💾 Archived View for gemini.spam.works › mirrors › textfiles › magazines › HOE › hoe-index.txt captured on 2022-06-12 at 12:51:20.
-=-=-=-=-=-=-
'##::::'##:::'#####:::'########: !! An Index of the "new" HOE Issues
##:::: ##::'##.. ##:: ##.....:: !! ================================
##:::: ##:'##:::: ##: ##::::::: !!
#########: ##:::: ##: ######::: !! As of this update, that includes
##.... ##: ##:::: ##: ##...:::: !! HOE #91 - HOE #660. Go you.
##:::: ##:. ##:: ##:: ##::::::: !! http://www.dto.net/hoe/
##:::: ##::. #####::: ########: !! ftp://ftp.dto.net/pub/zines/hoe/
..:::::..::::.....::::........:: !! mailto: hoe@dto.net
!!===============================!! Oink you.
091 -- "The Death of Our Scene" -- Pip The Angry Youth
092 -- "DIE MIKE!" -- Metal Chick
093 -- "My Nipples Are Erect For You!" -- Hardcore
094 -- "Collected Suicide Letters" -- Metal Chick
095 -- "Girls Are Dumb" -- Metal Chick
096 -- "Midnight Munchies, Valium, Take a Shower You Dirty Fuck" -- Styx
097 -- "Long-sleeve Shirts" -- Kaia's friend Drew
098 -- "The Intertwining Worlds of The Dumb and The Ugly" -- Pixy
099 -- "A REAL Bush Fan" -- Creed
100 -- "The Computer Underground Lovechart" -- Goldy the Pimp from Pamona
101 -- "Group Therapy" -- Trilobyte
102 -- "I'm So Stupid" -- Trip
103 -- "The Rise of The Mogels, Part One" -- Eerie
104 -- "SCREW" -- Trilobyte
105 -- "Nobody Loves Me" -- Eerie
106 -- "The Triangle" -- Eric Keebler
107 -- "AO, Li-fo #7" -- Food
108 -- "And You Wonder" -- Aproh
109 -- "How to Hack NASA with AOL" -- Jubjub
110 -- "A Dialogue on Love" -- Jamesy & Murmur
111 -- "The Rise of The Mogels, Part Two" -- Nybar
112 -- "Militia Entrance Exam" -- IM2K
113 -- "Who the Fuck is This Jesus Christ Guy?" -- Creep
114 -- "The Boy Who Seeks Happiness Meets Darkthrone" -- Murmur
115 -- "It's Me!" -- Nyar
116 -- "The Dangerous Streets of NYC" -- Eerie
117 -- "An Interview with Mogel" -- Jamesy
118 -- "So Much to Live for, So Much to Die for, Right?" -- Kheldar
119 -- "Rise of The Mogels, Part Three" -- Mercuri
120 -- "On Yumas" -- HACKERS
121 -- "Free Buttplug" -- Styx
122 -- "How to Get Chicks: The FAQ!" -- Swiss Pope
123 -- "An ASCII Portrait of Antihero" -- Morpheus
124 -- "Short Story (Code Number ORANGE)" -- Murmur
125 -- "Laughing" -- Mogel
126 -- "hey i'm in the chinese channel" -- Styx
127 -- "Rise of The Mogels, Part Four" -- Murmur
128 -- "The Fun I had with a Crazy, Old Vietnamese Lady" -- Muze
129 -- "Christ Demands More Money" -- The Onion
130 -- "How to Kill Your Roommate and Frame Her Fat Friends" -- Muze
131 -- "Text Files" -- Darwin
132 -- "C-" -- Glynis
133 -- "Reality and Fantasy: An Indepth Analysis" -- Nybar
134 -- "Ode to Manson" -- Taraxis
135 -- "Asshole or Bitch" -- Styx
136 -- "It's All A Facade" -- Pagenwait
137 -- "Hemmorhoids" -- Shadow Tao
138 -- "Killing Time On A Sunday Afternoon" -- Legion
139 -- "Potato Salad" -- Murmur
140 -- "Enter MatCat" -- Antihero
141 -- "A Womans's Guide to Geeky Guys" -- Lonewolf
142 -- "Are You Calling Me A Liar?" -- Trilobyte
143 -- "Carmex Rocks My World" -- MoonBagel
144 -- "A Sentence" -- Orestes
145 -- "Here's The Story of A Cat Named Buddy" -- Trip
146 -- "Eaten Alive by A Faulty Ball Bearing Cooling Fan" -- Skinhorse
147 -- "A Call-Us & Damnit! Adventure" -- Whoops
148 -- "Thoughts And Deja Vu" -- Gaurdian
149 -- "Sleep Deprivation" -- Sonia
150 -- "Slit and Slot; No, Just Coffee, Thanks" -- Styx
151 -- "Fear and Loathing in The Suburban Midwest" -- MoonBagel
152 -- "Normal Vacation" -- Murmur
153 -- "Missing The Boat" -- Kraftwerk
154 -- "THE... BITCH.... QUEEN... IS DEAD!!!" -- Nybar
155 -- "The Spice Girls" -- Jubjub
156 -- "Why Are They Eating This? -- Quarex & RottenZ
157 -- "Emoticons Explained" -- Swiss Pope
