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I think I sat by the (blue) tinted-window until the sighing glass
got (bored) agitated and opened itself inward so the (e)infant authors
could sit down and take stock (stock? there's nothing here!). No mind
(says memory) there's a hank (a whole hank) of a lot (more) where that
came from so maybe you should hold the fuck(er)s head down the veins form
tiny (continental drift?) ridges of concentrated mirth (I've never been
to China but I assume the Great Wall's totally different CLOSE UP) around
the base of the skull though this ain't no twobit strugglingtocometoterms-
-withevocativelanguageBULLSHIT this is a challenge entirely separate from
your original cortisonebrushed brief - to be kings of the fairy playground.
Where is your internal police force FUCKERS??!!! Why (don't) you pit
babies against eachother in gladitatorial rings to proveyourfuckingprimacy?
AlPHAMALEclubsandwich anyone? Kidrapeandmurder stories aren't funny (fuck
your subjective opinions codliBERal slime) they're just poorly written
phallic substitutes with (respective) nods to HAHAHAHAHA thatchicksgotadick
(STROKE) myalasatianhasthebiggest (dog house) in all of Wisconsin NOT
THAT I'VE BEEN (hahahahahahahaha 'been'.com) THERE. See? It's all
processedcheese it's all fucking shockcockswiththementality of a
neutered14yroldcuntstruckVIRGIN. You want to create and sustain change
Jim and Jemima, or do you want subsist in the excrement where any
halfassedOHMYSPECIALPAINplayschool'rant' (sic,andyouknowwhy) flourish
'cos in the base is (SPECIAL POWDER) which helps, y'know (occasionally)
but always keeps you dry.
Anyho(knewyousdlikedat) gut that verbal armoury before you push
past those borders chotasahib(s). This ain't nofucking realtimeRPG
(spitting) or calamatious climbdown, jus' the real wave of the new wave.
If you don't want to join in you could always standandwatch. Fucking
blow up, do anything, (jus') do it well.
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