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Underground eXperts United
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[ uXu Index 28-Jul-92 ] [ By The Chief ]
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Not quite as promised, but close enough, we're out with the 8th
release. There will be yet another gap between release 8 and 9 due
to me moving, and getting back to school this autumn, but I hope it
will not affect my own writing as it have for this release. Summer
have placed itself in front of my authoristic lifestyle, but I guess
that's only natural. With temperatures as high as 40 degrees celsius,
it's not a very productive temperature.
- Just a few notes on this release.
We're adding a new contributor to the list of authors, and it's
Sarlo, from the U.S. We haven't received any submissions from our
other contributors for a while, but Sarlo helps us overcome that
loss with a couple of great files. You're a fool if you miss 'em.
Only one file from me (The Chief) this time except for the Index,
but I have explained all that above. GNN & Phearless handed us their
first joint effort, which leaves me with a taste for more at least,
and we have Ralph 124C41+ with some interesting ones again.
- uXu, through Anonymous ftp?
Oh yeah, you were able to get all uXu files from ftp.uu.net for a
week or two, before they erased our files. Seems like they didn't
want to store them there, but we will not give up, and are currently
having some discussions with other ftp-sites. Stay tuned.
We're sorry to have to add this notice to our files, but it is now
necessary due to reasons we can not yet reveal. Please read through
the small but informative notice at the end of this textfile and
believe us when we tell you that it had to be done.
- New Easier way to find the new stuff.
We have added yet another feature to the Index files, and I guess
you already have noticed what it is. Yes, it's the (*) at the far
left-side. The (*) marks what's new since the last index, so you
won't have to search through the whole index for the latest info.
uXu Annual Writer's Awards.
We still want comments on the Annual Awards we suggested in the
release before this one, but so far, the only comment has been
(and I quote): "What can u win???".
I can't believe that we're only reaching eLiTe-d00dz with our files
(regarding the only comment we got, what else can we think?). I hope,
sincerely, that there's still people out there who enjoy reading
textfiles, and consider them an asset in the modem world. People like
me and the members of uXu. If not, who reads our files?
Read uXu file #58 for complete information about the Awards.
(it's only a lame handle for eLiTe-d00dz)
The Chief / uXu
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Be a part of the uXu team! Here's what you need to know...
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Just call one of the boards listed at the end of this file and E-Mail
The Chief for further information (if needed) or to let us know you'd
like to join. Don't hesitate! Call today!
Member --> We're happy if you write a minimum of two files/release.
You do have to write something for each release to be
listed as Member.
Contributor --> We don't expect you to write for each release. You
write when you have something to write about. We do
want you to write something for every 3 releases
to be listed as Contributor.
Support Board --> To become a support board, we have to check your
BBS first, so include number/name/nup when applying.
As a support board, you'll have one file-area for
uXu files and one for files TO uXu, where only the
uXu editor may download files.
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Current uXu Writers
Name Specialities State
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The Chief - Fiction, News, Coolness, Facts - Member/Ed
The GNN - Anarchy, Weirdness, Fiction - Member
Phearless - Tips & Trix, Crazy Fun-N-Humor - Contributor
Ralph 124C41+ - Sexual Degeneration, Tips & Trix - Contributor
Quiksilver - Lyrics - Contributor
- Sarlo - Abuseness, Wit & Blasphemy - Contributor
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Ex-uXu Writers
Name Specialities State
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- Mister Monochrome - Lyrics, Anarchy - Contributor
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Current uXu Support Boards
Name Phone State
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Condemned Reality 618/397-7702 Main U.S. Distribution Site
Ripco ][ 312/528-5020 Submission Inlet & Dist Site
Demon Roach Underground 806/794-4362 Distribution Site
Solsbury Hill 301/428-3268 Submission Inlet & Dist Site
Anonymous +45/981-89771 Distribution Site, Denmark
- Perfect Crime +31/794-26079 Distribution Site, Holland
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uXu Hall Of Thanks
Name For...
