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Underground eXperts United
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[ uXu INDEX 08-Mar-92 ] [ By THE CHIEF ]
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It's a bit hard for me to cope with all of this. I guess you don't
know what I mean, so I'll tell you. Since uXu started, only four
releases ago, we have produced over 60 files. I know some files are
pretty bad, but most of them are actually good. This may sound like
bragging to you, but I never thought we'd produce anything worth
releasing after the 1:st release! I was wrong. I'd like to thank
The GNN for keeping the hope up, and for continuing to write great
files, when everything else seemed to go the other way. I think it
helped us all to continue when we really felt like quitting.
Another subject now. Are we cloning cDc?
Do you, our readers, feel that we're taking their material, or that
we're trying to make our stuff look like their (really VERY good, I
love them cDc files myself) stuff? If so, we apologize. Actually,
the only thing we've copied from cDc is the LONG format for our
releases, and that's it. Everything we publish is genuine and
straight from the author(s) themselves. Well, because we have
received comments about this, we want YOU to tell us what YOU think
too! So, just call one of the boards listed at the end of this file
and E-Mail "The Chief" with your comment. We'll include YOUR
comments (unchanged) in the next Index. So dig up your modem and
let us know.
Now, when that's out of the way, let's move on to this #5 release.
This is really our best release so far. It includes a whole bunch
of Fiction files with turning ends and scooped up stories, as well
as the standard weird files too. It also initiates an interesting
competition for all you textfile-writers out there.
Read uXu file #58 for complete information!
The Chief / uXu
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Be a part of the uXu team! Here's what you need to know...
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Just call one of the boards listed at the end of this file and E-Mail
The Chief for further information (if needed) or to let us know you'd
like to join us. Don't hesitate! Call today!
Member --> We're happy if you write a minimum of two files/release.
You do have to write something for each release to be
listed as Member.
Contributor --> We don't expect you to write for each release. You
write when you have something to write about. We do
want you to write something for every 3 releases
to be listed as Contributor.
Support Board --> To become a support board, we have to check your
BBS first, so include number/name/nup when applying.
As a support board, you'll have one file-area for
uXu files and one for files TO uXu, where only the
uXu editor may download files.
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Current uXu Members
Name Specialities
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The Chief - Fiction, Fun-N-Humor, Manuals, Awareness, Coolness.
The GNN - Terrorism, Anarchy, Weirdness, Fiction.
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Current uXu Contributors
Name Specialities
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Phearless - Tips/Trix/Advice, Crazy Fun-N-Humor.
Mister Monochrome - Lyrics, Terrorism, Anarchy.
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Current uXu Support Boards
Name Phone Listed as
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Condemned Reality 618/397-7702 Main U.S. Distribution Site
Ripco ][ 312/528-5020 Submission/Contribution Inlet
Demon Roach Underground 806/794-4362 Submission/Contribution Inlet
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I N D E X - Standard Releases 00 - 62 [Jan/Mar 1992]
No Title Author Size
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[00] An Introduction To uXu The Chief 8k
[01] The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #01 The Chief 15k
[02] The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #02 The Chief 31k
[03] The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #03 The Chief 26k