158 -- "yellow.american.cheese.gz" -- Ilsundal
159 -- "Dick Van Dyke" -- Jubjub
160 -- "2599 Unlimited" -- 2599
161 -- "Hope Dies Last" -- Neko
162 -- "FUCK THE BROKEN DITTO MACHINE" -- Quarex
163 -- "The Dead Hippo" -- Kraftwerk
164 -- "Notes From My Freshman Year" -- MoonBagel
165 -- "Can I Be A Barber, Mom?" -- Jook
166 -- "The Spirit of Giving" -- PezMonkey
167 -- "Hippo Crackers" -- Trilobyte
168 -- "Bots Are Evil" -- Aster
169 -- "Your Sister is Hot" -- Styx
170 -- "Why Can't I Be A Crack Baby?" -- Backwash
171 -- "The Hanson Scourge" -- DeusVitae
172 -- "The Three Little Wolves and The Big Bad Pig" -- File13
173 -- "Dwindle Dwindle Dwindle" -- Cstone
174 -- "Barbeque, I Don't Like You" -- Phorce
175 -- "A Horrible Imitation of Henry Miller" -- Skinhorse
176 -- "Anything Else" -- PezMonkey
177 -- "What's Your New Year's Resolution? Huh?" -- FyFy
178 -- "Drop Dead" -- Rattle
179 -- "The Storys of Le and Kurt" -- Aster
180 -- "I'm Complicated" -- Lilnilhil
181 -- "There Was A Girl" -- Neko
182 -- "The Continued Storys of Le and Kurt" -- Aster
183 -- "Why Drugs Are Queer" -- Kraftwerk
184 -- "My Stupid h0e" -- Plexus
185 -- "A Super Cool Way to Kill Yourself" -- Sighrik
186 -- "Friends" -- Aster
187 -- "Homosexuality Unleashed" -- Ilsundal
188 -- "MatCat Explains Christianity" -- Antihero
189 -- "My Ass" -- Skinhorse
190 -- "Hume Tickles Me" -- MoonBagel
191 -- "Dear Jewel Kilcher" -- Styx
192 -- "The 815 Bust Revisted" -- Neko
193 -- "The Lady with Red Hair" -- Aster
194 -- "MatCat Goes Hacking" -- Antihero
195 -- "The Netsplit Heard 'Round The World" -- Kraftwerk
196 -- "Marching Over Me" -- Leprekon
197 -- "Bob and Suzy" -- Aster
198 -- "MatCat Gives Up" -- Antihero
199 -- "POETRY EXPLOSTION!" -- Various Artists
200 -- "Hubris" -- Various Artists
201 -- "Cancerman vs. Clinton" -- GrayWolf
202 -- "Big, Scary, Jungle Snake" -- MoonBagel
203 -- "No Sleep" -- Neko
204 -- "Ode to Yak Boy" -- Captain Bovine
205 -- "HYPE eZine -- Issue 1" -- Craig Martin
206 -- "An Interview with Aster" -- Mogel
207 -- "Go to a Real Strip Club!" -- Muze
208 -- "Anarchy" -- ANdz0oey
209 -- "Boobie the Pig" -- Kraftwerk
210 -- "HYPE eZine -- Special Edition" -- Craig Martin
211 -- "Social Darwinism Never Sounded So Good" -- RM
212 -- "Let Me Out of My Cellar" -- Gangsta Spanksta
213 -- "The Poem Of Orality" -- Alternative Rocks
214 -- "Two Short Stories" -- ANdz0oey
215 -- "Why Valentine's Day Sucks" -- Muze
216 -- "Alfheim Fuzes with Tlorah" -- Ilsundal & Rattle
217 -- "Non-condition" -- ANdz0oey
218 -- "mp3's Rule!!!!!" -- Skinhorse
219 -- "BioWar: Not Just a Novel Idea" -- Tom Adam
220 -- "bOO- Teaches Me Finnish" -- Mogel
221 -- "The Never-ending Story of Norman, a Guy Who Hates Fishing..." -- RM
222 -- "I Believe in God" -- Captain Bovine
223 -- "WE'RE ALL FUCKED!" -- Mack
224 -- "Afterschool Specials: Lost on The Cutting Room Floor" -- Whoops
225 -- "Bounty Hunter" -- Trilobyte
226 -- "The Day Armaggedon Began" -- Alternative Rocks
227 -- "Some Rants" -- Mokie
228 -- "The Inaccessible Woman" -- Mooer
229 -- "Game Over" -- RedMan
230 -- "Shot: Chapter 3" -- ANdz0oey
231 -- "A Scholarly Essay on the Benefits of Rape in Society" -- PezMonkey
232 -- "Collect Call of Cthulhu" -- Ken-ohki
233 -- "Yellow Balloon" -- Aster
234 -- "hehehehe!" -- Murmur
235 -- "The Last Man On Earth" -- Puck
236 -- "I Don't Care If You Like Eating Pussy" -- Styx
237 -- "PrisonSex7" -- Mogel
238 -- "The Way The Flying Pencils Made it Into..." -- Ilsundal
239 -- "Translating for The Army in Deutschland" -- Teerts
240 -- "Harrey Carrey's a Drunk, But We Still Love 'em" -- Jook
241 -- "My Life Is Shit Becud Why Dee" -- FishLipper
242 -- "LIKE A GOURMET CHOLESTEROL FREE BREADSTICK" -- Kaia
243 -- "Grumble. Grumble." -- Scott S.
