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###### Volume I, Number 6    ***A Collector's Item!***###### 
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nullifidian, n. & a. (Person) having no religious faith or 
belief.  [f. med. L _nullifidius_ f. L _nullus_ none +
_fides_ faith; see -IAN]  Concise Oxford Dictionary 
 
[formerly Lucifer's Echo] 
 
The purpose of this magazine is to provide a source of 
articles dealing with many aspects of humanism. 
 
We are ATHEISTIC as we do not believe in the actual existence
of any supernatural beings or any transcendental reality. 

We are SECULAR because the evidence of history and the daily 
horrors in the news show the pernicious and destructive 
consequences of allowing religions to be involved with 
politics and nationalism. 
 
We are HUMANISTS and we focus on what is good for humanity,
in the real world.  We will not be put off with offers of pie
in the sky, bye and bye. 
 
 
 
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this, and there is no charge for distributing copies to any
electronic medium.  Nor is there a restriction on printing a
copy for use in discussion.  You may not charge to do so, and
you may not do so without attributing it to the proper author
and source. 
 
If you would like to support our efforts, and help us acquire
better equipment to bring you more and better articles, you
may send money to Greg Erwin at:  100,  Terrasse Eardley /
Aylmer, Qc / J9H 6B5 / CANADA.  Or buy our atheist quote
address labels, and other fine products, see "Shameless
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Articles will be welcomed IF: ( 
they are emailed to:  ai815@FreeNet.Carleton.CA; or,  
sent on diskette to me at the above Aylmer address in any
format that an IBM copy of WordPerfect can read; ) and  
they don't require huge amounts of editing;  and  
I like them.  
If you wish to receive a subscription, email a simple request
to:
ai815@FreeNet.Carleton.CA, with a clear request for a
subscription.  It will be assumed that the "From:" address is
where it is to be sent. 
We will automate this process as soon as we know how. 
 
1994-05-08 Yes, please DO make copies! (*)  
  
Please DO send copies of The Nullifidian to anyone who might
be interested.  
  
The only limitations are:  
You must copy the whole document, without making any changes
to it. 
You do NOT have permission to copy this document for
commercial purposes.  
  
The contents of this document are copyright (c) 1994, Greg
Erwin and are on deposit at the National Library of Canada 

You may find back issues in anyplace that archives
alt.atheism, specifically mathew's site at ftp.mantis.co.uk. 
Currently, all back issues are posted at the Humanist
Association of Ottawa's area on the National Capital Freenet. 
telnet to 134.117.1.22, and enter <go humanism> at the "Your
choice==>" prompt. 
 
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Explanation
Have I caved in?  Does it really matter what the zine is
named?  Does anybody really care?

One person has found me offensive enough to killfile me. 
Another kindly person took one look at the title (after
being lead to subscribe by the Freethought Today article, I
think) and cancelled by return email.

Anyway, I have decided that the zine shall henceforth be
known as The Nullifidian.  I feel as if *this* is the title
I was searching for when I came up with Lucifer's Echo.  At
the time I kept seeking for another title, but nobody came
up with anything that felt right to me.

"The Nullifidian" does seem right to me.  Perhaps that says
more about me than anything else.  It happened this way:  I
was trying to verify whether the dimly (and quite possibly
incorrectly) remembered Latin phrase _de nullis_ was really
the right way to say "from nothing" for the review of Tom
Flynn's _The Trouble with Christmas_.  Despite scrutinising
a petit Robert, a Larousse and the Concise Oxford, nullis is
what I got.  Except that this "nullifidian" word caught my
eye.  Accident?  Or mere chance?  An obscure, pedantic,
practically obsolete, certainly uncommon, word.  Cool, in
other words.

I recommend we all start using nullifidian as the response
to the question "religion?" That way, atheism is still not a
religion, and gets all of the benefits of *not* being a mere
superstition, but nullifidianism can be.  "What religion are
you?"  "I'm a nullifidian." or "I'm nullifidian."  The only
refinement here is deciding whether you are orthodox or
reformed nullifidian.

When some crazed christian or first year philosophy student
wants to tell you that you actually are religious, because
you do have some beliefs, you can say, "No, I'm nullifidian. 
By definition, I have no religious faith or beliefs, look it
up!"  When you need to disguise yourself, no one need know
what nullifidian means, certainly most won't.  "Back home, I
was nullifidian.  They have a meeting house nearby?"

Unitarians have no creedal obligations, but commonly are
seen to believe in anything.  Nullifidians believe in
nothing, and have a dictionarily imposed obligation to do
so.

First Nullifidian hymn [to the tune of "I'm a Lumberjack"]

I'm a nullifidian, and I'm OK,
I sleep all night and I doubt all day.
I cut down creeds, I chop up faiths
I like to mock Little Flowers,
I strip off superstitions
and hang around in bars.

Improvise from there.

The justification for the name change is that, maybe some
people who would be put off by the title and not by the
content, now will see the content, I guess.  I hope it is
evident that the style, tone and attitude haven't changed.

[Note that in the review of _The Trouble with Christmas_,
next month, where I state that Victorian bourgeois society
created the modern Christmas "out of nothing" there should
really be a classy Latin phrase in its place.]

And just today, I receive a review copy of _Freethought on
the American Frontier_ and find that there was an early
magazine named "Lucifer, the Light Bearer".
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0.  Feeble Explanation (you've already passed it)

1.  Letter to the editor & reply 

2.  Christian Math, or proving the impossible 

3.  So, what do you teach your kids?    by Tom Malone 
    (from Free Inquiry)
4.  from The Works of ROBERT G. INGERSOLL:  A THANKSGIVING
    SERMON. 
    (part I) 
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Letter to the editor & reply 
 
Date: Sun Sep  4 13:15:29 1994 
From: ad?p?@andrew.cmu.e?u (*nth*ny F D*l*c*) 
Subject: Re: Lucifer's Echo September 1994 
To: ai815@FreeNet.Carleton.CA (Greg Erwin) 
 
<<Letters, we get letters>> 
 
[actual unedited text] 
Having attended a private parochial school for four years,  i
do not believe you truly know what you are talking about. 
The school i attended, a catholic school,  taught me to
analyze, to speak out and to question. you are speaking in
generality, which is bound to be without logic.  in my
religion class, for example, we debated such things as
execution, abortion, and beliefs or disbeliefs we had about
the church itself.  nobody was stoned to death for their
statements, and nobody was damned to hell for it. 
 
    if critical thinking skills were not taught,  explain why
jesuit priests are among the best educators, and most well
educated in the world?      
    Religion is filled with many faults, especially christian
religions.
   Religion is not for everyone, and it should only be used
as a basic guide.  peolple need something to justify their
existance, with out justification, life becomes meaningless.  
i do not fully believe in religion, but  it , as all things,
can teach you something.   
 
