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   ooooo   ooooo  .oooooo.  oooooooooooo       HOE E'ZINE RELEASE #861
   `888'   `888' d8P'  `Y8b `888'     `8
    888     888 888      888 888                     "Head Off"
    888ooooo888 888      888 888oooo8
    888     888 888      888 888    "                 by Kreid
    888     888 `88b    d88' 888       o               10/9/99
   o888o   o888o `Y8bood8P' o888ooooood8
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        Gonna whack his head, gonna whack it good, gonna whack that head
 right off.

        Gonna whack his head, gonna whack it good, gonna whack that head
 right off.

        Gonna whack his head, gonna whack it good, gonna whack that head
 right off.

        Gonna whack his head, gonna whack it good, gonna whack that head
 right off.

        Gonna whack his head, gonna whack it good, gonna whack that head
 right off.

        Gonna whack his head, gonna whack it good, gonna whack that head
 right off.

        Gonna whack his head, gonna whack it good, gonna whack that head
 right off.

        Gonna whack his head, gonna whack it good, gonna whack that head
 right off.

        Gonna whack his head, gonna whack it good, gonna whack that head
 right off.
        
        Gonna whack his head, gonna whack it good, gonna whack that head
 right off.

        I sang that song to myself all the way home from school that day.
 Yes indeed I did, and I liked it.  Swinging that old baseball bat around me
 rhythmically, It felt good.

        Gonna whack his head, gonna whack it good, gonna whack that head
 right off.

        Gonna whack his head, gonna whack it good, gonna whack that head
 right off.

        Gonna whack his head, gonna whack it good, gonna whack that head
 right off.

        Gonna whack his head, gonna whack it good, gonna whack that head
 right off.

        Gonna whack his head, gonna whack it good, gonna whack that head
 right off.

        Gonna whack his head, gonna whack it good, gonna whack that head
 right off.

        Gonna whack his head, gonna whack it good, gonna whack that head
 right off.

        Gonna whack his head, gonna whack it good, gonna whack that head
 right off.

        Gonna whack his head, gonna whack it good, gonna whack that head
 right off.
        
        Gonna whack his head, gonna whack it good, gonna whack that head
 right off.
        
        The sun was shining upon my wet lips and glazed eyes, as I sang that
 song that day.  And it burned me a little on my back and legs.  That's
 because I was wearing black.  All black.  Black shirt, black coat, black
 pants.  I felt black.  I felt... strange...

        Gonna whack his head, gonna whack it good, gonna whack that head
 right off.

        Gonna whack his head, gonna whack it good, gonna whack that head
 right off.

        Gonna whack his head, gonna whack it good, gonna whack that head
 right off.

        Gonna whack his head, gonna whack it good, gonna whack that head
 right off.
 
        Gonna whack his head, gonna whack it good, gonna whack that head
 right off.

        Gonna whack his head, gonna whack it good, gonna whack that head
 right off.

        Gonna whack his head, gonna whack it good, gonna whack that head
 right off.

        Gonna whack his head, gonna whack it good, gonna whack that head
 right off.

        Gonna whack his head, gonna whack it good, gonna whack that head
 right off.
        
        Gonna whack his head, gonna whack it good, gonna whack that head
 right off.
        
        I finished off that verse and walked in my front door.  I was home.
 The whole place stank of sex and farts.  I needed to piss real bad and I ran
 to the bathroom.  Someone had taken a huge dump in the toilet and they
 didn't flush.  I unzipped and let fly.  Some went in the toilet, some on the
 seat, some on the floor, some on the wall, some in the sink... I just...
 didn't... CARE... ANY... MORE!

        Gonna whack his head, gonna whack it good, gonna whack that head
 right off.

        Gonna whack his head, gonna whack it good, gonna whack that head
 right off.

        Gonna whack his head, gonna whack it good, gonna whack that head
 right off.

        Gonna whack his head, gonna whack it good, gonna whack that head
 right off.

        Gonna whack his head, gonna whack it good, gonna whack that head
 right off.

        Gonna whack his head, gonna whack it good, gonna whack that head
 right off.

        Gonna whack his head, gonna whack it good, gonna whack that head
 right off.

        Gonna whack his head, gonna whack it good, gonna whack that head
 right off.

