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Underground eXperts United
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[ How To Make a Bomb! ] [ By The GNN ]
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HOW TO MAKE A BOMB!
by THE GNN/DualCrew-Shining/uXu
Stop reading. Now.
This file will teach you how to make a KEWL bomb that will go BOOM! and
then send THOUSANDS of small shit around which will guarantee your face to
get completely riddled! Then you will say DAAAAMN! and run to the nearest
hospital! At the hospital, you will be placed in a black bag and sent back
to your parents with a note saying 'Another fool. Keep the remains as a
gift. Have a nice day'.
Read on folks!
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NOTE: This file is for informational purposes only, and not meant
to be taken serious or carried out in reality. Underground
eXperts take no responsibility for actions taken, misuse of the
contents in this file, political chaos or lack of sexual
satisfaction. None of the members, contributors or family
members can be held guilty for people who use the contents in
this file for personal winning, nor can we be held responsible
for revolutions, murders, killing, child molesting, that the
toilet is not flushed, that old people are loosing their hair,
that you are the ugliest person on this planet hence rejected by
your parents. It is not our fault that you are so ugly that your
parents tried to get rid of you with the help of the yellow
pages. Are you out of gasoline? Well then, uXu cannot be
blamed for that either. Underground eXperts United are
completely clean when it comes to riots, gang-wars and drunk
drivers. The cigars from Havana are not our mistake. The
russian revolution happened 1918 which means that no writer for
uXu was alive at the time and cannot be blamed for that. We have
nothing to do with the fact that all radio stations seems to play
shitty music like Molester Jackson and Electric Banana Band.
Actually, when you were refused to dance with that brunette last
friday which led to your nose being crushed by her boyfriend, uXu
was not responsible. Her boyfriend had NOT learned the boxing
techniques in a file of ours. No, it is not possible for uXu to
cause pimples, cancer, AIDS or unability to have sex. Congress
shall make no law respecting an establishment of group sex, or
prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the
freedom to dance naked. This file is written to spread death
ONLY and not meant to be eaten, inhaled or shoot into your blood
veins. This file is not meant to be read at all. If you are
reading this, you are a criminal - something that Underground
undertAkers United (UAU!) absolutely not can be blamed for. We
just write files, we do not read them ourselves. It is up to you
if you want to read this file. If you chose to do so, everything
is your fault. You are responsible for World War I and II and
the assassination of JFK and Olof Palme. Read this file, but keep
in mind that the topics written about are ridiculous and
constitute a threat to the human future. This file is not
for children or morons. It is written for the normal people.
Just kidding. This file IS written for children and morons, so
they can blow their hands to the moon and then run away
screaming. However, this is not of any concern to uXu. Our
hands are clean. Clean as the ass of a new-born baby. This file
is for informational purposes only. The police shall only bust
people who runs around with a large sign saying 'Bust me!'. uXu
do have a sign but it says 'Do NOT bust me!' instead, which means
that we are immune to cops! Gotcha! Ha ha! Try to bust us and you
will fail! Ha ha ha... ha? Hey! Get away from me! What are you...
Let go of my hands! No! No night stick please! *omph* *uh* *ouch*
Look at the sign you pig! *BANG!* No! No gun! Not my head! Stop!
The sign... *BANG!* p9donw88N0?8NEF?Q3ixXK?axsM4NA4?QAAAX<zx<<
92NQRPDOOIQPKW3'r+q9q'+nocarrier9aima7
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HOW TO MAKE A BOMB!
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Contents: Black powder. A bottle. A fuse.
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How to do: Place the black powder and the fuse in the bottle.
--------- Light it. It will say bom. Very amusing.
WASn'T ThAt C000L Eh? Now get out and show da w0rld
what real (A)narchy is! Yeaaah! S0 KEWL! Blow up ya
school! Kill ya mother! MOUAHAHAHAHAHAAAAH!!!
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Cool Turbo. Cool Volvo.
Ra! Ra! Tora! Tora! Tora! Raus! THE STASH +46-13-SOMETHING
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