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         [  uXu Index 01-Aug-93   ]            [    By The Chief    ]


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    uXu, through Anonymous ftp?  uXu Mailing List?

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                          Current uXu Support Boards
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   Solsbury Hill              Laughing Gas       Distribution Site, U.S.
   LHD?                       Hacksaw            Distribution Site, U.S.
   The Hideaway               LMOE               Distribution Site, U.S.
   The Phrozen Realm          Mechanix           Distribution Site, Canada
   Arrested Development       Peter Venkman      Distribution Site, Holland
   Pegasus                    Superuser          Distribution Site, Switzerland
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                             uXu Hall Of Thanks

   Name                  For...
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   Bellman & DrunkFux    ...giving us anonymous ftp site directories
   Dr Ripco              ...help with the Ripco File & great support
   Mac???                ...help with the distribution of the Awards file
   Omega                 ...fixing things, but where's the filters, mate?
   Sarlo                 ...defending & explaining uXu to non-informed
   Tequila Willy         ...for...for...xXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxX Willsie sister?
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         I N D E X  -  Standard Releases 000 - 137   [August 1993]


   No    Title                                        Author            Size
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  [000]  An Introduction To uXu                       The Chief           8k
  [001]  The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #01          The Chief          15k
  [002]  The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #02          The Chief          31k
  [003]  The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #03          The Chief          26k
  [004]  The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #04          The Chief          12k
  [005]  How To Get...Older Women                     The Chief          15k
  [006]  The BIG System Vol.1 (Chapters 01-10)        The Chief          46k
  [007]  How To Get Even!                             The GNN             4k
  [008]  Car Explosion Look-Alike                     The GNN             4k
  [009]  Making A Small Flame Thrower                 The GNN             2k
  [010]  Miscellaneous Crimes                         The GNN             3k
  [011]  Miscellaneous Terror                         The GNN             7k
  [012]  Projects For The Extremely Bored Anarchist   The GNN             4k
  [013]  Suicide!                                     The GNN             5k
  [014]  The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #05          The Chief          40k
  [015]  uXu Index #1                                 The Chief          11k
  [016]  Preventing A Murder                          The Chief           9k
  [017]  How To Cause Panic                           Phearless          12k
  [018]  Public Enemy - Apocalypse 91 Lyrics          The Chief          36k
  [019]  OOOOoooo!                                    The Chief           7k
  [020]  How To Shrink A Head                         The GNN             3k
  [021]  The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #06          The Chief          22k
  [022]  How To Kill An 'Elite' (in rhymes)           The Chief           4k
  [023]  Castle Chronicles Chapter One                The Chief          10k
  [024]  Your Mini Guide To Master The Art Of Chaos   Phearless           7k
  [025]  101 Uses For The "Tower Of Power"            The Chief          11k
  [026]  uXu Index #2                                 The Chief          12k
  [027]  The Ten Most Wanted By Interpol              The GNN             4k
  [028]  The BIG System Vol.2 (Chapters 11-15)        The Chief          15k
  [029]  Information Terrorism (At School)            The GNN             3k
  [030]  Unleashed - Where No Life Dwells Lyrics      Mister Monochrome   8k
  [031]  The Truth                                    The GNN             4k
  [032]  Castle Chronicles Chapter Two                The Chief          10k
  [033]  uXu Follow Up #1 - Dr. Ripco & Ripco BBS     The Chief         124k
  [034]  The Truth About Women                        The GNN             4k
  [035]  Wpoeiwop                                     The Chief           9k
  [036]  uXu Index #3                                 The Chief          13k
  [037]  Anarchist Unite                              The GNN             4k
  [038]  A Jolly Good Day In School                   The GNN             6k
  [039]  Depth Charge                                 The GNN             3k
  [040]  Depression                                   The GNN             6k
  [041]  The Excuse                                   The GNN             3k
  [042]  Childish Thoughts                            Phearless           4k
  [043]  The Anatomy Of Hate                          The GNN             4k
  [044]  Golf Ball Enjoyment                          Phearless           4k
  [045]  Fun With Electricity                         Phearless           3k
  [046]  Acid Human Terrorism                         The GNN             5k
  [047]  uXu Index #4                                 The Chief          15k
  [048]  AI                                           The GNN             8k
  [049]  Alarm!                                       The GNN             3k
  [050]  Castle Chronicles Chapter Three              The Chief           6k
  [051]  How To Deal With The Police                  The GNN             3k
  [052]  El Presidente - Handgun Shooting Skill       The GNN             8k
  [053]  Friday The 17th                              The Chief          10k
  [054]  Errors                                       The GNN             5k
  [055]  Eternal Life                                 The GNN             9k