        Gonna whack his head, gonna whack it good, gonna whack that head
 right off.
        
        Gonna whack his head, gonna whack it good, gonna whack that head
 right off.
        
        I went outside and smoked a cigarette.  A girl walked by my house and
 smiled at me.  I saluted her with my baseball bat.  Then I did up my belt
 and zipped up my zipper.  Then I farted.  I stared that bitch all the way
 down the street, but she didn't take notice of me.  No one took notice of
 me.  I was all alone in this world.

        Gonna whack his head, gonna whack it good, gonna whack that head
 right off.

        Gonna whack his head, gonna whack it good, gonna whack that head
 right off.

        Gonna whack his head, gonna whack it good, gonna whack that head
 right off.

        Gonna whack his head, gonna whack it good, gonna whack that head
 right off.

        Gonna whack his head, gonna whack it good, gonna whack that head
 right off.

        Gonna whack his head, gonna whack it good, gonna whack that head
 right off.

        Gonna whack his head, gonna whack it good, gonna whack that head
 right off.

        Gonna whack his head, gonna whack it good, gonna whack that head
 right off.

        Gonna whack his head, gonna whack it good, gonna whack that head
 right off.
        
        Gonna whack his head, gonna whack it good, gonna whack that head
 right off.
        
        I went to the McDonald's and got a cheesburger and I ate it in one
 gulp.  Then I felt like I really had to take a shit.

        Gonna whack his head, gonna whack it good, gonna whack that head
 right off.

        Gonna whack his head, gonna whack it good, gonna whack that head
 right off.

        Gonna whack his head, gonna whack it good, gonna whack that head
 right off.

        Gonna whack his head, gonna whack it good, gonna whack that head
 right off.

        Gonna whack his head, gonna whack it good, gonna whack that head
 right off.

        Gonna whack his head, gonna whack it good, gonna whack that head
 right off.

        Gonna whack his head, gonna whack it good, gonna whack that head
 right off.

        Gonna whack his head, gonna whack it good, gonna whack that head
 right off.

        Gonna whack his head, gonna whack it good, gonna whack that head
 right off.
        
        Gonna whack his head, gonna whack it good, gonna whack that head
 right off.
        
        I held it in... JUST FOR THE HELL OF IT!  Hahahahahahah.  Nothing
 in this world can penetrate my will.  Hahahahahahahah.  Then I sneezed and
 accidentally took a monster shit in my pants.

        Gonna whack his head, gonna whack it good, gonna whack that head
 right off.

        Gonna whack his head, gonna whack it good, gonna whack that head
 right off.

        Gonna whack his head, gonna whack it good, gonna whack that head
 right off.

        Gonna whack his head, gonna whack it good, gonna whack that head
 right off.

        Gonna whack his head, gonna whack it good, gonna whack that head
 right off.

        Gonna whack his head, gonna whack it good, gonna whack that head
 right off.

        Gonna whack his head, gonna whack it good, gonna whack that head
 right off.

        Gonna whack his head, gonna whack it good, gonna whack that head
 right off.

        Gonna whack his head, gonna whack it good, gonna whack that head
 right off.
        
        Gonna whack his head, gonna whack it good, gonna whack that head
 right off.
        
        Hehe, shit.  I was fuckin' wet with fuckin' shit!  And so I sang that
 old song...

        Gonna whack his head, gonna whack it good, gonna whack that head
 right off.

        Gonna whack his head, gonna whack it good, gonna whack that head
 right off.

        Gonna whack his head, gonna whack it good, gonna whack that head
 right off.

        Gonna whack his head, gonna whack it good, gonna whack that head
 right off.

        Gonna whack his head, gonna whack it good, gonna whack that head
 right off.

        Gonna whack his head, gonna whack it good, gonna whack that head
 right off.

        Gonna whack his head, gonna whack it good, gonna whack that head
 right off.

        Gonna whack his head, gonna whack it good, gonna whack that head
 right off.

        Gonna whack his head, gonna whack it good, gonna whack that head
 right off.
        
        Gonna whack his head, gonna whack it good, gonna whack that head
 right off.

        Then I went home and masturbated.  Then I took a shower and threw my
 stinky shitty pants out into the street.  They smelled like shit!

        Gonna whack his head, gonna whack it good, gonna whack that head
 right off.

