
and you might just be one of our lucky winners!

331: "A Prayer For War" by Hedge.   Open up your eyes and take a look at
the wars going on right now, or the wars that have been. In general, we
detest war and love peace, right? So are those who start and fight these
wars completely crazy, or can a war actually be a good thing sometimes?

332: "Implants" by The Chief.   Think about the future. Think about the
fiction genre, books and movies. What is it that stands out from it all?
Implants. If it isn't perfect bodies, perfect appearences, it is computer
chip implants. Here is a view that might make you say "Plug in, drop out."

333: "One Step Forward, Two Back" by Joseph.   Questions questions
questions.. If you are interested in political questions, revolutions
or the ways the government controls everyone of us, this is probably
one text you do not want to miss.

334: "Bleed III" by The GNN.   Will the story never end!?, you might
ask yourself after learning that yet another part of the critically
acclaimed, often debated... computer game?! is out. But this is a
t-file group isn't it? Hmm, you better check this one out for
yourselves to make sure we're not doing something terrible!!

335: "Valentine's Day" by Knyttet.   Do you go around telling people
you care about, that you care about them? Do you tell the ones you love,
that you love them? Whenever you feel like it? Probably not. And that
is why you need to read this one.

336: "uXu Index #24" by The Chief.   Joda, here is the index again.
Still filled with information about the new release and still with
nifty information about the uXu sect and it's followers. What to do
to join, what to do to get out. Where you can find us, and where you
can not. What government agencies to contact in order to get rid of
us, and ... uh.. well. You know what to do!

            [#336 also includes an index for the uXu-S series]

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