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? "16 SUPER WAYS TO PISS THE HELL OUT OF YOUR NEIGHBOR" ?
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? Date: 10/13/94 Written By: ???Sandman??? Issue No. 3 ?
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Well I never thought I'd make it to issue 3 but here I am leading
the way with new inovative ideas for all the H/P/A'ers out there. After
writing the first issue I decided that I will use a format for what kind of
topic will be discussed in each issue it will(as far as I know) go like this:
A phreaking topic, then a Misc., followed by a HUGE Anarchy. This is the
arangement that I will use but U don't have to follow it. Remember U can
write about anything U want to just make sure it's good. With all this
said and done I now present "16 super ways to PISS THE HELL out of your
neighbors!"
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Do U have some of THOSE people next door that piss the hell out of
U. I know I have this problem and I needed a Great solution so....I came
up with this. "THE HANDY-DANDY-PISS-THE-HELL-OUT-OF-YOUR-NEIGHBOR-THAT-PISSES
THE-HELL-OUT-OF-U-MANUAL" Let's get started....
-Tie some strong fishing line to their door knocker and run it over a tree
branch then walk about 50 yards away. Pull the string and knoock on their
door about 5 million times. They'll open the door...no one's there...knock
again as soon as they shut it do this about 25 times.
-Order 20 pizzas to your neighbor. Amazingly enough, they might invite U
over to help them eat it! And because of how lazy pizza delivers are they
won't make them pay for the pizzas!
-Draw a white chalk outline on their sidewalk then pour some ketchup on it
this looks an awful lot like a murder scene and if you outline the area in
YELLOW construction tape it looks even better.
-Buy 100 LARGE GRADE A eggs and lay them all over their front steps or porch
when they come out to get the morning paper......YUMMYYYYYYYYY!
-Super glue their screen door shut.
-Collect as many of those little cards that fall out of magizines then have
the issues sent to your neighbor(remember to mark the card BILL ME LATER!)
-Shove lagre pieces of fruit up the tailpipe of their car.
-If they are having a BBQ stwich their propane with gasoline.
-On the 4th of July aim all your bottle rockets at their windows.
-Cover their driveway in tacks POINT UP(U woulden't belive how many people
screw this up!)
-Go to your local garden store and buy 100 lbs of manure...dump it all over
their car!
-Take a Shit in a baggie and wing it at their front door.
-Tell them U got locked out of your house and U would like to stay inside
until your parents get home. When they leave the room Piss all over their
furniture.