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[ Mind Warp - Volume #3, Issue #7, File #048 ]
[ "Music Review #6" by Mustaine ]
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Mustaine's Music Review #6
[Mustaine]
Mustaine's Music Scale
(de-k-rad'd from demand)
0) Sucks!!!
1) Bites!!!
2) Eww!!!
3) Crap!!!
4) Blah, Blah...
5) Not half bad, but crap..
6) Gettin' there...
7) Kewl..sorta
8) Yo! I can dig this stuff!
9) Woo! Play some more...
10) Incredibly Spiffy!
Hey folks, before I begin, I would like to point something really
nasty out. If you remember back to Music Review #5, I noted that on the
Clerks soundtrack there was a really spiffy Alice in Chains song...WELL!
It turns out that song was already released (and I should have known this
cuz I have the album it originally came out on) on the second EP they did
called SAP. BUY SAP, and forget the Clerks... Now, back to your regularly
scheduled music review!
Band #1
Name : Megadeth
Album : Killing is my Business... and Business is Good!
Info. : Wow. I *think* this was Megadeth's very first release into the
music community immediatly following Dave Mustaine's little
incident with Metallica. (He got kicked out.) It's nothing
special, unless you like old 80's HEAVY metal, but I really dig
Megadeth, and I would highly recommend this one. The most notable
aspects of this album are the spiffy sound effects that pop up
before almost each song. k-spiff.
1) Last Rites/ Loved to Death (9)
2) Killing is my Business... and
Business is Good! (10)
3) Skull Beneath the Skin (8)
4) These Boots (8)
5) Rattlehead (9)
6) Chosen Ones (6)
7) Looking Down the Cross (9)
8) Mechanix (9)
Band #2
Name : Megadeth
Album : Peace Sells... But Who's Buying?
Info. : Yes! I can almost remember the first time I sat in my home, late
Saturday night, watching Ricky Rackmann, when there was still a
Headbanger's Ball...and LOVING the Peace Sells video.. This is
another k-spiff release from Megadeth...and it has two REALLY
cool songs. Peace Sells...and Good Mouring/Black Friday. Gotta
love it...(or I will KILL you.)
1) Wake Up Dead (9)
2) The Conjuring (9)
3) Peace Sells (11) *YES!*
4) Devils Island (9)
5) Good Mouring/Black Friday (11) *YES!*
6) Bad Omen (7)
7) I Ain't Superstitous (9)
8) My Last Words (9)
Band #3
Name : Megadeth
Album : so far, so good...so what!
Info. : (Woo^100) X (k-spiff+radical) / 4
Yes folks, I have decided to do sort of a Megadeth theme this
release...and I will NOW be telling you about this album. Really
cool cover art on this Cd, it's the Megadeth Skull Guy dresses up
in army fatigues...YEAH! The music rocks too. They do a cool
cover of Anarchy in the UK, and they have a spiffy little
instrumental as well. BUY THIS ONE.
1) Into the Lungs of Hell (10) *Instrumental*
2) Set the World Afire (10)
3) Anarchy in the UK (10)
4) Mary Jane (9)
5) 502 (9)
6) In my Darkest Hour (10)
7) Liar (10)
8) Hook In Mouth (9)
Betcha thought I was gonna do some more Megadeth didn't you??? Well
folks, if I ever decide to write some more Megadeth Info...I promise to
cover Rust In Peace, Countdown to Extinction, and YouthanAsia.
For now, I am going to go sulk cause I am massivly in lust/love with
two wonderfull ladies at my school...and unfortunately I am not getting ANY
play :)
Greets : Raven, Essex (schmuck), Danny & Meg Q., Pornlo, and alt.gymkana!
Thanks : to the GNN, for mentioning us!!! in uXu 244...
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