244 -- "Colfax, Colfax - I love thee" -- Jook
245 -- "Albert Knibschuk" -- Styx
246 -- "Gaa-nomes" -- Aster
247 -- "Penis Plural Is NOT Penii" -- PezMonkey
248 -- "Sort of Just Filler" -- Guardian
249 -- "Natural Selection By Equality" -- AltRocks
250 -- "You butt-poking anal baby" -- Styx
251 -- "The Gingerbread Man" -- File13
252 -- "Fishies" -- Aster
253 -- "Apotheosis" -- Lifelike
254 -- "Today's Forecast: Intelligent and Dreary With an 85%..." -- AltRocks
255 -- "A Pompous Mathematician Analyzes The Fifth..." -- Swiss Pope
256 -- "Return To BBS Greatness" -- Nybar
257 -- "Serious Art A La T.S. Eliot" -- Zaff & Soybean
258 -- "Hello, This Submission Is So Bad It's Funny" -- Northstar
259 -- "Being Accepted In Public" -- Chris Cox
260 -- "Why I Won't Be At Graduation" -- Cyn
261 -- "HOE HAS BEEN SEIZED!" -- Ziego Vuantar
262 -- "An Act of God" -- Jesse
263 -- "Pig Story" -- Nybar
264 -- "About me!" -- Glynis
265 -- "How To Maintain the Mr. Sensitive Persona with..." -- Trilobyte
266 -- "Bruce Corey's 15 Minutes of Fame" -- Fenris J. Sunswallower
267 -- "Some Stuff I Wrote" -- Arhat
268 -- "The Dorm Room Bong" -- Neko
269 -- "Undulating Mr. Lizard" -- Trilobyte
270 -- "The Coming of the Lord" -- Cyn
271 -- "An Interview with Ben Ohmart" -- Mogel
272 -- "Flip The 'Off' Switch" -- Charlie
273 -- "6 Things That Are Always Funny" -- Mogel
274 -- "An Epilogue to Wargames" -- Neko
275 -- "Libertarians" -- Nybar
276 -- "Librarian Phone Sex" -- Mutter
277 -- "Drunk at 3AM" -- Phairgirl
278 -- "Smart Bomb" -- Seaya
279 -- "Mel The He/she Girl Slug" -- Aster
280 -- "Should You Date The Devil?" -- Anjee
281 -- "Suicidal Tendencies" -- Tasha
282 -- "Public Transportation" -- AnonGirl
283 -- "Participles Are Perceptions, too" -- Cstone
284 -- "Sponsor an IRC Asshole" -- Teerts
285 -- "Sellin' Smack On Da Street Ain't No Treat..." -- Snaf00
286 -- "Things To Do with a Brick" -- Ramsey String
287 -- "I Wanna Rock!" -- Phairgirl
288 -- "Political Science?" -- Altrocks
289 -- "The Benefits of Higher Education" -- Teerts
290 -- "Smashface" -- Neko
291 -- "Earl: The Flightless Balloon" -- Aster
292 -- "Mother Goose is a Pervert" -- Anjee
293 -- "Yeah" -- Kreid
294 -- "I Need an Inexpensive Computer" -- Anonymous
295 -- "New Teenage Girl Magazine: Girl Vibe" -- Quarex
296 -- "Pictures of Our Genitalia" -- Rush2 & Xgirl
297 -- "The Basics of Brother Torture" -- Inner Logic
298 -- "Suffer the Children" -- Zaff
299 -- "POETRY EXPLOSION 2!" -- Various Artists
300 -- "Meet The Writers" -- The HOE Staff
301 -- "The BIG-ASS Story" -- Various Artists
302 -- "Christian Science" -- Ramsey String
303 -- "Harlan Ellison Responds..." -- Squinky
304 -- "Space People" -- Aster
305 -- "Rise of The Mogels, The Final Chapter" -- Trilobyte
306 -- "The Short-lived Diary of William Ernest Nuremberg..." -- Kreid
307 -- "Sand Paper" -- Trilobyte
308 -- "Killing People" -- Nybar
309 -- "A History of Shame" -- Squinky
310 -- "Hey, I'm an Asshole, too!" -- Teerts
311 -- "Moo, Oink, Quack, Meow" -- Anjee
312 -- "Beepers" -- Mutter
313 -- "Girls, Girls, Girls" -- AnonGirl
314 -- "A Cheer Medium Pace" -- LilNilHil
315 -- "Veggie Burger Eatin' Hippie Reject" -- Phairgirl
316 -- "In The Beginning..." -- AnonGirl
317 -- "HOE Supports Teleconferences" -- Tasha
