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[ Mind Warp - Volume #5, Issue #07, File #078 ]
[ "Misc. Love Poems" by Mustaine ]
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Misc. Love Poems
[mustaine]
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Numero Uno ( I hate Spanish )
Spring is coming
and so are the flowers.
You look very beautiful,
in and OUT of showers.
PMS sucks,
but it goes away.
I will still love ya,
and..I'm here to stay.
Have a great day,
I hope you can read this handwritin'
Maybe if you feel OK,
we can go moonlightin'
Copyright (c) Mustaine 1996
Number Two (English rules)
Articles
not enough
writers
damn it
Showers
not enough
time
damn it
Toothpaste
not enough
flavors
damn it
Flowers
not enough
money
damn it
Colors
not enough
crayons
damn it
Lovers
not enough
whoopie
damn it
it's TIME WRITERS had different FLAVORS for their CRAYONS
then maybe they would have TIME to make WHOOPIE
or maybe they would have some MONEY with different COLORS
damn it
Copyright (c) Mustaine 1996
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