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                     //-=? THE HIDDEN OBVIOUS #7 ?=-\\
                           
                             Deep Fried Fusion
                                  by:
                            PiP the Angry Youth

  Well, I guess that I shall give you a little back ground of this all...
Fusion has several handles <the lowness of a lamer> and thinks he's bad shit
because he Hacked and Crashed a local board called World Of Peace.  He took it
upon himself to become a complete jerk to me and my very good friend Panther
for no other reason than he got kicked off of Mayhem!, World of Peace and
Asylum.  He hasn't any friends and has a $50 price on his head set up by a
person that will remain Annonomous, we'll call him Percy X.  Well, Percy X and
Fusion go to the same school and Fusion has a vandetta against Percy X for
some reason or other so he fucks up Percy X's computer by formatting the HD
remotely.

DragonStrike = Fusion





Here you go... enjoy a flamming

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Greetings, PiP tHe AnGrY yoUTh, we're glad to see you back again.

Time: 21:37:24                    Date: 25-FEB-94
User-ID         Location        Class          Baud Sex Mins Ln Flags
------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Kith-Kanan      Tele-Arena 5.0  MONTHLY9       2400 (M)  14   0
Alligator Jones Tele-Arena 5.0  MONTHLY        2400 (M)  33   1
Shaman          File Transfer S HOURLY9        2400 (M)  20   2 Busy
Jen             Menuing System  MONTHLY9       2400 (F)  <1   3
Audi            Teleconference  MONTHLY9       2400 (M)  108  4
Ladyhawk        Tele-Arena 5.0  MONTHLY        2400 (F)  83   5
Zarothos        Tele-Arena 5.0  HOURLY         2400 (M)  14   6
Snow Princess   Tele-Arena 5.0  HOURLY         2400 (F)  26   7
Da Sweeper Man  Trade Wars 2002 MONTHLY9       2400 (M)  11   8
Panther         Teleconference  DEMO           2400 (M)   6   9
James Hetfield  Menuing System  DEMO           2400 (M)  <1  10
Maid Marion     Tele-Arena 5.0  MONTHLY        2400 (F)   4  11
PokaDot         Crossroads      MONTHLY9       2400 (F)   9  13
NightLance      Teleconference  MONTHLY9       2400 (M)  25  14 Busy
Sundancer       Tele-Arena 5.0  MONTHLY9       2400 (M)  24  15
Sleepwalker     Tele-Arena 5.0  MONTHLY        2400 (M)  176 20
Tracer          Trade Wars 2002 MONTHLY        2400 (M)  137 21 Busy
Irvan           Tele-Arena 5.0  MONTHLY        2400 (M)  30  23
IronHorse       Teleconference  DEMO           2400 (M)   8  24
Dutch           Tele-Arena 5.0  MONTHLY       14400 (M)  117 26
Furball         Trade Wars 2002 MONTHLY9      14400 (M)  43  27
Thor            Tele-Arena 5.0  MONTHLY       14400 (M)   4  28 <-----????
Loach           Tele-Arena 5.0  MONTHLY        2400 (M)  61  29
Magnum          Trade Wars 2002 MONTHLY9       2400 (M)  113 30
Urethris        Teleconference  HOURLY9       14400 (M)  16  31
Slingshot       Tele-Arena 5.0  MONTHLY       14400 (M)   4  32
The Demonic Kan Teleconference  MONTHLY9      14400 (M)   5  33
PiP tHe AnGrY y Electronic Mail DEMO          14400 (M)  <1  34 <-----Hero
Snufulufugus    Tele-Arena 5.0  MONTHLY        2400 (M)  31  35
Pyros           Mutants!        MONTHLY       14400 (M)  32  36
Shorty          Mutants!        MONTHLY        2400 (M)  25  37
John Doe        Teleconference  MONTHLY       14400 (M)  28  39
Harvester of So Happy Birthday  NEWUSER        2400 (M)   4  47


Let's all wish a Happy Birthday to:

Eagle                          Feb 25  HaPPY BiRTHDaY To You!!! 

You are caller number 392365!

