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teXt ForCastors Issue Singular
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Tf- Text Forcastors
"Your Bark was Loud but ya Bite wudn't vicous"
-Snoop Doggy Doggy
"Kurt Rules"
-Some dude at the music awards
How to hack yer ass out of your own shoes
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This will only work on 1994 Con's, With the React juice!
.... if you thought that this was gonna be real your lame.!
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teXt ForCastors Presents....
TopTen Reasons NOT to call a PD BBS
10.Fuck its PD
9.Definetly no one to relate to
8.The Pussy's Are always cold!
7.The Sysop actually thinks she' in control
6. HAS 5 CD-Rom PD CD's!
5.Welp i'm sure 10 was right
4.it Smells like Butt-Crack
3.your seriously tired of people filling there messages with "huhuhuh that
would be cool, huhuhuhuhuh"
2.The Coolest Dude on there still has his real info in there!
1.The number reads 426-5723 (iam-krad)
Now on the brighter side ....
How to become a millionaire with ease!
1) write an idea for show!
(basically go for the black sitcom.... there popular these dayz)
2) goto fox!
(desperation demands you get a chance)
3) get you show on running againt saturday night live
(read the bottom of 2 bahahahahahahaha)
instant cash!!!!!
Now for something cool
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WaLkIn FeDs!
Your BasiK FedS are allowed to chase down the bbsz in the area to keep
the eleet heads off the scene.Cover Your ass. this is how to protect your bbs
from any charges that maybe forced on said bbs' staff.First thing is make
one of your application questions ... this and this exactly
"Are you in anyway connected to Law Enforcment,Federal Agencies or Private
invs. services, parties. that legel binds em in court.... if they lie about
and make sure that its known that liarsw of info have no right to anything
to do with the bbs. then if it gets to court if their right to any info
obtained is null/void. also Make a bulletin which expresses that if a user(s)
reads this and does not send email saying they disagree to it then they are
considered in agreement. and in the bulletin state "That at logon without
disagreeing a user forfeits his right to tell,explain, devulge any information
about the bbs of any nature to local,federal,private law enforcing or
investigation agencies,parties or servicies. Now! big thing is.
Lets say a fed comes on ... dont delete em .... dont worry. They're are some
walkin fedz .... let em on ... at your shareware access.
email them saying account is only good for 1 week do to the nature of this
PRIVATE BBs. always include that your a priavte and not public bbs so you can
reserve the right to rake and grant access levels and sort from and to users.
NeXt is alwayz have a good copy of what the hell is going on out there fed
wise... once and while someone will upload to the other bbs in the area or
maybe yourz the list of fedz they know of .... hold on to each update.
Also ... you can do as i did and have this notized by JD&F Law Associates for
20 bucks.... your bulletin and shit, it rulez, then your toally covered
becuase its a binding contract and not just a Verbal type Agreement.
Thankz for the time ....
and Dont FaLL
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