318 -- "Twenty Ways to Deal With Being Dumped" -- Cyn
319 -- "Girls That Write Text Files Know Everything About Love" -- Mogel
320 -- "Same Sex Marriages" -- Neko
321 -- "ARKANOID" -- Styx
322 -- "How to Make Top Ten Lists" -- Avenger
323 -- "Bums and the Everlasting Search for God" -- The Jester
324 -- "Why I Don't Eat Fondue" -- Meenk
325 -- "Jesus In Your Cereal" -- Ashtray Heart
326 -- "Fuck Tibet" -- Zaff
327 -- "The Crap I Write" -- PezMonkey
328 -- "Mogel is GOD" -- Anjee
329 -- "Better Living Through Chemistry?" -- Kreid
330 -- "I Need a New Roommate" -- Cyn
331 -- "Regarding Webster" -- Mogel
332 -- "It's JUICE!" -- AnonGirl
333 -- "Are You Man Enough?" -- Nybar
334 -- "A LOT OF BAD THINGS I'VE DONE" -- Squinky
335 -- "IRC Must Die" -- Ashtray Heart
336 -- "Going Out For Drinks" -- Swiss Pope
337 -- "I am Uberground" -- Meenk
338 -- "Anal Retentive People Are Fun!" -- Muze
339 -- "The... House" -- Meow
340 -- "Drugs are bad, mmMM kay?" -- TPP
341 -- "Learn About Pagenwait!" -- Pagenwait
342 -- "It Was Unmistakably Human" -- Darwin
343 -- "Annoying Scratch" -- Glynis
344 -- "I Want To Fuck A Midget" -- Ashtray Heart
345 -- "Selected Witty Retorts For Completely Desperate Idiots" -- Mogel
346 -- "Death Becomes Him" -- Neko
347 -- "Christian Conspiracy" -- Anjee
348 -- "Precisely" -- Viledandy
349 -- "A Bunch of Little Notes I Wrote to Myself" -- Kreid
350 -- "The Origin of Euphoria" -- AnonGirl
351 -- "People are Dumb and Stupid and Jerks..." -- Squinky
352 -- "It's a Conspiracy" -- Mr. Sandman
353 -- "Leave Me Empty" -- Tasha
354 -- "The Chair" -- Deadpan
355 -- "Square Dancing with The Fucking Fatsos" -- Ewheat
356 -- "Bitchin' Text File" -- Ramsey String
357 -- "Sad Days" -- Aster
358 -- "Reforming Your Tenets" -- The Jester
359 -- "The Jerry Springer Show" -- Neko
360 -- "Lifestyles" -- Ashtray Heart
361 -- "From Ape to Man, to Ape Again: Darwin's Dilemma" -- Anjee
362 -- "Manic Depression" -- Phairgirl
363 -- "Wild Man Goes Hunting" -- Apollo
364 -- "Harp or Motion?" -- Trilobyte
365 -- "I'm Complicated, Part 2" -- LilNilHil
366 -- "The True Meaning of Christmas" -- Mutter
367 -- "Death Notification" -- Squinky
368 -- "A Life More Ordinary" -- Girl From Mars
369 -- "What Really Happened at Christmas" -- Avenger
370 -- "Gerbil Feed Bomb" -- Swamp Ratte'
371 -- "Naked People (Are People, too)" -- Paganini
372 -- "Internet Depression" -- LilNilHil
373 -- "Geeks With Big Dicks" -- Darwin
374 -- "Jesse's Self-destructive Methods" -- The Jester
375 -- "Unsatisfactory Behavior" -- Cap'n Sparky
376 -- "Teletype's First Lay" -- Squinky
377 -- "The Problem with Pooh" -- Paganini
378 -- "My Brother's Pockets" -- Phairgirl
379 -- "GUNS N' FUCKIN' ROSES" -- Kreid
380 -- "I Want My Fucking Anubi" -- Avenger
381 -- "Ego et Internet" -- Isaac
382 -- "I Thought Ignorance Was Supposed To Be Bliss" -- Caitlin
383 -- "Microsoft, Clinton, and Mogel's Balls" -- Vyrus
384 -- "That Time I Tried to Conquer The World or Something" -- LilNilHil
385 -- "Macking" -- Mogel
386 -- "This History of Capitalism" -- Ashtray Heart
387 -- "A Goat Named Abel" -- Kreid
388 -- "True Story" -- Isaac
389 -- "Electrifying Discoveries On Alcohol" -- Anjee
390 -- "Is it Normal or Ugly?" -- Daisy
391 -- "plaZa auTomatIon" -- Trilobyte