[  OK, I SKIPPED SOME CRAP, SO SUE ME.  WELL I DON'T THINK THAT YOU WANT TO ]
[  SEE THE MAIN MENU AND ACCOUNT EDITOR ANY MORE THAN I DO, SO I TOOK IT    ]
[  OUT FOR THAT REASON... WELL HERE WE GO....                               ]

 =============================
  Cyber/Chat! Teleconference
 =============================

 Please remember: No Profanity or Flaming in Main Channel.
[  OOPS, GUESS THAT I BROKE A RULE HERE :)                                  ]


You're in the main channel.
Audi, Panther, James Hetfield, IronHorse, Urethris, and John Doe are here with
you.  ^^^^^^^\_____________________________________[ OUR OTHER ]
                                                   [  HERO!!!  ]
Just enter "?" if you need any assistance...
:***
John Doe: most of the time he's around
:hey all
::/r panther

Panther: hey pip
:

[  WASN'T QUITE SURE IF IT WAS JAY OR NOT, HE DOESN'T REALLY FREQUENT C/C   ]
[  TOO MUCH, SO I DIDN'T WANT TO MAKE A FOOL OUT OF MYSELF BY TALKING TO    ]    
[  SOME PUNK WHO DOESN'T KNOW WHO -=* I *=- AM :)                           ]

Ok, here's the info for Panther...

Real Name:  Jason Daniel                Sex: M  Age: 15
Aliases: Purple Haze
City/State: Beachwood, NJ
Voice Phone#: unlisted
Physical Description: brown hair... blue eyes... 5'10"...
Comp. Phone#: 908-914-9318              BBS: The Asylum
Favorite Movie: T2                      Favorite TV Show: Quantum Leap
Favorite Music: Alernative              Instrument Played: Sax
Favorite Foods: Italian
Favorite Sport: FootBall
Other Hobbies/Interests: Programming... anything generally nerdy
General Info: Nope... not really
              ...
Summary: I'm me  <---[SHOCKER]
You're in the main channel.
Audi, Panther, James Hetfield, IronHorse, Urethris, and John Doe are here with y
ou.
Just enter "?" if you need any assistance...
:***
IronHorse: heh
:hey jay

James Hetfield: Hey PIP!   <---[HE WAS ALLWAYS A SMART BOY :) ]
:::***
Panther: tsk... I made a point to use your handle.. and what do you do??? :)
[  GREAT, YOU TRUST A GUY AND WHAT DOES HE TRY TO DO? :)                    ]

:***
IronHorse: be back
:***
Ironhorse rides off into the sunset.
:hey
::well, i have been trying to get onto your board dickweed
::why are you here? i am looking for rob
::***
Urethris: brb more
:***
Panther: well, this would explain why you can't
:***
James Hetfield: Punk rock girl!
:one saturday i took a walk down to zipperhead
::i saw a girl there and she allmost knocked me dead
::PUNK ROCK GIRL
:::)

James Hetfield: My friend loves them!
:::well, i am them
::all 4 of them
::mostly tolstoy annonomous

James Hetfield: COOL!    / [  A MAN OF FEW WORDS NO LESS.                   ]
:***                    /
James Hetfield: COOL!  <
:::***                  \
James Hetfield: COOL!    \
:***
James Hetfield: HOw do you do it man!
:well, i concentrate REAL hard and i shit the dead milkmen
oops, i am not allowed to curse here
::***
Shorty just joined this channel.
:***
Jesta just joined this channel.
:***
Jesta: hi
:::hey
::
Just enter "?" if you need any assistance...
:jay, why are you here anyway?

James Hetfield: hey
:***
Panther: sheesh... I haven't been calling here in so long... not many people I
remember
:::***
The Demonic Kangaroo just joined this channel.
:***
NightLance just joined this channel.
:***
The Demonic Kangaroo just vanished from the teleconference.
:me neither, i was more of the ug type guy

Shorty just left the teleconference.
:::***
James Hetfield: hey nightlance
:***
The MiGs come, and John Doe takes off to engage them.
:***
Ironhorse thunders in.
:hehehe, jay you hit the 2.4 line

IronHorse: oy
:::i hit a 14.4 line

NightLance: gotta run
:::***
James Hetfield: bye
:FAST!
::gosh, this is fun
::***
Jesta: pip is a dork!
:i was supposed to hey!!!! i am not a dork

NightLance just vanished from the teleconference.
:***
Panther: yup... 24 on here is no biggie... only chatting
:::yeah
::we are all dorks for being home on friday night

Funkintoyoear just joined this channel.
:::i just finished off a 1/2 gallon of mint choclate ice cream

Jesta is nodding to you in agreement.
:***
James Hetfield: Not really I got stood up, but I guess I am a geek for that!
:::***
Funkintoyoear: not me...about to go out!
:dance james

IronHorse just got home and is leaving, so pfft. :)
:...You dance well!
:***
DragonStrike just joined this channel.
:hey, crasher

DragonStrike: heya
:***
Jesta: your the dum ass! you could me siting at a party doing acid wile kevin
does you up the ass
:***
James Hetfield: ILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!
:::/panther dragonstrike = fusion

