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                         |#depressed - The Takeover|
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             Special Thanks to "m" for his sharp wit and clever 
                             take-over technique.

                     
        What could be more depressing than having your channel taken over?  
We decided to find out.  In order to get the best results, we chose 
#depressed as our target.  Here is what they had to say...



	
** Topic for #depressed: If you will be attending SummerCOn 95 


        in Atlanta msg [GoD]

	
** Users on #depressed: DeMoNiKa havok kemo @dirthole m alien @Blues Misery


    SexyLilDv @madrigal @robs @Speedmst @Kay @BioHazard reznor 
<m> my life is falling apart at the seems.
<m> No one loves me.
<m> i'm here all alone and in my pathetic life.
<m> I can't even get ops on an irc channel.  i'm so pathetic.  i hate myself.

	
** Mode change "+o m" on channel #depressed by madrigal

	
** Mode change "-o-o-o dirthole Blues madrigal" on channel #depressed by m

	
** Mode change "-o-o-o robs Speedmst Kay" on channel #depressed by m

	
** Mode change "-o BioHazard" on channel #depressed by m


<madrigal> that's what i figured he'd do.
<m> I love you guys!
<BioHazard> you asshole!
<robs> fuck!!!!
<robs> just wait...what goes around... 

	
BioHazard ShOuTS: To kick m, /msg BioHazard k

	
BioHazard ShOuTS: To kick/ban m, /msg BioHazard bk

	
BioHazard ShOuTS: To leave m alone, /msg BioHazard s


<Spanky> hi demonika

	
** Mode change "+o DeMoNiKa" on channel #depressed by m


<madrigal> DJiNN ?!?!? HAHHAA! That's a script?!?!?!
<m> teehee.
<Beckster> KICK HIM!!!! he's an ass!!!
<m> no, it's not.
<m> I'm not an ass.
<m> I love you.
<Dulcinea> your a jerk
<m> madrigal tried to hurt me.
<Beckster> so u take it out on the rest of us?! u r an ass!
<Dulcinea> You're lower than a slug, m ...

	
** Mode change "+b madrigal *!*@eagle.ais.net" on channel #depressed by m

	
** madrigal has been kicked off channel #depressed by m ( do not try to hurt


me.   i didn't hurt you. )
<m> I love you guys.
<m> no way!
<m> I would never hurt the ones I love.
<Beckster> then reop us, dammit!
<m> you are my sole reason for living.
<m> i told you before that ops are my feeling of power.
<Dulcinea> Let's create another room and let the weenie have his fun all
           alone
<m>  *madrigal* it is the very end for you.
<m> he is so mean
<m>  *madrigal* unban me or suffer it worse.
<DeMoNiKa> She said "weenie"
<m> he does not love me.
<m> i love him still.
<m> he is mean, but i love him.
<m> I love all of you in this channel more than life itself.
<Dulcinea> making #Depressed2
<m> n01@#
<m> I love you guys!
<m> don't leave me
<Dulcinea> See ya m ... you dork              
<Dulcinea> ciao .
<m> you are still welcome to have discussion.
<m0rph^_> hello

	
Dulcinea has left channel #Depressed


<m> there's no stopping of depressed discussion.
<m> hey seedtime
<seedtime> hiya m how a bout ops?
<m> seed: i don't know how much i love you yet.
<m0rph^_> can I have 4 ops?
*m* people are funny.
<seedtime> why?
<m> hey gaucho.
<m> do you love life?!             
<gaucho> hey m 
<seedtime> I want to kick dirthole              
<gaucho> ?
<m> YOU BETTER FUCKIN' LOVE LIFE TO BE IN THIS GODDAMN CHANNEL.
<gaucho> sure
<m> dirthole is wonderful.
<m> EYE LOVE LIFE BETTER THAN ANYONE ELSE@!#!@#
<m> madrigal is is on #zines.  teehee.
<m> all the good people must stay pure.
<Kaitee> hmmm..
<m> madrigal is proclaiming me a lamer on #zines
<seedtime> well I thought i was pure
<m> i love life.
<m> do you love life, plae?
<pale> life!
<pale> i LOVE life
<pale> i drOoL over life!
<pale> gimme life
<m0rph^_> I lub life
<DeMoNiKa> Life is b00tiFuL
<CEE> BekSTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hi !! hon..
<pale> you know what guys?
<Beckster> CEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
<pale> i dont like people calls CEE
<m> hey precious
<pale> so

	
** CEE has been kicked off channel #depressed by pale ( bye )     


<m> life is like a daisy or rose
<Beckster> re bluie!
<Kaitee> what assholes

	
** Azathoth has left channel #depressed

	
** Dulcinea (dukuck@199.183.203.93) has joined channel #Depressed


<pale> i dont like people called kaitee either!       
<Beckster> come to depressed2
<CEE> BLUES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Honey !!!!!!!

	
** Mode change "+b Kaitee *!*aite@*.mcs.com" on channel #depressed by pale


<Blues> huh!
<m> madigral is very mad at me.
<pale> cee - you are making me angry
<pale> m - arent we all mad?
<Blues> Becky my honey bunny
<Beckster> wonder y, asshole!
<Dulcinea> I made Depressed2 and Beckster is there ... anyone care to join
<Blues> CEE!
<m> ahaha
<pale> i need to work on my soccer game
<Blues> what happened here?

