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[ Acid Human Terrorism ] [ By The GNN ]
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ACID HUMAN TERRORISM
by THE GNN/DC/uXu
This is a file that you should use if you really want to hurt someone.
It can be used on anyone, your parents, your girlfriend, your mates or
why not your teachers? Read the instructions, wait for the right time and
STRIKE!
1. THE PARTY DRINK
You are at a party. At this special party there's this jerk you just
can't stand. Fill 1/3 of a glass with acid, acetone or anything that
look clear and smell strong. Add some ice and a nice umbrella for
maximum effect. Later on the party, when your friend has got very
un-sober, give him the glass. He will probably drink it without a
sign of pain and walk away to peacefully to die somewhere else.
You don't have to offer someone the drink. Just place it on a table
during the party and I bet that some greedy bastard will pick it up
and think "Ah! Free drink!" and quickly drink it.
2. THE EYE REMOVER
Your girlfriend or mother or father or equal uses eye-droppers for
some cause? Sneak into the bathroom and empty the dropper and replace
the stuff with acid. This is very painful.
3. THE MOUTH REMOVER
So none of your friends are using eye-droppers? Ok, maybe they are
using these "plax" things that you wash your mouth with before
you brush them? I have studied people who use Plax and they never smell
or sip on the fluid they just drink it because they KNOW it tastes
good every day. Just replace it with something strong and watch
their tongues flush down the toilet.
4. THE RECTUM REMOVER
So your friend neither use eye-droppers or plax? Maybe he's using
enema? Many people who got problems with their stomach uses handy
rectal syringes that you can buy in 30-pack. Replace with...oh yes...
5. NICE CLOTHES
Who can stand these snobbish ass-licking creeps that walks around at
school/work and looks at you like you were a low-budget human?
Hide a bottle of sulfuric acid in your locker or desk and next time
the jerks walks by, pour some into a glass. Not too much! Then walk behind
them and throw it onto their back. They will not feel anything but their
clothes will disappear quickly.
This can also be fun to do on random people on the street.
6. FLOWER-POWER
Many people love flowers. Maybe your neighbour? You know, the dick
who shot your cat last week? Next time he's about to give them some
water let your friend distract him for a minute while you pour a
litre of acid into the bucket of water. Even if there's five litres
of water in the bucket, one litre is more than enough to kill all
the plants he feeds...
7. SOMETHING TO TRY ON THE COMPLETE IDIOT
Get a little bottle of glass and write "TEST 1" on it. Then write a
note who says "We have discovered that this substance increases the
size of a normal human penis with 1/3 of the original size in less
than one year. Simply pour the liquid over the forehead and...(etc)"
Stuff it all into a box and write the address of some non-existing
chemistry lab on it. Place it on the street. There's a good chance
that some idiot will find it and steal it. He will go home, he will
open it, he will read the note and then try it because you never
know, it MIGHT work...
But he will soon discover that 1/3 of his penis is GONE instead.
There's loads of other ways to terrorize your fellows with acid, but I
can't remember anything more right now. Anyway, I hope I have got your
brain to start thinking...
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