Panther: hey fusion...  [  GUESS HE ALLREADY KNEW THAT  ]
:***
DragonStrike: hey ass
:***
DragonStrike: hey ass #2
:***
James Hetfield: hey
:-- Message sent only to Panther --
:***
IronHorse: now for that, Pip, you suck. I worship Mint Chocolate Chip Ice 
Cream.
:***
From Jesta (whispered): :)
:hey fuck face

Panther: hehehe... you're pretty cool now aren't you
:::***
DragonStrike is nodding his head affirmatively.
:***
From Panther (whispered): activate capture NOW
:***
James Hetfield: cool
:/panther allready there

DragonStrike: wow thats a real big word for you pip
:***
Panther: I piss on better people than you
:-- Message sent only to Panther --
:yeah, did you understand it fag?
::***
IronHorse: poof I.
:i don't understand why you are talking trash about everyone on mayhem

James Hetfield: cool
:***
IronHorse: The race is on.
:***
IronHorse just vanished from the teleconference.
:***
James Hetfield: cool
:::you make me sick dude

Urethris: what an exit.
:***
Urethris: bravo
:***
DragonStrike: truly pathetic..
:::***
Jesta: shut up! pip is the coolest 1 here!:)
:***
James Hetfield: Anyone surf or play guitar or play soccer?
:well, fusion plays pocket pinball

DragonStrike: likewise
:***
Funkintoyoear is laughing at Jesta!
:***
Panther: stop playing with your genitals and let's talk about me
:::***
James Hetfield: likewise
:grin
...What a sly grin!
:***
James Hetfield: cool
:***
Jesta is grinning at you rather slyly.
:***
Urethris: Hmmm...i feel llike an old geek in here.
:***
Panther: oooh... a chat...
:***
DragonStrike is nodding his head affirmatively.
:see the little punk faggot knows he's beaten

DragonStrike has just gone into a private chat.
:***
Panther has just gone into a private chat.
:::***
DragonStrike just joined this channel.
:by the way, fusion, you DO have a price on your head... literally

DragonStrike: hahah
:***
Jesta: panther is a loser that only has 1 friend
:***
Lor just joined this channel.
:***
Jesta: thanks drgon1
:***
Lor: hello
:***
DragonStrike is requesting you join him in chat.
Type "chat DragonStrike" to accept.
::***
Lor: Pip!
:chat dragon

Urethris: There is a rule about flaming...
:
   *** Chat Mode Activated ***
=================================
Type 'X' on a blank line to exit.
=================================
hey, what the hell do you want?

this


[  HE PROCEDES TO LOCK OUT MY KEYBOARD IN WHATEVER WAY HE DOES, I AM NOT    ]
[  EVEN GOING TO PRETEND TO KNOW WHAT HE DID AND HOW HE DID IT, BUT IT      ]
[  ANNOYED ME SO I HUNG UP                                                  ]


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Time: 21:45:52                    Date: 25-FEB-94
User-ID         Location        Class          Baud Sex Mins Ln Flags
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Kith-Kanan      Tele-Arena 5.0  MONTHLY9       2400 (M)  23   0
Alligator Jones Tele-Arena 5.0  MONTHLY        2400 (M)  42   1
Dream Chaser    Tele-Arena 5.0  MONTHLY        2400 (F)   2   2
Jen             Crossroads      MONTHLY9       2400 (F)   9   3
Audi            Teleconference  MONTHLY9       2400 (M)  116  4
Lor             Teleconference  MONTHLY        2400 (M)   2   5
Zarothos        Tele-Arena 5.0  HOURLY         2400 (M)  22   6
Snow Princess   Tele-Arena 5.0  HOURLY         2400 (F)  35   7
Da Sweeper Man  Trade Wars 2002 MONTHLY9       2400 (M)  20   8
Panther         Teleconference  DEMO           2400 (M)   1   9 <--hung up
James Hetfield  Teleconference  DEMO           2400 (M)   9  10    too?
Maid Marion     Tele-Arena 5.0  MONTHLY        2400 (F)  12  11
PokaDot         Crossroads      MONTHLY9       2400 (F)  18  13
Sundancer       Tele-Arena 5.0  MONTHLY9       2400 (M)  32  15
Homie           Teleconference  HOURLY9        2400 (M)   1  16
Jesta           Teleconference  DEMO           2400 (M)   5  17    Dicksmack
DragonStrike    Teleconference  MONTHLY        2400 (M)   4  18 <--hasn't a 
Knight          Tele-Arena 5.0  MONTHLY        2400 (M)   3  19    life
Sleepwalker     Tele-Arena 5.0  MONTHLY        2400 (M)  185 20
Tracer          Trade Wars 2002 MONTHLY        2400 (M)  146 21 Busy
The Simbul      Tele-Arena 5.0  MONTHLY        2400 (F)   2  22
Irvan           Crossroads      MONTHLY        2400 (M)  38  23
Dutch           Tele-Arena 5.0  MONTHLY       14400 (M)  125 26
Furball         Trade Wars 2002 MONTHLY9      14400 (M)  51  27
Thor            Tele-Arena 5.0  MONTHLY       14400 (M)   7  28 <--tsk tsk
Loach           Menuing System  MONTHLY        2400 (M)  70  29
Magnum          Trade Wars 2002 MONTHLY9       2400 (M)  122 30
Urethris        Teleconference  HOURLY9       14400 (M)  25  31
Slingshot       Tele-Arena 5.0  MONTHLY       14400 (M)  12  32
Marauder        Menuing System  MONTHLY9      14400 (M)   1  33
PiP tHe AnGrY y Command Center  DEMO          14400 (M)  <1  34 <--(cheer!)
Snufulufugus    Tele-Arena 5.0  MONTHLY        2400 (M)  40  35
Pyros           Mutants!        MONTHLY       14400 (M)  40  36
Shorty          Mutants!        MONTHLY        2400 (M)  33  37
Funkintoyoear   Teleconference  MONTHLY       14400 (M)   4  38
Spidey          Tele-Arena 5.0  MONTHLY        2400 (M)   6  43
Harvester of So Editor          NEWUSER        2400 (M)  13  47