	
** Blues has been kicked off channel #depressed by pale ( bam! goal$^*)@ )


<m> this is where REAL conversations happen.. not a lam-0 ddepressed2
<pale> score for pale!
<m> pale - don't kick so much.
<pale> m - ah comon
<m> pale: be nice
<pale> m - ok. i fear you.
<m> pale - i want people  to love me.                   
<m> i love you guys.
<llg> you all suc
<m0rph^_> naughty naughty
<m> people with ops are diseases with greed.
<DeMoNiKa> :)

	
** BioHazard has been kicked off channel #depressed by m0rph^_ (_angstful


    kick_)
<m> hahaha
<m> madrigal tried to bomb me.

	
** ladiesman (kohman@ix-bal1-15.ix.netcom.com) has joined channel


    #depressed
<DeMoNiKa> Ladies man w/ the n3tcr00z3r!@#@#
<ladiesman> Hey demonika
<ladiesman> Ladiesman in a very good mood
<ladiesman> Roses for all the ladies and high fives to all the guys
<ProzaK> re
<m> THIS IS NOT A TAKEOVER.
<m> THIS IS AN EXPRESSION OF MY LOVE.

[When threats to our hero "m" bear no fruit, madrigal, class one lamer,
resorts to begging.]

<madrigal> m: No it's not a takeover! You just deopped everyone!
<madrigal> m: and brought in your friends!
<madrigal> m: Please!
<m> madi: ALL OPS ARE GREEDY AND EVIL.  I LOVE YOU ALL NOW BECASUE YOU ARE
    PURE AND NOT GREEDY.
<m> I AM EVIL.
<m> I LOVE YOU
<freakgrl> well.. this is as fun as rubbing sandpaper on your private
          parts..and i should know....

[Ahem..  One wonders where freakgrl picked up such loathesome habits]

<madrigal> m: see professional help. Power Monger!
<m> YOU DONUT DESERVE MY LOVE, BUT I STILL LOVE.
<m0rph^_> Me T0o!@!#!@#!@
<seedtime>  m=mental problem
<m> THANK YOU FOR THE LOVE.
<m> I HAVE BEEN IN NO THERAPY, SEE HOW INTELLIGENT I AM?
<m-freeze> <STATIC> REPEAT!  THIS IS NOT A TAKEOVER.  WE ARE JUST
           SHOWING OUR LOVE TO YOU! <STATIC>

	
** m_freeze has been kicked off channel #depressed by m (only i am allowed to


    say that (i still love you).)
<m> EYE THINK I WILL PAY #DEPRESSED2 A VIZIT T00.

[At this point, we have our hero "m" attempting to enter the newer
channel, #depressed2.  Here is his his *own personal log* of his adventure.]

<m> ALL THE ELITE PEOPLE ARE HERE.
<m> METHOS YOU TRIED TO HURT ME.
<m> THAT WAS NOT NICE.
<Beckster> Ha m_freeze, so you think yourself my equal...hmmm...
<Beckster> But I have something I must tell you...
<Beckster> You see m_freeze, I am not left handed either.

	
** m_freeze has been kicked off channel #depressed2 by Beckster (| PhoEniX |)


<m> YOU D0NUT L0VE ME?!
<m> I LOVE YOU BECKSTER.
<m> YOU HURT MY FEELINGS.
<Blues> stop it M
* Beckster wonders how well m would work as a conductor.
* Beckster ties m to the base of a lightning rod.
* Beckster is pleased as a storm starts brewing and lightning 
        strikes the rod.
* Beckster takes notes as m 's nervous system becomes a superconductor.

	
** You have been kicked off channel #depressed2 by Beckster (Fo)


<m> EYE NWO.

[Our hero, "m", fights back]

D/J] Flashed Beckster (rebeccab@grove.ufl.edu)

	
** Topic for #depressed2: Join in the kill M game!

	
** Users on #Depressed2: m m_freeze madrigal @Beckster @Blues @SexyLilDv 


<m> EYE NWO.
D/J] ABNORMAL MSG DETECTED. Ignoring [methos]?p3Q for 0 minutes.
<m> [METHOS] TRIED TO HURT MME AGAIN.
* Beckster dumps a can of gasoline on m
* Beckster lights a match and tosses it.
* Beckster laughs as m turns squirms and smokes to a blackened crisp.

	
** You have been kicked off channel #depressed2 by Beckster (| PhoEniX |)



[Again, "m" must prove his love...]

[D/J] Flashed Beckster (rebeccab@grove.ufl.edu)
<m> DON'T YOU  LOVE ME@?#!
<Blues> may I have ur sex?
<madrigal> op me. I can get rid of him.

	
** Mode change +o "madrigal" on channel #Depressed2 by Beckster


<m> h0h0.
<m> I'M IN TrOBULE N0W
[D/J] BAN ON YOU DETECTED. By: madrigal

	
** Mode change "+b m *!*@grace-fddi.isc.rit.edu" on channel #Depressed2 


                        by madrigal

	
** You have been kicked off channel #depressed2 by madrigal 


        ( we don't love you. )
[D/J] Flashed madrigal (skippy@eagle.ais.net)

	
** #depressed2 Sorry, cannot join channel. (Banned from channel)



        Here, our hero's saga ends.. 



                        the m1ghty m0g3l  -  takeover
                        d3m0nik4          -  narration
                        d1s0rd3r          -  at work