        Gonna whack his head, gonna whack it good, gonna whack that head
 right off.

        Gonna whack his head, gonna whack it good, gonna whack that head
 right off.

        Gonna whack his head, gonna whack it good, gonna whack that head
 right off.

        Gonna whack his head, gonna whack it good, gonna whack that head
 right off.

        Gonna whack his head, gonna whack it good, gonna whack that head
 right off.

        Gonna whack his head, gonna whack it good, gonna whack that head
 right off.

        Gonna whack his head, gonna whack it good, gonna whack that head
 right off.

        Gonna whack his head, gonna whack it good, gonna whack that head
 right off.
        
        Gonna whack his head, gonna whack it good, gonna whack that head
 right off.

        Then I remembered... I was on a mission... I had come home for a
 reason.  I closed my eyes and gripped my baseball bat tightly, and with my
 nose in the air, I traced the stinky shitty smell of my father's farts.  I
 walked all the way down the hall and into his bedroom.

        Gonna whack his head, gonna whack it good, gonna whack that head
 right off.

        Gonna whack his head, gonna whack it good, gonna whack that head
 right off.

        Gonna whack his head, gonna whack it good, gonna whack that head
 right off.

        Gonna whack his head, gonna whack it good, gonna whack that head
 right off.

        Gonna whack his head, gonna whack it good, gonna whack that head
 right off.

        Gonna whack his head, gonna whack it good, gonna whack that head
 right off.

        Gonna whack his head, gonna whack it good, gonna whack that head
 right off.

        Gonna whack his head, gonna whack it good, gonna whack that head
 right off.

        Gonna whack his head, gonna whack it good, gonna whack that head
 right off.
        
        Gonna whack his head, gonna whack it good, gonna whack that head
 right off.
        
        And then...

        Gonna whack his head, gonna whack it good, gonna whack that head
 right off.

        Gonna whack his head, gonna whack it good, gonna whack that head
 right off.

        Gonna whack his head, gonna whack it good, gonna whack that head
 right off.

        Gonna whack his head, gonna whack it good, gonna whack that head
 right off.

        Gonna whack his head, gonna whack it good, gonna whack that head
 right off.

        Gonna whack his head, gonna whack it good, gonna whack that head
 right off.

        Gonna whack his head, gonna whack it good, gonna whack that head
 right off.

        Gonna whack his head, gonna whack it good, gonna whack that head
 right off.

        Gonna whack his head, gonna whack it good, gonna whack that head
 right off.
        
        Gonna whack his head, gonna whack it good, gonna whack that head
 right off.

        ...with an evil twisted grin on my face, and singing...

        Gonna whack his head, gonna whack it good, gonna whack that head
 right off.

        Gonna whack his head, gonna whack it good, gonna whack that head
 right off.

        Gonna whack his head, gonna whack it good, gonna whack that head
 right off.

        Gonna whack his head, gonna whack it good, gonna whack that head
 right off.

        Gonna whack his head, gonna whack it good, gonna whack that head
 right off.

        Gonna whack his head, gonna whack it good, gonna whack that head
 right off.

        Gonna whack his head, gonna whack it good, gonna whack that head
 right off.

        Gonna whack his head, gonna whack it good, gonna whack that head
 right off.

        Gonna whack his head, gonna whack it good, gonna whack that head
 right off.
        
        Gonna whack his head, gonna whack it good, gonna whack that head
 right off.

        I KNOCKED HIS HEAD OFF WITH THE BASEBALL BAT!!!

        Gonna whack his head, gonna whack it good, gonna whack that head
 right off.

        Gonna whack his head, gonna whack it good, gonna whack that head
 right off.

        Gonna whack his head, gonna whack it good, gonna whack that head
 right off.

        Gonna whack his head, gonna whack it good, gonna whack that head
 right off.

        Gonna whack his head, gonna whack it good, gonna whack that head
 right off.

        Gonna whack his head, gonna whack it good, gonna whack that head
 right off.

        Gonna whack his head, gonna whack it good, gonna whack that head
 right off.

        Gonna whack his head, gonna whack it good, gonna whack that head
 right off.

        Gonna whack his head, gonna whack it good, gonna whack that head
 right off.
        
        Gonna whack his head, gonna whack it good, gonna whack that head
 right off.

        MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!

