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??????????????????????????????????????? Orange Cats Are Pretty.
? ????????????????????????????? ??????????? Author:Zorro The Anarchist
?????????????????????????????????????????????????Date Of Release:06/26/93
????????????????????????????????????????????????????????Time Of Release:11:00:pm
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?????????????????????????????????????????Issue?6?Of?OCAP??????????????
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?Dedicated?  ????? ?          ????If you are offended by the topic
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other civil liberty we can exploit.
???????????????????Make Your OWN Personal Hygene Products???????????????????????

 Note: This file is for informational and Entertainment uses only. Any 
       destruction, havoc, anarchy, our injury caused by readers of this file
       is in no way related to the author or its affiliates.


       First let me say that this issue is going to be humorous but usefull 
       during a crisis situation. This issue will teach you how to make
       personal hygene products in the privacy of your own home. My next "How-
       to" issues will be "Home made C-4 just like mom used to make" and "Make
       your own RPG" [we ain't talking Dungeons and Dragons]. 


       Soap: 3-4 cups of animal fat
             1 five pound size can
             Filter cloth
             Heating device
             Water
             Lye
             2 Metal bowls
             Rose oil

          1: Heat the fat on the kitchen stove 'till it liquifies.
          2: Pour it through the filter cloth into the can. Discard remaing fat.
             Repeat step 2 until the can is full.
          3: Put 4 cups of water into the bowl, add 10 ounces of powdered lye.
             Stir slowly. Avoid hand and eye contact.
          4: Heat the solution to 100 degrees fahrenheit. And remove from heat.
          5: Add the can 'o fat to a second bowl. Heat to 130 fahrenheit.
          6: Add the melted fat to the lye solution. Stop pouring when it 
             reaches the consistency of pancake syrup.
          7: Add a few drops of the rose oil to it.
          8: Pour it into a bar mold.
          9: Let it cure for 1 week.

  Deodorant: 16 ounce pump spray bottle
             Isopropyl Alcohol
             Alum
             Zinc Oxide

          1: Pour 1 cup water in bottle.
          2: Add 1/4 cup of alcohol to bottle.
          3: Stir in 1/2 tablespoon of zinc oxide.

 Toothpaste: 1 Baby food jar
             Salt
             Baking Soda
             Glycerin

          1: Put 1/4 cup of salt in bottle.
          2: Add 1/4 cup of baking soda.
          3: Shake well, with cap on.
          4: Add (one at a time) six teaspoons of glycerin.
          5: Add water 'till it turns to paste.

Hand Lotion: Squeeze Bottle
             Gelatin
             Glycerin
             Rose Oil

          1: Dissolve 2 teaspoons of gelatin in 1 cup hot water.
          2: Let it cool.
          3: Add 2 tablespoons 'o glycerin.
          4: Mix in some rose oil for fragrance.


          
          Well there you go! An inexpensive way to produce some personal
    hygene products that are a basic need. Join me next time on "ZoRRo's
    KeMiSTRy K0RNeR!"
           
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