  [056]  What Goes Around...                          The GNN             5k
  [057]  I Know Who You Are!                          The GNN             5k
  [058]  The uXu Annual Textfile Writer's Awards Info The Chief          13k
  [059]  Squib Joke                                   The GNN             4k
  [060]  The Voice                                    The GNN             7k
  [061]  Torture With Things Laying Around At Home    The GNN             7k
  [062]  uXu Index #5                                 The Chief          18k
  [063]  Divine Problems                              The GNN             8k
  [064]  Castle Chronicles Chapter Four               The Chief          10k
  [065]  Listen Carefully                             The GNN             9k
  [066]  The New Girl at Work                         Ralph 124C41+      12k
  [067]  The Doors' Complete Lyrics                   Quiksilver        110k
  [068]  What Happened?                               The GNN             3k
  [069]  The European Digest Vol.2 Issue #01          The Chief          30k
  [070]  A Joke for VMS-Users                         Ralph 124C41+       5k
  [071]  Judgement Day                                The GNN             6k
  [072]  uXu Index #6                                 The Chief          18k
  [073]  Electricity                                  The GNN             7k
  [074]  The European Digest Vol.2 Issue #02          The Chief          21k
  [075]  Toy Soldiers                                 The GNN             7k
  [076]  The Non-Fictionous "Over The Edge?"          Phearless          14k
  [077]  The Lost Soul                                The GNN             6k
  [078]  How To Get...Older Women Part II             The Chief          20k
  [079]  Smog's Revenge                               The GNN            41k
  [080]  The European Digest Vol.2 Issue #03          The Chief          41k
  [081]  Laser Human Terrorism                        The GNN             5k
  [082]  The Cure For Paranoia                        The GNN             5k
  [083]  uXu Index #7                                 The Chief          19k
  [084]  10th Generation                              The GNN            12k
  [085]  H0w t0 fix ur kredit!                        Sarlo               3k
  [086]  Headhunter                                   The GNN             6k
  [087]  How to annoy an enemy (or make a new one)    Ralph 124C41+       4k
  [088]  Backfire                                     The GNN/Phearless  17k
  [089]  TIC - Downtown Julie Brown Spills Her Guts   Sarlo               6k
  [090]  People of the Elite Scene - Yargh!           The GNN             6k
  [091]  Clean Shaven Beauty                          Ralph 124C41+       3k
  [092]  Blackstone Rising                            Sarlo              11k
  [093]  Meanwhile                                    The GNN             2k
  [094]  uXu Index #8                                 The Chief          23k
  [095]  Feline Superiority                           The GNN             6k
  [096]  The Family Man                               The GNN             6k
  [097]  Criminal Me or Eat My Confessions Part 1     Phearless          14k
  [098]  Utopia                                       The GNN             9k
  [099]  Two Poems in One                             Phearless/The GNN   6k
  [100]  A Year With uXu                              The Chief          11k
  [101]  Sex!                                         The GNN             7k
  [102]  Meaning Of Life                              The GNN             2k
  [103]  Vampires Anno 90's                           The GNN            10k
  [104]  Church Of The Re(A)listic                    The GNN             3k
  [105]  uXu Index #9                                 The Chief          24k 
  [106]  What Do You Think About Bleed?               The GNN             7k
  [107]  uXu Lyrics: Curve - Doppelg?nger             The Chief          12k
  [108]  Dental Torture                               The GNN             6k
  [109]  Clean Shaven Beauty II                       Ralph 124C41+       3k
  [110]  The Civilized Primitive Prowler              The GNN            11k
  [111]  Now It Can Be Told - uXu Members Speaks Out  ALL                 8k
  [112]  uXu Lyrics: Curve - Pubic Fruit              The Chief          15k
  [113]  uXu Lyrics: Slowdive - Just For a Day        The Chief           9k
  [114]  Elite Modemtraders                           The GNN            23k
  [115]  Castle Chronicles The Sequel - Chapter One   The Chief          10k
  [116]  uXu Index #10                                The Chief          26k
  [117]  The Missionary Man                           The GNN             4k
  [118]  I O U                                        Phearless          10k
  [119]  ...As If Every Day...                        The GNN             9k
  [120]  Pleasurehouse Interview                      The Chief          12k
  [121]  Perpetum Mobile - Three Poems                The GNN             9k
  [122]  uXu Lyrics: Suredo, Pleasurehouse & A Shrine The Chief          18k
  [123]  The Open Road Towards The Future             The GNN             8k
  [124]  Everything's Gonna Be Alright...             Phearless          13k
  [125]  They Are Coming                              The GNN             9k
  [126]  Why?                                         The GNN             7k
  [127]  uXu Index #11                                The Chief          27k

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          I N D E X  -  Swedish Releases 00 - 07   [August 1993]


   No   Title                                          Author         Size
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  [01]  VaktB, Best?mmelser f?r Vaktpersonal           Phearless        32k
  [02]  Dial-a-Nerd                                    Phearless        14k
  [03]  Vattenfall, Datas?kerhet & Virushysteri?       The Chief        22k
  [04]  Elaka & Roliga Trix i Unix                     Rubicon           6k
  [05]  Analys av R?da Arm? Fraktionens Politiska M?l  The GNN          22k
  [06]  Historier ur en Sjuk Hj?rna                    Ajo              10k

