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O F F I C I A L F A N C L U B
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mindcrime's web page: http://www.exit109.com/~mike
mindcrime's blade web page: http://www.exit109.com/~mike/blade
mindcrime's 'zine web page: http://www.exit109.com/~mike/deviate
mindcrime's business web page: http://www.exit109.com/~mike/surreal
mindcrime's email address: mike@exit109.com
mindcrime's usual hangout's: #ansi, #blade.
the mindcrime fan club(tm) web page: (under kornstruction)
mindcrime's bbs: alderaan 908.244.8780
offical fan club hangout: alderaan 908.224.8780
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s0uprdu0dul-b0y -- head editor and founder / president of mcofc.
j0hnie t dr4w -- writing staff head / spy and master of disguise.
mindcrime -- head person to be boggled over and dreamed about.
altwon fifteefyve -- makes sense.
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[su0prdu0dul-b0y]
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| article by: su0prdu0dul-b0y |
| title: duh, i'm back. |
| contents: |
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| in all this wind i can barely speak. oh well. i'm trying to stand |
| strong against nature. i lost my girlfriend. oh well i'm back. |
| i got my gear again, i almost lost my cape and 'D' shirt. (i left em |
| at duh h0ez house) anyway. we've gotten 2 e-mails from MINDCRIME, |
| in response to our search. we're worried sick that we maybe being held |
| captive in a small town in fuji. where ever that is. we have j0hnie |
| t dr4w su0prspie on that mission, locating fuji. j0hnie sent his pic |
| for this issue however he hadn't the time to write an update discussing | |
| what he had done in his journey's but, he will next issue. altwon |
| fifteefyve was captured as reported last issue for some illegal actions. |
| however he's out and we gotten em back. good old maker of sense altown |
| fifteefyve, one of these days we'll get our interview. and one day |
| i'll finish "dumb ansi.sys" |
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/' \ [j0hnie t dr4w]
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||| |--) <-- j0hnie t dr4w
"\ \\ | * undercover as a
\| | | person a nude beach
|| | | reading a book *
/\ /\ //_))_|(in search of MINDCRIME)
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| article by: j0hnie t dr4w |
| title: my letter home, while undercover. |
| contents: |
| dear boss, |
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| here are some picstures for the issue. i couldn't get to a full article |
| someone has told me MINDCRIME, hates beaches so i am heading for the |
| road again, onward to fuji! |
| love, |
| j0hnie |
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[altwon fifteefyve]
/// (kawt 0n k4ndid kamer4 sm4sh1ng c0urts ev1d3nc3!#)
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hammer --> c?. `_/""\
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| article by: altwon fifteefyve |
| title: duh big trial. |
| contents: |
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| (transcripts) |
| judge: did you do this mister fifteefyve? |
| altwon: the sky is mostly blue, your honor. |
| judge: did you commit the crimes at hand? |
| altwon: the clouds are white and when it rains they're grey or dirty |
| white looking. rains comes down from the sky. |
| judge: ok. DID YOU SEND AGENT ALMEN A PICTURE OF A FIVE YEAR OLD |
| BEING SCREWED ANALLY BY A RHINO? -- DID YOU!? |
| altwon: it hits me on the noodle and wents my hair. i like to hold my |
| hammer. when my hair is wet i sniffle a lot. |
| judge: mister fifteefyve! did you commit the crimes against you!#? |
| altwon: again, the sky is mostly blue. |
| judge: i will ask you once again and for the final time, did you commit |
| the crimes at hand, ANSWER OR YOU'LL BE HELD IN CONTEMPT. |
| altwon: i have nothing but contempt for your court. i am a hacker, |
| and this is my manifesto. you can stop this indivual but you |
| can't stop us all... after all, we're all alike. |
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| From mike@exit109.comMon Jul 8 15:49:24 1996 |
| Date: Mon, 8 Jul 1996 04:14:47 -0400 (EDT) |
| From: Michael Melli <mike@exit109.com> |
| To: su0p@mcfanclub.org |
| Subject: www.fuji.com |
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| Hello, |
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| We are from the Fuji Mountian Answering Service, and we wish to inform |
| you that Mindcrime is not available right now. He is sunning himself on |
| the snowy peaks. We'll leave a message. |
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| FMAS |
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