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888 888 888 888 888 "There Is No Hope"
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888 888 888 888 888 " by Kyra
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I must apologize. In an earlier article titled "help for those in
need" I stated that there was always hope for teeny boppers. I was an
idealistic high school student then. Now that I'm an embittered freshman,
I know better.
The fact is, there is no hope. The world will always be assaulted by
prefabricated pop shit, from which there is no escape. Yes, groups will
come and go, but there will always be more waiting, waiting to prey on the
stupidity of people. The crusade will never succeed, so I have given up all
hope of saving the world from this shit some call music. I can only save
myself from that torture. That's not to say that i won't stop making fun of
boppers, that's just too much fun. But there is no way to convert them,
they've already been brainwashed by the backstreet bastards, or nsync fags.
The same arguments come up over and over, and their only defense is: "but
their soooo hot!". No, there is no hope after that.
And if i ever see bsb or nsync or any other wannabes in person, I
won't hesitate to physically wound them with my swiss army knife. 13
different ways to cut their limp dicks off, tear out their voice boxes, and
permanently scar their girlish faces. A catastrophy that no amount of
sugery could rectify. While i would be personally satisfied by this deed,
it would only create compassion for the groups, and make me look like the
bad guy. People wouldn't even realize i was doing them a favor. And it's
not like it would even make a dent in the production of the boy group money
machine. There'd be 20 more acts just like them to take their place.
The world is a hopeless place.
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[ (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! HOE #863 - WRITTEN BY: KYRA - 10/9/99 ]