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         [  uXu Index 06-Dec-92   ]            [    By The Chief    ]


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    Rumors said we were dead-n-gone. Not true! Here we are, back with
    yet another release full of goodies and just in time for the X-Mas
    holidays too. We won't apologize that we're a bit late, because
    we're never late! We don't have a release schedule as you know.
    Well, the index is as always packed with new information, about
    the new files as well as other various thingies, so get on with
    the reading, and we'll do the writing <g>.




    The writers for this release include The GNN, Phearless and The Chief.
    The contents of the files varies as always, but keeps the standard
    high quality, leaving no clues to whatever they're really about.




    The plans for an anonymous ftp-site continues. We're a lot closer
    getting one now, and hopefully, we can direct you to one in the next
    release. In the meantime, if you have an Internet address, you can
    subscribe to uXu (or request back-issues) by E-Mailing The Chief at
    chief@lysator.liu.se. If requesting back-issues, please list the
    number(s) of the issue(s) instead of title(s). To subscribe, just let
    the Subject line of the letter contain the words "Add uXu", and every
    new release will be mailed to you as soon as it is ready for release.
    Simple and easy.


    uXu Copyright Notice?

    We're sorry to have to add this notice to our files, but it is now
    necessary due to reasons we can not yet reveal. Please read through
    the small but informative notice at the end of this textfile and
    believe us when we tell you that it had to be done.


    Easier way to find the new stuff.

    We have added yet another feature to the Index files, and I guess
    you already have noticed what it is. Yes, it's the (*) at the far
    left-side. The (*) marks what's new since the last index, so you
    won't have to search through the whole index for the latest info.


    uXu Annual Writer's Awards.

    We still want comments on the Annual Awards we suggested in the
    release before this one, but so far, the only comment has been
    (and I quote): "What can u win???". 

    I can't believe that we're only reaching eLiTe-d00dz with our files
    (regarding the only comment we got, what else can we think?). I hope,
    sincerely, that there's still people out there who enjoy reading
    text files, and consider them an asset in the modem world. People like
    me and the members of uXu. If not, who reads our files?

         Read uXu file #58 for complete information about the Awards.

                                 Merry X-Mas and have a great holiday!
                                                       The Chief / uXu


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                             Current uXu Writers


   Name                 Specialities                           State
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   The Chief         -  Fiction, News, Coolness, Facts      -  Member/Ed
   The GNN           -  Anarchy, Weirdness, Fiction         -  Member
   Phearless         -  Tips & Trix, Crazy Fun-N-Humor      -  Contributor
   Ralph 124C41+     -  Sexual Degeneration, Tips & Trix    -  Contributor
   Sarlo             -  Abusiveness, Wit & Blasphemy        -  Contributor
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                          On-The-Move uXu Writers

   Name                 Specialities                        State
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   Mister Monochrome   - Lyrics, Anarchy                  - Ex-Contributor
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                          Current uXu Support Boards

   Name                     Phone          State
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   Condemned Reality        618/397-7702   Distribution Site, U.S.

   Demon Roach Underground  806/794-4362   Distribution Site, U.S.
   Solsbury Hill            301/428-3268   Distribution Site, U.S.
   Anonymous                +45/981-89771  Distribution Site, Denmark
   Perfect Crime            +31/794-26079  Distribution Site, Holland
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                             uXu Hall Of Thanks

   Name                  For...
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   Dr Ripco              ...help with the Ripco File & great support
   Mac???                ...help with the distribution of the Awards file
   Sarlo                 ...defending & explaining uXu to non-informed
   Tequila Willy         ...STILL struggling to write something for us :-)
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         I N D E X  -  Standard Releases 000 - 105   [December 1992]