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Date: Sun Sep  4 18:05:57 1994 
To: ad?p?@andrew.cmu.e?u 
Subject: Re: Lucifer's Echo September 1994 
Cc: 
Reply-To: ai815@FreeNet.Carleton.CA 
 
What conclusions did you reach?  Any that weren't in accord
with the party line?  You can reach any conclusion you want,
if you allow someone else to select the assumptions.  Were
you allowed to examine the assumptions?  Question Catholic
dogma?  Did anyone tell you about the *other* 16 sacrificed
savior gods that were current deities in the middle east
before the early Christians grafted that story onto the
Jewish messiah story?  They were born of virgins, too!  Did
anyone try to justify the genocidal massacres in the Old
Testament?  I know--all of the victims were evil, and the
babies would have grown up to be evil!  And maybe the
religious guys were JUST FOLLOWING ORDERS! 
 
>    if critical thinking skills were not taught,  explain
>why jesuit >priests are among the best educators, and most
>well educated in the world? 
 
They are correct in their statement, if a child is
brainwashed early enough in life, it is virtually impossible
for experience, reason or logic to dislodge the impact of
this mind control.  The Church can create conditions of
poverty all over the world, priests can be caught every day
buggering choir boys, and you will still be a loyal
supporter.

>    Religion is filled with many faults, especially
>christian religions. 
 
A statement we all can agree on. 
 
They all have the main fault of believing without evidence. 
To this main fault, the christian religion adds internal
contradiction and incoherence, requiring the faithful to
believe things that not only are supported by no evidence but
are also self contradictory. 
 
>   Religion is not for everyone, and it should only be used
>as a basic guide.  peolple need something to justify their
>existance, with out justification, life becomes meaningless. 
>i do not fully believe in religion, but  it , as all things,
>can teach you something.   
 
Human beings are their own justification.  As soon as
something else becomes the justification for human existence,
then:  the Church can deny the worthiness of a heretic's
existence, or a Jew's existence, or a Muslim's existence, or
an atheist's existence. 
 
Brief history lesson: 
1)  In 1885, there was a smallpox epidemic in Montreal. 
Although the worth of vaccination had been established for
decades, the Catholic Church urged the faithful to stay away
from the doctors and trust in God.  As a result, Catholics
formed the vast majority of the 3,000 dead.


That is how little the Church cares for is flock, they
callously let them die. 
 
2)  During the Duplessis era 30s and 40s Quebec, the Catholic
Church ran the orphanages.  It received a small allowance for
each orphan.  Someone in the hierarchy noticed that the
allowance for insane and retarded orphans was slightly
higher.  So they arranged to declare all of the orphans
insane or retarded.  The lawsuits are just beginning. 
They cared so little about the children entrusted to them,
that they sold them out for a few cents a day higher
allowance. 
 
3)  The church ran the Magdalen Home Laundry in Galway
Ireland up until 1988.  Girls who were "immoral" were sent
there by their families.  The truth of this one only came out
when the church tried to bulldoze over the graves of those
who died there.  Often the "immorality" involved dancing, or
staying out too late.  But nobody deserves death from neglect
even for the horrible sin of fornication. Or do you think
they do?  The girls were basically kept as slaves. The Irish
government, of course, cooperated. 
 
4)  In Mount Cashel foster home, Newfoundland,  the Christian
Brothers regularly abused the boys sent there for care. 
These were basically foster children, not delinquents, but
those whose parents could not afford to care for them. 
Physical and sexual abuse were common.  The Newfoundland
government, of course, infested with Catholics, did not want
to harm the Church, so the facts were covered up for 20 years
before they came out.  Did you discuss why the Church would
want to cover up child abuse?  Did you discuss why the church
would simply transfer a Brother who had raped a number of
young boys, lie to the government that "it was being taken
care of" and send the brother to another parish to work with
other young boys? 
 
Do you notice a pattern here?  Does it make you wonder that
the Pope would knight an ex-Naxi?  Do you worry at all that
Nazi war criminals were able to hide out in friendly
monasteries and convents for decades after the war?  Does it
bother you at all that the Pope must ally the church with the
likes of the Iranian ayatollahs to prevent women from getting
access to contraceptive information and supplies? 
 
Religion, and your unquestioning faith, are what allows them
to perpetrate all of the above crimes.  You and the other
Catholic sheep, are their accomplices, as much as the German
public was an accomplice of Hitler in his crimes.  Oh, does
it bother you that Hitler never committed any sin worthy of
excommunication, whereas a young troubled girl who sees no
other way out, can be excommunicated for an abortion? 

Did you discuss this?  Remember the Church was the staunch
ally of Franco, Mussolini and Hitler. Did you discuss that? 
 
Thought so. 
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Christian Math, or proving the impossible 
 
let us start with, 
 
A = B                 We may multiply both sides by A: 
                      so, 
 
A^2 = AB              We may subtract B^2 from both sides: 
                      giving, 
 
A^2 - B^2 = AB - B^2  Which may be factored to: 
 
(A+B)(A-B) = B(A-B)   Simply divide both sides by (A-B), 
 
(A+B)(A-B)   B(A-B)   The (A-B) factors cancel out, 
---------- = ------   and we are left with, 
   (A-B)      (A-B) 
 
A+B = B               and, as A=B, we may substitute 
 
A  = 2A               and finally, dividing by A 
 
1 = 2                 proving the impossible. 
 

Next month, proof that the largest integer exists and
furthermore that it equals -1! 