392 -- "Drivel" -- LilNilHil
393 -- "Let's Be Friends" -- Hal08
394 -- "Phairgirl's Diary" -- Phairgirl
395 -- "House of the Rising Sun: Innsmouth, USA" -- Squinky
396 -- "Macking Methods: A Rebuttal" -- Quarex
397 -- "Looking For A Handle?" -- Various Artists
398 -- "The HOE Rejects" -- Various Artists
399 -- "Intentional HOE Rejects" -- The HOE Staff
400 -- "Choose Your Own Adventure" -- Various Artists
401 -- "Jersey Girls Suck (I Wish)" -- Hardcore
402 -- "Why I Am Changing My Handle" -- Squinky/AIDS
403 -- "1999 Is The Year of The Apocalypse" -- Caitlin
404 -- "Another Statistic" -- AltRocks
405 -- "My Microwaveable Pillow" -- Girl from Mars
406 -- "Jacques Cousteau is An Alien and Still..." -- Ashtray Heart
407 -- "Stupid Fuckin' Gas Station Customers" -- Daisy
408 -- "Business Practice" -- Mistawho
409 -- "I Like Monkeys" -- Holocost
410 -- "Clear Bawta" -- Isaac
411 -- "The Day I Fucked That Hot Girl" -- Caitlin
412 -- "I Froze My Tits Off in Minneapolis" -- Seaya
413 -- "My Phallic Pistol" -- Teerts
414 -- "Meet Betty" -- Phairgirl
415 -- "Picking Your Ass in Public" -- Anjee
416 -- "A Package For a Girl" -- Styx
417 -- "That Silly Dog" -- Trilobyte
418 -- "FuCkelibacy Soot Rant" -- Miasma
419 -- "The Rape and Murder of Katherine Genovese" -- AIDS
420 -- "The Story Of Want and Love" -- Muze
421 -- "RONCO PROPAGANDA" -- RON POPEIL
422 -- "Talented" -- Mutter
423 -- "A Day in The Life of a Gangster" -- Belial
424 -- "House and Home with Lynette Jennings" -- AnonGirl
425 -- "Organic Farming" -- Kaia
426 -- "Area 401" -- Laja
427 -- "One Man, Standing At The Threshold" -- Rantaslin
428 -- "Lamb of God" -- AIDS
429 -- "An Agnostic Tourettic Obsessive Compulsive..." -- Soybean
430 -- "The Glorious Fate of a Boy Who Failed in Life..." -- Kreid
431 -- "Illicit Substances and a Carefree Lifestyle" -- Quarex
432 -- "Run From My Car" -- Paganini
433 -- "Le Rocke Hyperstructure" -- Isaac
434 -- "A Little Too Much About Me" -- Meenk
435 -- "The Insistence of Meaning" -- Neko
436 -- "Only in Quebec" -- Anjee
437 -- "Boogiemen Are Scary" -- Aster
438 -- "Alcohol Discoveries On Electrifying" -- M4D 3LF
439 -- "Confetti On Your Head" -- Mogel
440 -- "Ignorant Guardian" -- Trilobyte
441 -- "K-R4D vs. Emoticons :)" -- Phairgirl & M4D 3LF
442 -- "News Flash: Women Are Not Helpless" -- Nitro-187
443 -- "Purple" -- Tasha
444 -- "Understood" -- Mutter
445 -- "Legalize Suicide or Change!" -- AltRocks
446 -- "My Fucking Ex-Roommate" -- Cyn
447 -- "A Log of Boredom" -- Avenger
448 -- "What I Did During My Winter Break" -- Girl From Mars
449 -- "My Brother's Friends" -- AnonGirl
450 -- "Obituary for IM2K" -- AIDS
451 -- "Karaoke" -- Phairgirl
452 -- "I Am Trying to be Clever" -- Neko
453 -- "I'll Flip You For It" -- Z
454 -- "Computers 'n Stuff" -- M4D 3LF
455 -- "Sincerely Yours" -- AIDS
456 -- "The Bottle Rocket Gun -- A True Story" -- Cap'n Sparky
457 -- "The Futility of Education in America, Stupid." -- The Jester
458 -- "Drunken Nice Guy Misogyny" -- Rantaslin & Teerts
459 -- "Why Do I Date Closed-minded Pricks?" -- Caitlin
460 -- "The Evil Comes" -- Aster
461 -- "Your Own Personalized Issue of HOE" -- Mogel & Kaia
462 -- "The Smartest Man Alive is Somewhere Out There..." -- Kreid
463 -- "Breaking Up For Christ" -- Phairgirl
