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C | | | | | | | | < | T | | | | | | | \ \______ | R | | | | | | | \______ \ | #4 O | | | | | | | \ \ | Z | | | | | | _ | _ > | | I | ______| |______ | | \________/ \ | / \_____/ | | N | \________________\ | \_____________/ | \__________/ | E | Information | Communication | Supply | ====+========================+=====================+=================+========== Information Communication Supply 04/20/93 Vol.1:Issue.4 Email To: ORG_ZINE@WSC.COLORADO.EDU E D I T O R S: Local Alias: Email: ICS Positions: Daniel Frederick N/A N/A Corrections, Role Playing Russell Hutchison -BurnouT STU524636420 Subscriptions, Editor Benjamin Price -Beelzebub/B'bub STU406889075 Submissions, Final Opinion, Letters Section Luke Miller -Aminohead/DUB STU521532642 Subscriptions, Role Playing Donald Sanders -Zorro ORG_ZINE Contributor George Sibley -MACFAC FAC_SIBLEY Faculty Supervisor Matthew Thyer -O O T L O STU523086351 Chief Editor Deva Winblood -Metal Master ADP_DEVA Technical Director,WorldNet Tour Guide, Tales of The Unknown, Critical Editor _____________________________________________________________________________ / \ | ICS is an Electrozine distributed by students of Western State | | College in Gunnison, Colorado. We are here to gather information about | | topics that are important to us all as human beings. If you would like | | to send in a submission please type it into an ASCII format and mail it | | to us. We operate on the assumption that if you mail us something you | | want it to be published. We will do our best to make sure it is | | distributed and will always inform you when or if it is used. | | See the end of this issue for submission information. | \_____________________________________________________________________________/ REDISTRIBUTION: If any part of this issue is copied or used elsewhere you must give credit to the author and indicate that the information came from ICS Electrozine ORG_ZINE@WSC.COLORADO.EDU. BACK ISSUES: Back issues can be FTPed from UGLYMOUSE.CSS.ITD.UMICH.EDU in the directory /pub/Zines/ICS. (check /pub/Politics/ICS also) DISCLAIMER: The views represented herein do not necessarily represent the views of the editors of ICS. Contributors to ICS assume all responsibilities for ensuring that articles/submissions are not violating copyright laws and protections. |\__________________________________________________/| | \ / | | \ T A B L E O F C O N T E N T S / | | / \ | | /________________________________________________\ | |/ \| | Included in the table of contents you will see some| | generic symbols to help you in making your | | decisions on whether an article is something that | | may use ideas, and/or language that could be | | offensive to some. S = Sexual Content | | AL = Adult Language V = Violence O = Opinions | |____________________________________________________| I. FIRST OPINION: SEASONS CHANGE: The Past and Future of ICS. By Deva Winblood. This will answer some questions and also inform our readers of some activities and plans for the future of ICS. II. CHALLENGE/INVITATION: For Creative And/Or Institutional Thinkers. By George Sibley. III. WORLDNET TOUR GUIDE: Obtaining Free Electronic Music. By Deva Winblood. Talks about MODs, where they can be found, what you need to play them, and who writes them. IV. TALES OF THE UNKNOWN #4: By George Sibley. No one ever thought a calendar could be so mystical. V. MY GOD, WHY HATH THOU FORSAKEN ME?: Part I of a story to be continued in Issue #5 by Ted Sanders. (AL,V) VI. THE RIGHT DECISION: A story by Catherine Murray. This story deals with... Well, you'll see. It is a very good story. Ben Price says so. VII. IMPURE MATH: Submitted by Rodrigo de Almeida Siqueira. This humorous tale was submitted by a man of vast interests. VIII.MARTIANS ARE COMING pt. 2: A story continuation of the first part featured in ICS Issue #3. By Russell Hutchison. IX. RUSH: A story by Daniel Frederick. This story is definitely not intended for Arachnophobes. (V) X. CHAOTICON II Announcement: A public service announcement. XI. TOME OF VAST KNOWLEDGE Announcement: A public service announcement. XII. FINAL OPINION: By Benjamin Price. In this episode Ben is complaining about the weather and possibly saying farewell. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- _____________________________ / FIRST OPINION \ _________________________________ / S E A S O N S C H A N G E: \ | The Past and Future of ICS | | By | | Deva Winblood | \_________________________________/ ___ (_ _) ( ) (___)nformation, Communication, Supply now consists of four issues. These issues were produced by staff members at Western State College in Gunnison, Colorado, USA. The articles, stories, and announcements were submitted by creative people around the world and ICS staff members. --- The seasons have changed and so this college semester nears its end leaving many of us wondering exactly what will happen with ICS. The status of ICS is improving and many things are in the works. ICS staff members Matt Thyer, Deva Winblood, Russell Hutchison, and supervisor George Sibley met with the Arts and Humanities committee of Western State College to discuss the future of ICS. The committee was enthusiastic about our efforts and dreams. They asked us to draft up a constitution so that we too may sit on the committee. This indicates that ICS will be around even after the original staff members are gone. Those that will be leaving our staff have stated that they will continue to submit articles for future issues. They are dedicated to our goals. The summer (USA) issues of ICS will be created by staff members that are available. Due to the decrease in size of the staff during this season issues will only be released when enough material is gathered. This material will take awhile to compile, so we may send out smaller sections of the issue more often (as our survey indicates people prefer), and compile a larger issue which will consist of these sections. The larger issue would then be stored at the archive site at UGLYMOUSE as a complete issue. To aid us in creating the summer issues we cannot stress how important it is for people to send us submissions. If we do not receive enough submissions it will take us longer to compile summer issues. So, send us polished articles, poems, stories, et cetera that you feel other ICS readers (worldwide) would like to read. The survey indicates that there is a strong interest in the WorldNet Tour Guide section. This section will be continued as accurate research is completed. The summer WNTG sections will cover FREENETs, GOPHER, popular ftp sites, and other informative topics. Any contributions suitable for the WorldNet Tour Guide section are highly encouraged. ICS was designed to be something useful for as wide a group of people as we could encompass. The contents are generally creative in an attempt to balance out the mass of technical journals available through WorldNet. The Electrozine is the first step in a series of steps that the ICS staff has planned. ICS is considering creating MAC, MSDOS, AMIGA, et cetera versions of ICS available in the future. These versions would be in platform specific formats that allow professional quality page layout. This will probably be tested in the fall. Anyone interested in this please contact us so that we can determine whether the interest is actually there for such a product. Again, this would be free of charge (unless shipped on a floppy disk in which case it would be the price of the disk and shipping). --- The summer is nearing at many campuses and some of our readers may be isolated from email for the season. Feel free to contact us and inform us to cancel your subscription. We are expecting this will be necessary for some people. If you are one of these people then just send us a message and we hope to get a letter from you in the fall asking for subscription renewal. --- Keep reading and send us something if you have the time. - Deva Winblood, ICS Technical Director -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ________________________________________________ / \ / CHALLENGE/INVITATION \ \ FOR CREATIVE AND/OR INSTITUTIONAL THINKERS / \ By George Sibley / \______________________________________________/ "Cyberland" today is a lot like the Old West was 150 years ago. Settlers coming into the West believed they were coming into an open and empty land where they could "live free"--whatever that meant to them. What they actually