If you ask the wrong questions, or you don't play by the
rules, you get answers like "42" or "God" or "1 = 2". 
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"The truth cannot be asserted without denouncing the
falsehood."   
[Lesie Stephen] 
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So, what do you teach your kids?  by Tom Malone

The first question Christians inevitably ask secular  
humanist parents is, "So, what do you teach your kids?" Many 
of us are so defen- sive about the suspicion we might be  
forcing our heretical viewpoints on our children that we  
launch reflexively into a lengthy explanation of the ideals  
of independent thinking and religious freedom of choice-  
even for our children.  Probably too few of us stop to  
realize the arrogance that underlies the question, and  
certainly still fewer actually bother to point this out to  
the inquiring religionist.  
  
Let's turn the question around to see its absurdity.  What  
if, upon learning of a colleague's Presbyterian affiliation, 
one were to ask, "So what do you teach your kids?"  
Certainly, our colleague would stare quizzically and say  
something like, "I raise them to be good Presbyterians, of  
course.  Why do you ask?" And that is precisely the response 
that Christians deserve when they ask us the same question.  
  
Is it for some reason appropriate for Christians to quiz  
secular humanist parents about their children's religious  
education? Do they ask this question of every Christian,  
Jew, and Muslim they meet? Is it correct to assume that  
since we reject supernaturalism, we believe in nothing at  
all? Since our opinions are generally regarded with scorn,  
are we then expected to raise our children as faithful  
followers of some mainstream religion we reject?  
  
The answer to all of the above questions is an emphatic  
"No."  No one asks believers in one of the five major "true  
religions of the world" (Hinduism, Buddhism, Judaism,  
Christianity, and Islam) about their children's religious  
education.  We assume the obvious: (1) adults regard their  
religious opinions as true ones (or else why would they hold 
them?) and (2) parents teach the principles of this  
particular system to their children (Is it possible to do  
anything else?).  
  
To the average religionist, secular humanists are simply  
those who "don't believe in anything."  After all, they  
assume, if you don't believe in God, what else is there?  
(Actually, we can consider ourselves lucky if all they  
assume is that we believe in nothing, since in the South  
disbelief in God is usually-and absurdly-regarded as an  
affirmation of faith in Satan!)  So as believers in nothing, 
what is there to teach our children?  Although it would be  
appropriate for us to respond to inquiries with a simple,  
"Why do you ask?" we know that we cannot afford such a  
luxury.  As a misunderstood and often maligned minority, we  
must explain.  And however insulting the question itself may 
be, we should realize that these situations offer just the  
opportunities we often need to explain not only our  
child-rearing techniques, but our own personal philosophy as 
well. I'm afraid that educating the public will remain a  
burden of ours for some time to come.  
  
As a secular humanist and parent of two young children  
myself, I can assure my faithful counterparts that there is  
much to teach our children.  Finding no good reason to  
believe in any approving or disapproving deities, we cannot  
resort to the easy answers, "Do it because God says so," or  
"Do it because God will punish you if you don't."  We must  
explain, on a child's level, that good and bad are defined,  
not by what some ancient lawgiver said, but rather by the  
effect our actions have on others.  "Being nice" without the 
presence of a god may seem like a complex matter to the  
average Christian, but most children can readily grasp the  
concept, "If you're not nice to Ashley, she won't be nice to 
you."  And although they may not be able to explain it in so 
many words, most children can act on the understanding that  
"being nice" feels good and "being bad" feels bad.  
  
These are not matters of complex theology.  They are simply  
matters of social necessity, the kinds of constructive and  
destructive actions societies have always rewarded and  
punished.  Human populations have been coping with these  
issues since time immemorial, and their behavioral roots can 
even be traced back to other primates and mammals.    
Eventually we are socialized into "being good" because of  
the positive effect we know it has on others, but the  
evolutionary mechanism that achieves this is complex.   
Altruism may be sustained by its effects on others, but its  
roots are based upon the very selfish motivation for  
survival.  
  
The ethical lessons that we derive from life experiences are 
not best taught in the confines of a religious institution  
attended once a week.  Ethics and ethical behavior are  
learned, sustained, and later understood through day-to-day  
demonstration and practice. Religious instruction may help  
reinforce daily habits learned at home, but if the habits  
are not practiced in the home, no amount of theological  
instruction will create a "good, socially responsible"  
child. Children learn right and wrong by interacting with  
the world and receiving the appropriate sanctions and  
rewards. Christians may learn that "we should be nice  
because God wants us to," but secular humanist children can  
learn even more effectively that "we should be nice because  
it allows everyone to get along, it influences others to be  
nice in return, and it makes us feel good about ourselves."  
  
Secular humanist parents are additionally challenged by the  
necessity to educate their children about the supernatural  
beliefs prevalent in our society.  After all, most of their  
friends, neighbors, and classmates will probably adhere to  
traditional beliefs, so our children must be prepared for  
growing up in a society that is ignorant about and often  
hostile to their views.  Teaching children to regard claims  
of the supernatural with skepticism need not be a difficult  
or complicated task.  
  
Children's literature is filled with make-believe characters 
and stories.  These can be used as springboards for  
parent-child talks about how we know what's real and what's  
pretend.  Adult believers may have a problem with this  
concept, but most children grasp it readily.  What confuses  
children is being taught a healthy skepticism toward most  
types of make-believe but then being urged to accept as fact 
one particular type of blind and unyielding faith.  The  
essential childhood secular humanist library, therefore,  
should include the tales of various world mythologies,  
including a children's version of the Bible.  When the  
make-believe stories of the Bible are presented in the same  
light as those of other traditions, children can both grasp  
the prevalence of make-believe stories throughout history  
and see the absurdity of taking such outrageous tales  
seriously. They will also come to understand that stories  
once regarded as factually true are later dismissed as  
products of someone's imagination.  Bible stories such as  
the Garden of Eden and Noah's Ark also offer ideal  
opportunities for teaching children about a "kinder and  
gentler" secular humanist philosophy that rejects the  
justice of such concepts as eternal punishment and the  
punishment of all for the "sins" of a few.  
  
In this manner, our children not only learn how to  
discriminate myth and legend from fact and history, but they 
additionally learn about many of the faiths that their  
parents have rejected in humanism.  Christians often ask us, 
"But do you teach your children about other religious  
opinions besides your own?" Their unspoken assumption is  
that we, for some reason, have an obligation to take our  
children to church just in case they want to become little  
Christians.  But Christian parents do not feel the need to  
offer their children the option of becoming secular  
humanists or Buddhists.  In fact, the children of secular  
humanist parents often wind up better educated on  
alternative beliefs and are offered more choice in religious 
matters than are the children raised in mainstream religious 
homes.  
  