Let's all wish a Happy Birthday to:

Eagle                          Feb 25  <-- You go with your bad self :)

 
 
[  I'M BAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!                                                    ]
 
 
 
 =============================
  Cyber/Chat! Teleconference
 =============================

 Please remember: No Profanity or Flaming in Main Channel.

You're in the main channel.
Audi, Lor, Panther, James Hetfield, Homie, Jesta, DragonStrike, Urethris, and
Funkintoyoear are here with you.
Just enter "?" if you need any assistance...
:***
James Hetfield: cool
:ohhh... you are so fuckin witty

Panther: hahaha... I could crush you like the pig that you are
:***
Funkintoyoear: i do interal
:::***
James Hetfield: LED ZEPPELIN RULES!
:***
DragonStrike: i would like to see that
:so, dragonstrike... what does it feel like to have a price on yer head?

DragonStrike is nodding to you in agreement.
:***
Jesta: shut up! all of you are losers comard to me <G>
:***
Panther: I'm happy for you... maybe one day you will
:::listen... i have something to tell you, you better get your scrawny pimply 
ass out of my face or i WILL come down on you... HARD

DragonStrike: what the fuck r u talkin about?? be a little bit more specific
"a price on my head" what the fuck?!
:::***
Homie: 'price on you head' means your being hunted
:$50

James Hetfield: funkintoyoear
:::***
Panther: everyone hates you my friend... you are a pathetic wannabe phreak who 
thinks he's god
:***
DragonStrike: o0o0o0 <--- /<-Ra/> WaReZ d00d!!!
:and who put out a 2k file on 'phreaking' that my little brother allready knew 
about what you were talking about

Jesta: i don't hate him!
:***
James Hetfield: who?
:***
Urethris just vanished from the teleconference.
:***
DragonStrike: I never said I was god.. but you assume that I said that.. just
like thor.. very sad
:***
Panther: shut up mike
:***
Homie: did you handle come form great expectation? pip the angry youth?
:***
Jesta: NO!
:::***
DragonStrike is laughing at Homie!
:***
James Hetfield: This is cool!
:***
Panther: well, when you start cutting on me about things you know nothing about,
you overstep your bounds
:***
Jesta: fusion is cool <kissing up>  <--[  WHY WHY WHY?                      ]
:***
DragonStrike: so what?! i dont see you writing any good articles
:***
Homie: ^M:
:***
DragonStrike: wow.. im sure you HAVE POWER TO!
:***
Jesta: hey! i wrote a cool file telling how to make a bong ok?
:listen, you better give scorpion that file, he'll love you 4ever

DragonStrike: :)
:***
Jesta: :)
:***
James Hetfield: Cool!    /
:***                    /
James Hetfield: Cool!  /
:***                  <    [  MODERN DAY SHAKESPERE  ]
James Hetfield: Cool   \
:***                    \
James Hetfield: Cool     \
:***
Panther: more than you do.. which ain't saying much really
:***
James Hetfield: Cool
:***
James Hetfield: Cool
:::***
James Hetfield: Cool
:listen... i admit that i don't know anything about dick... but at least i 
don't make a life out of crashing boards andformatting harddrives that i have 
nothign