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Dr Ripco ...help with the Ripco File & great support
Mac??? ...help with the distribution of the Awards file
Sarlo ...defending & explaining uXu to non-informed
Tequila Willy ...struggling to write something for us :-)
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I N D E X - Standard Releases 00 - 94 [Jan/Jul 1992]
No Title Author Size
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[00] An Introduction To uXu The Chief 8k
[01] The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #01 The Chief 15k
[02] The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #02 The Chief 31k
[03] The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #03 The Chief 26k
[04] The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #04 The Chief 12k
[05] How To Get...Older Women The Chief 15k
[06] The BIG System Vol.1 (Chapters 01-10) The Chief 46k
[07] How To Get Even! The GNN 4k
[08] Car Explosion Look-Alike The GNN 4k
[09] Making A Small Flame Thrower The GNN 2k
[10] Miscellaneous Crimes The GNN 3k
[11] Miscellaneous Terror The GNN 7k
[12] Projects For The Extremely Bored Anarchist The GNN 4k
[13] Suicide! The GNN 5k
[14] The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #05 The Chief 40k
[15] uXu Index #1 The Chief 11k
[16] Preventing A Murder The Chief 9k
[17] How To Cause Panic Phearless 12k
[18] Public Enemy - Apocalypse 91 Lyrics The Chief 36k
[19] OOOOoooo! The Chief 7k
[20] How To Shrink A Head The GNN 3k
[21] The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #06 The Chief 22k
[22] How To Kill An 'Elite' (in rhymes) The Chief 4k
[23] Castle Chronicles Chapter One The Chief 10k
[24] Your Mini Guide To Master The Art Of Chaos Phearless 7k
[25] 101 Uses For The "Tower Of Power" The Chief 11k
[26] uXu Index #2 The Chief 12k
[27] The Ten Most Wanted By Interpol The GNN 4k
[28] The BIG System Vol.2 (Chapters 11-15) The Chief 15k
[29] Information Terrorism (At School) The GNN 3k
[30] Unleashed - Where No Life Dwells Lyrics Mister Monochrome 8k
[31] The Truth The GNN 4k
[32] Castle Chronicles Chapter Two The Chief 10k
[33] uXu Follow Up #1 - Dr. Ripco & Ripco BBS The Chief 124k
[34] The Truth About Women The GNN 4k
[35] Wpoeiwop The Chief 9k
[36] uXu Index #3 The Chief 13k
[37] Anarchist Unite The GNN 4k
[38] A Jolly Good Day In School The GNN 6k
[39] Depth Charge The GNN 3k
[40] Depression The GNN 6k
[41] The Excuse The GNN 3k
[42] Childish Thoughts Phearless 4k
[43] The Anatomy Of Hate The GNN 4k
[44] Golf Ball Enjoyment Phearless 4k
[45] Fun With Electricity Phearless 3k
[46] Acid Human Terrorism The GNN 5k
[47] uXu Index #4 The Chief 15k
[48] AI The GNN 8k
[49] Alarm! The GNN 3k
[50] Castle Chronicles Chapter Three The Chief 6k
[51] How To Deal With The Police The GNN 3k
[52] El Presidente - Handgun Shooting Skill The GNN 8k
[53] Friday The 17th The Chief 10k
[54] Errors The GNN 5k
[55] Eternal Life The GNN 9k
[56] What Goes Around... The GNN 5k
[57] I Know Who You Are! The GNN 5k
[58] The uXu Annual Textfile Writer's Awards Info The Chief 13k
[59] Squib Joke The GNN 4k
[60] The Voice The GNN 7k
[61] Torture With Things Laying Around At Home The GNN 7k
[62] uXu Index #5 The Chief 18k
[63] Divine Problems The GNN 8k
[64] Castle Chronicles Chapter Four The Chief 10k
[65] Listen Carefully The GNN 9k
[66] The New Girl at Work Ralph 124C41+ 12k
[67] The Doors' Complete Lyrics Quiksilver 110k
[68] What Happened? The GNN 3k
[69] The European Digest Vol.2 Issue #01 The Chief 30k
[70] A Joke for VMS-Users Ralph 124C41+ 5k
[71] Judgement Day The GNN 6k
[72] uXu Index #6 The Chief 18k
[73] Electricity The GNN 7k
[74] The European Digest Vol.2 Issue #02 The Chief 21k
[75] Toy Soldiers The GNN 7k
[76] The Non-Fictionous "Over The Edge?" Phearless 14k
[77] The Lost Soul The GNN 6k
[78] How To Get...Older Women Part II The Chief 20k
[79] Smog's Revenge The GNN 41k
[80] The European Digest Vol.2 Issue #03 The Chief 41k
[81] Laser Human Terrorism The GNN 5k
[82] The Cure For Paranoia The GNN 5k
[83] uXu Index #7 The Chief 19k
- [84] 10th Generation The GNN 12k
- [85] H0w t0 fix ur kredit! Sarlo 3k
- [86] Headhunter The GNN 6k
- [87] How to annoy an enemy (or make a new one) Ralph 124C41+ 4k
- [88] Backfire The GNN/Phearless 17k
- [89] TIC - Downtown Julie Brown Spills Her Guts Sarlo 6k
- [90] People of the Elite Scene - Yargh! The GNN 6k
- [91] Clean Shaven Beauty Ralph 124C41+ 3k
- [92] Blackstone Rising Sarlo 11k
- [93] Meanwhile The GNN 2k
- [94] uXu Index #8 The Chief 23k
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I N D E X - Swedish Releases 00 - 04 [Jan/Jul 1992]
No Title Author Size
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[01] VaktB, Best?mmelser f?r Vaktpersonal Phearless 32k
[02] Dial-a-Nerd Phearless 14k
[03] Vattenfall, Datas?kerhet & Virushysteri? The Chief 22k
[04] Elaka & Roliga Trix i Unix Rubicon 6k
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I N D E X - Den Svenska Rapporten (DSR) Swedish [Jan/Jun 1992]
[Swedish Computer/Hacking/Telecom News]
No Release Date Size
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[01] Sep 18, 1991 27k
[02] Oct 28, 1991 45k
[03] Mar 31, 1992 23k
[04] Apr 30, 1992 28k
[05] May 31, 1992 97k
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June July June July June July June July June July Releases 1992:
084: "10th Generation" by The GNN. People get killed you know!