Equally important as encouraging a healthy degree of  
skepticism in our children is promoting tolerance and  
understanding.  They belong to families and communities  
whose members are generally believers in traditional faiths. 

For the sake of their survival and for the general benefit  
of tolerance, our children should be taught to respect the  
right of others to believe as they choose.  They will have  
to understand the difference between appropriate and  
inappropriate times to ask certain questions or express  
certain opinions.  We may have to explain that "We can talk  
about that around Aunt Marion and cousin Jack, but it will  
hurt Granddaddy's feelings too much if we talk to him about  
why we disagree with his beliefs.  Besides, he's set in his  
ways and won't understand how we feel so let's just avoid  
the topic."  Not all of these judgment calls will be easy  
ones, but coping with these situations will allow our  
children to become both self-confident skeptics and  
sensitive human beings.  
  
It would be a mistake for secular humanist parents to  
exercise a laissez-faire approach to religious instruction.  
We cannot leave our children to flounder theologically and  
expect them to arrive at the same conclusions we did.  The  
inducements of pie-in-the-sky thinking are too strong and  
the unethical evangelists too persistent for us to leave our 
children's religious opinions to chance.  There is much we  
can do to guide their development without becoming dogmatic  
absolutists ourselves.  There is also much emotional stress  
and harm we can spare them by shielding them from some of  
traditional religion's assaults on self esteem, sexuality,  
and intellectual inquisitiveness.  To raise a secular  
humanist child does not require threat or censorship, just a 
broad and full education.  And that, after all, is what  
we're supposed to be good at anyway.  
  
 Tom Malone lives in Stone Mountain, Georgia, with his wife  
Stone, and their two children, Daniel and Ana. He teaches  
history and coaches boys' varsity soccer in a public high  
school He devotes his "spare time" to secular humanist  
activism.   
  
Magazine: Free Inquiry  
Issue: Summer 1994 (vol. 14 no. 3)  
Title: So What Do You Teach Your Kids?  
Author: Tom Malone  
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It ain't the parts of the Bible that I can't understand that
bother me, it is the parts that I *do* understand.  [Mark
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                     A THANKSGIVING SERMON. 
 
                              1897 
 
     Many ages ago our fathers were living in dens and 
caves. Their bodies, their low foreheads, were covered with 
hair. They were eating berries, roots, bark and vermin. They 
were fond of snakes and raw fish. They discovered fire and, 
probably by accident, learned how to cause it by friction. 
They found how to warm themselves -- to fight the frost and 
storm. They fashioned clubs and rude weapons of stone with 
which they killed the larger beasts and now and then each 
other. Slowly, painfully, almost imperceptibly they 
advanced. They crawled and stumbled, staggered and struggled 
toward the light. To them the world was unknown. On every 
hand was the mysterious, the sinister, the hurtful. The 
forests were filled with monsters, and the darkness was 
crowded with ghosts, devils, and fiendish gods. 
 
     These poor wretches were the slaves of fear, the sport 
of dreams. 
 
     Now and then, one rose a little above his fellows -- 
used his senses -- the little reason that he had -- found 
something new -- some better way. Then the people killed him 
and afterward knelt with reverence at his grave. Then 
another thinker gave his thought -- was murdered -- another 
tomb became sacred -- another step was taken in advance. And 
so through countless years of ignorance and cruelty -- of 
thought and crime -- of murder and worship, of heroism, 
suffering, and self-denial, the race has reached the heights 
where now we stand. 
 
     Looking back over the long and devious roads that lie 
between the barbarism of the past and the civilization of 
to-day, thinking of the centuries that rolled like waves 
between these distant shores, we can form some idea of what 
our fathers suffered -- of the mistakes they made -- some 
idea of their ignorance, their stupidity -- and some idea of 
their sense, their goodness, their heroism. 
 
     It is a long road from the savage to the scientist -- 
from a den to a mansion -- from leaves to clothes -- from a 
flickering rush to the arc-light -- from a hammer of stone 
to the modern mill -- a long distance from the pipe of Pan 
to the violin -- to the orchestra -- from, a floating log to 
the steamship -- from a sickle to a reaper -- from a flail 
to a threshing machine -- from a crooked stick to a plow -- 
from a spinning wheel to a spinning jenny -- from a hand 
loom to a Jacquard -- a Jacquard that weaves fair forms and 
wondrous flowers beyond Arachne's utmost dream -- from a few 
hieroglyphics on the skins of beasts -- on bricks of clay -- 
to a printing press, to a library -- a long distance from 
the messenger, traveling on foot, to the electric spark -- 
from knives and tools of stone to those of steel -- a long 
distance from sand to telescopes -- from echo to the 
phonograph, the phonograph that buries in indented lines and 
dots the sounds of living speech, and then gives back to 
life the very words and voices of the dead -- a long way 
from the trumpet to the telephone, the telephone that 
transports speech as swift as thought and drops the words, 
perfect as minted coins, in listening ears, a long way from 
a fallen tree to the suspension bridge -- from the dried 
sinews of beasts to the cables of steel -- from the oar to 
the propeller -- from the sling to the rifle -- from the 
catapult to the cannon -- a long distance from revenge to 
law -- from the club to the Legislature -- from slavery to 
freedom -- from appearance to fact -- from fear to reason. 
 
     And yet the distance has been traveled by the human 
race. Countless obstructions have been overcome -- 
numberless enemies have been conquered -- thousands and 
thousands of victories have been won for the right, and 
millions have lived, labored and died for their fellow-men. 
For the blessings we enjoy -- for the happiness that is 
ours, we ought to be grateful. Our hearts should blossom 
with thankfulness. 
 
     Whom, what, should we thank? 
 
     Let us be honest -- generous. 
 
     Should we thank the church? 
 
     Christianity has controlled Christendom for at least 
fifteen hundred years. 
 
     During these centuries what have the orthodox churches 
accomplished, for the good of man? 
 
     In this life man needs raiment and roof, food and fuel. 
He must be protected from heat and cold. from snow and 
storm. He must take thought for the morrow. In the summer of 
youth he must prepare for the winter of age. He must know 
something of the causes of disease -- of the conditions of 
health. If possible he must conquer pain, increase happiness 
and lengthen life. He must supply the wants of the body -- 
and feed the hunger of the mind. 
 
