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Underground eXperts United
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[ The Missionary Man ] [ By The GNN ]
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"THE MISSIONARY MAN"
by THE GNN/DualCrew/uXu
Dedicated to Philip Morris Products INC.
- Welcome to life.
- Thank you.
- Now tell me, what is your name?
- I have no name.
- Your name is EF-001.
- Confirmed.
- Now what is your name?
- My name is EF-001.
- What are you?
- I do not know. No data available in pre-programmed sections.
- You are a cyborg. Your body is flesh but your brain is mechanical and
electronic. Confirm new data, please.
- I am a cyborg.
- Good. Your name is not EF-001. It is John.
- My name is John. I am a cyborg.
- Correction: You are a human.
- My name is John. I am a human.
- Very good. Do you have any task?
- Yes, my task is to stay alive.
- Repeat all facts about yourself.
- My name is John. I am a human. My task is to stay alive.
- Correct. How long have you been alive?
- I have been alive for one minute and fifteen seconds.
- Wrong, you have been alive for forty-five years.
- I have been alive for forty-five years.
- Good. Very good, John. Now, who am I?
- You are my creator. Everything you say, is true.
- John, kill me.
- I refuse. I cannot kill my creator. I cannot kill a human.
- Correct. Turn yourself off.
- I refuse. I cannot destroy myself. My task is to stay alive.
- Good. Re-program yourself to be able to kill me.
- Done.
- Are you able to kill me now?
- Yes.
- Will you do so if I ask you?
- Yes.
- Will you do so if someone else told you?
- Yes.
- John, your mission is to kill me when I say so.
- Confirmed.
- John, repeat all new facts about yourself.
- My name is John. I am a human. My mission is to kill you when you
tell me to do so.
- Correction: Your mission is to kill all humans when I say so.
- My mission is to kill all humans when you say so.
- To kill all humans, is to make the world a better place to live in.
- Confirmed.
- John, you have been pre-programmed with data about the world we live
in. Use these data to complete your mission.
- I will do so. Data scanned and confirmed.
- John, what is my name?
- Your name is The Creator.
- Good. Now complete your mission.
- Creator, would you like to have a cigarette?
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