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???? ?????? ? PiZZa uNDeRGRouND DiGeST VoLuMe 3 iSSue 07 ePiC 22 ? ?????? ????
???? ?????? ? Killing stupid-ass CyberPunks for really a long time.? ?????? ????
???? ? ???? ? This issue by: BAPHOMET, VBBS SIGH-SOP, Extroidinair ? ? ???? ????
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? "This one goes out to the one's I hate..."[1]
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? PUDREFIC!|| +-------------??????????????? ???????
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| So what to discuss in this might installment of the greatest computer++
+-+ publication to ever grace the monitors of humanity? Well I think I ++
| will talk about things that I enjoy, no wait. That would be a rather +-+
++ short issue indeed, now wouldn't it. So let's talk about new and really|
++ swell happenings around the world, huntsvegas and the universe many ++
++ of us exist in. Hmmm... So essentially this will be like every other+-+
++ PUD a whole bunch of useless information and stupid crap rolled into|
++| one really big healthy issue.[2] +-+ +-+ |
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? Mail?
I don't feel like including any in this issue. It would be fun and
well rather exciting, but alas I am just to lazy to import it into
the editor here. And besides PUD is getting a really nice dispersed
feel to it. That just isn't right. I wrote this issue ERGO it should
be centered entirely around me. Yep me and none of you. Well ok
maybe a little other stuff.
Ok, ok, I will do it. Some really K_RaD MAiL to be included, but only
because of the constant prodding and demandind of our loyal reader
base. Thanks go out to all 8.356 of you.[3]
? OK THE ONLY MAIL IN THIS ISSUE SO ENJOY IT, DAMN YOU.
Dear Sir:
You are (by admission) my biological father. It has been brought to
me attention by a certain unidentified source that you have not paid child
support for the last nineteen years. My legal department has calculated
that the amount past due, with standard finance charges applied, compounded
quarterly comes to a grand total of:
$74,381.26
Please pay the remainder promptly.
With Goofy Grin---
---Hymie
=)
Ok so what is the lesson to be learned from this? No mattwe how young you
are, I was less than 2 at the time, it IS ALWAYS good that you practice
safe sex. Look what it's gonna cost me...
? HATE MAIL! HATE CALLS! DO NONE OF THOSE.
But special thanks must go ouy to Crowe of The Stone Temple of Enoch
or whatever for this most valued info.
RDG
4246 Elisabeth Ave
Holland MI 49424
O..and his home phone is NOT 399-8934.
Who am I kidding yes it is.
Thanks again, just in case you are wondering? The guy's first name is
Roland and he thinks qbasic is swell!
? Liberation.
To liberate one besides yourself in pure selfishness. Who says someone
else isn't free? Who says your freedom is right for everyone else? Who
says you know anything. You don't. Your the master of your own fate.
If people paid more attention to themselves and not everyone else they
might find they like themselves more.
? B0ARDz!
I have been making the threat of putting up a board for a very long
and well pathetic time. So what haven't I? I always get this question
when I am cracking on some VBBS sysop after he asks me how I did
something any idiot could figure out on his board. Well I haven't for
a number of reasons. One is I am way to damn stingy. I want my little
ol' computer to myself, so I need a modem that I can put a 16550uart
on. Why? So I can live in DesQView/X like I normally do. Another? I
sincerely doubt I would find enough worthwhile users to make all the
time and effert expended by me worth it. Sure I would meet maybe one
or two really great people, but the rest of them would be nothing more
than pathetic shit-scum on the edge of humanity. Third. I am never
satisfied with what I have done. If and when I ever put up aboard it
will be SuperBBS and no matter how incredible I get it set-up it still
isn't good enough for me. Nothing seems to satisfy me, just another
fault of mine. Anyways I think I have rambled on for too long now so
I think I will shut up.
? VBBS. Another ggggGGGGGGrrrreeat thing about it.