     What good has the church done? 
 
     Has it taught men to cultivate the earth? to build 
homes? to weave cloth? to cure or prevent disease? to build 
ships, to navigate the seas? to conquer pain, or to lengthen 
life? 
 
     Did Christ or any of his apostles add to the sum of 
useful knowledge? Did they say one word in favor of any 
science, of any art? Did they teach their fellow-men how to 
make a living, how to overcome the obstructions of nature, 
how to prevent sickness -- how to protect themselves from 
pain, from famine, from misery and rags? 
 
     Did they explain any of the phenomena of nature? any of 
the facts that affect the life of man? Did they say anything 
in favor of investigation -- of study -- of thought? Did 
they teach the gospel of self-reliance, of industry -- of 
honest effort? Can any farmer, mechanic, or scientist find 
in the New Testament one useful fact? Is there anything in 
the sacred book that can help the geologist, the astronomer, 
the biologist, the physician, the inventor -- the 
manufacturer of any useful thing? 
 
     What has the church done? 
 
     From the very first it taught the vanity -- the 
worthlessness of all earthly things. It taught the 
wickedness of wealth, the blessedness of poverty. It taught 
that the business of this life was to prepare for death. It 
insisted that a certain belief was necessary to insure 
salvation, and that all who failed to believe, or doubted in 
the least would suffer eternal pain. According to the church 
the natural desires, ambitions and passions of man were all 
wicked and depraved. 
 
     To love God, to practice self-denial, to overcome 
desire, to despise wealth, to hate prosperity, to desert 
wife and children, to live on roots and berries, to repeat 
prayers, to wear rags, to live in filth, and drive love from 
the heart -- these, for centuries, were the highest and most 
perfect virtues, and those who practiced them were saints. 
 
     The saints did not assist their fellow-men. Their 
fellow-men assisted them. They did not labor for others. 
They were beggars -- parasites -- vermin. They were insane. 
They followed the teachings of Christ. They took no thought 
for the morrow. They mutilated their bodies -- scarred their 
flesh and destroyed their minds for the sake of happiness in 
another world. During the journey of life they kept their 
eyes on the grave. They gathered no flowers by the way -- 
they walked in the dust of the road -- avoided the green 
fields. Their moans made all the music they wished to hear. 
The babble of brooks, the songs of birds, the laughter of 
children, were nothing to them. Pleasure was the child of 
sin, and the happy needed a change of heart. They were 
sinless and miserable -- but they had faith -- they were 
pious and wretched -- but they were limping towards heaven. 
 
     What has the church done? 
 
     It has denounced pride and luxury -- all things that 
adorn and enrich life -- all the pleasures of sense -- the 
ecstasies of love -- the happiness of the hearth -- the 
clasp and kiss of wife and child. 
 
     And the church has done this because it regarded this 
life as a period of probation -- a time to prepare -- to 
become spiritual -- to overcome the natural -- to fix the 
affections on the invisible -- to become passionless -- to 
subdue the flesh -- to congeal the blood -- to fold the 
wings of fancy -- to become dead to the world -- so that 
when you appeared before God you would be the exact opposite 
of what he made you. 
 
     What has the church done? 
 
     It pretended to have a revelation from God. It knew the 
road to eternal joy, the way to death. It preached salvation 
by faith, and declared that only orthodox believers could 
become angels, and all doubters would be damned. It knew 
this, and so knowing it became the enemy of discussion, of 
investigation, of thought. Why investigate, why discuss, why 
think when you know? It sought to enslave the world. It 
appealed to force. It unsheathed the sword, lighted the 
fagot, forged the chain, built the dungeon, erected the 
scaffold, invented and used the instruments of torture. It 
branded, maimed and mutilated -- it imprisoned and tortured 
-- it blinded and burned, hanged and crucified, and utterly 
destroyed millions and millions of human beings. It touched 
every nerve of the body -- produced every pain that can be 
felt, every agony that can be endured. 
 
     And it did all this to preserve what it called the 
truth -- to destroy heresy and doubt, and to save, if 
possible, the souls of a few. It was honest. It was 
necessary to prevent the development of the brain, to arrest 
all progress -- and to do this the church used all its 
power. If men were allowed to think and express their 
thoughts they would fill their minds and the minds of others 
with doubts. If they were allowed to think they would 
investigate, and then they might contradict the creed, 
dispute the words of priests and defy the church. The 
priests cried to the people: "It is for us to talk. It is 
for you to hear. Our duty is to preach and yours is to 
believe." 
 
     What has the church done? 
 
     There have been thousands of councils and synods -- 
thousands and thousands of occasions when the clergy have 
met and discussed and quarreled -- when pope and cardinals, 
bishops and priests have added to or explained their creeds 
-- and denied the rights of others. What useful truth did 
they discover? What fact did they find? Did they add to the 
intellectual wealth of the world? Did they increase the sum 
of knowledge? 
 
     I admit that they looked over a number of Jewish books 
and picked out the ones that Jehovah wrote. 
 
     Did they find the medicinal virtue that dwells in any 
weed or flower? 
 
     I know that they decided that the Holy Ghost was not 
created -- not begotten -- but that he proceeded. 
 
     Did they teach us the mysteries of the metals and how 
to purify the ores in furnace flames? 
 
     They shouted: "Great is the mystery of Godliness." 
 
     Did they show us how to improve our condition in this 
world? 
 
     They informed us that Christ had two natures and two 
wills. 
 
     Did they give us even a hint as to any useful thing? 
 
     They gave us predestination, foreordination and just 
enough "free will" to go to hell. 
 
     Did they discover or show us how to produce anything 
for food? 
 
     Did they produce anything to satisfy the hunger of man? 
 
     Instead of this they discovered that a peasant girl who 
lived in Palestine, was the mother of God. 
 
     This they proved by a book, and to make the book 
evidence they called it inspired. 
 
     Did they tell us anything about chemistry -- how to 
combine and separate substances -- how to subtract the 
hurtful -- how to produce the useful? 
 
     They told us that bread, by making certain motions and 
mumbling certain prayers, could be changed into the flesh of 
God, and that in the same way wine could be changed to his 
blood. And this, notwithstanding the fact that God never had 
any flesh or blood, but has always been a spirit without 
body, parts or passions. 
 