464 -- "Mass Media" -- Reflecks
465 -- "Urges of Sexual Gratification" -- Miasma
466 -- "Modern Art" -- PezMonkey
467 -- "Misery Takes a Victim" -- Postal
468 -- "Cereal Killas" -- M4D 3LF
469 -- "Dwelling On It" -- Tasha
470 -- "Gefallen Von Der Anmut" -- Meenk
471 -- "Warez Requests" -- The HOE Staff
472 -- "Sorrow" -- Kreid
473 -- "The Grinch That Could Not Pleasure Himself" -- Hardcore
474 -- "My Analytical Self" -- Anjee
475 -- "When The Beast Met The Outhouse... and My Fear is Great" -- AIDS
476 -- "Dubuque Hoes" -- Phairgirl
477 -- "Teerts Luvs #ezines" -- Teerts
478 -- "Yesterday Was A Text File" -- Styx
479 -- "Bill Clinton is A Fascist Mass-murdering Hypocrite" -- TPP
480 -- "The Final Voyage of the Golden Unmutak" -- Tan Adept
481 -- "The Girl Who Never Cried Wolf" -- Girl From Mars
482 -- "O, Classic Way" -- Isaac
483 -- "Mother's Green Sweater" -- Jook
484 -- "Drivers Education" -- Caitlin
485 -- "Kermit The Frog Meets The World" -- Reflecks
486 -- "Exploring Yourself... Healthy?" -- Postal
487 -- "A Critical Essay on Shakespeare" -- Kreid
488 -- "Enticing and Dicing" -- Mooer
489 -- "Head Full of Garbage" -- Mutter
490 -- "I Fell in Love Today" -- Quarex
491 -- "In Search of BigDaddy" -- Paganini
492 -- "Hairdryer of Instant Karmic Justice" -- Uberfizzgig
493 -- "Change of Heart?" -- M4D 3LF
494 -- "When a Mack Fails" -- Anjee
495 -- "You're Weird" -- Tasha
496 -- "Realizations, Pre-dawn." -- The Jester
497 -- "Not Me, Not Now" -- AnonGirl
498 -- "How About A Nice Game Of Chess?" -- Cap'n Sparky
499 -- "Meet The Other Writers" -- The HOE Staff
500 -- "HOE: Representing Planet Earth" -- The HOE Staff
501 -- "Gnosis" -- Kreid
502 -- "A Vegetarian Moral Dilemma" -- Art
503 -- "Internet Dating Services" -- AnonGirl
504 -- "Addictive Personality" -- Phairgirl
505 -- "Live For Your Children" -- Vyrus
506 -- "Hypothetical Question" -- Z
507 -- "Oli" -- Isaac
508 -- "Yesterday Was Hell... Today is Butter" -- ZZi
509 -- "Realistic Fabrication" -- Trilobyte
510 -- "No Regrets, I Never Asked to Be Born" -- Meenk
511 -- "My Beef with Phil Collins" -- Ashtray Heart
512 -- "Teenage Angst Has Paid Off Well" -- Kreid
513 -- "LOL ROFLMAO LOL GOTCHA" -- AnonGirl
514 -- "Going To The Hotel, A Creative Piece" -- Reflecks
515 -- "No More Porn" -- Hardcore
516 -- "Prosthelyzation" -- Phairgirl
517 -- "Random Generic" -- Neko
518 -- "Bedtime Story" -- Z
519 -- "How I Blamed The Female Logic on Something That Can Be Proved, Maybe" -- Anilos
520 -- "For Kelly" -- Isaac
521 -- "Effective Fast-Food Training" -- Phairgirl
522 -- "After 5 Beers At The Amiga Convention" -- Trilobyte
523 -- "Memories with Pink-Floyd" -- Ashtray Heart
524 -- "For Kelly 2" -- Isaac
525 -- "Introducing ReasonToVive" -- AnonGirl
526 -- "Auto Disconnect" -- PezMonkey
527 -- "Four Stories To Giggle Over" -- Anilos
528 -- "Viable Substitutions for Intelligence" -- Caitlin
529 -- "It's News to Us" -- Uberfizzgig
530 -- "Dreambath of Hallucinogens" -- Tasha
531 -- "So You Want To Be A Masked Vigilante" -- Ashtray Heart
532 -- "SVP Aidez Nous!" -- AnonGirl
533 -- "Murphy's Pub" -- Trilobyte
534 -- "Complete Crap" -- LilNilHil
535 -- "Too Young to Love, Not Old Enough to Marry" -- Daisy
536 -- "Bummer of a Dream" -- Another Mike
