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$ $ $ $ $ss$ "SUM SHIT #1"
$ $ $ $ $ by Kaotik
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"And the Next Man Wuz Him : The Black Jesus Story"
by kaotik.
So Jesus wuz down the block a bit in the next mans town. He wuz chillin
and shit with the boyz from down the block in his home town, seen. Now
Jesus and his crew where tryin to datch drift from some ho's that some of
his oldschoool sons were dealing with. Now Jesus was like fuck dis, cause
shit tight, can't be rolling game on tha sons, that shit wack. Jesus
decided that the crew should cruise pon the east park, cause they gotz
alot of skits that wanna fuck, the boys were down with that shiznit.
Jesus be like damn niggaz lets ride. So them niggaz start rollin pon the
next town, when po-po just be riding Moses' ride.
"This jewish guy downtown."
by kaotik
I was at work dowhntown today. I decided to walk around the streets and
check things out on my lunch. i was waiting at mcdonalds for a whopper
and fries cause i have been straving all day and need some good beef to
fill me up. i am waiting in line with this guy, he's screwing around
with his wallet, shit, he dropped a $500 bill, i picked it up and put it
in my pocket.
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<kaotik> i can't wait for defcon
<kaotik> i wanna fuck fat ugly irc chix from #hack
<kaotik> and my boyz can take piktures
<kaotik> i can live the american dream!
<kaotik> ugly fat bitchez are sending me pix like if this is the worlds
ugliest broad ballot box and they're trying to win a life supply
of twinkies!
<kaotik> toronto male seeking really sexy model like bitch for hardcore
sex and possibly a relationship. Must like kindney shots, doggie
style, and to be punched in the face with a roll of quarters.
<kaotik> i hope she gets fucked in the eye with a screwdriver when she
goes in to work today at McDonalds
<kaotik> haha
<kaotik> i'm an international spy
<Cindy16> k'
<Cindy16> clubber?
<kaotik> no
<kaotik> i use a gun
<Cindy16> k
<kaotik> clubs are too big to carry around
<|joker|> hi
<|joker|> are you german ?
<kaotik> no
<kaotik> are you?
<|joker|> yes
<kaotik> ok
<kaotik> germans make some pretty nice cars though
<|joker|> yes
<kaotik> the whole nazi thing, sticking ppl in ovens wasn't nice though
<kaotik> but then again...you guys made up for it with the BMW M3
<kaotik> so i guess..well it's even now
<kaotik> i be like don't touch me..you ain't my baby fadda!
<kaotik> this club was so depressing
<kaotik> fat chicks trying to pick me up like
<kaotik> "here's my number, call me sometime"
<kaotik> yeah...maybe when standards go outta style
<tOv> i dont FUCK crackheads.
<kaotik> i fuck crackheads, all you gotta do is give em a little bit of
flour in a baggy
<kaotik> and you're hooked up
<kaotik> works everytime
<Breigh> stop it you're makin me horny
<kaotik> everytime u touch me down there it feels like i have to pee
<Breigh> hahaa
<kaotik> i eat tuna from the can
<kaotik> without a fork
<kaotik> i just wiggle muh tounge around
<Breigh> you're a sicko
<kaotik> letting the love juices get in muh eye
<kaotik> hahaha
*** Obese has joined #2600
<kaotik> obese
<kaotik> you fat bastard
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<kaotik> gimme a rimj0b kate
<kaotik> like back in the dayz
<kaotik> like m0mmy used t0 d0!
<kaotik> cause i am special
<Jen-_> well im special too
<Jen-_> my mommy told me so
<kaotik> yeah
<kaotik> but 'special olympics' is different
"Life sucks when your clutch is broken"
by kaotik
KILL ME!! I DON'T DESERVE THIS^%!##! TAKE ME#!!! LIFE IS ENDED!@ I CAN'T
HANGOUT WITH MY DOG FOR ANOTHER WEEKEND#!$JESUS FUCKIN' CHRIST^%#!$#
"I'm Stoned"
by kaotik
urm..
"Chinese Rappers"
by kaotik
What would Chinese rappers fuckin rap about? Eggrolls? Acuras? Rice?
Mercedes Benz? Chinatown? Kung Foo Fighting? I dunno...I live Chinese
people, but I don't think rap thing will work. <- This thought was
converted for this article by [The Kaotik Foundation For Catholic
Schoolgirls]
"Old People Pt. 1"
by kaotik
Why do old people drive so fuckin slow when I need to go somewhere, and
they always travel in little packs. AND they hit shit. I saw when I get
elected, we will export the old people to Russia, where they can't afford
cars. and eat bread and potatos. <- [Paid for by the 'Kaotik for King of
Canada 2001 Campain']
I need food now
by kaotik
I am stoned. this article is finished cause i need food and shit.
peace
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