     What has the church done? 
 
     It gave us the history of the world -- of the stars, 
and the beginning of all things. It taught the geology of 
Moses -- the astronomy of Joshua and Elijah. It taught the 
fall of man and the atonement -- proved that a Jewish 
peasant was God -- established the existence of hell, 
purgatory and heaven. 
 
     It pretended to have a revelation from God -- the 
Scriptures, in which could be found all knowledge -- 
everything that man could need in the journey of life. 
Nothing outside of the inspired book -- except legends and 
prayers -- could be of any value. Books that contradicted 
the Bible were hurtful, those that agreed with it -- 
useless. Nothing was of importance except faith, credulity 
-- belief. The church said: "Let philosophy alone, count 
your beads. Ask no questions, fall upon your knees. Shut 
your eyes, and save your souls." 
 
     What has the church done? 
 
     For centuries it kept the earth flat, for centuries it 
made all the hosts of heaven travel around this world -- for 
centuries it clung to "sacred" knowledge, and fought facts 
with the ferocity of a fiend. For centuries it hated the 
useful. It was the deadly enemy of medicine. Disease was 
produced by devils and could be cured only by priests, 
decaying bones, and holy water. Doctors were the rivals of 
Priests. They diverted the revenues. 
 
     The church opposed the study of anatomy -- was against 
the dissection of the dead. Man had no right to cure disease 
-- God would do that through his priests. 
 
     Man had no right to prevent disease -- diseases were 
sent by God as judgments. The church opposed inoculation -- 
vaccination, and the use of chloroform and ether. It was 
declared to be a sin, a crime for a woman to lessen the 
pangs of motherhood. The church declared that woman must 
bear the curse of the merciful Jehovah. 
 
     What has the church done? 
 
     It taught that the insane were inhabited by devils. 
Insanity was not a disease. It was produced by demons. It 
could be cured by prayers -- gifts, amulets and charms. All 
these had to be paid for. This enriched the church. These 
ideas were honestly entertained by Protestants as well as 
Catholics -- by Luther, Calvin, Knox and Wesley. 
 
     What has the church done? 
 
     It taught the awful doctrine of witchcraft. It filled 
the darkness with demons -- the air with devils, and the 
world with grief and shame. It charged men, women and 
children with being in league with Satan to injure their 
fellows. Old women were convicted for causing storms at sea 
-- for preventing rain and for bringing frost. Girls were 
convicted for having changed themselves into wolves, snakes 
and toads. These witches were burned for causing diseases -- 
for selling their souls and for souring beer. All these 
things were done with the aid of the Devil who sought to 
persecute the faithful, the lambs of God. Satan sought in 
many ways to scandalize the church. He sometimes assumed the 
appearance of a priest and committed crimes. 
 
     On one occasion he personated a bishop -- a bishop 
renowned for his sanctity -- allowed himself to be 
discovered and dragged from the room of a beautiful widow. 
So perfectly did he counterfeit the features and form of the 
bishop, that many who were well acquainted with the prelate, 
were actually deceived, and the widow herself thought her 
lover was the bishop. All this was done by the Devil to 
bring reproach upon holy men. 
 
     Hundreds of like instances could be given, as the war 
waged between demons and priests was long and bitter. 
 
     These popes and priests -- these clergymen, were not 
hypocrites. They believed in the New Testament -- in the 
teachings of Christ, and they knew that the principal 
business of the Savior was casting out devils. 
 
     What has the church done? 
 
     It made the wife a slave -- the property of the 
husband, and it placed the husband as much above the wife as 
Christ was above the husband. It taught that a nun is purer, 
nobler than a mother. It induced millions of pure and 
conscientious girls to renounce the joys of life -- to take 
the veil woven of night and death, to wear the habiliments 
of the dead -- made them believe that they were the brides 
of Christ. 
 
     For my part, I would as soon be a widow as the bride of 
a man  who had been dead for eighteen hundred years. 
 
     The poor deluded girls imagined that they, in some 
mysterious way, were in spiritual wedlock united with God. 
All worldly desires were driven from their hearts. They 
filled their lives with fastings -- with prayers -- with 
self-accusings. They forgot fathers and mothers and gave 
their love to the invisible. They were the victims, the 
convicts of superstition -- prisoners in the penitentiaries 
of God. Conscientious, good, sincere -- insane. 
 
     These loving women gave their hearts to a phantom, 
their lives to a dream. 
 
     A few years ago, at a revival, a fine buxom girl was 
"converted," "born again." In her excitement she cried, "I'm 
married to Christ -- I'm married to Christ." In her delirium 
she threw her arms around the neck of an old man and again 
cried, "I'm married to Christ." The old man, who happened to 
be a kind of skeptic, gently removed her hands, saying at 
the same time: "I don't know much about your husband, but I 
have great respect for your father-in-law." 
 
     Priests, theologians, have taken advantage of women -- 
of their gentleness -- their love of approbation. They have 
lived upon their hopes and fears. Like vampires, they have 
sucked their blood. They have made them responsible for the 
sins of the world. They have taught them the slave virtues 
-- meekness, humility -- implicit obedience. They have fed 
their minds with mistakes, mysteries and absurdities. They 
have endeavored to weaken and shrivel their brains, until, 
to them, there world be no possible connection between 
evidence and belief -- between fact and faith. 
 
     What has the church done? 
 
     It was the enemy of commerce -- of business. It 
denounced the taking of interest for money. Without raking 
interest for money, progress is impossible. The steamships, 
the great factories, the railroads have all been built with 
borrowed money, money on which interest was promised and for 
the most part paid. 
 
     The church was opposed to fire insurance -- to life 
insurance. It denounced insurance in any form as gambling, 
as immoral. To insure your life was to declare that you had 
no confidence in God -- that you relied on a corporation 
instead of divine providence. It was declared that God would 
provide for your widow and your fatherless children. 
 
     To insure your life was to insult heaven. 
 
     What has the church done? 
 
