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|| T.Y.M.E. - Twisted Young Minds Expand || #2 by S0l0mn || 07-12-94 ||
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Could'nt Life Be Fun?
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But Noooooooooo you got to have some dumbass parent act like they know what
the fuck life fucking means, and by tyring to teach you thier false idiot
fool knowledge they fuck up our lifes, so that when we have kids we'll fuck
them up to. And people wonder why scoiety is fucked the fucking up how it is
today. And the teachers, what the fuck is this bullshit, they bite the big one
they ream goat anus. They don't know what the fuck thier talking about in the
first place. Why don't they get us a math teacher who knows how to balance
there check book first before they teach us how to do balance ours. Or
a history teacher who knows when the war of 1812 took place. You know they
tell you they've been to college and learned to be a teacher, you know
that what the school board really did was take some homeless bitch stuck her
into some cloths that made it look like she's got a ram rod stuffed up thier
ass gave her a piece of paper that reads "Your a Teacher, don't fuck up"
You know the reason they seem to know that much is that when they go to there
cardboard box at night they sit and read(if they can) the "how to become a
teacher" book. Now don't get me wrong, without school I would'nt be typing on
this computer because i would'nt know how to turn the fucker on. But what I'm
sying is teach us stuff that's going to be used in the world. Like grammer,
you know that they are just teaching you that cause they could'nt think of
anything els to teach. Spelling is important, it's so you won't look like a
dumbass like I do when I type cause I don't know how to spell. But come on,
grammer like your going to be walking down the street and be talking with some
one and say "Oops, that's a prdecate nomnitive and did'nt you mean to use a
predicate hyperbaly" No I don't think so. Basic maths good, but who the fuck
needs geometry, or calculase, unless you become a scientist. One thing though
life would'nt be as half as much fun if sombody was'nt smart and thought of
this stuff to begine with. But the big gripe of school, the teachers with the
stick up thier asss and a dick in there mouth. Get some freindly people who
will smile at you when you say "fuck off cock sucking bitch". Nope
schools not for me, my school would teach you how to get full suction on your
pipe, how to make pipes, how to make the best of your acid trip, how to really
fuck a girl a get the biggest orgasm you stroke. Later
S0l0mn
T.Y.M.E. author
Hope you enjoyed my #2, by the way most of what I write is for a good laphe
and to dream about how things really should be . Don't take me to serously.
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