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??????????????????????????????????????? Orange Cats Are Pretty!
? ????????????????????????????? ??????????? Author: Master Of Puppets
????????????????????????????????????????????????? Date Of Release: 9/9/1993
???????????????????????????????????????????????????????? Time Released: 20:54
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???????????????????????????????????????? Issue?31? Of OCAP ?????????????
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?Dedicated? ????? ? ???? If you are offended by the topic
To Freedome of Speech, ? ?? listed below, then delete this file!
Freedom of The Press, And any
other civil liberty that we can exploit.
????????????????????????????? SATURDAY NiGHT PHUN! ?????????????????????????????
Have you ever had one of those lonely saturday nights when your
girls snatch was out of town,or your hand was too tired to well,YOU KNOW?
If you have this phile is phor you. L00king back,I can remember all the phun
things I used to do,Actually still do. If you have the Ideal neighborhood then
this phile is phor you.
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Equipment needed
1. BB-gun
2. M-80's
3. Smoke Bombs
4. An adjustible wrench
5. Baseball Bat
6. Lighter fluid and a lighter.
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Well your probably wondering what the BB-guns is for huh? Well
It is simple. If you live on a well lit street you might want to play Shoot
all the street lites and external house lites. Once all the lites are out find
a good non-visable place to hide *you'll need it*. Now get the BB-gun loaded
and wait.If you do this between 9:00 and 11:00 P.M. it is the best because the
most cars come then. Well if you haven't guessed it yet then here it comes.
When a car comes by you get to practice you aim. If you really want to risk
it wait for the fuckin gestapo (or better know as pigs) to come by. This works
the best with a whole bunch of phriends. It pisses the hell out of the fat
greasy donut eating fuckin fuck face ,dick brain,gestapo. If you have these
neighbors you really hate this is a phun thing to do wait until the go out for
the night and when they get back,Holy shit,Looks Like they need to replace all
the windows. Well enough of the BB-gun I'm sure you can think of more. Next we
have the pyro shit. This may be some of the phunnest things to do on saturday
night. M-80's are great phun as long as you don't get caught. M-80's can be
used for many different things I.E. blowing up mail boxes, making potholes
on the road, and getting even with the neighbors dog that got into your mom's
flower garden. The smoke bombs are phun also. Generally you wait for a car
to come by the throw a lit smoke bomb out in to the road. Make sure it is
lit (Yes,Creeper actually threw an unlit one out into the street).
Another good use for smoke bombs is the old ring the door bell wait for
someone to answer and lite the smoke bomb and run. This is really phunny
to watch. The lighter fluid is next. The best thing to do with lighter fluid
I find is to make an anarchy sign in the middle of the street and light it
when a car comes by. I wouldn't recommend staying to long for the person might
see you and chase you down the street. Once again there is a limitless
assortment of things you can do. Spray paint, spray paint, spray paint!
This stuff is the best. What you should do is,get a can and write as much
as you can for it won't last long. Also Spray paint is good for a blow torch
DO NOT keep the blow torch going for too long or that flame will go up the spray