[04] The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #04 The Chief 12k
[05] How To Get...Older Women The Chief 15k
[06] The BIG System Vol.1 (Chapters 01-10) The Chief 46k
[07] How To Get Even! The GNN 4k
[08] Car Explosion Look-Alike The GNN 4k
[09] Making A Small Flame Thrower The GNN 2k
[10] Miscellaneous Crimes The GNN 3k
[11] Miscellaneous Terror The GNN 7k
[12] Projects For The Extremely Bored Anarchist The GNN 4k
[13] Suicide! The GNN 5k
[14] The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #05 The Chief 40k
[15] uXu Index #1 The Chief 11k
[16] Preventing A Murder The Chief 9k
[17] How To Cause Panic Phearless 12k
[18] Public Enemy - Apocalypse 91 Lyrics The Chief 36k
[19] OOOOoooo! The Chief 7k
[20] How To Shrink A Head The GNN 3k
[21] The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #06 The Chief 22k
[22] How To Kill An 'Elite' (in rhymes) The Chief 4k
[23] Castle Chronicles Chapter One The Chief 10k
[24] Your Mini Guide To Master The Art Of Chaos Phearless 7k
[25] 101 Uses For The "Tower Of Power" The Chief 11k
[26] uXu Index #2 The Chief 12k
[27] The Ten Most Wanted By Interpol The GNN 4k
[28] The BIG System Vol.2 (Chapters 11-15) The Chief 15k
[29] Information Terrorism (At School) The GNN 3k
[30] Unleashed - Where No Life Dwells Lyrics Mister Monochrome 8k
[31] The Truth The GNN 4k
[32] Castle Chronicles Chapter Two The Chief 10k
[33] uXu Follow Up #1 - Dr. Ripco & Ripco BBS The Chief 124k
[34] The Truth About Women The GNN 4k
[35] Wpoeiwop The Chief 9k
[36] uXu Index #3 The Chief 13k
[37] Anarchist Unite The GNN 4k
[38] A Jolly Good Day In School The GNN 6k
[39] Depth Charge The GNN 3k
[40] Depression The GNN 6k
[41] The Excuse The GNN 3k
[42] Childish Thoughts Phearless 4k
[43] The Anatomy Of Hate The GNN 4k
[44] Golf Ball Enjoyment Phearless 4k
[45] Fun With Electricity Phearless 3k
[46] Acid Human Terrorism The GNN 5k
[47] uXu Index #4 The Chief 15k
[48] AI The GNN 8k
[49] Alarm! The GNN 3k
[50] Castle Chronicles Chapter Three The Chief 6k
[51] How To Deal With The Police The GNN 3k
[52] El Presidente - Handgun Shooting Skill The GNN 8k
[53] Friday The 17th The Chief 10k
[54] Errors The GNN 5k
[55] Eternal Life The GNN 9k
[56] What Goes Around... The GNN 5k
[57] I Know Who You Are! The GNN 5k
[58] The uXu Annual Textfile Writer's Awards Info The Chief 13k
[59] Squib Joke The GNN 4k
[60] The Voice The GNN 7k
[61] Torture With Things Laying Around At Home The GNN 7k
[62] uXu Index #5 The Chief 18k
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I N D E X - Swedish Releases 00 - 12 [Jan/Mar 1992]
No Title Author Size
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[00] Introduktion Till uXu-S, Den Svenska Serien The Chief 4k
[01] Computer Sweden Vol.9 No.36 - Dark Avenger Computer Sweden 4k
[02] Computer Sweden Vol.9 No.36 - Sm? Notiser Computer Sweden 8k
[03] Computer Sweden Vol.9 No.07 - Sm? Notiser Computer Sweden 5k
[04] Computer Sweden Vol.9 No.35 - KTH Hackers Computer Sweden 5k
[05] Computer Sweden Vol.9 No.35 - KTH S?kerhet Computer Sweden 5k
[06] Computer Sweden Vol.9 No.37 - Sm? Notiser Computer Sweden 7k
[07] Computer Sweden Vol.9 No.37 - L?senord Computer Sweden 6k
[08] Datav?rlden 1991 No.41 - Datorst?lder Datav?rlden 7k
[09] Datav?rlden 1991 No.41 - Smarta Kort Datav?rlden 5k
[10] Radio P1 'Kanalen' - CCC Kanalen 15k
[11] Blandade Tidningar - Sm? Notiser SvD,ID mm 6k
[12] VaktB - Best?mmelser f?r vaktpersonal Phearless 32k
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uXu - Description Index
Standard Releases
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January March January March January March January March Releases 1992:
048: "AI" by The GNN. A Chilling story from our now known Fiction
writer, The GNN. This one deals with Artificial Intelligence in the
future. I promise, you'll be surprised how good it is. Highly
recommended reading.
049: "Alarm!" by The GNN. A fine poem only leaving you wanting more.
We've seen some new stuff by The GNN in this release, and it's not
just new, it's also extremely good. So, all of you, even though this
is a poem, and you might not read poems every day, take this one home.
If not for the poem itself, then for the final experience.