537 -- "Things That Annoy Me" -- Anilos
538 -- "For Kelly 3-6" -- Isaac
539 -- "How Zines Are Made" -- Nybar
540 -- "When Yesterday Was Tomorrow" -- AIDS
541 -- "Call Me Naked" -- Paganini
542 -- "Why I'm Not an Angry Queer" -- Cyn
543 -- "Your Perfect Match (Ugol's Law)" -- Ashtray Heart
544 -- "Why Sex is NOT Better Than Masturbation" -- AltRocks
545 -- "Dirk Diggler Can Eat My Ass Out" -- Meenk
546 -- "Nobody Loves a Dishwasher" -- Unrelated
547 -- "A Love Story" -- Caitlin
548 -- "Instruction Manual for The Sexually Frustrated" -- Reflecks
549 -- "Just Another Friday" -- AnonGirl
550 -- "The Sweetest of Fruits" -- Phairgirl
551 -- "Happy Floggings" -- Kreid
552 -- "I Rawk ur m0m" -- AnonGirl
553 -- "Why Am I So Nice?" -- Anilos
554 -- "I Love a Man in Uniform" -- Muze
555 -- "CUSTENU.TLX" -- Ashtray Heart
556 -- "Drive" -- Another Mike
557 -- "My First C++ Program" -- Seaya
558 -- "For Kelly 7-9" -- Isaac
559 -- "How I Really Feel" -- Daisy
560 -- "Create Your Own Fun!" -- Phairgirl
561 -- "An Explanation Of One Of My More Inscrutable Works" -- Ashtray Heart
562 -- "Friends" -- Phairgirl
563 -- "Real, Not Real" -- Unrelated
564 -- "The New Adventures of..." -- Nybar
565 -- "10 Things I Hate About Me" -- AltRocks
566 -- "How I Became Normal" -- AnonGirl
567 -- "Jessie and the Bunny" -- Oregano
568 -- "Do You Want Cheese With Your Whine?" -- Granny
569 -- "When Computers Go On Humanitarian Crusades" -- Uberfizzgig
570 -- "Why I'd Pity a Psychic" -- Rhea
571 -- "How Hardk0re Learned To Stop Worrying and Love" by Kaia
572 -- "<darwin_> 'Can anybody tell me what's wrong?'" by Tasha
573 -- "FACE CARD, FACE CARD, EVERYBODY LOVES A FACE CARD!!!!!!!" by Uberfizzgig
574 -- "I Suck" by Phairgirl
575 -- "Barbie's Untold Story" by AnonGirl
576 -- "In Defense of Kinko's" by Ashtray Heart
577 -- "Waiter, There's a Fly in My Primordial Soup" by Miasma
578 -- "Yesterday I Saw True Vanity" by ZZi
579 -- "Love's Labour's Lost" by Darwin
580 -- "DNA, The Perfect Template for a Metaphor" by Anilos
581 -- "He Needed Inner Healing, and NRMLGRL Knew It" -- Kaia
582 -- "Styx Debunks Marijuana Myths" -- Styx
583 -- "IRC is Better Than Stand Up Comedians" -- Granny
584 -- "THIS IS BULLSHIT" -- Quarex
585 -- "Satire On The Truth About Men" -- Effy
586 -- "Possibly Proverbial Parables, Volume One" -- Trilobyte
587 -- "Dear You" -- Mutter
588 -- "My Nomination for 'Greatest Eccentric of the 20th Century'" -- Ashtray Heart
589 -- "Gang Bang Business Trip" -- Jamesy
590 -- "Farmer Floyd" -- Phairgirl
591 -- "A Personal Rekolektion & HIStory of TELETYPE" -- AIDS
592 -- "The Secret History of Teletype" -- AIDS
593 -- "My Very First HOE Article by RottenZ" -- RottenZ
594 -- "The Night I Killed Eilien" -- Oregano
595 -- "Catatonia" -- AnonGirl
596 -- "Think For Ourselves? What Kind of Concept is That?" -- Rhea
597 -- "Mean Jimmy Gets Drunk" -- Ashtray Heart
598 -- "Child of Satan" -- Effy
599 -- "The Gojira Theorem" -- Quarex
600 -- "My Favorite Letter of The Alphabet" -- Kreid
601 -- "Three Stories for Children of All Ages" -- Phairgirl
602 -- "Words That Rhyme With Shed" -- Ashtray Heart
603 -- "The Girl From Mars' Superhero Story" -- Girl From Mars
604 -- "When All Else Fails" -- AnonGirl
605 -- "Driving to The Pacific and Jumping In" -- Tasha
