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?pudpudpudpudpudpudpudpud?? PUD: Pizza Underground Digest (c)1993 Oooga Inc. ?
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?pudp?dp?dp?dp?dp?dp?dpud?? PUD Number 19, Volume 02, Chapter 345, Epic 01 ?
?pudp????dp?dp?dp?dp?dpud?? Release on the Date: Whatever month this is 11 ?
?pudp?dpudp?dp?dp?dp?dpud?? Lines contained in the issue: 2314 ?
?pudp?dpudp????dp???udpud?? PUD Serving the modem public since Late Feb. '93 ?
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"Oh that's clever..."
Dig discussing his love for someone.
? Mail?
Yes actual real mail that almost mentions PUD somewhere off in it...
Name: Plaid Ninja #4 @2506
Date: Thu Apr 08 03:33:11 1993
RE: Your sad.
during times past i and that wodnerfully articulate(NOT!)Baphomet had
engaged in a steady bid war for the privelage of owning one slighlty
house broken little non talking sister type thing. recently however i
had a pair of experiences which convinced me to abandon this quest. the
first of these was THE PHONE CALL. plaid"hey, is digital there?" talking
girl"no he isn't"plaid"could you possibly have him call me when he gets
in?"talking girl"WELL HOLD ON ONE FUCKING SECOND, I'VE ONLY HAD 5000
PHONE CALLS ALREADY, LET ME WRITE THIS DOWN LEST I FORGET IT!!!!!!!" ah,
so pleasant. then, there is the door. plaid"is digital here?" talking
girl"no, should he be?"plaid"do you know wht he is driving, i was supposed
to meet him."talking girl"I THINK HE'S WALKING, IS THERE A PROBLEM WITH
THAT!!!!!!" this has prompted two things, a - i am thinking of changing
my handle to the beffuddled ninja and b- i now revise my bid to a total
of 37 cents. and i am probably getting ripped off....
the plaid one
Well damn it this made me drop me offer to 5 bucks. But hey she can
almost stick her feet behind her head that has got to be worth almost
something I think.
Name: John McAffee #7 @2312
Date: Fri Apr 09 11:12:11 1993
RE: Die you damn av fag.
Dear mister King, we here at the best virus scanning group in the
world are beginning to take great offense at your constant ridicule of
our programs. And much of the personal talk about me and Patti is purely
speculation on your part at best, and it is close to being slander. If
the late-night phone calls from "unknown" parties do not stop soon, I
shall be informing the police of your many threats against me. Further
my wife, Mary, has told you she no longer loves you. So please leave her
alone. The pictures of yourself are getting quite sadisitic. And if you
ever make another pass at my daughter I will... Ahh you almost had me
mister King but I will not stoop to your level. Calmer heads will almost
always prevail...
DAMN! Well there is always tommorrow.
? Dream Weaver.
Do you ever dream? Well? Do you know how to make a valid analysis of
your dreams? Well here is a few tips:
o You dream of falling.
You wish you were me. Your goal in life is to be as k_rAd c00l as
I am. And although you may try you will never reach my plain.
o You dream of Dying.
You wish to sacrifice yourself to me. Buy hey who doesn't it is a
very natural reaction among most people. So just keep trying.
o You dream of sex with cows.
You want to meet NO COURiER's sister.
o You dream of slow pathetic BBS's.
Your father first name is Roland.
o You dream of h0t NeW wArEz.
Jesus, are you pathetic you vile scum.
o Anything else.
Is false. If you aren't dreaming of me, then it doesn't really count
now does it? No I don't have an ego, I am just the god of everything,
hey, it's nothing special.
? Torture Anyone?
Put her in the comfy chair!
? VMB?
If you really want to call me. Dial (205)351-0829 ask for Chris.
Really.
Seriously.
It's not a VMB.
Buy hey I'm cheap.
I think.
? Poemz.
Ode to MoOgA part 2: The brandishire project.
And then from across the sea she came.
A whale so large everyone feared her bane,
but harsh she was not for she was the queen.
And all longed to be part of her dream.
Oh mooga, mooga how benign you are.
You look like you got cancer.
You silly bitch.
Your a damn superstar.
But then somewhere in the north,
a man amd his ape had suddenly put forth
A project so harsh, so mean that all feared
what this man could do with merely a beard.
