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??????????????????????????????????????? Orange Cats Are Pretty.
? ????????????????????????????? ??????????? Author:Misguided Youth
?????????????????????????????????????????????????Date Of Release:06/27/93
????????????????????????????????????????????????????????Time Of Release:10:11:pm
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?????????????????????????????????????????Issue?8?Of?OCAP??????????????
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?Dedicated? ????? ? ????If you are offended by the topic
To Freedome of speech, ? ??listed below,delete this file.
Freedom Of Press, And any
other civil liberty we can exploit.
???????????????????Script: Barney Plays With Matches???????????????????????????
Alright people... After hearing from little kids about
how great Barney The DinoCock is , I decided to write A script
for Barney's show, a real life story... Hold on to your
3 Phase Nuclear Dildo's!
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*Barney Plays With Matches*
Barney: Hey Kids, Today I feel like doing something
Bad, Something I shouldn't do. I heard from
my friends that it is FUN to break the rules.
Lets see Here. Hum dee Dum. I could
turn on my music REAL loud. Lets try that...
"I LOVE YOU, YOU LOVE ME,WERE A HOMO FAMILY".
Wow, That is too loud even for me. Let me see,
I will play with my mothers dildo.
Where is that damned on button? There it izzz,
"BZZZZZZZZZZZZ,OUCH! My DinoAss! Its glowing
in the dark!"
I don't like that. Hey whats this? Its a book
of matches. [RIP], What do I do with them
? I ripped one out. [WHOOSH], Ahh There we
go, I lit it. Wow, Fire sure looks really
swell. I wonder what it feels like.
"O - U - C - H" That Hurts.
I wonder what Fire tastes like.
"[SHSSSS] Thats yummy. I wonder what Cigarettes
Taste like"
"[RIP] [WHOOSH] [FFCRCK], [COUGH/COUGH]. I think
[COUGH] Cigeretts tast like dinoshit, I will try it
again"
"[RIP] [WHOOSH] [FFCRCK], [HUH/HUH].. That is
better, WHOOPS.. I dropped my cigarette"
" W - H - O - O - S - H "
(Imagine barney, Running in circles with his
back and ass on fire screaming)
"AHHHH"
"I love fire, Fire loves me, Were a Pyro
Family, With some weed and a cigg,
a puff for me and you,I hope that you
get stoned too!"
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?????????????????????????????????????Sorry,No?OCAP?WHQ?Yet!??????????????????? ?
?????????????????????????????????????But?may?be?within?a?month!???????????? ?
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