found, however, when they began to experiment with their freedom, was that a lot of "larger-than-life" entities had in fact gotten there first: networks of finance and transportation as large and indifferent as Nature itself, webs of law and regulation written far from the realities of the West--in essence, a lot of old institutions that were reproducing themselves in the West--institutions whose "bottom lines" had little to with individual freedom. The seemingly new and unexplored realms opened up by computers present the same kind of dilemma to the individual: one the one hand, here are all these vast new creative possibilities; but on the other hand, most of these "possibilities" (especially the most interesting one, Cyberland's equivalent of the Old West's waterholes and bottomlands) are owned by institutions--the entities most able to afford them--and the institutions are harnessing most of that potential to typical institutional tasks. In Cyberland as in the Old West, this has resulted in a new outbreak of one of the oldest and most endemic of cultural problems: the tension between the creative individual and the institutions that keep lit the lamps of tradition. The old story of Cain and Abel? Were we telling it today in Cyberland, Cain would be a hacker and Abel an honest and diligent career bureaucrat trying to keep a college or a company or the Defense Department on orderly. From the rational perspective that so seldom prevails in human culture, this tension seems unfortunate. History and common sense both show that survival--for institutions and individuals as well as species--depends on ability to adapt, which means that institutions always need some creative individuals who are thinking "outside the envelope." And however much they may deny it, creative individuals need institutions, if only to produce and assemble their creations. That tidy rationality breaks down, however, in the mutual contempt that each faction holds for the other: creative individuals consider institutional managers to be stodgy, unimaginative, anal-retentive, control-hungry dullards; while institutional managers consider creative individuals to be undependable, untrustable, irresponsible, undermining jokers and saboteurs. And in the atmosphere of mutual tension, these gross generalizations too often become self-fulfilling prophecies, as each side seems to go out of its way to fulfill the worst expectations of "the enemy." Does it have to be this way? We want to devote part of this summer's issues of the Electrozine to an exploration of alternatives to this too-old and too-tired pattern. It has been observed that the more advanced a technology gets, the more vulnerable it becomes to the alienated creative individual, so Cyberland may still be up for grabs in ways that the Old West never was; accommodating (rather than trying to control) the creative individual may be institutionally desirable for the short-term as well as the long-term. What we are looking for, then, is your creative and/or institutional thinking for a dialogue on this issue. This thinking can be in the form of essays, stories, allegories, professorial pedantry, poetry, role games, whatever your medium. Let us all see if we can't do something with this splendid mental space besides just recreating a past grounded in mutual mistrust and antagonism. Mail your thoughts to ORG_ZINE@WSC.COLORADO.EDU--and let us know whether you want your name left off to protect you from the guilty. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- _________________________________ / W o r l d N e t T o u r \ / G u i d e #3 \ / \ \ By / \ Deva Winblood / \>-------------------------------</ \ Obtaining Free Electronic / \ Music / \___________________________/ ___ (_ _) (_)his edition of the WorldNet Tour Guide will describe the growing collections of electronic music, where to obtain it, and what programs can be used on various computer platforms to play the songs back. --- Most people that have obtained information from sites on the WorldNet have gathered programs, documents, or images. What most people have not obtained are files containing Electronic Music. Electronic Music is rapidly becoming more popular on WorldNet. People upload music that has been written by themselves or friends. These songs are usually written on Commodore Amigas, Atari STs, or MS-DOS machines. Then other people download them to their computer to listen. The most common form of musical interchange seems to be that which is referred to as a MOD. This is a shortening of the original Atari Sound Tracker MOD which is referred to as ST-MOD. This format has spread to other platforms and many people are expressing their creativity by writing their own music using their computer. To write this music some people use Musical Instrument Digital Interface(MIDI) systems while others just enter it using their computer keyboard. This music often consists of many digitized instruments and sounds. The price of sound digitizers has dropped to reasonable prices and this has caused a mass creation of songs with totally unique digitized sounds. The field of electronic music on the WorldNet is especially active with users of Commodore Business Machine's Amiga computer line, and ATARI's ST and FALCON line. There are many people from each of these platforms that contribute music. At the FTP site WUARCHIVE.WUSTL.EDU there are usually several MODs per week uploaded into the Amiga section of the ARCHIVE. These can be found in two directories at this site. /pub/systems/amiga/incoming/mods or /pub/systems/amiga/audio There are also a few composers that are extremely popular MOD writers. One such composer goes by the name U4ia of MegaWatts and is usually given a directory devoted totally to his MODs. There is such a directory at WUARCHIVE.WUSTL.EDU. To FTP a MOD change into the directory of the MOD file before using the GET command. Make sure the TYPE is set to I for binary transmission. Then issue the GET command. (for FTP instructions please refer to WNTG in ICS Issue #2) NOTICE: There are some formats that are platform specific. One such format is popular on the Amiga is called MED. Unless you own and Amiga it is recommended that you stick with the MOD files. However, if you have an Amiga then MED refers to a shareware program called MED3.22. This format can also be played by various Amiga shareware programs. MOD PLAYERS FOR VARIOUS PLATFORMS --------------------------------- PLATFORM | Program Name | If known, Where can it be found. ============|=======================|====================================== AMIGA |EDPLAYER | WUARCHIVE.WUSTL.EDU |MED3.22 | WUARCHIVE.WUSTL.EDU |PROTRACKER | WUARCHIVE.WUSTL.EDU |(many more) | MS-DOS |SOUND TRACKER (?) | MACINTOSH |SOUND TRACKER | ATARI |SOUND TRACKER | ========================================================================== The above list is by no means complete. It is primarily Amiga oriented because that is the platform that the author uses. If you have not taken the time to download and listen to a MOD before, then you should try at least a few of them. It is free music and it allows people to have their creativity shared around the world. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ %%%% %%%%% ____________________________ %%%%%% / TALES OF THE UNKNOWN \ %%%%% | #4 | %%%% | | ## | By George Sibley | ## \____________________________/ ##\ One day in late June of 1956, when I was fifteen or so, growing up in a little industrial town in Western Pennsylvania, my mother sent me down the hill to the dairy store--what we call "convenience stores" today--for a loaf of bread or something. One the way home, a little square of paper blew across the street and stopped faceup on the pavement in front of me; it was a calendar page--the kind from a single-day desk calendar. And I realized, to my somewhat surprise, that it was the page from my birthday, which had been more than a month before. I looked around, assuming there must be a lot of calendar pages blowing around, but there were no others in sight--just the one from my birthday, which had blown out of nowhere to confront me on the sidewalk. What a coincidence, I thought, and picked it up and took it home, where I showed it to my mother. She looked at it--then looked again, and her face went a little white. "Look at the YEAR!" she said. I looked: this was not the calendar page from May 9, 1956; it was the calendar page from May 9, 1941--the actual day of my birth in that town. Somewhere in that town, that day, a few hours after my birth, someone had gotten up, or gone to work, and torn that sheet off their calendar. Fifteen years later, it had blown into my path out of--the unknown. I've kept that calendar page in a special book, with the information about the event written on the back of it. Sometimes I just happen across it when looking for something else. But other times--when life is seeming small, predictable, ordinary-- I seek it out on purpose, not sure those times that I will actually find it: I continue to suspect that someday it will disappear from my life as mysteriously as it came--my "letter from the unknown," whose message I still don't understand. Except as it says that life is perhaps larger, less predictable and more interesting than it usually seems. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- _____________________________________________ \ / \ MY GOD, WHY HATH THOU FORSAKEN ME? / \ / \ BY / \ / \ Ted Sanders / \__________/\/\___/\/\__________/ Stuart Terrill's suit fit like a glove. The helmet had a firm seal, to not let any of the vacuum in. The dull grey of the gloves and the boots aided in the atmosphere of Delta-9. The chest plate was also a dull grey, but with a small red patch that said, I.S.A.R.A. (Interplanetary Society of Atmospheric Research Association.) Stuart's company. The company that supported poor little Capt. Stuart Terrill through two wives (going on three), many affairs, several drunken sprees, and always helped him keep his good standing among the International Pentecostal Church of Linear Saints. "Captain, you are now crossing the 44th parallel; advice is that you return to base company," said the small black microphone in Terrill's helmet. It was the sound of Sergeant Bradkin's raspy little Jewish voice. Bradkin was overweight, rarely promoted in the I.S.A.R.A. and had no desire to be in the International Pentecostal Church. He was a nothing! Probably not even good enough to respond to. "Bradkins! I will go where I want, when I want, and how I want! Is that clear!" shrieked Terrill. "Yes sir, but I was just thinking you might be cautious ..." whispered Bradkins. "Shut up! You stupid little kike!" screamed Terrill. Silence filled the helmet as Terrill trotted along at Zero-gravity. Terrill's belligerence brought him to the furthest end of Delta-9's super crater. Uncharted, and hostile territory. Terrill had heard the stories of raiders that would hold mining explorers as hostages for weeks, but the abductees weren't anything. Dreggs pulled off of the Central or Southern United States on Earth, whose only thoughts were of drinking alcohol and screwing dregg-like women. Those types never amounted to much, and neither would their children. The terrain suddenly began to get harder to travel in. Even at Zero-G travel was not easy. Terrill began to hurdle rock after rock, some 5 feet tall. Then the big ones, almost 15 feet tall. No way around, just over. Memories flooded Terrill's mind of Julie. The time spent on New Bermuda, sipping marguerites at lunch, a shot of tequila for mid-afternoon pick-me-ups, And double Vodkas for the dancing at night. Oh God was Julie beautiful! That tight silver lace she wore for dancing made the entire male population of the bar drool. The only problem was that Stuart owned her. She was his, and he was Julie's. Until Julie and Stuart had a fight, and Julie ran off with the guy that looked exactly like the Marlboro man. Damn, did he have things going for him! Good looks, a big bank account, and he was ordained by the Pentecostal church. While Julie and Stuart were in New Bermuda experimenting with new ways to get tans, Stuart remembered that he was responsible, and ditching his wife and children did not show it. Tara, Stuart's current wife, struggled to make payments on bills. She had no way of paying a huge rent, and feeding two children. Stuart thought for a second... "What if I didn't go to Bermuda with Julie? What if I would have stayed and helped my family survive? God forgives me, doesn't he? I'm sure he does; I belong to the church!" God had to forgive Stuart, because as soon as he won big at the black jack table, he donated it all to Reverend Racino and his band of needy people. Damn, who are the needy people? Stuart returned from his daze, as the records on the Environmental Aptitude Act ran across the screen. It was simple enough, but Stuart wanted to make sure that he was right. The bright yellowish haze of the letters made Stuart feel comfortable. Although it took approximately 120 footpounds of pressure to move, Stuart felt comfortable. "...in accordance with all spatial and planetary settings, any single explorer who encounters new mineral formations, atmospheric aptitude readings, or other precious commodities is entitled to full rights under the Interspacial Aptitude Act of 2036." The climate was clear and comfortable. It made Stuart's trip that much easier. Anything and Anyone he found belonged to him. Yes, anyone! The Interspatial Aptitude Act had only been out for 20 years and many people had owned their own species! The drugged-out Interplanetary Board of Entrepreneurial endeavors, had said that a species can be owned by an explorer. The planets of the Delta sector and everywhere in the universe were up for grabs. Stuart never thought of it as a sin. Stuart just thought that if he found a new species, first he would expose them to the light, the International Pentecostal Church; then all born agains would remember Stuart forever. Next, he would probably teach them how to do tricks, something interesting that people or animals on earth could not do. Then he would enjoy the money as it came pouring in. I mean if you have an investment in a species, it's only fair that you use it! The only problem was that Delta-9 was quite hostile, and raiders were not nice, but Terrill had God on his side! Every day about this time, Terrill would say a prayer for the almighty: "Dear Lord, Please grant me serenity in my path. Justice in my ways, and patience in my mind. A-men." Sometimes Terrill would whisper at the end... "And more money on my VISTA account!" The journey had now become tedious because of the terrain. Giant boulders piled one on top of the other made travel difficult. Terrill was now on the 45th parallel and in theory, Stuart's theory, the best site for observation was the 46th parallel. "Terrill, please come back! You're in very hostile territory and..." "Listen asshole! I'm going to the 46th and you or your mama..." A hideous shriek stretched across the airwaves, and Bradkins knew there was trouble, but no help was available. Maybe Terrill was pulling another one of his incredibly juvenile pranks. "Terrill come in! Your fading, Terrill! Terrill! I'm about to loose contact with you! If this is another one of your stupid jokes!" [TO BE CONTINUED] -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ______________________ / THE RIGHT DECISION \ ____________/ \______________ / By \ \____________ ______________/ \ Catherine Murray / \______________________/ She was a living legend at Calderburn High. I was once asked, "What would Stella Hunter score in a math test out of thirty?" "Thirty," I replied. "Wrong," the kid who'd asked me smirked, "Thirty-five!" There were fifteen hundred pupils in our school and so it was not surprising that I managed to be there two years before encountering Stella in person, although she was often pointed out to me. Tall, slim and very, very pretty, she was reputedly brilliant at every subject except art, but that hardly mattered considering her achievements elsewhere. If this hadn't been enough to ensure that she was universally detested, the arrogant tilt of her head and her aloof manner would have given us sufficient reason. I suppose that I'd never have got to know Stella if I hadn't opted to take a physics class and I certainly wouldn't have chosen to study physics were it not that I desperately wanted to become a doctor. I was told that I couldn't study medicine unless I first subjected myself to three years of Newton's laws of motion and similar mental gymnastics. This was rather hard since biology seemed a much more sensible and interesting topic of study for would-be doctors. All of my friends had chosen biology as their science option, hoping that they would find themselves being taught by Mr. Collison who was indisputably Calderburn's best-looking male teacher. On the first day of term I paused outside Room 325 on the physics corridor and reflected