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         [  uXu INDEX 20-Apr-92  ]            [     By THE CHIEF     ]


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    Welcome to our 6th release.
    With this release, we break the 70-barrier, but hope we aren't
    releasing quantity. We try to release Quality as a rule, and that's
    the way we intend to keep it.


    We have added two new Contributors to our Writers Guild, and with
    them a couple of new specialities which you will soon find out by
    reading the new files in this release. We really thank these two
    new uXu-ians for joining us, and helping us continue to bring you
    more interesting and different files. We also hope to have these
    two as Members in the near future.


    A new section to the index files is the 'uXu Hall of Thanks' which
    contains official thanks to people out there who have helped us in
    one way or another. We can't possibly thank everyone, but those we
    we have forgotten, you know we thank you for your help.


    We haven't received any comments or views on the subject that we
    are copying cDc which we wanted, but we see that as evidence of
    our innocence in this case. We're NOT copying those neat cDc files.


    We still want comments on the Annual Awards we suggested in the
    release before this one, but so far, the only comment has been
    (and I quote): "What can u win???". 

    I can't believe that we're only reaching eLiTe-d00dz with our files
    (regarding the only comment we got, what else can we think?). I hope,
    sincerely, that there's still people out there who enjoy reading
    textfiles, and consider them an asset in the modem world. People like
    me and the members of uXu. If not, who reads our files?

         Read uXu file #58 for complete information about the Awards!

   [Note: Info Addict, the home BBS for uXu has changed name to The Stash]


                                                         The Chief / uXu


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        Be a part of the uXu team!  Here's what you need to know...
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   Just call one of the boards listed at the end of this file and E-Mail
   The Chief for further information (if needed) or to let us know you'd
   like to join us. Don't hesitate! Call today!


   Member -->  We're happy if you write a minimum of two files/release.
               You do have to write something for each release to be
               listed as Member.

   Contributor -->  We don't expect you to write for each release. You
                    write when you have something to write about. We do
                    want you to write something for every 3 releases
                    to be listed as Contributor.

   Support Board -->  To become a support board, we have to check your
                      BBS first, so include number/name/nup when applying.
                      As a support board, you'll have one file-area for
                      uXu files and one for files TO uXu, where only the
                      uXu editor may download files.
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                             Current uXu Writers


   Name                 Specialities                           State
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   The Chief         -  Fiction, News, Coolness             -  Member/Ed
   The GNN           -  Anarchy, Weirdness, Fiction         -  Member
   Phearless         -  Tips & Trix, Crazy Fun-N-Humor      -  Contributor
   Mister Monochrome -  Lyrics, Anarchy                     -  Contributor
   Ralph 124C41+     -  Sexual Degeneration, Tips & Trix    -  Contributor
   Quiksilver        -  Lyrics                              -  Contributor
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                          Current uXu Support Boards

   Name                     Phone          State
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   Condemned Reality        618/397-7702   Main U.S. Distribution Site
   Ripco ][                 312/528-5020   Submission Inlet & Dist Site
   Demon Roach Underground  806/794-4362   Distribution Site
   Solsbury Hill            301/428-3268   Submission Inlet & Dist Site
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                             uXu Hall Of Thanks

   Name                  For...
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   Dr Ripco              ...help with the Ripco File & great support
   Mac???                ...help with the distribution of the Awards file
   Sarlo                 ...defending & explaining uXu to non-informed
   Tequila Willy         ...struggling to write something for us :-)
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          I N D E X  -  Standard Releases 00 - 72   [Jan/Apr 1992]


