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Mind Melt
By No Name
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I suffer from a strange disorder. Its name is Mind Melt.
Scientificaly known as mindeous overloades, Its the feeling
That all that is needs to be done, must be done COMPLETELY
all at one time. Since the mind multi-tasks just slightly
better then windows on a four meg machine we have a crash.
This crash happens suddenly, and unexpectedly. No topical
symptoms can be seen till after its to late, then wrinkles
start to set in. Wrinkles are the worst thing on a planet for
a 19 year old self proclaimed stud to have. It makes it
rather hard to hit the nanny if you look about 30.
111 things that happen during or after a mind melt:
1) Intense anger is felt.
2) Hair falls out.
3) Asshole seems to stretch just a little bit less, Causing
extreme pain when shiting.
4) Dumb fucks call constantly
5) Prophet calls and asks if you like his newest batch file
that you haven't had time to run yet.
6) Virii start to pop u pall over your computer.
7) Suddenly your called to court.
8) Sent to jail for 5 days for looking so stressed.
9) Your eye balls turn a deep shade of red.
10) All the tiny blood vessels in your eyes bulge out.
11) People close to you ask if your okay.
12) People you know of start asking you if your okay.
13) People you've just met say you look bad.
14) People that you've never seen say you look bad.
15) Complete strangers, from mars, come down and tell you
your fukd.
16) Sysops start asking who in the fuk you are.
17) Suddenly the computer is always on, but nothings getting
done.
18) Software that never worked will, because it feels for ya.
19) Suddenly no one believes any of your little white lies.
20) Your 6 girlfriends find out about each other.
21) Scourge calls you voice, asking what the fuk your doing.
22) Suddenly your being enrolled on drug rehab.
23) Your so high that you give up drugs.
24) Caffiene can't do shit for you anymore.
25) Cramming just don't work.
26) You take breaks from accomplishing nothing.
27) Fail at work.
28) Fail at everything.
29) People start posting your real name, and you don't fukn
care.
30) Eyebrows grow together, Making you look like a bird.
31) No more fuks around.
32) You get a VD.
33) Condom breaks, nows she pregnant.
34) Your mom moves in.
35) Car breaks down.
36) Everything becomes so clear.
37) You get plastered on water.
38) You start to sweat for no apparent reason.
39) fake accounts don't seem fun anymore.
40) You dooze off for about 2 seconds then awake in fear.
41) You can't do simple everyday things.
DAMN. My minda fried. its taken me two day sot write all of these.
And I can't Think of any more. I got 5 unfinished halfway started dox
sitting around. I can't pay attention to one long enough.
The only cure for mind melt, is get the shit done.
The temporary solution, Call Ld. It makes you feel better. (for a while)
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