Oh mooga, mooga how sublime you are.
You smell like tuna surprise.
You fat-ass whale.
Your a damn superstar.
And this man's beard grew as did his shoe
but why his shoe? Who knew?
Oh mooga, mooga how rodime you are.
You taste like your rotten.
You skanky-fish.
Your a damn superstar.
? PUD Prank Calls Revisisted.
By: FrEd tHe HiTmAn
[Please Deposit 2.30]
[Press, Press, etc...]
[Thank you for using AT&T]
"Ja?"
"Como USTA USTED FrEd?"
"Ja? Zer is no Fered hear."
"Tu madre es un FrED?"
"Noz, no fRed Hear."
"eSO CE Kue S fRed?!?!"
"No zwhere are you callin froom?"
"Como, Pupitre, Lima Puru."
"Zu muhst have diaaled ze wroong Nuumber."
"FrED?!"
Silence.
"Fred?!?!!?"
Silence.
"COMMO FRED!?!?!!?!"
[Click]
? Death before...
Quick little opinion. Death before anything?!?!? Yhea fucking right.
Life is the most valuable thing in the universe to me. Why on earth
would I let a shallow concpet such as honer, trust, love, etc...
come before my very existance? Well? For one of no faith such as me,
Anything before Death is just really stupid. Put yourself first for
once, screw humanity. Screw Everyone else. Be selfish.
? Grape Jam.
"...mack daddy BOOM I eat my grape jam with a fuckin' spooon..."
? 6.4?
For thos interested in Red Boxing but can't get the crappy-ass crystals
they say you need, here is a little tip, according to fReD the nice
little 6.4mhz will work. And in all actuallity it is more acurate on
the timing than the 6.5536. Why? The 6.5536 makes a 34.5ms tone and the
same for pauses where as the 6.4mhz crystal give you a nice robust 35.1
ms timing. Hey you can't always get what you want...
? Laugh.
...I am SOOO DESPERATE for a woman, back where I used to live...
ahehehaehehaehaeeah, snort, pant, yhea sure.
? Save the Earth!!!
According to Weekly World News, a very respected paper, on the 27 of
this month 1.8 billion chinese plan on jumping up and down and knocking
the world out of orbit! Those damn suicidal maniacs! But is loyal
americans can stop them. Yes get you are and all of your friends at 6:35
eastern can jump up and down and stop this damn chinese plot to destroy
the earth and all it's beloved creatures.
? Recycle or Die.
Fuck off.
? Ok I know it's obvious but...
What is brown and sounds like a bell?
Dung.
Damn, Monty Python was all kind of swass.
? Why virus writers belong in hell.
Someone please explain this to me?! I read it constantly on every damn
net there is. But it is something I do not understand. So could someone
please explain this concept of rotting in hell=really good programmer?
Just wondering. Oh BTW according to real knowledgable folks RSA has
been cracker, virus writers are breaking the law and murder is still a
crime. Yhea! Thank fucking god for Netmail.
? For sale.
One sorry ass ESDI drive for like 250bucks it is like 300+meg, send
mail to NO COURiER asking about it. Querstions he really enjoys are
is it External? Does it work off of my IDE controller? Will you take
a kitten in exchange...
? Hackin' a LaMeR's account.
Hey sometime in your life you really want to give that special someone
a special something, so why not hack his/her account?! It seems like a
good idea to me. So here is what you do. The Basics. First off all you
would be suprised how many people, especiall on alias boards use thier
real first or middle name as a password. Also thier street name, where
the work, spouse's name, pet's kid's etc... In other words get just a
ittle knowledge on the person and let us just say about 70% of the
time you will be able to get thier password. Also words such as "hello"
"smile" and emetions tend to be really popular.
? Closing.
Damn this is a really long Pud for me. I stop now.
? Send Mail to:
Biscuit & Gravy KFC
Baphomet the Limbo King 14@1506 WWIVNET
T0UCAN S0N 0F SAM 64.5% Off Store.
NO COURiER 36@2506 WWIVNET.
Mooga the Whale Tis a place men can only dream of.
The BLT HaRd-WaReZ Department, Dollar General.
fReD tHe HiTmAn Roland's Basement.
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