606 -- "Little Dolls With BIG GUNS" -- Beretta Ruger
607 -- "Murder is Illegal, Embarrassment Isn't: A Realization..." -- Anjee
608 -- "Things That Annoy Me, Episode 2" -- Anilos
609 -- "THE BEGINNING" -- Quarex
610 -- "My Second Hoe Article by RottenZ" -- RottenZ
611 -- "How to Win a Guess-Your-Age Contest" -- Seaya
612 -- "Widget's Nachos" -- Aster
613 -- "When Jamesy Met Caity" -- Caitlin
614 -- "The Smart, the Wooden, and the Ugly" -- Kniht & Uberfizzgig
615 -- "Why I Refuse to Believe in God" -- Cyn
616 -- "The Picnic Channel" -- Oregano
617 -- "Why I'm Not Cheering For Gonzaga" -- Anilos
618 -- "Help for Those in Need" -- Twister
619 -- "A Personal Tribute To A Man Named Hasslehoff" -- Paganini
620 -- "Music Is Evil!!!!" -- AltRocks
621 -- "Family Circus" -- Anonymous
622 -- "Saving Celebrities" -- Cyn
623 -- "Apocalyptica Plays Metallica -- Four Cellos" -- Phairgirl
624 -- "Marilyn Manson, Friends, and Ex-Girlfriends" -- Unrelated
625 -- "Jack Frost" -- Ashtray Heart
626 -- "What I Know About Shawn Mullins" -- Daisy
627 -- "Boy, Everything Sure is Zany" -- Phairgirl
628 -- "HOE Warzzz" -- RottenZ
629 -- "A Point of View" -- Anilos
630 -- "ATTENTION: I DO NOT UNDERSTAND" -- Ziego Vuantar
631 -- "RFC-976" -- AIDS
632 -- "Just a Prediction.." -- Anjee
633 -- "I Suck, Part 2" -- Phairgirl
634 -- "About Nothing" -- Reflecks
635 -- "Janet Reno Does Washington" -- Lapse
636 -- "Yeah" -- AnonGirl
637 -- "Memories Fuck Up My Shit" -- Quarex
638 -- "The Adventures of Princess Red, Part 1" -- Aster
639 -- "I Forgot What I Was Going to Write About..." -- Phairgirl
640 -- "Kreid's 315,601st Textfile" -- Kreid
641 -- "Gnosis, Second Installment" -- Kreid
642 -- "AGHGHGHGHGH!" -- Quarex
643 -- "Ten Reasons Why I am Single" -- Juliet
644 -- "Seemingly Random" -- RottenZ
645 -- "Judge Not" -- Jubjub
646 -- "THE OLD ONES DEMAND COMPENSATION" -- AIDS
647 -- "dream you." -- The Jester
648 -- "Yellow Monster" -- Rhea
649 -- "The Adventures of Princess Red, Part 2" -- Aster
650 -- "Free Association" -- Tasha
651 -- "The Ill-begotten, Psuedo-ethics of Semi-janitorial Work" -- Hypomonk
652 -- "A Plane Ticket For Yuri" -- Trilobyte
653 -- "The Sea Witch, aka The Seventh Son of Seventh Son" -- Ashtray Heart
654 -- "Ode to My High School Friends" -- Effy
655 -- "Ask Clyde"-- Clyde
656 -- "The Effects of Alcohol and Drugs on Driving Ability" -- Jubjub
657 -- "Sexual Evolution" -- Anilos
658 -- "AN OPEN LETTER TO SCOTT ZIBBLE" -- RottenZ
659 -- "Trendy, Are We?" -- Unrelated
660 -- "God Spake" -- Kreid
THE TALLY: (number of writings from HOE #91 to current.)
----------
24 -- Phairgirl
19 -- AnonGirl
18 -- AIDS, Ashtray Heart, Aster, Kreid, Trilobyte
14 -- Styx
13 -- Anjee, Neko
12 -- Mogel
11 -- Quarex
10 -- Altrocks, Isaac, Nybar, Tasha
9 -- Anilos
8 -- Caitlin, Cyn
7 -- LilNilHil, Meenk, Murmur, Mutter, Muze, PezMonkey, Soybean, Teerts,
The Jester
6 -- Art, Paganini, RottenZ, Uberfizzgig
5 -- Daisy, Girl From Mars, Jubjub, Kaia, M4D 3LF, Reflecks
4 -- Antihero, Avenger, Bor, Darwin, Hardcore, Ilsundal, Jook, Seaya,
Swiss Pope, Unrelated
3 -- Cap'n Sparky, Eerie, Effy, Glynis, Jamesy, Metal Chick, Miasma,
Oregano, Ramsey String, Rhea, Z, Zaff
2 -- Another Mike, Cstone, Granny, Mooer, Postal, Rantaslin, TPP, Vyrus, ZZi