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This is a wussy essay
that I wrote for English
Class. If you want to
use this as a clever and
naughty ploy to get on
your teacher's good side
and put yer name on it, go
ahead. But if yer about to
distribute it, leave my fraggin
name on it.
-=* Mother 69 *=-
Things that are important to me are so numerous, but some are much more
important when compared to others. One of the most important things to me is
love. I need it, I thrive on love, life without love is not life, but a limbo
where time has no meaning, death is but a chore, and you have no one to call a
friend.
Love is an elemental; Earth, Wind, Fire, Water and Love. It has a symbolic
association with these Elements, like the Earth it will be under you for as
long as you live, it can also be raging and hot like the Fire, but you have to
keep under control otherwise it can get out of control as fires too often do.
Love is immaterial like the wind, but it can make its presence known, and
devistatingly so. Finally love is most like the Water because it is a part of
all living things, It can keep you afloat, yet it can suck you under, when
this happens you have 2 options, sink or swim. Personally, I like to swim in
it, it may be infinate in it's depths, infinite in its scope, but you can draw
energy from that infinitness, energy that can keep you treading forever. Love
can also be like a turbulent river, fast flowing and hard to safely tread,
overflowing its boundries but once in a while, but it is also beautiful to
behold from afar.
Wow, I really got carried away for a little bit there, eh? As for my
self-image, I view myself as a loner basically because not too many people
give much of a chance. Will you give me a chance? I may come off as a
little strange, weird even. Deep down inside I'm a great guy, really I am.
You can even ask my mom <g>.
What angers me and things that I dislike are too numerous to tell, so I will
tell you what I like. By the way, this will be in the form of a stream of
consiousness.
I like evenings on the beach, driving, biking, long walks, swing sets,
swimming in March, parades, hugs, beer J, friends, making friends, writing,
reading, telling jokes, women (he he he), the color green, The Dead Milkmen,
my brother, my mother, computers, sunsets, kissing, long talks, sleeping,
sorting out others' problems (when I actually have my life in order), art,
museums, English III, holding hands, cats, hamsters, little kids, amusement
parks, movies, Shakespear, painting, long showers, and finally gazing into
(secret woman)'s eyes.
I lied, there is one thing, NO!, two things that I will tell you that I
dislike. The first one is shaving, now who is the comeplete idiot who
ivnented this evil of all evils? I mean, what is the use of facial hair to
the modern man, other than an inconvienience? The other thing that I cannot
stand that I will tell you of is hangnails, who can't hate those denziens of
hell? They are small, yet painful and hard to get rid of at the same time,
truely a pleasure when you are typing or something else that you would happen
to be doing with your fingers.
Now for friends, oh boy, joy of all joys, you picked my favorite thing
(sarcasm). I feel that I can trust my friends until the end of the world, but
then there are some who really make me want to retch. (Ahhhhhh, teenage
woe's, don't you love them? I sure do.) I am not going to mention any names
here, but I will say that people tend to (male organ) you over when it is to
their advantage, say... I dunno... if they like your ex-girlfriend. Now maybe
this guy who is doing this is your best friend, and he knows that you want to
get back togeather with this girl, but since you two are no longer going
steady, he goes in for the kill. He he he he he, that is what I look for in a
friend. Seriously tho, what I look for in a friend is definitely a sense of
humor and intelligence. What is a friend if you cannot freely converse about
things that are on your mind? One sided conversations are so very boring, I
need feedback. I need to be able to talk about a wide range of things, not
just what group released their new album, or who is on the Letterman show
tonite, or Bioelectromagneticology (say that three times fast.) I need to
talk about all three, and more, much more, I get so bored just talking about
one thing that I want to scream bloody murder until the other person get the
hint or bleeds out of the ears.
What makes me different from most people is the way I dress I guess, that
and my attitude to the rest of society. By the way I dress I guess is most
different from everyone is that I have yet to see someone wear the same types
of clothing on the same day. I like to mix and match clothing from the
different clicks from our society in general, the teen groups if you will. As
for my attitude towards the world, it is quite a carefree way of carrying
myself. I feel that there is not much that I can do as a teenager, other
than complain and protest, but until I reach the tender old age of 18 can I
have any say in the government. "What does the 17 and younger section of the
country think? Who cares, they cannot vote me in, so they can go to (nasty
place) for all I care."
As for my future, I don't know what to expect exactly, but I know that it
will be interesting to say the least. I seem to attract other interesting
people that are looking for facinating people, I guess I qualify. Other than
that, I guess that it's OCC for 2 years, Rutgers for as long as I can keep up
with it, and from there on, I don't know. I tend to play things by ear too
often, I guess that's the reason that I am so bored all of the time. The
future is shakey, but I for some reason see great things coming from me,
basically because my good friend and confidant Mark White told me so, and
that is nothing to scoff at. You gotta meet this guy, funny and cool, great
combo.
Don't worry about me, because I don't.
-=* Mother 69 *=-