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Underground eXperts United
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[ Ripmax Top Tenners #2 ] [ By Ripmax ]
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RiPMAX PRESENTS :- TOP TEN ISSUE #03
TOP TEN WAYS TO CAUSE HAVOC IN MCDONALDS RESTAURANT
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1. Get some of the ice they always put in to your drink and crunch it up
in to small bit. When a bit is small enough to fit into a straw, blow
through the straw firing across the Room. A few mates on either side
of the store and your set.
2. Nearly everyone hates McDonalds Pickles! They are so rubbery and stick to
lots of different objects! Especially good on Windows, Doors and People,
but hey why stop there? Food fights with tomato and beetroot go down
well also!
3. Another favorite of mine is the McDonalds plastic spoons. Get a chocolate
sundae, get some in the spoon, pull it back and let go! Sundae all over
the other side of the room, over your mate, some poor bastard that you
don't even know, better still over a McDonalds worker.
4. Annoying other customers can also be good. McDonalds want there customers
to eat and relax in Peace. So a few loud conversations, Belches, Farts
arguments never go astray. Take a walkman with speakers play some Death
Metal or Rodney Rude.
5. Walk in and ask for a Whopper and a Bacon Double Cheese Burger. They
either tell you to piss off or say something like that's Hungry Jacks
(Burger King).
6. Walk in and ask for 10 complimentary cups of water. This was actually
done by a me and nine mates. We also got 1 cup of coke, we pissed them
right off and then the ice fight ensured our speedy departure.
7. Wear a "I ate at Mcdonalds and lived to tell about it" T-shirt.
8. Drop a six pack of beer and a pizza on the counter that you had consumed
a few hours earlier that night.
9. Set a smoke bomb off in the toilets. This gets you either kicked out or
given to the cops! (If your caught)
10. Get some Ice cubes from your Drink and place them on the floor around the
counter area so as the people leave with their food they slip over and
lose the lot.
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RiPMAX PRESENTS :- TOP TEN ISSUE #04
TOP TEN PHRASES HEARD AT A RAVE
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1. What are you on Tonight?
2. Gimme a Hug.
3. Seen any D's around tonight? ( D = Police Detectives)
4. Anyone got any Bulbs?
5. Damn the water is Expensive here.
6. Who is this DJ?
7. There is too many bunnies at this Rave.
8. Who's got some more Extra? (Extra is Sugarless Chewing Gum)
9. I've had a good time from what I can remember.
10. If we wait in this line any longer the drugs are going to wear off.
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I HAVE WRITTEN THIS TEXT PURELY FOR INFORMATIVE AND HUMOROUS PURPOSES.
- THIS FILE DATED : 30/MAR/1994 -
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