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Presents
Nick Silkworth
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Apologies:
I apologize for being a dick and Putting this guys
name in the text file. (ORNOT) He fukn deserves it.
anyone who is that fukn fag ass deserves it.
Here is a phone conversation that a friend typed up:
(It was about color codes on WC Boards)
If you wanna call and ask him about it call him @ (616)962-7438
<Begin Transcript>
NICK: your not on the computer?
USER X: No I'm not on the computer, I have a life you fukn lamer..
USER X: So do you have any more lamer ass questions to ask?
NICK: Hey wait a sec, I'm not lamer. I can gaurantee your one though.
NICK: I can gaurantee it
NICK: About me being right, and you being wrong.
USER X: Whatever Nick.
NICK: what do you mean whatever?
USER X: Don't you understand what whatever means?
USER X: or are you a dumb Geek.
NICK: Oh, I get it. I'm not a geek. you should know better then that.
USER X: Why should I know better?
NICK: I'm your master, you worship me.
USER X: I don't fukn think so.,
NICK: what it all comes down to is that eveyone worships nick.
USER X: Bacause Nick is the king of lamers.
NICK: NO, not because Nick is the king of lamers.
USER X: It sure does help though.
(Nick mumbles about how lamer is not in the dictionary)
(After being ignored for about 10 minutes.)
NICK: I'll let ya go now.
<End of transcript>
Now lets examine this a minute. Nick acts like a lamer,
Talks like a lamer. Asks questions like a lamer.
So what could he be? I feel it is best represented by the
following formula:
(LAMER TALK) + (LAMER ACTS) + (LAMER QUESTIONS)/ X = Lamerness
Always + Always + Constantly / X = NICK
I think this equation is better if you count the number of
times in X minutes that each of these things happen.
Now you should do this several times to make sure they are
not just having a lame day.
The Results:
<Results from 3 polls of Nick on seperate days & subjects>
+--------+--------+--------+
| POLL 1 | POLL 2 | POLL 3 |
-----------------+--------+--------+--------+
LAME Shit | 7 | 4 | 5 |
-----------------+--------+--------+--------+
Stupid Questions | 13 | 8 | 12 |
-----------------+--------+--------+--------+
Stupid Answears | 3 | 9 | 15 |
-----------------+--------+--------+--------+
TOTALS | 23 | 21 | 32 |
-----------------+--------+--------+--------+
Ratio Per Minute | 4.6 | 4.2 | 6.4 |
-----------------+--------+--------+--------+
These were for 5 minute tests.
Average lamers register about 2-4 on this test
But Nick Seemed to consistantly score REALLY high..
Try this test on anyone. It's not perfect, but I do it
often, Keep scores, dates, etc. loads of fun.. :)
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