   No   Title                                        Author            Size
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  [00]  An Introduction To uXu                       The Chief           8k
  [01]  The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #01          The Chief          15k
  [02]  The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #02          The Chief          31k
  [03]  The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #03          The Chief          26k
  [04]  The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #04          The Chief          12k
  [05]  How To Get...Older Women                     The Chief          15k
  [06]  The BIG System Vol.1 (Chapters 01-10)        The Chief          46k
  [07]  How To Get Even!                             The GNN             4k
  [08]  Car Explosion Look-Alike                     The GNN             4k
  [09]  Making A Small Flame Thrower                 The GNN             2k
  [10]  Miscellaneous Crimes                         The GNN             3k
  [11]  Miscellaneous Terror                         The GNN             7k
  [12]  Projects For The Extremely Bored Anarchist   The GNN             4k
  [13]  Suicide!                                     The GNN             5k
  [14]  The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #05          The Chief          40k
  [15]  uXu Index #1                                 The Chief          11k
  [16]  Preventing A Murder                          The Chief           9k
  [17]  How To Cause Panic                           Phearless          12k
  [18]  Public Enemy - Apocalypse 91 Lyrics          The Chief          36k
  [19]  OOOOoooo!                                    The Chief           7k
  [20]  How To Shrink A Head                         The GNN             3k
  [21]  The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #06          The Chief          22k
  [22]  How To Kill An 'Elite' (in rhymes)           The Chief           4k
  [23]  Castle Chronicles Chapter One                The Chief          10k
  [24]  Your Mini Guide To Master The Art Of Chaos   Phearless           7k
  [25]  101 Uses For The "Tower Of Power"            The Chief          11k
  [26]  uXu Index #2                                 The Chief          12k
  [27]  The Ten Most Wanted By Interpol              The GNN             4k
  [28]  The BIG System Vol.2 (Chapters 11-15)        The Chief          15k
  [29]  Information Terrorism (At School)            The GNN             3k
  [30]  Unleashed - Where No Life Dwells Lyrics      Mister Monochrome   8k
  [31]  The Truth                                    The GNN             4k
  [32]  Castle Chronicles Chapter Two                The Chief          10k
  [33]  uXu Follow Up #1 - Dr. Ripco & Ripco BBS     The Chief         124k
  [34]  The Truth About Women                        The GNN             4k
  [35]  Wpoeiwop                                     The Chief           9k
  [36]  uXu Index #3                                 The Chief          13k
  [37]  Anarchist Unite                              The GNN             4k
  [38]  A Jolly Good Day In School                   The GNN             6k
  [39]  Depth Charge                                 The GNN             3k
  [40]  Depression                                   The GNN             6k
  [41]  The Excuse                                   The GNN             3k
  [42]  Childish Thoughts                            Phearless           4k
  [43]  The Anatomy Of Hate                          The GNN             4k
  [44]  Golf Ball Enjoyment                          Phearless           4k
  [45]  Fun With Electricity                         Phearless           3k
  [46]  Acid Human Terrorism                         The GNN             5k
  [47]  uXu Index #4                                 The Chief          15k
  [48]  AI                                           The GNN             8k
  [49]  Alarm!                                       The GNN             3k
  [50]  Castle Chronicles Chapter Three              The Chief           6k
  [51]  How To Deal With The Police                  The GNN             3k
  [52]  El Presidente - Handgun Shooting Skill       The GNN             8k
  [53]  Friday The 17th                              The Chief          10k
  [54]  Errors                                       The GNN             5k
  [55]  Eternal Life                                 The GNN             9k
  [56]  What Goes Around...                          The GNN             5k
  [57]  I Know Who You Are!                          The GNN             5k
  [58]  The uXu Annual Textfile Writer's Awards Info The Chief          13k
  [59]  Squib Joke                                   The GNN             4k
  [60]  The Voice                                    The GNN             7k
  [61]  Torture With Things Laying Around At Home    The GNN             7k
  [62]  uXu Index #5                                 The Chief          18k
  [63]  Divine Problems                              The GNN             8k
  [64]  Castle Chronicles Chapter Four               The Chief          10k
  [65]  Listen Carefully                             The GNN             9k
  [66]  The New Girl at Work                         Ralph 124C41+      12k
  [67]  The Doors' Complete Lyrics                   Quiksilver        110k
  [68]  What Happened?                               The GNN             3k
  [69]  The European Digest Vol.2 Issue #01          The Chief          30k
  [70]  A Joke for VMS-Users                         Ralph 124C41+       5k
  [71]  Judgement Day                                The GNN             6k
  [72]  uXu Index #6                                 The Chief          18k
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          I N D E X  -  Swedish Releases 00 - 13   [Jan/Apr 1992]


   No   Title                                        Author           Size
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  [00]  Introduktion Till uXu-S, Den Svenska Serien  The Chief          4k
  [01]  Computer Sweden Vol.9 No.36 - Dark Avenger   Computer Sweden    4k
  [02]  Computer Sweden Vol.9 No.36 - Sm? Notiser    Computer Sweden    8k
  [03]  Computer Sweden Vol.9 No.07 - Sm? Notiser    Computer Sweden    5k
  [04]  Computer Sweden Vol.9 No.35 - KTH Hackers    Computer Sweden    5k
  [05]  Computer Sweden Vol.9 No.35 - KTH S?kerhet   Computer Sweden    5k
  [06]  Computer Sweden Vol.9 No.37 - Sm? Notiser    Computer Sweden    7k
  [07]  Computer Sweden Vol.9 No.37 - L?senord       Computer Sweden    6k
  [08]  Datav?rlden 1991 No.41      - Datorst?lder   Datav?rlden        7k
  [09]  Datav?rlden 1991 No.41      - Smarta Kort    Datav?rlden        5k
  [10]  Radio P1 'Kanalen'          - CCC            Kanalen           15k
  [11]  Blandade Tidningar          - Sm? Notiser    SvD,ID mm          6k
  [12]  VaktB - Best?mmelser f?r vaktpersonal        Phearless         32k
  [13]  Helsingborg Pirat BBS Tagen - Artikel        Pylon X            6k
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                            uXu - Description Index
                               Standard Releases

