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*708/808/7629** **Wednesday-March 27, 1991** **Vol #10*
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* 50 Ways To Hate Your Neighbor *
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* Written By: Spanky *
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* CopyMUCH 1991 (M) Phucked Phreak Productions *
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"Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or
prohibitting the free excercise thereof; or abbridging the freedom of
speech or of the press; or of the right of the people peaceably to
assemble, and to petition the Goverment for a redress of grievances"
Under the above Law set forth in the First Amendment To The Constution
Of The United States Of America, The Author releases this work into the
pubic domain for INFORMATIONAL PURPOSES ONLY.
** INTRO **
I hate my nieghbor. The guy is a MAJOR prick. I needed a way to get back
at him - but it had to be legal. I dont need to be in any trouble with
the law. If you hate your nieghbor as much as I hate mine, then this
file is for you.
** Vol. 10 **
1) Accidently spill a gallon of anti-freeze on their grass. That stuff
will kill mega grass. If your nieghbor is a Mr. Fucking Green Thumb
like mine then this will drive him crazy. Enjoy yourself while you
watch him work his ass off in 90 degree heat to save his lawn.
2) Obtain a small animal and put it in his dryer vent. Imagine that smell
of toasted bunny in his house when he turns on his dryer.
3) On a hot summer night get a small transistor radio with some good
batteries in it. Put it outside his bedroom window and sorta camoflage
it. Put it on a polka station or something and let it play. It will
probably will only work for a night but he wont get any sleep.
4) When he goes out to start his charcoals and goes back inside. Sneak over
with a small pail of water. Do I need to say more?
5) If you could obtain an Iraqi flag and get access to his roof, you might
wish to place it on his house.
6) Buy a truckload of top soil for about $60. Pay for it up front and have
it delivered to his house and dumped. Of course this is gonna cost
you money, so ya will feel better knowing he will have to pay twice
that to have it removed.
7) Throw a roach killing fog bomb into his open garage.
8) Have flowers delivered to his wife. With a very spicy note attached.
9) If they leave their car window open then run up and slip a picture
of a really hot chick in the glove box or console. Hopefully his
wife will drive the car next.
10) Form nice wet plaster of paris balls and stuff them into his gutter.
Well so it was only ten. I will have more in the future.
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