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"Anarchy is the basis of today's society.
Without it, we would be in chaos." - Anarchist
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\\ "How To Make An Atomic Bomb" //
\\ by AltRocketz //
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*********DISCLAIMER*********
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This file is intended for use by assholes who are actually dumb
enough to try it. If you, the party reading this, try to do what is
described herein, then you, my friend, are one of the assholes previously
referred to. Thank you.
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*****END OF DISCLAIMER******
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You ever have one of those days where everyone just seems to piss
you off. You want to get back at them, but you don't know how ? Well,
this file will clue you in to what hundreds of terrorist organizations
already know.
HOW TO MAKE AN ATOMIC BOMB!
Materials Needed:
40+ lbs. of Weapons Grade Uranium
10 oz. of Radioactive Beryllium
4 Jars of Play-Doh
10 lbs of C-4 plastic explosive
1 Box of Aluminum Foil (DO NOT USE REYNOLD'S WRAP!!!)
2-5 ft. lengths of wire
Car Battery
1 DC Timer
Roll of Duct Tape
1 Cardboard Box
Elbow High Rubber Gloves and Protective Glasses (For Safety Purposes)
Here's what you do:
Wear the rubber gloves and protective eye wear at all times. Mold the
uranium into a ball and cut it in half. A steak knife works well. Mix the
contents of 1 jar of play-doh with the beryllium and then place the
mixture between the two halves, making sure they are evenly spaced all
the way across. Take the contents of 2 jars of play-doh and cover the
entire ball with it, evenly. Make sure you know where the top and bottom
of the halves are. You'll need that later.
You now have a nuclear core.
Cover the core with 1 layer of aluminum foil. Divide your C-4 in half and
place each half over opposite ends of the core, on top of the places you
marked as the top and bottom of the core. Wrap it in aluminum foil. Take
both wires and strip both ends of the wires. Stick one end of each
stripped wire into the blocks of C-4 at either end of the core. Use the
4th jar of play-doh to seal the wires in there. Cut one of the lengths of
wires in half and connect the 2 new shorter pieces of wire to the timer
circuit. Connect the wire without the timer to one terminal of the car
battery. Connect the only other exposed wire end you have to the other
terminal of the battery. If the bomb goes off at this point, then you
connected the wires to the timer wrong. Make sure you do it right next
time.
This is your bomb.
Now you need a case. I prefer to use a cardboard box because it is
inconspicuous, unlike ICBM's which are hundreds of feet tall. Place the
bomb in the box. Do not seal it yet. Take the bomb to where ever you want
to set it off at and leave it some place where no one will find it. Set
the timer for however long you think it will take to get out of the blast
area. Say 4 hours or so, just in case of traffic. Seal the box and get
the fuck out of there. Don't run or anything, but don't go window
shopping either.
When the timer goes off, so does the bomb.
Get you revenge. Trick your friends. Start Wars. The fun never stops.
ANARCHY SHALL RULE!
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