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? ? Mighty Issue #11 ? ?
??????????? illicit "Propaganda and Shit" ???????????
??????????? Liquid By James Hetfield ???????????
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A Reply To Propaganda -- Why It Sux My Cock.
1. The Name - Propaganda Unlimited? Come on. Cant we get a
Little more WaCky than that? This is a Text file
group, for gods' sake. It's almost as bad as some of
the names of BBS's Nex has thought up....
2. Volume/Issue System - STUPID! Like you'll ever get through
Volume 1. Get real. Lame lame lame. Especially since
You get files named "PU0101.txt". Which is really lame.
I mean, you can't get much more lame that Stupid amounts
Of Volumes and issues...
"Hey, Nex, you got Volume 42 Issue 20?"
"No, I got Volume 20 Issue 42 though!"
Stupid. Real Stupid. If It Just went by Issue
Numbers, life would be nice and simple and happy, like
it was always supposed to be.
3. The Opening Coverish-Type Thing - Sux. anyone can do
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See? I just did it Now. Pathedic. You know what the
problem is? how the hell do you draw a symbol for
a "Propaganda Unlimited"? it's pretty hard. Another
reason the name is stupid.
4. The Table Of Contents - Ok, Can't yell too much about that
5. The Staff - Only Two People Have Written Files! Yet you
The Staff is in Double Digits?!?! Let's Get a little
Real Here. First off, If You Ever Get Avocado to write
A PU File, I'll personally Castrate you all, I have been
trying to get her to write for over a year now damnit...
And KING TRENT? YOU HAVE A CONVICT IN YOUR STAFF!!!
6. Transition Lines - More of this "====" Bullshit. Come on.
Even DOS Edit <The OFFICIAL Editor of MiLK> can do
better than that shit.
7. The Intro - You DARED to bash Obloid. But Even that isn't
what annoys me the Most. you fucking DARE to make up
a FAKE BLaH File, of the Number 42!!!!! 42 is THE MOST
Important BLaH File EVER WRITTEN, The Field Guide To
Lampreys!! BLASPHEMERS! If I were Dante, I'd put YOU
in Satan's Mouth Midget Caesar, And Throw Brutus and
Cassius up in Heaven where they belong! (Sorry Bhuufu,
I know you're a little young to be hearing this kind of
stuff, but damnit, your human is becoming quite a wanker
as of late.) And There's More! You Use the Phrase
"Peace, Love and Mangos"! THAT'S Brainwashing! That's
Like the President saying "God Be with you all" or
whatever the line is he says after one of his
speeches... that Line right there IS Propaganda, and
bullshit Propaganda at that.
8. Letter From The Editor - Connie, You Butt-Flairing Faggot,
Of all people YOU Should Know that you wouldn't Ask
Chessman about "Conformity Is Like Cheese", You'd Ask
The Baron. It was his Only BLaH file.
9. Let's Meat The Caesars - Oh, Come On. Total MaDCaP Ripoff
there, Especially Sad since Midget Caesar says he hates
MaDCaP stuff. The actual file isn't that amusing,
either.
10. Fear And Loathing in Cyberspace Part 1 - Ok, this really
bites the big one right here. Let's take a very well
written BLaH file, edit it, and make it "fit the times"?
Simply disgusting. It's almost as if you have a lack of
Ideas going around in that head, Connie.
11. Moving Between Places Part 1 - Not anything to orgasm over,
but at least it's original
12. Phreaking with DDTS - Would have been funny if they let
Tracy write it.
13. Lunchtime in Dystropia Part 1 - Does EVERYTHING have to be
Part of a Series? It's evident the Dominant Writer of
this mag is a Comic collector. Well, This Story is a
Sad example of a Combination of trying to be like
Douglass Adams and Oregano at the same time.
14. Coming Soon - Everyone knows it's spelled WaCkyNeSS
15. Distribution - More of this ==== Bullshit
And... Most Important of All...
16. WHERE THE FUCK IS SAFE-T-NUTZ?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!
All in All, Propaganda Unlimited is a DISASTER. And Until The
Potential Energy is Converted into Kinetic Energy, It will
probably stay this way. If I Had to draw a Chart Of The
Progression of Tfile Groups...
Za/\/
/ \
MaDCaP BLaH
\ / \
MiLK (100 other Tfile groups to speak of)
\
Propaganda Unlimited
And... MiLK is Still Alive. So... We're More Divinely Inspired.
Which Makes Us Better.
When We Type We Capitalize Every Word, Making Us Yet Better.
AND... MOST IMPORTANT...
We Actually Use SaFe-T-NuTz.
The LaME-0-MeTeR v2.51?eta (Please Ask your Tfile Editor to Register This
Version of the LaME-0-MeTeR!)
Propaganda Unlimited
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Key -
0 - BLaH
1 - Cult Of The Dead Cow
2 - MaDCaP
3 - MiLK
4 - The Church of Hemp
5 - ObloidiZm
6 - PuD files
7 - Documentation
8 - 3l1t3 wAr3z crack docs
9 - Anarchy Files
10 - Modem Master's Prank Text Files
??????????????????????????????[MiLK] Information?????????????????????????????
[MiLK] Sights - The Obloid Sphere (708)965-3098
[MiLK] Member Listing - James Hetfield
Nyarlathotep
Epic
Plaid Wilderbeast
[MiLK] Issue Number - 11
[MiLK] Issue Size - 6714 Bytes
[MiLK] Date of Production: 1/25/93
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