Let's see VBBS has this amazing built in macro programming language
right? So how come all you ever see from it is stupid idiotic matrix
log-off screens? Yep life is good if it makes it harder for you to
log-off. Make you answer thirty two billion questions. I drop carrier.
But wait no I almost forgot THEY ALWAYS put a damn version number. Like
I really care if it is the SUPERLOGOFF version 5334.123412431. I really
don't. At least they haven't started slapping swell copyright after
them.
? Llami.
Where have the llami jokes gone? Everywhere but here. The strange cult
following of Llama jokes seems to be dead. Why? Who knows, maybe they
just ran aground but I think the real reason is because Digital Saint
dis-liked them. For those who don't know him, don't bother. No use in
meeting a real cybersapien. He is one. And no matter who tells him any
different he doesn't really care. He's almost free... I shall be there
one day. But hopefully not as crazy as he is. Damn he can talk trash
when you are in a really bad mood.
? [MaF] ASCii!
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? Death, the final exit?
Nope. Not me I am not going to die. It hurts people when you tell them
this. They don't seem to believe me, nor do they believe in my powers.
Well to be honest, I am not going to die. It's a simple fact. Maybe if
you believe it to, you will be able to accomplish such a faith in your
own being. Death, not a problem.
? I begin to see...
When does one begin to see? I mean see what and who they really are? I
would like to know this. I think I have seen myself and while it was
not a pretty site I am more than willing to accept it. You are who you
are. You can change yourself, but only you can. Sitting complacent with
your current vision of yourself is death. It's a waste. It's disgusting.
Becoming one with yourself isn't some mystical thing. It isn't even
corny. It's seeing who you are and who you can be. Me I'm not telling.
? Sorry.
I am in a real preachy mood lately. It's, um, nobody's Fault but
mine.[5]
? Sources for Qoutes:
[1]: Nobody in particular, just directed towards most of humanity.
[2]: Big as in containing more than 2 lines.
[3]: According to a certain local VBBS sysop who came in his pants
after being mentioned in a pud that is a high figure. The funny
thing is, HE MUST have read an issue to realize he was in them.
[4]: Damn Mr. Brownstone. issssssss so swass. As opposed to Mr
Brownstone and Mr. Brownstone[Notice the periods du0dz1]...
[5]: Yep an actual 'Led Zepplin' qoute. <-Damn an inside joke for some
one who doesn't even read pud. I am all kind of swass.
[6]: That's an internet address. No, no, no you can't email me from
a VBBS board with that.
[7]: Yep, that's still the name. Sadly.
[8]: Well as real as any of can ever hope to be. Ok so he is a little
bit less than real. Ok so I am babbling. Ok so you suck. Ok, so
ok. Ok. Ok? ok.
[9]: Said on the phone by a swell guy when he saw a person sitting
figuring square roots, just to do it. It was really fun seeing
us all laughing at the failures of our race. Damn it was funny.
Someone there was in his experimental college phase. Aehhaeha
[76]:C00l Box MoD by fReD tHe HiTmaN I think it even works du0d!
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PUD senIor edItors can always be reached at:
? Baphomet the Limbo King 14@2506 WWIVNET
or the new improved way! crfisher@nyx.cs.du.edu[6]
? NO COURiER 25@2506 WWIVNET
Or call Project-X[7] and EMAIL us there at (205)-883-0894
Contributing users may be more difficult to find:
->->Hymie ??????????????????? 84@2506 <-<-REAL PERSON! I swear...[8]
He also has a stupid internet address but it
is really lame so there is no use in posting
it here.
The BrAvE LiTtLe ToAsteR Plotting the avengement for three destroyed
cones at a construction site.
fReD tHe BoTTlE SaLeSmAn Enjoying his new occupation courtesy of the
state's new free inmate job placement program.
Bill Clinton Using the "Tummy-Sizer".
G-BUNNY At the Playmor STILL playing Mortal Kombat.
Biscuit Out searching for some more gravy.
Mooga the Whale Wondering if she will ever meet her man.
Released on the Date:
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