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[ Mind Warp - Volume #6, Issue #04, File #84 ]
[ Warp, Mind - by Mustaine ]
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Warp, Mind
[mustaine]
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.. as defined by Random House of Useless Knowledge College ..
WARP!, MIND : A) a state of emotion, usually evoked after reading articles
of utter blatent talent, wherin the mind is elevated to a
level of being far past the usual bounds of normality
B) that funky-fresh feeling inside when you read how bad
Mustaine dissed your sorry ass in his editorial
C) the state of oneness found when realizing that god is
real, god has a cute butt, god digs Smurfs, and his name
is Mustaine!
D) the feeling of utter elation found throughout your body
when you realize just how luck you are NOT to live in
Texas.
E) that relly cool side effect that one gets from using way
too much X-men chapstick
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