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O F F I C I A L F A N C L U B
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mindcrime's web page: http://www.exit109.com/~mike
mindcrime's blade web page: http://www.exit109.com/~mike/blade
mindcrime's 'zine web page: http://www.exit109.com/~mike/deviate
mindcrime's business web page: http://www.exit109.com/~mike/surreal
mindcrime's email address: mike@exit109.com
mindcrime's usual hangout's: #ansi, #blade.
the mindcrime fan club(tm) web page: (under kornstruction)
mindcrime's bbs: alderaan 908.244.8780
offical fan club hangout: alderaan 908.224.8780
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s0uprdu0dul-b0y -- head editor and founder / president of mcofc.
j0hnie t dr4w -- writing staff head / spy and master of disguise.
mindcrime -- head person to be boggled over and dreamed about.
altwon fifteefyve -- makes sense.
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| article by: s0uprdu0dul-b0y |
| title: mc of c -- update #1 |
| contents: |
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| i would of like to have continued my "dumb ansi.sys!" as pre-planned |
| for this issue but unforseen events have swayed me the opposite. as |
| you can tell by this issue's portrait i very much am hetrosexual |
| despite the doodleboy stereo-type of us all being fags. and that is |
| the purpose for bringing you an update. it was so said by our lord |
| and messiah, MINDCRIME, that, girls should not be placed higher then |
| computer affairs. however, a young prophet, a wise young lad, named |
| lucifer^ganja defied this law at the ritual of bladefest, and it turned |
| positive for him, i beg our lord, god, and savior, MINDCRIME, for the |
| the same. in the mean time however i am relinquishing editorship to |
| j0hnie. good luck j0hnie. also we're hot on the trail of MINDCRIME |
| we may have an interview with him coming soon. |
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(--) | -- notice my new gear. a crown and a septur. 'cuz baby
\\/||\//| now i'm the king! lach on to 'diz s0upr du0d, b4
|vv| | your just another number lay-deez. my cock awaits.
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| article by: j0hnie t dr4w (acting editor) |
| title: m0re upd4tez |
| contents: |
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| as gnu editr i reqwezt all sex. but who cares, about that, i got a |
| MINDCRIME UPDATE. a member of blade productions who for purposes of |
| anomonity we'll call DICKHEAD let us in on the fact that our beloved, |
| MINDCRIME, was vacationing on the island of fuji. after several checks |
| with "archie" (see between your ass crack, chapter titled "asshole") |
| and through lynx to http://www.yahoo.com searching for both MINDCRIME & |
| fuji, i determined it was not an island but a mountain. and that some- |
| how we had been driven to an ill direction. of course no one will |
| notice for several more issues but it as i, who made it look as tho, our |
| god, MINDCRIME, was leaving 'zines for doodle at all. not him! alas, |
| the staff here is too dumb to realize, present company not excluded. |
| however, lets move on. our good friend altwon fifteefyve was arrested |
| by the FBI for having transfered illegal data from one system to another.|
| better known as kiddie-bestaility-sodomy-porn. he still was making sense|
| for me. oh well. maybe they're keyboards are broken. anyway. this |
| issue is illing severely. -- we need windows! -- where is our savior? |
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