that their hour of class was probably going to be a lot more interesting than mine. I was early - I like to have time to take in a new situation - and there were only four other people in the classroom. At the back bench, three weedy boys were huddled over a computing magazine arguing about the relative merits of digital and analogue technology. I hoped that they weren't typical examples of the type of boy who chooses physics. By the front bench, sat Stella Hunter, legs crossed, arms clasped and glazed eyes gazing into the future. I had always been curious about this enigmatic beauty and, scarcely pausing to consider the social stigma attached to being friendly to Stella or the high risk I ran of rejection by her, I headed for the front bench. "Hi, I'm Anne Harper," I said. Her eyes jerked back to the present and she turned them on me. A long time passed before she finally said, favouring me with the ghost of a smile, "Hi, I'm Stella Hunter." The room was filling up with more greasy-haired boys. "It looks like we might be the only girls in this class," I said as I sat down, "Why are you doing physics?" "I want to become an astronomer." I tried to think of an intelligent comment. "Is it astronomers who make up the horoscopes?" "No, they're astrologers. What they do is totally unscientific and has nothing to do with modern astronomy," she said contemptuously. "Everybody should know that." Obviously I was not included in everybody but I pursued the subject, "So why do you want to become an astronomer?" "My father's an astronomer. He used to tell me bedtime stories about the lives of stars. He's the head of the Lowell radio observatory," she added proudly. "Where's that?" "You must have seen the big, white dishes that you pass as you head out towards the coast." "I've always wondered what they were for. My parents argue about whether they're part of an early warning system or something to do with satellite T.V. But I thought that astronomers used telescopes." "It's a telescope for radio waves instead of light. Look, the teacher's here. If you want to see around the observatory, I'm going up there by bus straight after school. My father will be there. He's brilliant at explaining things." I was stunned. Stella had made what could only be classified as a friendly gesture. Despite her intimidating stare, I began to wonder if our automatic rejection of her was a little presumptuous. All the same, I knew that I would probably decline, cringing at the thought of the comments which would be directed at me if I walked out of school with Stella. "Do you want to come?" she asked after our hour of physics was over and there was something wistful about her invitation as if she expected me to refuse. Perhaps it was this which persuaded me to accept and she looked pleasantly surprised as if someone had just handed her flowers. It occurred to me for the first time that even someone as brilliant as Stella might not be entirely self-sufficient. We joined the crowds heading towards the school gates and Stella seemed to attract comments as a magnet attracts iron filings. "Hey Stella, tell me how far it is to Pluto." "Where did you get these shoes, Stella? Did they belong to your Granny?" A boy, pushed by his mates, hurtled into Stella's side. "Sorry, Stella," he shouted, "It was an accident." Girls whispered and giggled, shooting malicious glances in our direction. I saw my group of friends and sincerely hoped that no one realized I was with Stella. Through all this, she never slowed in her decisive progress towards the gate, her face impassive. We sat down in the bus and she seemed to relax. Smiling rather half-heartedly, she said, "My mother thinks I shouldn't ignore them but I really can't be bothered talking to people like that." "Is your mother an astronomer?" "No, she's a science correspondent. Or at least she was. She left us last year and is wandering round the world writing travel articles for different magazines. She writes lovely letters but it's not the same." "I can't imagine my parents ever splitting up." "That's what I thought about my parents before it happened but I think I'm beginning to see why." I widened my eyes in curious sympathy but Stella simply said, "The next stop is ours." There was a rather long walk from the bus stop to a flat field of white dishes all pointed heavenwards. "Don't worry. My father will give us a lift back," Stella said leading the way towards a long, white building. "We're going to the control room," she explained. "That's where he's most likely to be." We entered a windowless room and my eyes quickly took in a console of switches and electronic displays. A printer was screeching in one corner and a man was bending over the length of the paper which it spat out. He straightened and turned glazed eyes towards the door. His face was set in rigid, well-formed lines and as his distant eyes focused on us, the lines bent together. I noticed that his reddish-brown hair, receding and a little grizzled, was exactly the same shade as Stella's. "Stella, how many times have I told you to knock?" "But you've never told me to knock." "What are you doing here anyway?" "I told you this morning that I was coming straight from school to borrow that book from Boris. A friend's come with me. This is Anne." she said pathetically. "What right have you to bring your friends down here?" he began in a loud voice and then, as abruptly as they had hardened, the stern lines softened and his body slumped. There was no harshness, perhaps there was even a huskiness in his voice as he said, "I'm sorry, Stella. I'm glad your friend's here but next time, knock." We left the room and the door closed over on the screeching printer. "I don't understand. He's not usually like that but he's been getting into weird moods since mother left. Even before then." Stella's voice was high and thin as if she was on the verge of tears. I was out of my depth. The girl who reputedly had everything and needed no one, the girl whom I and almost every other girl in Calderburn envied for her brains and beauty, was revealing herself as a hurting human being. "What is the matter, Stella?" A tall young man had appeared. He had curly blonde hair and small spectacles of the kind that you look through when you're reading and look over when you're talking to someone. "It's just my father, Boris. He's in one of his strange moods." "Did you not see this sign?" Boris asked, pointing to a 'Do not disturb' sign which dangled from the door handle, "At certain times your father points the telescope towards Hercules and becomes very annoyed if anyone disturbs him or competes for his observing spot. We do not know what it is that he observes. He keeps it very secret as if he does not trust his colleagues not to talk about his research. But he is head of the observatory. Who am I to tell him what to do? Come up for a coffee and I will give you the book on superstring theories." "Anne, this is Boris," Stella said as we climbed the stairs, "He's from Germany and he came here a few months ago to do some research for his Phd. Boris, this is Anne. I met her in my physics class and she wants to see round the observatory." "Ah, you are interested in astronomy, then." "Well, I don't know much about it," I answered diplomatically. "Never mind. You will after we have finished with you. But the coffee first, I think." Boris showed us into a tiny office on the first floor. As well as a computer and shelves of books, it contained two desks. The surface and floorspace around one was littered with magazines, papers, an unwashed mug and a plate of crumbs. The other contained a few neat piles of paper and a pen pot. "I am the messy one," Boris said apologetically. "You need a window open in here," Stella said, walking over to it. "Look. My father's leaving." I joined her at the window in time to see Dr. Hunter lay down a pile of papers in order to unlock his car door. We watched him get in and go through the motions of starting the car. Stella banged on the window. "Dad...Dad," she yelled but, wearing the same glazed expression, he drove away. "He's completely forgotten about me." "It's not just you, Stella. I think he is preoccupied. He has left his work behind," Boris said pointing to the pile of papers which Dr. Hunter had left lying in the car park. The wind was ruffling them and I could see that they were part of one long computer printout, doubtless the one which he had been working on when we disturbed him. "We'll run down for