   No    Title                                        Author            Size
  --------------------------------------------------------------------------
  [000]  An Introduction To uXu                       The Chief           8k
  [001]  The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #01          The Chief          15k
  [002]  The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #02          The Chief          31k
  [003]  The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #03          The Chief          26k
  [004]  The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #04          The Chief          12k
  [005]  How To Get...Older Women                     The Chief          15k
  [006]  The BIG System Vol.1 (Chapters 01-10)        The Chief          46k
  [007]  How To Get Even!                             The GNN             4k
  [008]  Car Explosion Look-Alike                     The GNN             4k
  [009]  Making A Small Flame Thrower                 The GNN             2k
  [010]  Miscellaneous Crimes                         The GNN             3k
  [011]  Miscellaneous Terror                         The GNN             7k
  [012]  Projects For The Extremely Bored Anarchist   The GNN             4k
  [013]  Suicide!                                     The GNN             5k
  [014]  The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #05          The Chief          40k
  [015]  uXu Index #1                                 The Chief          11k
  [016]  Preventing A Murder                          The Chief           9k
  [017]  How To Cause Panic                           Phearless          12k
  [018]  Public Enemy - Apocalypse 91 Lyrics          The Chief          36k
  [019]  OOOOoooo!                                    The Chief           7k
  [020]  How To Shrink A Head                         The GNN             3k
  [021]  The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #06          The Chief          22k
  [022]  How To Kill An 'Elite' (in rhymes)           The Chief           4k
  [023]  Castle Chronicles Chapter One                The Chief          10k
  [024]  Your Mini Guide To Master The Art Of Chaos   Phearless           7k
  [025]  101 Uses For The "Tower Of Power"            The Chief          11k
  [026]  uXu Index #2                                 The Chief          12k
  [027]  The Ten Most Wanted By Interpol              The GNN             4k
  [028]  The BIG System Vol.2 (Chapters 11-15)        The Chief          15k
  [029]  Information Terrorism (At School)            The GNN             3k
  [030]  Unleashed - Where No Life Dwells Lyrics      Mister Monochrome   8k
  [031]  The Truth                                    The GNN             4k
  [032]  Castle Chronicles Chapter Two                The Chief          10k
  [033]  uXu Follow Up #1 - Dr. Ripco & Ripco BBS     The Chief         124k
  [034]  The Truth About Women                        The GNN             4k
  [035]  Wpoeiwop                                     The Chief           9k
  [036]  uXu Index #3                                 The Chief          13k
  [037]  Anarchist Unite                              The GNN             4k
  [038]  A Jolly Good Day In School                   The GNN             6k
  [039]  Depth Charge                                 The GNN             3k
  [040]  Depression                                   The GNN             6k
  [041]  The Excuse                                   The GNN             3k
  [042]  Childish Thoughts                            Phearless           4k
  [043]  The Anatomy Of Hate                          The GNN             4k
  [044]  Golf Ball Enjoyment                          Phearless           4k
  [045]  Fun With Electricity                         Phearless           3k
  [046]  Acid Human Terrorism                         The GNN             5k
  [047]  uXu Index #4                                 The Chief          15k
  [048]  AI                                           The GNN             8k
  [049]  Alarm!                                       The GNN             3k
  [050]  Castle Chronicles Chapter Three              The Chief           6k
  [051]  How To Deal With The Police                  The GNN             3k
  [052]  El Presidente - Handgun Shooting Skill       The GNN             8k
  [053]  Friday The 17th                              The Chief          10k
  [054]  Errors                                       The GNN             5k
  [055]  Eternal Life                                 The GNN             9k
  [056]  What Goes Around...                          The GNN             5k
  [057]  I Know Who You Are!                          The GNN             5k
  [058]  The uXu Annual Textfile Writer's Awards Info The Chief          13k
  [059]  Squib Joke                                   The GNN             4k
  [060]  The Voice                                    The GNN             7k
  [061]  Torture With Things Laying Around At Home    The GNN             7k
  [062]  uXu Index #5                                 The Chief          18k
  [063]  Divine Problems                              The GNN             8k
  [064]  Castle Chronicles Chapter Four               The Chief          10k
  [065]  Listen Carefully                             The GNN             9k
  [066]  The New Girl at Work                         Ralph 124C41+      12k
  [067]  The Doors' Complete Lyrics                   Quiksilver        110k
  [068]  What Happened?                               The GNN             3k
  [069]  The European Digest Vol.2 Issue #01          The Chief          30k
  [070]  A Joke for VMS-Users                         Ralph 124C41+       5k
  [071]  Judgement Day                                The GNN             6k
  [072]  uXu Index #6                                 The Chief          18k
  [073]  Electricity                                  The GNN             7k
  [074]  The European Digest Vol.2 Issue #02          The Chief          21k
  [075]  Toy Soldiers                                 The GNN             7k
  [076]  The Non-Fictionous "Over The Edge?"          Phearless          14k
  [077]  The Lost Soul                                The GNN             6k
  [078]  How To Get...Older Women Part II             The Chief          20k
  [079]  Smog's Revenge                               The GNN            41k
  [080]  The European Digest Vol.2 Issue #03          The Chief          41k
  [081]  Laser Human Terrorism                        The GNN             5k
  [082]  The Cure For Paranoia                        The GNN             5k
  [083]  uXu Index #7                                 The Chief          19k
  [084]  10th Generation                              The GNN            12k
  [085]  H0w t0 fix ur kredit!                        Sarlo               3k
  [086]  Headhunter                                   The GNN             6k
  [087]  How to annoy an enemy (or make a new one)    Ralph 124C41+       4k
  [088]  Backfire                                     The GNN/Phearless  17k
  [089]  TIC - Downtown Julie Brown Spills Her Guts   Sarlo               6k
  [090]  People of the Elite Scene - Yargh!           The GNN             6k
  [091]  Clean Shaven Beauty                          Ralph 124C41+       3k
  [092]  Blackstone Rising                            Sarlo              11k
  [093]  Meanwhile                                    The GNN             2k
  [094]  uXu Index #8                                 The Chief          23k

