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?e%? ?0r3C4z?ER5
(TeXT FoReCaSTeRS 4 U NoN-/<R4D D0o|>z!)
PRouDLeY PReZ3N?S!
T0P1o wA'z 2 GiT a S?R4iG??? |>00|> To d0 Da NaZ-T WiT CH?!
(c)oPyRoNG 199S! BY(Se%?4L): GoDD [T?F]
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HeY0HoW-D /<-R4D D()0Ds! WoW tHiZ iZ thA (capslock!!!!) K00LeST D00D HeRe!
??-=[ GoDD ]=-??
WiT THa SPeCiAL-ED (HeY 1 WaZ iN SPeC-E|> aT SCHo01!) oF THa K-C00L-AiD
MaGaZYnE C4L'D ?e%? f0R3C4z?ER5 4gIN! DiS iZ Da Se<oNd R3LEaSe aND tHiZ
YeAR'z SPeCiAL-EDiTi0N. heHA k!? yAH! oK HErE iZ dA Co0L3S? TxT e\/eR
CoMMiN' Up! "I LiK iT LiK3 dA?!" - I f0rGit WHo DiS Qu0?e FRo/\/\!? AcK!
oK! UnPHoRTuN8Ly, MoZt oF U kAn'T ReAd /<-R4D sO PHuCKT U aLL aND GiT a
LifE aNd Le4nre 2 TyPe Da GooD SHiT LiK3 mE!!!!!!!
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T0P1o wA'z 2 GiT a S?R8 |>00|> To d0 Da NaZ-T WiT CH?!
-=( 1 ]?? GiT HiM (S?R4iGH? |>00|>) 2 CuM o\/eR! TeLL HiM YoU'rE NoT a
LiF3lEsZ L0oZ3R aN|> YoU'Re HaVn' A /<-/<00L PaR=T! WiT LoTz
oF CHiC/<s! (Wit BiG TiTiES!) AnD TeLL HiM He BeTTeR HuRRy Up
Be-4 DeY GiTT heR3! Den, When He' Gi?z DaR3, U GiVe HiM@ eNuFF
1o() % PR0oPH Bo()z3! AnD d3N! Just Go PuT oN Da MaK3-Up aN'd
Da DrUN/< FuKC3r WoN't KnOW da DIfferENse! PaCK DaT FuDgE!
-=( 2 ]?? D00 Da SaME TinG WiT Da PaR=T SheeIT! BuT INsT34d oV GiT'n iM
hAMm3ReD, HiT iM WiT a HaMM3r! DeN RiD3 Da HurSHeY Hi-WaY!!!
-=( 3 ]?? T3eL iM DaT U 1 dah L0?0 aND WaN? t0 PaY iM $1,000,000 t0 sUk
iM wHaRe DuH sUn DoN'? ShIN3! DeN WhEn YoU'Re ReD-D, U tI3 iM
2 dA BeD s0 He DoN'? bEA? dA LiViN' SHiT OuT o You! iV hE wAz
GoNNa Do ThAt WiT hIS C0Ck, iT'd B FuN, BuT hE's GoNNa WaNNa
KiLL-U! So RuN aWaY To SuCk-4-C0cK 4'No?HeR D'A!
-=( 4 ]?? DiS iZn'? tO GiT a S?r4iGH? Do0d BuT iT's FuN to!, G0 iN'2 yEr
fAv0R1Te GaY-B4R aND StAR'T SiNG'N "R4P3 M3!, R4Pe! M3 M'eye
Fr31nD!" aN' YoU'lL HaV3 A /<-R4D TyME! An' iV yEr' LuCKy!
LiK3 Me DaDDy WaZ, Yoo GeT ThROwN InTO Da StATe PenA10tURy!
aNd GiT 2 DOO TyM3 Dr0pIN'g dA SoAP!!!! "O0P's, Oh yes! yes!"
DiZ 4Ls0 iS D4 qUiK'eS? 4NuS EnL4rG'M3N? AR0uND!!!!!
-=( 5 ]?? TRiCkED iM iN 2 TiNK'n YaR a GiRL'y! (ShOOd't HaVE AnY Tr0Ble
0V'eR Da F0N3 iF U SoUN'd N-E tHInG LieK Me!) AnD TeL'iM YoU
Com'N OvEr f0R A Go0D PHuCK! JuST TeLL iM, H3 CaN D0 aN3TiNG
aNd YoU PLaY A Me3N SKiN FLo0?e! BuT oNLy iF Da LiGHTz R OuT!
-=( 6 ]?? PR33TeND YoU'Re' NeAL anD BoB! aN'D MaKe iT iN YeR Dr34MS!
WaRN1Ng 2 DaH WaNNa"B"GoDD! : THiZ MaK3S a MeZS oV yEr ShEE3Tz!
