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??????????????????????????????????????? Orange Cats Are Pretty.
? ????????????????????????????? ??????????? Author:DeadPool
?????????????????????????????????????????????????Date Of Release:06/27/93
????????????????????????????????????????????????????????Time Of Release:11:00:pm
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?????????????????????????????????????????Issue?10?Of?OCAP??????????????
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?Dedicated? ????? ? ????If you are offended by the topic
To Freedome of speech, ? ??listed below,delete this file.
Freedom Of Press, And any
other civil liberty we can exploit.
???????????????????Borris The Chicken Fucker, PART 2!???????????????????????????
The Chicken Fucker II
Bauk Bauk..Moo??
Five years has passed since the saga of the chicken fucker...society
has forgotten,Boris got a job at Mickey D's and began to forget his
embarressment,yeah he was styling....flipping burgers,sporting a
brand new pinto,no girlfriend yet but he was almost cool,when
Boris was walking home one day when his pinto broke down and suddenly
like a magic spell he felt an urge for Betsy the cow... this urge could
not be resisted,Boris devised his plan...
Boris cut acroos the field and spotted the cow...heh heh he laughed
that ass is mine,he ran up behind the cow,without futher delay he
began pumping Betsy... the cow cried with delight MoooOOOOoooOO...
The next day was as any ol' day,Boris was flipping burgers ...and
again he felt an urge,a new urge,he wanted an origy,he called
his friend up from a road side phone,"Hey how about some pussy "...
his friend rushed over " sooo wheres it at? " ...Boris pointed over the
ridge that cow... his friend stated screaming about how sick it was,
Sure,You fuck it and I'll give you five bucks,And I Will join IN!
Borris left for Betsy... His friend handed him 5 bucks,and headed in.
Boris headed over with his chicken and began to fuck it..."Hey" Boris
called,you know this could be a good buisness... his friend busy with
Betsy shouted yeah....
The next day Boris began to post a messege on his local Bullentin
Board about his little pay service,
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Boris # 888
To: Anyone
Subject:Goood Sex
Hey come to route 66 exit 5 for a good fuck
-Boris
l8r
/s
/es
/save
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That night Boris headed to his field....there were five cars there...
Hahah he thought Buisness...Boris greeted the customers showed them the
cow and chickens and they had their peice..after they left he cleaned up
and headed home...
The next night the same people showed with ten more people...Boris was
in the Buisness...little did he know that the cops were on there way...
he joined the action as a flashlight beamed on him....NOOOOOO!
Boris had been caught again....the embaressment that he had lost over
time was reactivated by the news papers...Boris went into hiding ...
For good or will the Chicken fucker adventures continue?
Sheesh this is fucking dimented....
BTW: Anything in this file is not to be taken seriously it is not
meant to offend anyone and is not in reference to any such
people incidents or actions - In other words it's a joke take
it as a joke, as you would Chicken Fucker Part I...
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?????????????????????????????????????Sorry,No?OCAP?WHQ?Yet!??????????????????? ?
?????????????????????????????????????But?may?be?within?a?month!???????????? ?
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