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 /  \ /  \  Underground eXperts United
<   uXu   > Release Update #6
 \  / \  /  April 20, 1992
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   \   /
    \ /
     v

March  April  March  April  March  April  March  April Releases 1992:

063: "Divine Problems" by The GNN.   The Truth? You want the truth?
Well, I'm not sure you'll find it in here. What you Do find, is
a very amusing story, once again from The GNN, that lets you know
that anyone, and I mean ANYONE could have a 'bad day'. Read on..

064: "Castle Chronicles Chapter Four" by The Chief.   Hmm, is it
possible for Castle to continue his quest? Is it really something
to waste time on.. I mean finding this disappearing fella'. Who
benefits from it? The case is almost Klll-osed!

065: "Listen Carefully" by The GNN.   Technology. Is that something
little extra worth the trouble to get to the right results? Well,
who can say. This story takes you back, way back to the beginning,
but not in Time, no no, this journey takes place in Sound..

066: "The New Girl at Work" by Ralph 124C41+.   Life, Liberty,
and a healthy sex life. That's what we all need, right? Ralph
tells you about a fantastic experience here in his first file
for uXu, and it ain't about life or liberty.

067: "The Doors' Complete Lyrics" by Quiksilver.   The complete
works. Yes, it is true. Quiksilver gives you a chance to capture
the amazing feeling of The Doors with their lyrics in one packed
file. The first file from Quiksilver for uXu, and it sure is
worth the download for the fan.

068: "What Happened?" by The GNN.   Can you answer that question?
Well, you sure can't before you've read the file, can you? No.
But I'm not sure you can, even after you've read it. This is the
'GNN file of the month'. Please check it out.

069: "The European Digest Vol.2 Issue #01" by The Chief.   It's
back. Right on track with the next chapter in the XENIX Tutorial
which you all have been waiting for. Am I right or am I RRRight!?
As our distinguished readers already know, TED includes a lot of
other stuff as well. Comments, the Recommended section, Notes
from the author and so on. A file for the wise.

070: "A Joke for VMS-Users" by Ralph 124C41+.   Heheh, yes, why
not have some fun with the other users on your VMS system? It
sure is fun to make them completely confused, and you're the
only one with the answer to their problems. If you're a VMS kinda
fella', you want this one.

071: "Judgement Day" by The GNN.   Something is happening to the
universe as we know it. We've all heard about Armageddon, Judgement
Day, and we've seen Terminator II, but that's just peanuts compared
to this astonishing little story, from our fiction-meister, The GNN.

072: "uXu Index #6" by The Chief.   Oh my God! It's the 6th Index!
We're going for gold here, continuing to release a bunch of textfiles
for our yet-to-answer-us-on-our-questions public out there. Get it?
If you've read one of our previous index files, you already know that
the Index contains;

          * An introduction about current events by The Chief.
          * Updated Writer and Support Board Lists.
          * An updated uXu Hall of Thanks List
          * An updated list of all uXu files in Short format.
          * All the new release files in Long format.
          * An updated list of boards where to contact uXu.

             [#72 also includes an Index for the uXu-S series]

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  Also call these fine boards: [Neatly arranged until Release #7]

  The Stash               [+46]-13-175042 (uXu Home)
  Sedes Diaboli           [+46]-586-43766 (uXu Information Node)
  Condemned Reality       [618]-397-7702  (uXu Main U.S. Site)
  Demon Roach Underground [806]-794-4362  (uXu Inlet)
  Ripco ][                [312]-528-5020  (uXu Support & Inlet/Outlet)
  Solsbury Hill           [301]-428-3268  (uXu Support & Inlet/Outlet) 

  Changes:
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  Balanced pH             [818]  Down
  Land Of Karrus          [215]  Down
  Lunatic Labs            [213]  Always Busy

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