050: "Castle Chronicles Chapter Three" by The Chief. What! Oh no! It's
yet another chapter of Steve Castle's investigation and search for the
Man that disappeared from the shoe store. This third chapter gives you
a pretty nasty turn in the story, as well as leaving you with an urge to
read the next chapter. Read all about it!
051: "How To Deal With The Police" by The GNN. Life is tough. Ok,
we all know that, but are you prepared if one day, the cops bangs
on your door, throws you into their car, takes you downtown only to
question you for hours and hours? No? Then read this short manual.
052: "El Presidente - A Measure Of Handgun Shooting Skill" by The GNN.
[Taken from the Guns & Ammo Magazine, February Issue 1992]. This
article tells you how the most preferred measure of shooting skill is
done. Maybe you'd like to try it out yourself to see if you're as
slick with your gun as you think you are? Get tha file, will ya!
053: "Friday The 17th" by The Chief. When you're down in the gutter,
trying to get some help, only because 'it's just one of those days',
pick up this file for some comfort. For some it's Friday the 13th, for
others... it's another day.
054: "Errors" by The GNN. Is it possible that you affect other people
by doing what you do? How can your dull afternoon in front of your
computer kill 1000's of people? Arthur Dent realized that in the oh-so-
good book The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy by Douglas Adams, but
is that really true? The GNN tells you the story.
055: "Eternal Life" by The GNN. Yet another story from The GNN with
twisting tales and turning ends. Our new leader in the fiction business
doesn't let you down with this wonderful story. It's as good as his
earlier ones, and tells the story of a man working with a garage-made
time-machine.
056: "What Goes Around..." by The GNN. Destroying Nuclear weapons,
de-militarize the earth, peace everywhere. Is it true that only good
things come out of it? Can it for example be a huge mistake to get
rid of all weapons? Why? Read this short thinking story.
057: "I Know Who You Are!" by The GNN. Are you sure about who you
are, where you come from, and why you're here? Then skip this file.
If not, it's important that you read it as soon as possible. We're
letting you in on the secret here, so don't waste your time. Your
life depend on it!
058: "The uXu Annual Textfile Writer's Awards Information" by The Chief.
Introducing a new competition, as well as a way to receive the finest
and best textfiles floating around out there. This is the first file
about the contest with vital information. Another file with more
information will be released closer to the actual awards. Get this file
now, and read through it and then leave your comments to your closest
uXu member. Please support this small request.
059: "Squib Joke" by The GNN. This is a simple but fun joke for all
you sick guys who just like to make people go mad. It's horrible, it
causes permanent brain damage for the victim... and it's cheap too.
Just don't try it on your fellow uXu-ians!
060: "The Voice" by The GNN. Life beyond the stars. Isn't it strange
we're still all alone down here on earth? Why can't we find life on
other planets? Is it something we're overlooking or just our destiny
to be alone? A fine story from The GNN.
061: "Torture With Things Laying Around At Home" by The GNN. Aha!
You've got someone you want information from, and you don't know how
to do? Yessss, Torture! The best and only way. This file can be used
anytime. It requires that you have strapped the person to a chair or
something, and that you prevent him from escaping. Interested?
062: "uXu Index #5" by The Chief. Already the 5th Index? Oh well, I
guess there's only one thing to do then. Get it, really. If you're one
of those who collect our files, you know that the Index contains;
* An introduction about current events by The Chief.
* Updated Member, Contributor and Support Board Lists.
* An updated list of all uXu files in Short format.
* All the new release files in Long format.
* An updated list of boards where to contact uXu.
So why not take a break from whatever you're doing right now, and
download this extremely interesting and informative file. At least
you'll know a bit more about the contents of all other uXu files.
[#62 also includes an Index for the uXu-S series]
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Also call these fine boards: [Best before uXu release #6]
Info Addict +46-###-#### (uXu Home)
Sedes Diaboli +46-586-43766 (uXu Information Node)
Condemned Reality (618)397-7702 (uXu Main U.S. Site)
Demon Roach Underground (806)794-4362 (Support & Inlet)
Ripco ][ (312)528-5020 (Support & Inlet/Outlet)
Lunatic Labs (213)655-0691
Changes:
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Balanced pH (818)D.O.W.N.
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