James Hetfield: Cool  /
:***                 <  [  AN OBVIOUS B&B FAN  ]
James Hetfield: Cool  \
:***
Jesta: what file?
:***
James Hetfield: Cool    /
:***                   <  [  WE GET THE POINT, JIM  ]
James Hetfield: Cooll   \
:***
Homie: pathead jam
:***
Homie: umm
:***
Jesta is slapping James Hetfield across the face!
:***
DragonStrike: then write just 1 good file!! you have written a diary about you 
so far
:***
From Jesta (whispered): what file?
:***
Funkintoyoear: ...hit from the Bong
:***
Jesta is nodding to Funkintoyoear in agreement.
:***
Panther: me... a good file... sure... no big deal
:::to do with

The Pumpkin King just joined this channel.
:::***
The Pumpkin King: hi
:***
Funkintoyoear is nodding to Homie in agreement.
:***
James Hetfield: hey
:***
Homie: crashing boards? oh please
:well, i have also written 2 stories, and am starting a e-mag called hardsnot

Panther: yours was pathetic... "run to someone's house, plug in a fone... 
congrats now yer a phreak like me"
:***
Funkintoyoear: who took down WOP?
:***
From DragonStrike (whispered): I dont make a life out of it.. but heheh this is
pretty funny.. and BTW do you ACTUALLY take me seriously?
[  WHEN SOMEONE CALLS MY FRIENDS AND ME IDIOTS, OF COURSE I TAKE IT         ]
[  SERIOUSLY.  WHO WOULDN'T?                                                ]

:::***
James Hetfield: this now gay
:***
Jesta: point drag
:/dragon heheheh, and you actually make a fool out of yourself as a hobby?

Innocent little angel just joined this channel.
:***
Innocent little angel: Hi
:***
Jesta: well thats what i heard
:-- Message sent only to DragonStrike --
:***
DragonStrike: and your is "oh im home alnoe.. I wish I had a friend to talk 
to.. maybe a fellow fudge packer would be nice"
:hey there lia

Lor: I can honselty say I do know who took it down
:***
Jesta: what are you fighting about? its not like WOP was any good!
[  WHAT NOT TOO MANY PEOPLE REALIZE IS THAT I DID ALOT OF WORK ON WOP       ]

:::dance lia
Sorry, "lia" is not the User-ID of anyone present.
:dance litt
Sorry, "litt" is not the User-ID of anyone present.
:***
Homie just vanished from the teleconference.
:
You're in the main channel.
Audi, Lor, Innocent little angel, Panther, James Hetfield, Jesta, DragonStrike,
The Pumpkin King, and Funkintoyoear are here with you.
Just enter "?" if you need any assistance...
:dance inn

Innocent little angel: hi everyone
:...You dance well!
:***
Funkintoyoear is nodding his head affirmatively.
:***
Lor: heya ila
:***
James Hetfield: Who gives a crap can't u guys settle it somewhere else???????
[  WELL JIMMIE BOY, WE HAVN'T REALLY BEEN ABLE TO SETTLE THIS ANYWHERE ELSE ]
[  THAN A MESSAGE BASE                                                      ]

:***
Panther: hehehe... so??? I do sit at home alot... big deal... so do you since 
I see you on boards all the time
:well, he got locked out of every other system around, even a pd board

From DragonStrike (whispered): a fool? hah I am just stating facts But I have 
to admit that was a good comeback :) heheh I really have nothing against you 
I just couldnt believe that you

Jesta: pd?
:***
Funkintoyoear: who me?
:-- Message sent only to Jesta --
:***
From DragonStrike (whispered): are co-op of WOP AND ASYLUM.. :)
:***
James Hetfield: GO to go
:/dragon and Mayhem! now

Jesta: don't mess with me or i will get dude man after you! <G>
:-- Message sent only to DragonStrike --
:/dragon well, people trust me, and they don't trust you

Innocent little angel: HA
:***
Lor is laughing his fool head off!
:***
From Jesta (whispered): hahaha :) what file to give to scoprion?
:-- Message sent only to DragonStrike --
:/jesta on the bong :)

Jesta: :)
:***
Funkintoyoear just left the teleconference.
:***
DragonStrike: i do not! you have no proof of that because i HAVE a social 
life.. but u on the other hand just admit that you are a loser
[  I REALLY DON'T THINK SCHOOL MAKES UP FOR A SOCIAL LIFE THERE BUCKO       ]
:-- Message sent only to Jesta --
:***
As Donald sleeps, Sleepwalker can roam the world freely.
:
You're in the main channel.
Audi, Lor, Innocent little angel, Panther, James Hetfield, Jesta, DragonStrike,
Sleepwalker, and The Pumpkin King are here with you.
Just enter "?" if you need any assistance...
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From Jesta (whispered): give it to who?
:/jesta forget it :P

