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| turb0 'zine numba phiv |
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|______( good mornning vietnam )______|
good morning vietnam! well it isn't the morning time and you aint from
vietnam, unless you like sumhow are from there and got my nifty zine.
anywayz, its issue numba phiv. so give sum around you a high phiv
cuz turb0 reached it to numba phiv, in three days. jeah.
you know why i can put out some many zines in the less amount of dayz.
cuz i'm the elitez person out there.
alrighty then!
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|_______( dividerz )______|
yup you guessed it? i was gonna talk about the dividers and headerz.
wonder how ya figured that one out. hmm. oh well.
well, the headerz rock, cuz i said so. they are the same from last
issue, but that is okay, cuz i'm elite.
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|______( lesbianz )______|
aren't lesbians so great? i so they are. one night when i was in
tucson wit my homiez playing sum ball afta the gamez were over, we
went cruisen around for a while and guess what. we found sum chickz
that weren't all that bad.
they asked us if we wouldn't mind watching them dyke out. this brought
at grin to my face. hehehe. anywayz, we saw them dyke out. kind of
nasty. some of my homiez joined in and started gang fukin. thatz when
i left to go back to hotel wit one of my otha homiez.
anywayz, it was all good.
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|______( tucson, arizona )______|
if you dont know about tucson wit is in arizona, then dont worry. not
everyone knows where it is. anywayz, i went to a couple fast food
joints down there wit my homiez and like all of them had slow
service. it pissed me off.
jack in the box - know as jack in the crack -
mcdonalds and
wendys
all had slow service. i ate crap food the whole time down there.
along wit that we watched pornos and charged them to my coaches
account. between the three rooms of us guyz, we charged about
25 different movies to his acct, counting hot releases and pornos.
boy was he surprised! grin. he ended up bitching at the place, cuz
we werent suppose to have access to the movies. but we did.
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|______( hmmm ... )______|
why do you dogs rub there asses across the dirt, ground, floor afta
taking a dump.
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|______( da beyotch )______|
there is this one girl, that i will refer to as the beyotch for know.
all she does in school is beyotch at people and blab her mouth of.
she bad mouths people and she thinkz she is the sheit.
sumtimes i wish i had a gun wit me. jus go up to her and shoot her brainz
out onto the flo0r. oh well.
or i could do her, oj style. slash, slash, slash, slash, slash, slab. grin.
enough wit the oj jokez.
even though i think he did it. cuz he wouldn't run from the copz the
day afta the crime. kill da nig. grin. believe me i'm not racist. but
i really think he did it, the evidence was against him, but when you
have a racist policeman and dont forget that oj was a rich bastard.
but he aint rich no more, cuz of this trial. he still has so money
and think he should give it all to me. since he is old and will
prolly get killed within the next couple yearz.
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|______( gravity )______|
how does gravity work? you throw sumthang up and it comes down.
pretty simple. is there a mathmatical equation for gravity or is
just there.
oh well. all i know is that e = mc? (that would be da squared sign)
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|______( babes )______|
top ten or so most finest babes are;
-x-10-x- your mom
-x-09-x- sandra bullock cindy crawford
-x-08-x- nikki taylor
-x-07-x- cindy crawford
-x-06-x- crystal bernard - helen on wingz
-x-05-x- pamela lee
-x-04-x- ana nicole smith
-x-03-x- stacy sanchez - march 95 playmate
-x-02-x- demi moore
-x-01-x- my future girlfriend (christy - christen)
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|______( me )______|
hehehe. i'm better looking than brad pitt or tom crews. so beat that you
m0f0z. you can beat me cuz i'm god, the all mighty one, mr. wonderful,
mr. perfect. girlz jus go crazy over me. have to beat them away wit a
stick. grin.
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|______( inet access )______|
for dumbasses out there. here is sum helpful tips for people that only
have unix - text based shell - accountz.
dir - to see whatz in a directory.
cd .. - to exit a directory.
cd\ <dir_name> - enter a directory.
rm - remove file
mkdir - make directory.
rmdir - remove directory.
lynx - lynx is how to see world web sitez.
ftp - is to ftp to sitez wit filez.
telnet - is to telnet other boardz or nets.
irc - is a chat place to the world.
that was kewl.
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|______( duh )______|
like duh d00d! anywayz, i'm getting tired of typing and typing and
typing. so i'm gonna stop for a lil bit, maybe do another issue or
sumthang or jus get on da net, cuz i have an account.
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|______( sneak peak )_______|
here is a sneak peak at what next issues headers and dividers might look
like, if i can rememba to do them. grin. grin. grin.
____( topic goes here )____
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that lookz like a pretty good reason to wait for the next issue of this
nifty, spiffy, phun 'zine, eh?
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|______( lataz )______|
i'm outta here. have fun and my email address is soul.raider@blast.neta.com
and poo is still a distr0. poo is in 602, which is in arizona for those
mof0z that didnt know that.
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