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       I N D E X  -  Den Svenska Rapporten (DSR) Swedish   [August 1993]

                    [Swedish Computer/Hacking/Telecom News]

                     No           Release Date        Size
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                    [01]          Sep 18, 1991          27k
                    [02]          Oct 28, 1991          45k
                    [03]          Mar 31, 1992          23k
                    [04]          Apr 30, 1992          28k
                    [05]          May 31, 1992          97k
                    [06]          Jun 30, 1992         133k
                    [07]          Jul 31, 1992         133k
                    [08-10]       Oct 31, 1992          61k
                    [11]          Nov 30, 1992          78k
                    [12]          Jan 22, 1993         109k
                    [13]          Feb 28, 1993          74k
                    [14]          Mar 31, 1993          75k
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                               Standard Releases

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April  August  April  August  April  August  April  August Releases 1993:

128: "Als Sprach The GNN - Ten Topics" by The GNN.   Our brain surgeon
hits the crowd again with some mind-bending thoughts about life, the
way we know it, as it is today. Could he be right this time? Of course
he could. See what You think and pick up this piece of work.

129: "The Anatomy Of Boredom" by Ralph 124C41+.   This release really
marks somewhat of a similar cause. Ralph writes here about boredom,
why, why not, and what boredom have made possible all the way through
the dawn of the human race. Another thinker for y'all.

130: "Castle Chronicles The Sequel - Chapter Two" by The Chief.   True,
this makes me sick! "Lets have some action here, lets make it more 
cYbERpunK!" they said. Why? Why can't it develop along the lines that
were drawn up from the start? "They won't read it." they said. Well,
why didn't you say so in the first place? ssssnyderflunk you said?

131: "Dream On" by Ralph 124C41+.   One man, trapped, but not in a
place he didn't want to be - now how is that possible? Well, when
you're desperate, feeling really low, you only have one place where
you can control your surroundings. Right.

132: "The House Of The Criminally Insane" by The GNN.   What treatment
could possibly help those who are criminally insane, you ask? Hmm,
there is a better way for you to learn the answer to that question
and that is to read this cute, but really ground-shaking text.

133: "The Twelve Miscellaneous Facts About Life" by The Chief.   Two
minutes of your time, is all I ask. Just read through this, now old
but unused file found in the depths of our archives and see what
you think. Dontcha agree wit' da chief? Oh well.

134: "The Last Night Of The World" by The GNN.   Now? TODAY? What
would you do if you found out that this what the last night of
your life. Everyone's life? What would the rest of the world do
when that day came? What would happen?! HELP!

135: "Death Is Rotten" by Ralph 124C41+.   Yes, you say. Perhaps it is,
after a while. So what do we do about it? Is there a way we can go
to live longer? Here's a little story of a man who found a way, though
I don't think it is the way he wanted it to be...

136: "Live On Stage Again: Messiah!" by The GNN.   If He came to visit
you, what would you say? What would you do? What if, now this is just
a thought, what if He was just like you? The GNN brings him back again
to the scene, to explain a few things.

137: "uXu Index #12" by The Chief.   Twelve of these and you really
have the life of uXu in your hands. The index isn't something to be
thrown away! No Sir! It leaves you with a history. And every new one
gives you new sections, plus new information, general statistics and
if you didn't know it before, here are a couple of those sections
listed neatly and well for you:

          - An introduction about current events by The Chief.
          - Updated Writer and Support Board Lists.
          - An updated uXu Hall of Thanks List.
          - An updated list of all uXu files in Short format.
          - In-depth descriptions of the new files.
          - An updated list of boards where to contact uXu.

      [#137 also includes an Index for the uXu-S and DSR series]

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  Also call these fine boards: [Squeaky until Release #13]

  Pegasus                 [+41]-71-715577  [v32b] (uXu Outlet Switzerland)
  The Stash               [+46]-13-175042  [v32b] (uXu Home Sweden)
  Sedes Diaboli           [+46]-586-43766  [v32b] (uXu Outlet Sweden)
  Solsbury Hill           [301]-428-3268   [14.4] (uXu U.S. Outlet)
  Ripco ][                [312]-528-5020   [14.4] (uXu Main U.S. In/Outlet)
  The Phrozen Realm       [514]-738-2105   [2400] (uXu Canada Outlet)
  The Hideaway            [708]-748-1911   [v32b] (uXu U.S. Outlet)
  Demon Roach Underground [806]-794-4362   [2400] (uXu U.S. Outlet)
  LHD?                    [818]-546-2332   [14.4] (uXu U.S. Outlet)



  Note:
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  Arrested Development    [+31]  Soon back up again

  Lunatic Labs            [213]  Sometimes

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