From DragonStrike (whispered): nod.. I dont give them any choice :)
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Sleepwalker hugs Innocent little angel close!
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Carpenter knocks the door down and comes in.
:-- Message sent only to Jesta --
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Carpenter: hey all
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Innocent little angel hugs Sleepwalker close!
:listen, dragonstrike, you are a little punk behind a computer who has pissed 
me off, and it takes alot to piss me off

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Jesta: jay, have i uploaded my cool txt about how to make a bong to your board 
yet?
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Sleepwalker: heya carpenter
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Snufulufugus just joined this channel.
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Panther: I'm not a loser, and I do have a social life... it's hard to know what
I'm like without even meeting me
[  I CAN VOUCH FOR JAY ON THIS ONE... HE DOES HAVE A SOCIAL LIFE OUT OF     ]
[  SCHOOL, WE HANG OUT AND GO OUT TO STORES AND DO OTHER SHIT.              ]
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Lor: heya snuffy
:::so congradulations shit head

DragonStrike: i wish thor was here.. "the MIGHTY THOR" hah that would make a 
good addition to this
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Jesta: i know you and i feel for you:)
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Lor: hehe
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Panther: yes it probably would... better than you do anyway
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DragonStrike: umm ok pip.. But I wasnt even talking to you ok?
:hey snuf.... long time no see

The Pumpkin King: dragon...lay off panther for a sec....what assm i need?
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DragonStrike: hahahah
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Lor just vanished from the teleconference.
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From Snufulufugus (whispered): hi there havent seen ya for a while
:::/snuf yeah, soo you hear that kid ice is putting up another mbbs?

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Snufulufugus: how are ya
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Innocent little angel hugs Jen close!
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Jen hugs Innocent little angel close!
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DragonStrike: it depends.. dont d/l it from asylum.. even though there ISNT 
any elite shit left there
[  JEEZUZ, THIS KID THINKS THAT A BOARD HAS TO HAVE 0 DAY WAREZ TO BE ANY   ]
[  GOOD.  HE STILL HASN'T FOUND THAT 'M' KEY YET ON HIS KEYBOARD, EH?       ]
[  BESIDES, WHAT PERSON IN HIS/HER RIGHT MIND UPLOADS ANYTHING?  HE JUST    ]
[  LIKES TO LEECH.                                                          ]
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Innocent little angel: JEN!!!!!!!!!!!
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Panther: ahhh... been a long while since a good flame wat
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Panther: war even
:-- Message sent only to Snufulufugus --
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Jesta: want to go to my channel so these OTHER lamers don't put there 2 cents 
in?
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Jen: tis me
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Jesta: :)
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From Snufulufugus (whispered): yeah i heard he was do you have any idea when ?
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Panther: ummm... yeah there is, but you wouldn't know would you?
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The Pumpkin King: hey jesta
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DragonStrike: really?? I used to do this all the time on the old 'commie 
boards.. it was quite fun actually
:/snuf not really... i'll keep you posted

Innocent little angel has just gone into a private chat.
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Jen has just gone into a private chat.
:-- Message sent only to Snufulufugus --
:dragon, well since you are 15, and commie's been out for about a coupla' years
<way before my time> you musta been 10

DragonStrike: yes i would.. its called inside information.. muhahaha
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DragonStrike: :)
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Panther: I used to do it here, but haven't called in a while
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Jesta: i think jays board is the best local board i call! <i only call 2 local 
boards here and his> :)
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Panther: from tut... I'd hardly call that "inside" but a nice try
:::and you still havn't even grown up yet

DragonStrike: you cant possible take me seriously, do you? although i do not 
like you I am just shittin ya half the time
[  YEAH, HE'S JUST FULL OF SHIT.                                            ]
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From Snufulufugus (whispered): ok me and bastard are gonna go and visis thim 
at csi and ask him about it i think
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Panther: and if you knew anything, you'd know my board wasn't MEANT to be elite
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DragonStrike: tut?! not even friends with him
[  THAT'S BECAUSE HE DOESN'T HAVE ANY FRIENDS                               ]
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Panther: sure you arent
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Jesta: dragon, give me $50 and i won't beat up for the $%$ dude man gunna give
me:)
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DragonStrike: it was meant to be a so-called elite and H/p board.. yes i know
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DragonStrike: hehe
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Panther: no... just semi-h/p
:listen man, you can just sit home with your 0 day warez and play with yourself
with your bag of doritos next to you for the rest of your life