     The church regarded epidemics as the messengers of the 
good God. The "Black Death" was sent by the eternal Father, 
whose mercy spared some and whose Justice murdered the rest. 
To stop the scourge, they tried to soften the heart of God 
by kneelings and prostrations -- by processions and prayers 
-- by burning incense and by making vows. They did not try 
to remove the cause. The cause was God. They did not ask for 
pure water, but for holy water. Faith and filth lived or 
rather died together. Religion and rags, piety  and 
pollution kept company. 
 
     Sanctity kept its odor. 
 
     What has the church done? 
 
     It was the enemy of art and literature. It destroyed 
the marbles of Greece and Rome. Beauty was Pagan. It 
destroyed so far as it could the best literature of the 
world. It feared thought -- but it preserved the Scriptures, 
the ravings of insane saints, the falsehoods of the Fathers, 
the bulls of popes, the accounts of miracles performed by 
shrines, by dried blood and faded hair, by pieces of bones 
and wood, by rusty nails and thorns, by handkerchiefs and 
rags, by water and beads and by a finger of the Holy Ghost. 
 
     This was the literature of the church. 
 
     I admit that the priests were honest -- as honest as 
ignorant. More could not be said. 
 
     What has the church done? 
 
     Christianity claims, with great pride, that it 
established asylums for the insane. Yes, it did. But the 
insane were treated as criminals. They were regarded as the 
homes -- as the tenement- houses of devils. They were 
persecuted and tormented. They were chained and flogged, 
starved and killed. The asylums were prisons, dungeons, the 
insane were victims and the keepers were ignorant, 
conscientious, pious fiends. They were not trying to help 
men, they were fighting devils -- destroying demons. They 
were not actuated by love -- but by hate and fear. 
 
     What has the church done? 
 
     It founded schools where facts were denied, where 
science was denounced and philosophy despised. Schools, 
where priests were made -- where they were taught to hate 
reason and to look upon doubts as the suggestions of the 
Devil. Schools where the heart was hardened and the brain 
shriveled. Schools in which lies were sacred and truths 
profane. Schools for the more general diffusion of ignorance 
-- schools to prevent thought -- to suppress knowledge. 
Schools for the purpose of enslaving the world. Schools in 
which teachers knew less than pupils. 
 
     What has the church done? 
 
     It has used its influence with God to get rain and 
sunshine -- to stop flood and storm -- to kill insects, 
rats, snakes and wild beasts -- to stay pestilence and 
famine -- to delay frost and snow -- to lengthen the lives 
of kings and queens -- to protect presidents -- to give 
legislators wisdom -- to increase collections and 
subscriptions. In marriages it has made God the party of the 
third part. It has sprinkled water on babes when they were 
named. It has put oil on the dying and repeated prayers for 
the dead. It has tried to protect the people from the malice 
of the Devil -- from ghosts and spooks, from witches and 
wizards and all the leering fiends that seek to poison the 
souls of men. It has endeavored to protect the sheep of God 
from the wolves of science  
 
-- from the wild beasts of doubt and investigation. It has 
tried to wean the lambs of the Lord from the delights, the 
pleasures, the joys, of life. According to the philosophy of 
the church, the virtuous weep and suffer, the vicious laugh 
and thrive, the good carry a cross, and the wicked fly. But 
in the next life this will be reversed. Then the good will 
be happy, and the bad will be damned. 
 
     The church filled the world with faith and crime. It 
polluted the fountains of joy. It gave us an ignorant, 
jealous, revengeful and cruel God -- sometimes merciful -- 
sometimes ferocious. Now just, now infamous -- sometimes 
wise -- generally foolish. It gave us a Devil, cunning, 
malicious, almost the equal of God, not quite as strong -- 
but quicker -- not as profound -- but sharper. 
 
     It gave us angels with wings -- cherubim and seraphim 
and a heaven with harps and hallelujahs -- with streets of 
gold and gates of pearl. 
 
     It gave us fiends and imps with wings like bats. It 
gave us ghosts and goblins, spooks and sprites, and little 
devils that swarmed in the bodies of men, and it gave us 
hell where the souls of men will roast in eternal flames. 
Shall we thank the church? Shall we thank the orthodox 
churches? 
 
     Shall we thank them for the hell they made here? Shall 
we thank them for the hell of the future? 
 
                               II 
 
     We must remember that the church was founded and has 
been protected by God, that all the popes, and cardinals, 
all the bishops, priests and monks, all the ministers and 
exhorters were selected and set apart -- all sanctified and 
enlightened by the infinite God -- that the Holy Scriptures 
were inspired by the same Being, and that all the orthodox 
creeds were really made by him. 
 
     We know what these men -- filled with the Holy Ghost -- 
have done. We know the part they have played. We know the 
souls they have saved and the bodies they have destroyed. We 
know the consolation they have given and the pain they have 
inflicted -- the lies they have defended -- the truths they 
have denied. We know that they convinced millions that 
celibacy is the greatest of all virtues -- that women are 
perpetual temptations, the enemies of true holiness -- that 
monks and priests are nobler than fathers, that nuns are 
purer than mothers. We know that they taught the blessed 
absurdity of the Trinity -- that God once worked at the 
trade of a carpenter in Palestine. We know that they divided 
knowledge into sacred and profane -- taught that Revelation 
was sacred -- that Reason was blasphemous -- that faith was 
holy and facts false. That the sin of Adam and Eve brought 
disease and pain, vice and death into the world. We know 
that they have taught the dogma of special providence -- 
that all events are ordered and regulated by God -- that he 
crowns and uncrowns kings -- preserves and destroys -- 
guards and kills -- that it is the duty of man to submit to 
the divine will, and that no matter how much evil there may 
be -- no matter how much suffering -- how much pain and 
death,  man should pour out his heart in thankfulness that 
it is no worse. 
 
     Let me be understood. I do not say and I do not think 
that the church was dishonest, that the clergy were 
insincere. I admit that all religions, all creeds, all 
priests, have been naturally produced. I admit, and 
cheerfully admit, that the believers in the supernatural 
have done some good -- not because they believed in gods and 
devils -- but in spite of it. I know that thousands and 
thousands of clergymen are honest, self-denying and humane 
-- that they are doing what they believe to be their duty -- 
doing what they can to induce men and women to live pure and 
noble lives. This is not the result of their creeds -- it is 
because they are human. 
 
     What I say is that every honest teacher of the 
supernatural has been and is an unconscious enemy of the 
human race. 
 