them, Boris. Come on, Anne," Stella said and I followed her downstairs. By the time we reached the car-park, the wind had pulled apart a few metres of printout. "At least it's one long piece of paper," I said. "If it was in separate sheets, they'd have been everywhere by now." Stella made no reply. She was examining the end of the printout. I bent over her and saw that a graph ran the length of the paper. Bumps of about the same height occurred at irregular intervals. Fitting it in to what I knew, I thought that it looked most like a cardiogram except that the 'heartbeats' were not all the same length nor were they evenly spaced. Stella seemed to understand them. "It's not a pulsar," she said. "What's that," I asked. "It's a small, dead star which regularly emits pulses of radio signals. If this trace was from a pulsar, the spaces between the bumps would all be about the same length." We made our way back to Boris's office, and raised voices greeted us as we approached the door. Opposite Boris was standing a short, well-built man with receding black hair and steel-rimmed sun-glasses. "It's Dr. Belson - Boris's supervisor," Stella hissed. "They don't get on and he hates the fact that Boris has to share an office with him while the other wing is being re-wired." "Let them starve," Dr. Belson snarled, flinging a newspaper at Boris. "In my book, life's a rat-race. The ends justify the means and those who're too weak to compete deserve to be left behind." He whirled round, "Oh, hello, Stella," he said quietly, "could I see these papers?" His mouth was twisted into a smile but his eyes were like shuttered windows. "No, they're my father's," Stella said. "I think I have a right to see them," Belson replied. "You'll have to ask my father's permission. I can't give it." "Since when did the head of a scientific establishment have the right to pursue a policy of keeping his research from his colleagues? Give them to me." "I don't think he wants anyone to see them." "You looked at them Stella. Don't pretend that you wouldn't understand a radio trace." Stella said nothing. Calderburn High had taught her well and she turned on Dr. Belson the same contemptuous stare which she usually reserved for its pupils. That same gaze had been turned on me until she made the decision to trust that my friendly manner wasn't entirely a farce to catch her off guard. For a long moment their eyes met in a battle of wills until he turned away and crashed through the door, slamming it behind him. I looked over at Boris. The front page of the newspaper in his hand showed a picture of the African famine. "He is behaving disgracefully," Boris said. "He is angry that he does not get promotion and he thinks that he could run the observatory better than your father. But he has a point. I am not asking to see the papers, Stella, but it is bad policy for your father to take prime observing times and not explain why he needs them. Lately, too, he has been forgetting quite important things and people lose confidence in him as a leader. If he has made a discovery, we must know. Tell him that, Stella." "I will. My father may be behaving as if he's a candidate for a place in a mental home but he's not going off his head. There's a reason for this behaviour and I'm going to find out." Stella's voice was thin and high again. "It will help if you cry," Boris said, putting his arm around her. "I never cry," she said, shaking him off. "I'll run you home. I don't think a tour around the observatory is the best thing right now," Boris said, "and your father will be worried about these papers. I'm sorry, Anne, that you should come here to learn about astronomy and see all our problems." "That's alright. I've had an interesting afternoon," I answered, not adding my thoughts, "More interesting than an uneventful tour of the telescope." It was a revelation to me that beneath her flawless image, Stella's life should be on turmoil. I was determined that I would be one person in Calderburn whom she could trust although I dreaded the thought of swimming against the current of popular opinion. We drove back to town in silence and Boris stopped the car outside a large old, house in the most genteel part of the suburbs. "Okay," Boris said, "I'll run Anne home and maybe see you tomorrow. You forgot the book. And good luck with your father, Stella." "Boris, I want you to come with me." I felt invisible. Had they both forgotten that I was miles from home and involved in this too? Stella gave me a scrutinising stare, "Can I trust you?" I hesitated. To agree meant associating myself with the most unpopular girl in the school, albeit the most interesting person I had ever encountered. "You can trust me," I said meeting her gaze and in that moment I knew that I had turned out of the safe highway through life and plunged blindly into far more dangerous country. As we crunched up the gravel path, every step seemed to confirm the irrevocability of my decision. We entered the house and picked our way through a long hallway obstructed with piles of scientific magazines and books. There was a general air of dustiness and neglect. As I passed the kitchen doorway, I saw dirty dishes stacked beside the sink and contrasted it with our neat, little kitchen at home. Stella knocked at a closed door, "Dad, it's me." "Go away , Stella. I'm busy." "I need to talk, Dad. Please." "Okay. What is it ?" She pushed the door open into a room lined with bookshelves from floor to ceiling. A long window stood slightly open and green curtains fluttered in the breeze. It was a room which ought to have been peaceful, a tranquil retreat for clear thinking but it was more cluttered and chaotic than the area around Boris's desk. A solid, wooden desk faced the door and its owner was slumped behind it in an attitude of despair. He straightened and turned blank eyes upon us as we edged into the room. "Dad," Stella said, holding out the printout. Dr. Hunter leapt up like a man who has seen a vision and stretched out a greedy hand. Stella took a few steps back out of his reach, "I couldn't help seeing it as I picked it up. It's not a pulsar. What is it?" "I can't tell anyone, Stella. I wish I could. Give me my work," he held out his hand again but Stella kept the printout behind her back. "You must tell someone. People don't trust you anymore because you don't trust them. Dr. Belson wanted to see the observations." "No," Dr. Hunter's face was pale, his eyes wide, "that man would..." "But I didn't let him see them." His face relaxed a little. Stella went on in a voice that was breaking, "Dad, it's like you're going crazy. You can't go on not telling anyone. You can trust all of us. Please, I can't bear to see you like this." Dr. Hunter dropped his head on the desk. Long moments passed between the measured tick of a wall clock. When he lifted his head, he wore a determined expression. "Alright. If I must. If you won't trust me otherwise. But you can't tell anybody. Maybe your friends had better go." "No, let them stay. You can trust them, too. Unless," she looked at Boris and I, "you'd rather not get involved." Boris was quick to say, "I'm staying," and Stella flashed him a quick smile. "I'm not going either," I said, curious but a little frightened. "Open up the printout," Dr. Hunter said quite solemnly. "The radio pulses which you see are coded messages from an extra-terrestrial civilization." The clock marked off seconds during which no-one spoke. I looked at Stella to see if she was thinking what I was thinking - that her father really had gone off his head. It was Boris who broke the silence, "How can you be so sure, Dr. Hunter?" "I am absolutely certain. You will, of course, know of the message sent out by the Arecibo radio telescope in 1974." "Yes,"Boris said,"it was directed towards M13 and aimed at any extra-terrestrial civilization which might be listening in." "What's M13?" I asked, determined to follow this explanation. "It sounds like a motorway." "It's a group of stars so far away that the message will take ten thousand years to reach it. But there are plenty of other stars which it will have already passed along the way," Dr. Hunter explained and went on. "This message was made up of one thousand, six hundred and seventy-nine digital characters." He looked at me. "When a radio pulse is transmitted, that represents a one and when there is no pulse, that represents a zero. Each of these is a character. It's a bit like Morse code with ones and zeros instead of dots and dashes. Over