-=( 7 ]?? DeR iZ N0 NuMer0 SePT! (EnGLiSH: ThErE iZ N0 NuMBeR SeV3N!!!)
s0 dAt M43ANs D4? U MuST hAB dA Wr0Ng NuMbA anD iT AiN? LuCKy!
wE'LL aTl34s? U w0N't GeT lUCkY WiT NuMBa SeV3N!!!! s0 TrY
aNoTHeR /<-R4D Nu?\\Ba!!!!!! aNd HaB YeR <0NdoMs ReD-D!!!!!
-=( 8 ]?? DiS 1 iZ PR0BaBlY Da HaRDeST, (LiE/< My FRuI?Y FL00Ty!) OnE oV
DeM 4LL!!!!!! WHaT YoU HaV'2 d0 iZ LeVe' Im a MeSS4gE oN iZ VMB
(All /<-C00L S?R4iGH? d00D's HaV3 dA V0lC3 M4L3 B0%35!!!!!)
AnD Da MeSSaGe MuST CoNT'aiN PoS?-PR3/HypN0Ti< SuGGesTi0Nz tA
CaLL u FoR Da RiD3 oV HiS LiPHe! TeLL iM YaR NamMe iZ SteVe ANd
He'll SoAk iZ pAnTz iN DaH CrOTCH ArE4 WiT CuM! He' ThInk's YeR
a GiRl By tHe S0uND of YeR V01c3, s0 aS So0N'a y0u GiT dEr, PuT
YeR LiPz 4R0UNd iZ P3NiZ anD M4Ke Im eNjOy' iT aZ MuCH aS U D0!
-=( 9 ]?? GiT YaR HaND's 0N a iSSuE oV tHaT MaGiZyNE 4LL uZ /<-R4D Do0Dz
|)iSpIZe aN|> H4?3!!!! "PlAyBoy!", and GiT a U-HUH GlU StiCK!
GlU dA DiSGuSTinG PiCKTureS tO yA anD He "MigHT;' MiSTaKE yOU
F0R a HoT-BuStY cHIck LieK dA uuGly 976 Wh0rEz! (ew!) bUt HeY!
iV iT GiTS YoU S0M3, DaN it's WoRTH iT! YoU CaN Re4D YaR OwN
PlAyGiRLs MaGiZYne'Z AfTeR Ya Do DuH N4Z?Y wIt Da S?R8 Do0D!
-=(10 ]?? iV U R r34d'N DiZ S?iLL, U R mUsT HaB a BiG HaRD Dic/<!, so
t4kE 5 2 sP4nK iT (GoD (Da OtHeR 1!) NoEs i HaV3 l0Ts 0v TiM3S
wHiLE RiGHT'N DiZ K-RAD/Co0L-eLiT3-PhAth3rPhUCk'n-Te%?-FilE!!)
r3AL G0oD aN'D CuM Re4L HaR|> 0N yeR KeYBoARd fEr m3!!! 0Oh yeS!
0 WoW! ... dAt wAZ FuNN!! oK NoW tHe LaZT WaY tO GiT a STr4iGHT
D0oD's C0Ck In' YoU'r3 Azz and Mouth (In' DaT OrDeR iZ BeST!!!)
U haV 2 KiDnApp HiS SiSteR aND FaMiL33! AnD LoCK eM' iN ummm,
dA CloS3? oR B4THr00M oR oTher RooM!.. and teLL iM, dAt if hE
d0N't d0 y0u RiGhT, y0U'lL KiLL deM 0N3 Bi 1 UntIL hE doES!!!
MaKe' SuRe YoU d0n't d0 DiZ UnL3sz YoU' l00K lIEk daT dood ...
aRN01D SwARtzNIggER! CuZ WhEn'S I tRI'ed it, DeY AlL BeaT mE
uP cUz I l00K lieK aRNoLD dA gUy (oH dAt SeXy B0D!) oN Da TV
ShOW Ca1L'd Da WoNDeR YeARz! BuTT Da'Ts oK, cUZ StR8 GuI's
ArN'? Az Mu<H PhUNN iN dA SaC, aN'd dOn'T eN-JoY LiCK'n
SaC liKe aLL mY /<=RaD MeMb3Rs of ?3%? f0r3<45?3eS!!!!!
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MoZT 0V DeeZ WeRk GR8! I uSe DeM 41l DuH TyM3! N-E WaYS! Re3MeMB'R D0oDz!
"If Se% iZ a PaiN iN D'a aZZ, YeR Do0'n iT rI?3!" -GoDD [T?F]
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If U hAV NE Go0D GAY! GiF oR JPG filez, PLeAZE!!!! UPl04D eM tO dA TF WHQ!!!
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