     What is the philosophy of the church -- of those who 
believe in the supernatural? 
 
     Back of all that is -- back of all events -- Christians 
put an infinite Juggler who with a wish creates, preserves, 
destroys. The world is his stage and mankind his puppets. He 
fills them with wants and desires, with appetites and 
ambitions -- with hopes and fears -- with love and hate. He 
touches the springs. He pulls the strings -- baits the 
hooks, sets the traps and digs the pits. 
 
     The play is a continuous performance. 
 
     He watches these puppets as they struggle and fail. 
Sees them outwit each other and themselves -- leads them to 
every crime, watches the births and deaths -- hears 
lullabies at cradles and the fall of clods on coffins. He 
has no pity. He enjoys the tragedies -- the desperation -- 
the despair -- the suicides. He smiles at the murders. the 
assassinations, -- the seductions, the desertions -- the 
abandoned babes of shame. He sees the weak enslaved -- 
mothers robbed of babes -- the innocent in dungeons -- on 
scaffolds. He sees crime crowned and hypocrisy robed. 
 
     He withholds the rain and his puppets starve. He opens 
the earth and they are devoured. He sends the flood and they 
are drowned. He empties the volcano and they perish in fire. 
He sends the cyclone and they are torn and mangled. With 
quick lightnings they are dashed to death. He fills the air 
and water with the invisible enemies of life -- the 
messengers of pain, and watches the puppets as they breathe 
and drink. He creates cancers to feed upon their flesh -- 
their quivering nerves -- serpents, to fill their veins with 
venom, -- beasts to crunch their bones -- to lap their 
blood. 
 
     Some of the poor puppets he makes insane -- makes them 
struggle in the darkness with imagined monsters with glaring 
eyes and dripping jaws, and some are made without the flame 
of thought, to drool and drivel through the darkened days. 
He sees all the agony, the injustice, the rags of poverty, 
the withered hands of want -- the motherless babes, the 
deformed -- the maimed -- the leprous, knows the tears that 
flow -- hears the sobs and moans -- sees the gleam of 
swords, hears the roar of the guns -- sees the fields 
reddened with blood -- the white faces of the dead. But he 
mocks when their fear cometh, and at their calamity he fills 
the heavens with laughter. And the poor puppets who are left 
alive, fall on their knees and thank the Juggler with all 
their hearts. 
 
     But after all, the gods have not supported the children 
of men, men have supported the gods. They have built the 
temples. They have sacrificed their babes, their lambs, 
their cattle. They have drenched the altars with blood. They 
have given their silver, their gold, their gems. They have 
fed and clothed their priests -- but the gods have given 
nothing in return. Hidden in the shadows they have answered 
no prayer -- heard no cry -- given no sign -- extended no 
hand -- uttered no word. Unseen and unheard they have sat on 
their thrones, deaf and dumb -- paralyzed and blind. In vain 
the steeples rise -- in vain the prayers ascend. 
 
     And think what man has done to please the gods. He has 
renounced his reason -- extinguished the torch of his brain, 
he has believed without evidence and against evidence. He 
has slandered and maligned himself. He has fasted and 
starved. He has mutilated his body -- scarred his flesh -- 
given his blood to vermin. He has persecuted, imprisoned and 
destroyed his fellows. He has deserted wife and child. He 
has lived alone in the desert. He has swung censers and 
burned incense, counted beads and sprinkled himself with 
holy water -- shut his eyes, clasped his hands -- fallen 
upon his knees and groveled in the dust -- but the gods have 
been silent -- silent as stones. 
 
     Have these cringings and crawlings -- these cruelties 
and absurdities -- this faith and foolishness pleased the 
gods? 
 
     We do not know. 
 
     Has any disaster been averted -- any blessing obtained? 
We do not know. 
 
     Shall we thank these gods? 
 
     Shall we thank the church's God? 
 
     Who and what is he? 
 
     They say that he is the creator and preserver of all 
that has been -- of all that is -- of all that will be -- 
that he is the father of angels and devils, the architect of 
heaven and hell -- that he made the earth -- a man and woman 
-- that he made the serpent who tempted them, made his own 
rival -- gave victory to his enemy -- that he repented of 
what he had done -- that he sent a flood and destroyed all 
of the children of men with the exception of eight persons 
-- that he tried to civilize the survivors and their 
children -- tried to do this with earthquakes and fiery 
serpents -- with pestilence and famine. But he failed. He 
intended to fail. Then he was born into the world, preached 
for three years, and allowed some savages to kill him. Then 
he rose from the dead and went back to heaven. 
 
     He knew that he would fail, knew that he would be 
killed. In fact he arranged everything himself and brought 
everything to pass just as he had predestined it an eternity 
before the world was. All who believe these things will be 
saved and they who doubt or deny will be lost. 
 
     Has this God good sense? 
 
     Not always. He creates his own enemies and plots 
against himself. Nothing lives, except in accordance with 
his will, and yet the devils do not die. 
 
     What is the matter with this God? Well, sometimes he is 
foolish -- sometimes he is cruel and sometimes he is insane. 
 
     Does this God exist? Is there any intelligence back of 
Nature? Is there any being anywhere among the stars who 
pities the suffering children of men? 
 
     We do not know. 
 
     Shall we thank Nature? 
 
     Does Nature care for us more than for leaves, or grass, 
or flies? 
 
     Does Nature know that we exist? We do not know. 
 
     But we do know that Nature is going to murder us all. 
 
     Why should we thank Nature? If we thank God or Nature 
for the sunshine and rain, for health and happiness, whom 
shall we curse for famine and pestilence, for earthquake and 
cyclone -- for disease and death? 
 
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           A Thanksgiving Sermon, by Robert Ingersoll 
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Part II (For American Thanksgiving) Next Month!
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Public prayer -- Don't Stand for it! 
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Once again:  ISSN: 1201-0111 The Nullifidian
Volume I, Number 6:  OCT 1994. 

If you would rather be receiving Lucifer's Echo, then cut &
paste the old masthead from the Echo onto the Nullifidian.
--
nullifidian, n. & a. (Person) having no religious faith or belief. [f.
med. L nullifidius f. L nullus "none" + fides "faith";] / If this is a
humanist topic then I am President of the Humanist Association of Ottawa. 
Greg Erwin. ai815@FreeNet.Carleton.CA