a year ago, I picked up a strange message coming from the direction of M13. I knew immediately that it was not from a pulsar and wondered if I was on the verge of some astronomical discovery. I never considered that it might come from an alien civilization until I realized that it contained one thousand,six hundred and seventy-nine characters and that it had been transmitted on the same radio wavelength as the one the Arecibo telescope used to send its message. After that it was a simple matter to crack the code." "What did it say?" "They sent information about themselves and their planet. I began looking for another transmission and by luck or chance came across a second, identical message thirty-five days, six hours and five minutes after the first. After exactly the same time period had again elapsed, I picked up a third message. It had been encoded in the same way but it was different. They sent me a crude diagram of what appears to be a spaceship. From that message and those which followed at regular intervals, I know that they have set out on a journey to Earth. They are presently approaching us at speeds far greater than any we can produce in our spacecraft. If my calculations are correct, they will arrive in thirty years time." "Why have you been so secretive?" Boris asked. "This decision was not an easy one to make and I've suffered all sorts of torments since then, wondering if I've done the right thing. I thought of the mass hysteria which would result if mankind knew that its cosmic isolation was to be broken by a visit from aliens. People would feel threatened and I can imagine that those with the mentality of Frank Belson would want to exploit the aliens and their advanced technology in order to further their own political ends. Others would find the situation so threatening that they would blast them out of the sky with a nuclear missile before they even got here. Who could I trust? No, it is better that the aliens are allowed to arrive in peace, unannounced. Otherwise I fear that they will not be allowed to arrive at all." "Couldn't you even trust, Mum?" Stella asked. Dr. Hunter sighed. "I was on the point of telling her many times but I was afraid that she would want everyone to know and so I always stopped myself." "How do you know that the aliens are not coming to harm us?" Boris asked. "I have no way of knowing. They may be peaceful beings who do not even understand the concept of war. On the other hand ... I am prepared to take that risk but others may not be." "You are right," Boris said sadly, "We cannot risk what people might do to them." "It doesn't seem right," Stella said, "but I can't think of a good reason to tell people." Up until now, I had been silent and reluctant to speak but it seemed to me that what these people had gained in astronomical knowledge, had been compensated by a loss of common sense. I took a deep breath and spoke, "I think you're all wrong and you talk as if you're the only ones affected by this decision. People will feel more threatened and will be more likely to act stupidly if the aliens arrive suddenly. If we spot a UFO hurtling towards Earth, we'll be more likely to destroy it than a spaceship which we've been expecting for thirty years. If you give people a chance to act responsibly, Dr. Hunter, I think that they might decide to work together to prepare for this visit." Stella looked at me with what was unmistakably admiration. Boris said, "She's right. Apart from anything else, we must reply to these messages. You can't do that, Dr. Hunter. You'll have to contact the scientists at Arecibo." "But I wouldn't know the right people to contact," Dr Hunter protested. "It would be foolish to tell the wrong type of person." "Mum would know who to contact; she knows somebody in almost every scientific field. She'll understand if you tell her what's going on, Dad. I know she'll come back." "Where is she now? Do you have the number of her hotel, Stella?" Dr. Hunter asked, picking up the 'phone with trembling hands. "I think it's time for us to go, Anne," Boris said leading the way out. "Good-bye," Dr. Hunter said. "Tell no-one, yet. Stella's mother will make sure that everyone knows soon enough." "Bye," Stella yelled, "I'll see you both tomorrow." I arrived home to face a row from my mother who was naturally upset that I had disappeared without telling her. I might have saved myself some verbal abuse had I been able to explain that my few words of common sense had persuaded the head of the Lowell Observatory to trust his fellow human beings with an important decision, a decision which he couldn't make alone. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ______________________ / IMPURE MATHEMATICS \ \ Submitted By / \ Rodrigo de Almeida / \ Siqueira / \ ________ / \ / \ / \/ \/ Wherein it is related how that polygon of womanly virtue, young Polly Nomial (our heroine) is accosted by that notorious villain Curly Pi, and factored (oh, horror!!). Once upon a time (1/t) pretty Polly Nomial was strolling across a field of vectors when she came to the boundary of a singularly large matrix. Now, Polly was convergent and her mother had made it an absolute condition that she never enter such an array without her brackets on. Polly, however, who had changed her variables that morning and was feeling particularly badly behaved, ignored this condition on the basis that it was insufficient, and made her way amongst the complex elements. Rows and columns closed in from all sides. Tangents approached her surface. She became tensor and tensor. Quite suddenly, two branches of a hyperbola touched her at a singular point. She oscillated violently, lost all sense of directrix, and went completely divergent. As she reached a turning point, she tripped over a square root that was protruding from the ERF and plunged headlong down a steep gradient. When she rounded off once more, she found herself inverted, apparently alone, in a non-euclidean space. She was being watched, however. That smooth operator, Curly Pi, was lurking innerproduct. As his eyes devoured her curvilinear coordinates, a singular expression crossed his face. He wondered, was she still convergent? He decided to integrate improperly at once. Hearing a common fraction behind her, Polly rotated and saw Curly Pi approaching with his power series extrapolated. She could see at once by his degenerate conic and dissipative terms that he was bent on no good. "Arcsinh," she gasped. "Ho, ho," he said. "What a symmetric little asymptote you have. I can see your angles have a lot of secs." "Oh sir," she protested, "keep away from me. I haven't got my brackets on." "Calm yourself, my dear," said our suave operator. "Your fears are purely imaginary." "i,i," she thought,"perhaps he's not normal but homologous." "What order are you?" the brute demanded. "Seventeen," replied Polly. Curly leered. " I suppose you've never been operated on." "Of course not," Polly replied quite properly; "I'm absolutely convergent." "Come, come," said Curly. "Let's off to a decimal place I know and I'll take you to the limit." "Never," gasped Polly. "Abscissa," he swore, using the vilest oath he knew. His patience was gone. Coshing her over the coefficient with a log until she was powerless, Curly removed her discontinuities. He stared at her significant places and began smoothing out her points of inflection. Poor Polly. The Algorithmic Method was now her only hope. She felt his hand tending to her asymptotic limit. Her convergence would soon be gone forever. There was no mercy, for Curly was a heavyside operator. Curly's radius squared itself; Polly's loci quivered. He integrated by parts. He integrated by partial fractions. After he cofactored, he performed Runge-Cutta on her. The complex beast even went all the way around and did a contour integration. Curly went on operating until he had satisfied her hypothesis, then he exponentiated and became completely orthogonal. When Polly got home that night, her mother noticed that she was no longer piecewise continuous, but had been truncated in several places. But it was to late to differentiate now. As the months went by, Polly's denominator increased monotonically. Finally she went to l'Hopital and generated a small but pathological function which left surds all over the place and drove Polly to deviation. The moral of our sad story is this: "If you want to keep your expressions convergent, never allow them a single degree of freedom ..." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- _____________ _______________ ______________/ \__/ \_____________ / ___________( The Martians Are Coming! )__________ \ /__/ \ / \__\ \ By Russell Hutchison / \ __ / \__________/ \____________/ (Continued from issue #3) Frank altered his course and brought his crosshairs to bear on one of the rapidly closing BAT fighters. He fired his particle cannon at the range of five miles. His target disappeared in a golden flash, its hydrogen/oxygen fuel detonated by the particle beam. Then, as if a signal had been given, both swarms of fighters opened fire with everything they had. The space around Frank filled with orange and gold explosions, as hundreds of fighter-to-fighter missiles traced glowing paths between the two forces. It looked like a thousand glowing spiderwebs had sprung to life amidst a sea of colored flash bulbs. A cluster of missiles drove towards Frank. He uttered a quick curse, pushed his control stick forward and to the right and launched a flare to distract as many heat seekers as possible. Three streaks of light burned paths after the flare, six wove an irradecent pattern around Franks ANGEL, the last struck home. The ANGEL rocked violently, the sound of the explosion deafened him. The breath was forced from his lungs as Frank was thrown wildly into the restraining straps, snapping his head forward. He could taste bitter bile mixed with blood. His vision blurred momentarily and when it cleared he was in a fast, spinning dive towards Earth through a chaotic melee of twisting dogfights and flashing missiles. Frank gasped for breath and pulled his fighter out of its plummeting dive and redirected it towards the heavy cruisers. scanning the scene he found himself twenty miles from the nearest fighter combat. His H.U.D. labeled both left wing lasers as destroyed, he had taken no critical damage. Frank could here his name being called through the ringing in his ears. The voice was Ricks. "...Frank! Are you still conscious? Come on, the H.U.D. says your not atoms yet. Where are you?" "Stop bitching, my head hurts enough already. I lost some elevation and lasers, though. Hold on a sec'. My tracking beacon is out, too. I'll find you. Highlight wingman," Frank spoke to the H.U.D. then looked around until he saw the laser enhanced dot on the inside of his canopy that was his wingman. Rich was halfway between the fighter combat and the heavy cruisers. Behind Rick, Frank could see the huge delta-winged shape of a fighter carrier cutting its way through the BAT fighters. "I see you. Be there in fifteen seconds." Frank directed his fighter onto a course that would link him up with his wingman, three miles from the heavy cruisers. Five seconds later the left side if the fighter carrier exploded in a withering attack of coilgun rounds from two of the EDF destroyers. The Vengeance and a Martian frigate fired at the destroyers to draw their fire away from the crippled carrier. The hail of missiles and coilgun rounds blasted one of the destroyers into a shattered metal frame that exploded into a thousand fragments, the other escaped major damage. The carrier was turning to make a withdrawal from the fight when a single coilgun round from one of the heavy cruisers obliterated the wounded vessel before it completed the turn. Frank rejoined Rick and began heading for the furthest heavy cruiser. The closer one, the one that had destroyed the fighter carrier, was being cut to pieces by all five Martian heavy cruisers. No return shots had been fired in ten seconds, but the onslaught continued. Finally it split in two and the fission reactor consumed it in a miniature sun. Frank and Rick fell in behind another pair of ANGELs that had also broken away from the massive fighter melee. The quartet of fighters drove head on at the last the last Earth heavy cruiser to strafe it from one end to the other. Before the fighters had fired a shot two huge missiles launched from the heavy cruiser and smashed into the first pair of ANGELs. Their explosion showered Frank, who was directly behind them, with huge pieces of debris. It sounded to Frank like he was flying through a hail storm and he had to fight for control. When he had steadied his ship Frank was already flying past the engines of the heavy cruiser. He banked his fighter down and to the left to come around for another pass, Rick right on his tail. As he did so Frank found himself flying straight towards the thrusters of the three remaining destroyers. The destroyers were making mince meat out of one of the Martian heavy cruisers and Frank noticed that the Earth Defense Fleet was missing another one of its frigates. Given the perfection of the shot at the closest destroyer Frank didn't hesitate. From two miles away he fired the hyper-velocity missile attached to the bottom of his ANGEL. The fighter sized missile flared to life, leaping away from the ship it had been attached to. Frank banked steeply down and slightly to the left to get a good view of the missiles flight. Like an arrow of light the missile closed on its target. Lancing right down the center of one of the destroyers drive engines, the missile exploded with deadly force. The protective metal skirt of the engine ripped apart, light blazing through the cracks. Then the back half of the destroyer blew apart followed rapidly by the rest of the vessel. "Yeah, Frank! Beauty shot!" Rick yelled. "And the crowd goes wild," Frank added, a massive grin splitting his face. "Frank Smith, you just won the Martian lottery, what are you going to do now?" Rick said in a nasal voice. Frank looked around the battlespace and spied a wounded corvette falling back from the oncoming Martian fleet. "Kill that corvette. Follow me, Rick." "Right behind you Bawanna." Diving down at the corvette from above the pair closed the distance to their target. At the range of one mile Frank triggered his two right-wing lasers, particle cannon, fighter-to-fighter missiles, and then rocketed past the corvette. Rick followed right behind him and fired all of his weapons, too. Every shot fired by the ANGELs hit the armor above the bridge of the corvette, slowly coring through until the bridge was laid open to space. Everyone on the bridge was sucked into space and the vessel went out of control. At breakneck speed it fell into Earths atmosphere, burning like a torch as it fell towards the Atlantic. "Alright Frank! We are going to be considered gods when this fight is over, man." The smile that was spreading across Franks face died when ten fighter-to-fighter missiles wove paths around his ship, but none hit. A BAT fighter whipped by, above him and his wingman, from left to right. Following its missiles back out in the direction of the moon. "Damn, that was close." Frank whispered. His heart still racing from the close brush with death. "Let's go nail that bastard," Rick said, unaware of the shaken state of his friend. "Yeah, nail him," Frank said, turning his shock into anger. "Nail him GOOD." Frank jerked his controls hard to the left and accelerated after the BAT. Ten seconds later the two ANGELs had closed the distance to 3,000 feet. Frank started maneuvering to get a lock on to the BAT. Almost have him, Frank thought. "Nail him, Frank" Just a little to the left, Frank thought. "Come on! Our fighters can't keep up with him much longer! Kill him now!...Frank?...Frank!...He's breaking away!" With a sudden jerk the BAT broke hard to the right and up. Rick tried his best to keep up with it, yelling at Frank all the way. But Frank didn't even notice. His eyes were trained on the space station, 30 miles away. Both destroyers guarding it had been blown away. The Martian battleship, two heavy cruisers, and one frigate were firing on the station relentlessly. The other Martian frigate was drifting towards the moon, its engines were dark and it looked gutted. But what had caught Franks attention was the space station itself. It was rotating off its axis. The three mile diameter 'cap' of the mushroom shaped station was turning to face the oncoming Martian fleet. Then, without warning the lights of the station dimmed. Suddenly, two blurs leapt from the center of the 'cap.' One struck the last frigate and the other hit a heavy cruiser. Both ships ripped apart in massive explosions, pieces of shattered metal flying in all directions. The stations lights came back on. Franks mind went reeling. Coilguns! The station must have a pair of coilguns running the entire length of the 'stem.' That would give them a two mile