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??????????????????????????????????????? Orange Cats Are Pretty!
? ????????????????????????????? ??????????? Author: Misguided Youth
????????????????????????????????????????????????? Date Of Release: 10/3/1993
???????????????????????????????????????????????????????? Time Released: 17:30
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???????????????????????????????????????? Issue?33? Of OCAP ?????????????
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?Dedicated? ????? ? ???? If you are offended by the topic
To Freedome of Speech, ? ?? listed below, then delete this file!
Freedom of The Press, And any
other civil liberty that we can exploit.
??????????????????????? Anarchy (Hasn't it been killed?) ???????????????????????
Okay, This topic has been killed, but what the hell,
Why not? All you anarchists will have a ball with this one...
Just don't take it too seriously.
Car Fishing : Okay, The Idea is too make positively sure you position
the fishing line PERFECTLY. What you do is
A -> Get 2 garbage cans, (or other things that drag well).
B -> Get some really dandy fishing line, or very think gauge
wire.
C -> Tie some fishing line around each can, and leave enough
so you can place each can on oppisite sides of the street.
so when a car drives by, he has some nice little noise
makers.
D -> Sell tickets to see it.
Bombs : Yes, this idea has been killed as well as anarchy in general.
But its worth the time and space...maybe not.
A -> Get bombs, or whatever from wherever you can, I am not
going to tell you where. And remember, this document
is meant solely for "ha-ha's". If you take it seriously
and actually try it, you need serious help.
B -> Place them in strategic places, up cats asses,
( as long as there not orange ) or other suitable positions.
*** NEWs FLAsH ***
It has been reported to us that
some disturbed youth's have stuck
an M-80 up an orange cats ass, we
have been involved in the investigation
to attempt to apprehend the purpetrators
of this disgusting crime.
*** ---- ---- ***
C -> Throw them at people. Teachers, small dwarven creatures
living under bridges. Much like my 3 period algebra teacher.
D -> You can be creative can't you? Give out free dildos
that explode with so much friction?
Food : Sabotage food, in some way or another, or anything relating
remotely with food.
A -> Throw it in a can and roll it down a hill. Make those
hungry bastards starve! What hungry bastards you ask?
Well, practicly any, if you have access to food, and
starving people, try it. Hell, steal it and sell it for
dirt cheap prices.
B -> Poisen - Kill someone
C -> Sabotage it, so that it doesn't have enough
whatever you put in it to kill em, just to fuck em
up so you can call the local health department on
the fucker servin the shit.
Well, Thats not quite as many as I had hoped, but...awe
fuck you. I am sure you can think of more.
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