Sleepwalker has just gone to another channel.
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Jesta just vanished from the teleconference.
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From Snufulufugus (whispered): if ya run outa time you can go on as wilbur 
kookmeyer hes demo too and he has like 15 mins left today
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Pyros just joined this channel.
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Panther: and you'll never get on a REAL elite bbs anyways
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DragonStrike: whats the point of being semi-h/p? your just pointing out that 
your board isnt as good as a full h/p board
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From Snufulufugus (whispered): do you know who bastard is on here ?
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The Pumpkin King: any1 know what assm prog i need 4 VCL???
:::while other people are getting laid

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Irvan: SHUTUP ABOUT VCL ALREADY IT IS SHIT
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DragonStrike: haha oh yeah i forgot.. i ONLY call local boards so im not as 
cool as you 
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Panther: you are correct, because I am not so arrogant as to call myself a 
good hacker when I am not
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Zarothos: hey
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From The Pumpkin King (whispered): hey pip ur bbs up??
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Irvan: Chris!
:/pump noppers... prolly not until fall

Zarothos: LOU
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Jesta: =i dragonstrike
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Funkintoyoear has just gone into a private chat.
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Snufulufugus has just gone into a private chat.
:Sorry, "pump noppers... prolly not until fall" is not the User-ID of anyone 
present.
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Jesta: hmm
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DragonStrike: not you I assume
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DragonStrike is laughing his fool head off!
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The Pumpkin King: shutup...just asking what assm prog i need!!!!!
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Panther: did I say local???? I said elite
:/the pump dunno, prolly not until fall

DragonStrike: :) hehe I love shittin you guys this is fun
:-- Message sent only to The Pumpkin King --
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Irvan: NO ELITE IN MAIN
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Carpenter: Please remember: No Profanity or Flaming in Main Channel.
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Carpenter: :)
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DragonStrike: and there are no elite bbs local you have pointed this out to me 
before
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Panther: you're doing nuthin but dodging my friend... name ONE elite board... I
don't even care if it's 908
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From The Pumpkin King (whispered): what assm prog i need for vcL?
:listen
::::::::::::::::::::::::::  [  HIT A LAG SPELL HERE                         ]
You're in the main channel.
Audi, Panther, Zarothos, Carpenter, Jesta, DragonStrike, Irvan, and The Pumpkin
King are
here with you.
Just enter "?" if you need any assistance...
:wholy lag!!!

Irvan is sighing wistfully.
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Zarothos: dork
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Zarothos has just gone to another channel.
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Carpenter: dork
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Jesta: fuk you irvan! you wouldn't know elite if it came up and sucked you 
dick! speecking of dick where is tom cat?
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Carpenter is laughing at Jesta!
:/the dunno

Jesta: :)
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Jen just joined this channel.
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Innocent little angel just joined this channel.
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The Pumpkin King: line noise?
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Innocent little angel hugs Jen close!
:-- Message sent only to The Pumpkin King --
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Irvan: Jesta you have no pubes
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Jen hugs Innocent little angel close!
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DragonStrike: I dont know.. and guess what?? i DONT CARE! i wouldnt want to 
call any board that you are a regular caller on anyways
:dance dragon        /
...You dance well!  /
:yer cute          /  [  DUNNO WHY I STARTED DOING THIS, BUT I WAS GETTING  ]
::i like you       \  [  BORED BY THIS AT THE TIME                          ]
::sit on my lap     \
::kiss dragon        \

DragonStrike: thanx pip.. I would expect that from you
:...Awww, how sweet of you!
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DragonStrike: :)
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Jesta: shut up hes mine dragon!  [  SOMETHING TELLS ME THAT THIS IS TOMATO  ]
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Carpenter: i run a pd board....so ya want to start somefin?! :)
:pout
...Aw, don't be mad!
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Panther: you keep saying you dont call "crappy pd boards" and yet you won't 
name ONE elite or h/p bbs you call.. doesn't that seem odd to anyone else
:carpen what's the number?
::seems pretty silly to me
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Jesta: whats a pd board?
:public domain
::***
Jesta: o
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Irvan just vanished from the teleconference.
:this is a pd board

DragonStrike: ok ok.. how about Violent playground.. its not outside 908 so 
kill me.. he is elite and H/P.. not that good but oh well
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Panther: 1 min warning... oh well
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Jesta: i though it was puzzy&dick board:)
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Sleepwalker has just arrived from another channel.
:that's not very elite