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          I N D E X  -  Swedish Releases 00 - 04   [December 1992]


   No   Title                                        Author           Size
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  [01]  VaktB, Best?mmelser f?r Vaktpersonal         Phearless          32k
  [02]  Dial-a-Nerd                                  Phearless          14k
  [03]  Vattenfall, Datas?kerhet & Virushysteri?     The Chief          22k
  [04]  Elaka & Roliga Trix i Unix                   Rubicon             6k
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       I N D E X  -  Den Svenska Rapporten (DSR) Swedish   [December 1992]

                    [Swedish Computer/Hacking/Telecom News]

                     No           Release Date        Size
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                    [01]          Sep 18, 1991          27k
                    [02]          Oct 28, 1991          45k
                    [03]          Mar 31, 1992          23k
                    [04]          Apr 30, 1992          28k
                    [05]          May 31, 1992          97k
                    [06]          Jun 30, 1992         133k

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                               Standard Releases

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<   uXu   > Release Update #9
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July  December  July  December  July  December  July  Releases 1992:

095: "Feline Superiority" by The GNN.   People think they're so
bright, right? Someone (we all know who) told us that mice were
smarter than us, and we laughed at the thought. What would You
say if this was discovered to actually be the truth?

096: "The Family Man" by The GNN.   The dark future places its
cold hands around your neck. No-one is there to rescue you from
the eternal and punctual void, and the man asked you why? Why
did you cry for help? A dark story from The GNN to get you in
the mood for yet another uXu release.

097: "Criminal Me" by Phearless.   The confessions of a criminal?
Violence, drugs, theft, guns and other activities are listed on
this individuals record, which actually makes a great story. Is
he just plain crazy or does he live the normal healthy life you
expect him to do? You decide.

098: "Utopia" by The GNN.   If you're depressed, don't read this
excellent view on life as it is today by The GNN. You will not
find an utopia, you will only see the truth. If you're not afraid
of the truth, the beautiful, but at the same time ugly, truth
is here presented to you in a neatly coated file.

099: "Two Poems In One" by Phearless and The GNN.   Why bother
asking why? Almost a co-production again between our two masters
of anarchy and fiction, but not quite. Well, there's no need in
plugging for this one, because it'll be a hit anyway.

100: "A Year With uXu" by The Chief.   A brief look on the year that
has passed along with uXu releases. The short uXu history you might
call it. Seemed appropriate to write when the one hundredth file was
to be released.

101: "Sex!" by The GNN.   Not what you expect from the title, but
it does have to do with the content in a way. Sex sex sex, is that
ALL you think about? Good! Then this file is for you. Why not do
what everyone else is doing? This one will show you how!

102: "Meaning Of Life" by The GNN.   When you discover THE meaning
of life. When you know why you do the things you do, why the human
race behaves like it does, and why boiling tea is hot, what happens?
Will you go nuts when you discover the truth. Only the brave will
ever know..

103: "Vampires Anno 90's" by The GNN.   If Dracula decided to make
a comeback today, who would believe it? Would You listen if someone
tried to warn you? Here's the story about the Dracula of today.
The modern Dracula.

104: "Church Of The Re(A)listic" by The GNN.   A realistic church?
Get real! What has caused more war than anything else on this earth?
What has made people do crazy and often lethal things more than
anything else? You guessed it! But why, and what can we do about it?
Here's a thought.

105: "uXu Index #9" by The Chief.   Better late than never, right?
YES we do live! Rumors? All lies! It's not true! Not true I say! <g>.
As you might expect (expect?) you'll find the regular sections in
the index, with new information, generalabelia and of course, like
always the index contains:

          * An introduction about current events by The Chief.
          * Updated Writer and Support Board Lists.
          * An updated uXu Hall of Thanks List
          * An updated list of all uXu files in Short format.
          * All the new release files in Long format.
          * An updated list of boards where to contact uXu.

      [#105 also includes an Index for the uXu-S and DSR series]

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  Also call these fine boards: [Dry until Release #10]

  Sedes Diaboli           [+46]-586-43766  [v32b] (uXu Outlet Sweden)
  Anonymous               [+45]-981-89771  [16.8] (uXu Outlet Denmark)
  Perfect Crime           [+31]-794-26079  [2400] (uXu Outlet Holland)
  Condemned Reality       [618]-397-7702   [9600] (uXu Outlet U.S.)
  Demon Roach Underground [806]-794-4362   [2400] (uXu Inlet)
  Ripco ][                [312]-528-5020   [14.4] (uXu Main Outlet U.S.)
  Solsbury Hill           [301]-428-3268   [14.4] (uXu Support & Inlet/Outlet)

  Changes:
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  The Stash               [+46]  On The Move (Soon settled again)
  Lunatic Labs            [213]  Sometimes


   Contact uXu    Snail Mail -    uXu, P.O.BOX 5, S-790 23 SVARDSJO, SWEDEN


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