90% of all accidents occur at home according to the statistics.
What does this have to do with this textfile? Ehrm, well, it's
a mystical 'detective' story, set in the future with the class of
GNN, and GNN only.
085: "H0w t0 fix ur kredit!" by Sarlo. The file that transformed
me into a mass of laughing material. Sarlo teaches you the eLyTE
way to 'fix ur kredit'. This file must only be read by eLyTe-d00dz
to be comprehended! Surgeons Warning! (He'll have to operate to
get the laughter away!). Truly already a classic.
086: "Headhunter" by The GNN. The scene is the future. People
never go into battle themselves, they use robots. Here we meet
someone with a mission. A mission to find the Man, and nothing
is to stand between him and his mission. But why? Who IS the Man?
Is it the ghost of James Brown coming back to haunt you? You'll
see... (quote).
087: "How to annoy an enemy (or make a new one)" by Ralph 124C41+.
You ever been so angry at someone, you didn't know WHAT to do?
This excellent textfile will get you on your way with some perfect
hints and tips, just to make the life of your enemy a bit tougher.
This one'll kick the other 'annoy' files out there off the market.
088: "Backfire" by The GNN and Phearless. Why, it's our first
co-production from two of our writers! And it's a helluva story.
Did you ever wonder how you got into That system so easily? Some
systems you hack looks just like they're standing there, waiting
for you don't they? Well, they could be there for a reason...
Hackers watch out!
089: "The Ivan Chronicles - Downtown Julie Brown Spills Her Guts"
by Sarlo. Sarlo's second file for uXu, and it's our first gore-
thriller-suspense-humorous textfile. Why, aren't you all just too
sick of 'Downtown Julie Brown'? Why doesn't anyone DO ANYTHING
about it!? Well, someone might...
090: "People of the Elite Scene - Yargh!" by The GNN. I know you
want just to Know who all those people calling your board, chatting
with you somewhere, or meet in the street (rarely) really are, and
that's the reason I'll let you in on a small secret. Shhhh! (get
this file and you'll be able to recognize those dumb suckers). The
GNN at his peak of performance.
091: "Clean Shaven Beauty" by Ralph 124C41+. Ralph lets you in on
one of his secrets in this small but informative file. Did you ever
think how it would feel to shave 'there'? Well, you're in for a
surprise, let me tell you.
092: "Blackstone Rising" by Sarlo. Do you believe in God? Do you
think Satan is the root of all evil? How can you be that sure?
Sarlo lets you meet Blackstone, a.k.a Satan in a close-up, deep-
diving and informative 'interview'. Maybe, everything's the other
way around?
093: "Meanwhile" by The GNN. Another story from The GNN? Well,
I think you'll find this one different. Really. I will not reveal
what lurks inside this textfile, you will have to find that out
by yourselves.
094: "uXu Index #8" by The Chief. A bit earlier than planned, but
still we're here. Some new sections added again, which hopefully
will improve the index. We evolve as you read (grin).
The Index contains;
* An introduction about current events by The Chief.
* Updated Writer and Support Board Lists.
* An updated uXu Hall of Thanks List
* An updated list of all uXu files in Short format.
* All the new release files in Long format.
* An updated list of boards where to contact uXu.
[#94 also includes an Index for the uXu-S and DSR series]
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Also call these fine boards: [Kickin' until Release #9]
The Stash [+46]-13-175042 [v32b] (uXu Home)
Sedes Diaboli [+46]-586-43766 [v32b] (uXu Outlet Sweden)
Anonymous [+45]-981-89771 [16.8] (uXu Outlet Denmark)
- Perfect Crime [+31]-794-26079 [2400] (uXu Outlet Holland)
Condemned Reality [618]-397-7702 [9600] (uXu Outlet U.S.)
Demon Roach Underground [806]-794-4362 [2400] (uXu Inlet)
Ripco ][ [312]-528-5020 [14.4] (uXu Support & Inlet/Outlet)
Solsbury Hill [301]-428-3268 [14.4] (uXu Support & Inlet/Outlet)
Changes:
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Balanced pH [818] Down
Land Of Karrus [215] Down
Lunatic Labs [213] Kinda busy
- Contact uXu Snail Mail - uXu, P.O.BOX 5, S-790 23 SVARDSJO, SWEDEN
Internet - tricky@bugend.edvina.se
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