Carpenter: whoa!!!!1
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Sleepwalker vanishes as Donald wakes from his dreamy sleep.
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DragonStrike: heh
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Panther: it isn't either, but nice try
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Jen just left the teleconference.
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Carpenter: you idiots!!!
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Pyros just left the teleconference.
:even I got on there :)

Carpenter: l~"t&vwwwwww
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Carpenter: NO CARRIER
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Carpenter just vanished from the teleconference.
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The Pumpkin King: public access
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DragonStrike: yeah right.. you must have shit access
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Jesta: pyros is a lamer! he asked me if he could use 1 of my accounts on a 
elite board like WOP!
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Jesta: :)
:nope, top access dickweed... y'know why?  i ain't a leach

Panther: I have FULL access dork... more than you ever will
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Snufulufugus just left the teleconference.
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The Pumpkin King: WOP?? That bbs sux
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Panther: but it's not a REAL h/p or elite bbs.. neither is mine
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You're just about all out of time for this call!  Please finish up and
log off...  (This is your one minute warning.)
[  damn damn damn DAMN!!!!                                                  ]

You're in the main channel.
Audi, Innocent little angel, Panther, Jesta, DragonStrike, The Pumpkin King, 
and Funkintoyoear are here with you.
Just enter "?" if you need any assistance...
:shit, out of time... i think... l8er all

Carpenter knocks the door down and comes in.
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Jesta: i have full access on 2 cool boards thats it:( <jays is not 1 of them>
:)
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Carpenter: argh!
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DragonStrike: WOP bites.. his password was peace and the sysop password was 
peace.. not even panther is that stupid
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Funkintoyoear: hahah
:::=i panther

DragonStrike is laughing his fool head off!
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Funkintoyoear just left the teleconference.
:
   User-Id: Panther
  NickName:
   Message:
 Signed Up: 06/30/93
   Last On: 02/25/94 21:45
     Class: DEMO
  On today: 27
       Sex: Male

    Online: 15 mins.
  Location: Teleconference
      Baud: 2400
      Line: 9 [0A]
     Flags:
You're in the main channel.
Audi, Innocent little angel, Panther, Jesta, DragonStrike, Carpenter, and The 
Pumpkin King are here with you.
Just enter "?" if you need any assistance...
:=i pip the angry youth

Panther just vanished from the teleconference.
:
   User-Id: PiP tHe AnGrY yoUTh
  NickName:
   Message:
 Signed Up: 08/20/93
   Last On: 02/25/94 21:45
     Class: DEMO
  On today: 27
       Sex: Male

    Online: 14 mins.
  Location: Teleconference
      Baud: 14400
      Line: 34 [23]
     Flags:
You're in the main channel.
Audi, Innocent little angel, Jesta, DragonStrike, Carpenter, and The Pumpkin Kin
g are
here with you.
Just enter "?" if you need any assistance...
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Carpenter: dont name elite boards to everyone you clog!!!!!!!!!!!!
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DragonStrike: yeah Im sure your REAL close with ffejjy..
:and yer close to your dog
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Carpenter: what are you? retarded?
:i need an account!!!

Jesta: i call RA and underground elment
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DragonStrike: damn it.. I wanted to get the comment in but he bailed out :)
:::***
Innocent little angel: ok im back
:=i crusty

Air, fire, water, and earth form Elemental.
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Elemental has just gone to another channel.
:
   User-Id: Crusty
  NickName:
   Message:
 Signed Up: 07/28/93
   Last On: 02/20/94 08:05
     Class: DEMO
  On today: <1
       Sex: Male

This user is not online currently.

You're in the main channel.
Audi, Innocent little angel, Jesta, DragonStrike, Carpenter, and The Pumpkin Kin
g are
here with you.
Just enter "?" if you need any assistance...
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Carpenter: hey
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Jesta: someone give me credits?
:i need time to ream you out

Panther just joined this channel.
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Carpenter: that is a big no no....if the sysop found out he'd piss in your mouth
:::jay call me

DragonStrike: heheh you need hourly to do that
:::***
Carpenter: hey
:carpenter what the n***

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[  WHELPERS, THAT IS ALL THAT I GOT OUT OF IT, JAY WANTED ME TO CAPTURE     ]
[  THIS LITTLE DISCUSSION ON SCROLLBACK, SO I DID IT AND EDITED IT FOR HIM  ]
[  I HAVN'T SEEN HIS VERSION OF THIS, BUT I AM GOING TO REALEASE THIS FILE  ]
[  AS IS AND WITHOUT ANY CENSORSHIPT BY PANTHER, THE VERY TESTY.  SEE  YOU  ]
[  AROUND.                                                                  ]


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