launch tube. The size shell that you could launch could punch through the thickest part of earths crust! This fight is far from over, Frank thought. (Too be continued) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- _______________________________ / (*) (*) \ /_________________________________\ / \ / \ / \ < \/ R U S H \/ > \ By / \ /\ Daniel Frederick /\ / \_/__\_____________________/__\_/ \_____________________________/ It was getting closer. With every second that slowly passed it was getting closer. This was nothing like I had wanted. All I could do was scream. My legs wouldn't even move anymore. They were solid lead and my body was still attached to each leg, my own fleshy ones gone. A demonic dark shape only some forty feet away was approaching me in slow motion. What ever had happened to my legs was nothing compared to lying on top of all these spiders. Thousands of them crawling on me, even into my mouth. I could feel each of their millions of legs as they danced over my bare body. Now that shape was in my vision, and I could see that it too was a large hideous spider. It was almost upon me. I tried to crawl with my arms, but they wouldn't move either because of the amount of poison the spiders had stung me with. It seemed all I could do now was lay frozen by poison and fear in this spider hell. My eyes were unable to close from the sight of tiny legs on my eyelids. My vision was slowly darkening and I thanked the supposed gods that my family had always praised. Take me away from here. Life was closing in on me, and I no longer cared that I was dying or that thousands of legs crawled over me looking for anywhere to bite or walk. It was a feeding frenzy from hell. It was almost over and I sat back content to die. My will was gone and my mind wandering. I had forgotten the looming shape. I was almost gone when I suddenly became all too aware of it again. Why couldn't I have died now that I was so close to peace. I was in its grip, my body slowly swaying and dead. Seeing it clearly now, I saw its thousands of eyes staring hungrily at me. Its hairy long legs held me up to its mouth pincers. Death awaited me. WAIT, MY GUN. If I could reach it. My arms--I needed to move them. I had to. Scared out of my mind in this insane hell, I became horribly mad. It couldn't do this to me. It was going to kill me. I pulled for the .48, jabbed its muzzle under those staring eyes, and pulled the trigger. It hurt. My fingers could hardly move, but even with impaired vision I knew I had not missed. I could see and hear its horrible cry through my eye lids and the tiny legs as it threw me back violently. As I fell the .48 fell from my limp fingers. The blast of the gun and howl of the spider rang in my ears like a grenade going off in an empty room. The queasy sensation of spiders in my stomach and mouth gagged me. I could no longer breathe and my eyes were bugging painfully out of my head. Agony! Somehow I was screaming. How? Screaming and gagging and crying. Then . . . God I'm sorry I had nothing left. --- --- --- Immediately after their partner was shot, Officers Jonson and Rean made it to him. They had been only fifteen feet away from him. Only fifteen feet away from helping him. Now Driscoll was dead. Another good cop dead from another drug using scum. The damn high was more important to them then even life. Their life or anyone else's life killed by drug scum. "Ahhh, the ultimate rush to death. I hope he enjoyed it, the damn scum. Well there is nothing left to do now but dispose of them both. God I hate the smell of dead spider, but I suppose we all smell this way when dead," Jonson remarked as he kicked the scum with five of his six legs. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ______________________ / CHAOTICON II \ \ Announcement / \____________________/ The Gamer's Club at UW Green Bay is sponsoring CHAOTICON II, a gaming convention on April 17-18 from 9 am to 10 pm. There will be many roleplaying and wargames, as well as several local vendors. Admission is $7 for the weekend and $5 per day. For more info, please email me at: 868891ab@gbvaxa.uwgb.edu Thank you, Grut Gnollslayer Half-Orc Chancellor to the High Council of the Gamer's Club ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ________________________ / TOME OF VAST KNOWLEDGE \ \ Announcement / \______________________/ ANNOUNCING - The 2nd Public Release of a Program to Assist Dungeon Masters find that obscure but important piece of information that will make your campaign a hit. The TOME of VAST KNOWLEDGE is a program written for IBM compatible micro-computers, it requires 512K of RAM and a hard disk is recommended for optimal performance. This program is several things, but primarily it is a database for the many little pieces of information which make AD&D the game it is. There are several ways of searching for info. of interest: 1) sequential, manual, 2) keyword search. Additionally, this program has an NPC generator (but then again who doesn't), an automatic spell list generator, and a few other goodies. More importantly this program was built with the realization that no program can do it all. The TOME should work with other AD&D utilities if they don't require too much memory. I have put copies at: greyhawk.stanford.edu : /D_D/incoming/vast_101.tar.Z sandman.caltech.edu : /pub/adnd/inbound/vast_101.zip Enjoy, and give me feedback so the TOME can get better. Thank you to those who have given feedback, I'm working on improvements as we speak. I'd like to thank the many individuals who made suggestions, and those who contributed material for this 2nd release. Particularly those who answered my call for NET.MAGIC.ITEMS. If you have any material you feel would fit in the TOME, send it along. PS. Watch for an announcement of the Database BUILDER for the TOME of VAST KNOWLEDGE (YES! Make/customize your own databases) coming soon. Douglas P. Webb a.k.a. Magus the Black dwebb@binkley.CS.McGill.CA -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- /\ /\/ \/\ _/ \____________ / F I N A L \ / O P I N I O N \ / By \ / Benjamin Price \ /_______________________________\ Like a blade, the wind cuts through my feeble flesh and chills me to the very marrow of my bones. Stubbornly I stagger onward; I can see the door only a few meters away, warm light streaming from the windows. I think to myself that I must be a pitiful sight: snow has encrusted my hair, my skin is a color that would closely match concrete, and not a shred of my clothing can be seen underneath a centimeter-thick layer of frost. After what seems an eternity, the door looms close. Desperately I grasp the handle and hurl the thing open. As I lurch through the portal, I cannot help but grin, and I pause for a moment and let warmth return feeling to my nose and fingers. Then, purposefully, I stride around a corner, down a hall, and with a flourish I burst into the room for which I endured the elements. "Ben, you idiot... why in the Hell are you wearing a tank-top and shorts in a blizzard?" a stray voice laughs. I do not deign to answer. I thought it was Spring. It WAS Spring, fifteen minutes ago. There is a saying here: "If you don't like the weather in Colorado, wait five minutes." If that isn't written on a stone tablet somewhere, it should be. Shaking off coat, snow, and the occasional icicle, I make my way to a (gosh, surprise, surprise) computer terminal. The lab holds its usual compliment of intellectuals, zombies, and frustrated students working on due assignments, but looking around I am unable to draw any inspiration from them. I ponder, wondering what my potentially last contribution to ICS should be. I thoroughly annoy my nearest neighbors by experimenting with most of the possible rhythms that can be generated by combining keyclicks and beeps. And then I am struck with a wonderful idea. I'll write a program to write my assignments for me! I'm going to go do that now. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ICS would like to hear from you. We accept flames, comments, submissions, editorials, corrections, and just about anything else you wish to send us. For your safety use these guidelines when sending us anything. We will use things sent to us when we think the would be appropriate for the goal of the issue coming out. So, if you send us something that you DO NOT want us to use in the electrozine, then put the words NOT FOR PUBLICATION in the subject of the mail you send us. 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