        Gonna whack his head, gonna whack it good, gonna whack that head
 right off.

        Gonna whack his head, gonna whack it good, gonna whack that head
 right off.

        Gonna whack his head, gonna whack it good, gonna whack that head
 right off.

        Gonna whack his head, gonna whack it good, gonna whack that head
 right off.

        Gonna whack his head, gonna whack it good, gonna whack that head
 right off.

        Gonna whack his head, gonna whack it good, gonna whack that head
 right off.

        Gonna whack his head, gonna whack it good, gonna whack that head
 right off.

        Gonna whack his head, gonna whack it good, gonna whack that head
 right off.

        Gonna whack his head, gonna whack it good, gonna whack that head
 right off.
        
        Gonna whack his head, gonna whack it good, gonna whack that head
 right off.

        And then everything went black...  only the evil twisted song
 remained... mu ha ha ha ha hahahaha...

        Gonna whack his head, gonna whack it good, gonna whack that head
 right off.

        Gonna whack his head, gonna whack it good, gonna whack that head
 right off.

        Gonna whack his head, gonna whack it good, gonna whack that head
 right off.

        Gonna whack his head, gonna whack it good, gonna whack that head
 right off.

        Gonna whack his head, gonna whack it good, gonna whack that head
 right off.

        Gonna whack his head, gonna whack it good, gonna whack that head
 right off.

        Gonna whack his head, gonna whack it good, gonna whack that head
 right off.

        Gonna whack his head, gonna whack it good, gonna whack that head
 right off.

        Gonna whack his head, gonna whack it good, gonna whack that head
 right off.
        
        Gonna whack his head, gonna whack it good, gonna whack that head
 right off.

        Gonna whack his head, gonna whack it good, gonna whack that head
 right off.

        Gonna whack his head, gonna whack it good, gonna whack that head
 right off.

        Gonna whack his head, gonna whack it good, gonna whack that head
 right off.

        Gonna whack his head, gonna whack it good, gonna whack that head
 right off.

        Gonna whack his head, gonna whack it good, gonna whack that head
 right off.

        Gonna whack his head, gonna whack it good, gonna whack that head
 right off.

        Gonna whack his head, gonna whack it good, gonna whack that head
 right off.

        Gonna whack his head, gonna whack it good, gonna whack that head
 right off.

        Gonna whack his head, gonna whack it good, gonna whack that head
 right off.
        
        Gonna whack his head, gonna whack it good, gonna whack that head
 right off.

        Gonna whack his head, gonna whack it good, gonna whack that head
 right off.

        Gonna whack his head, gonna whack it good, gonna whack that head
 right off.

        Gonna whack his head, gonna whack it good, gonna whack that head
 right off.

        Gonna whack his head, gonna whack it good, gonna whack that head
 right off.

        Gonna whack his head, gonna whack it good, gonna whack that head
 right off.

        Gonna whack his head, gonna whack it good, gonna whack that head
 right off.

        Gonna whack his head, gonna whack it good, gonna whack that head
 right off.

        Gonna whack his head, gonna whack it good, gonna whack that head
 right off.

        Gonna whack his head, gonna whack it good, gonna whack that head
 right off.
        
        Gonna whack his head, gonna whack it good, gonna whack that head
 right off.

        Everything was black...

        Gonna whack his head, gonna whack it good, gonna whack that head
 right off.

        Gonna whack his head, gonna whack it good, gonna whack that head
 right off.

        Gonna whack his head, gonna whack it good, gonna whack that head
 right off.

        Gonna whack his head, gonna whack it good, gonna whack that head
 right off.

        Gonna whack his head, gonna whack it good, gonna whack that head
 right off.

        Gonna whack his head, gonna whack it good, gonna whack that head
 right off.

        Gonna whack his head, gonna whack it good, gonna whack that head
 right off.

        Gonna whack his head, gonna whack it good, gonna whack that head
 right off.

        Gonna whack his head, gonna whack it good, gonna whack that head
 right off.
        
        Gonna whack his head, gonna whack it good, gonna whack that head
 right off.

        And it smelled like shit!

        Gonna whack his head, gonna whack it good, gonna whack that head
 right off.

        Gonna whack his head, gonna whack it good, gonna whack that head
 right off.

        Gonna whack his head, gonna whack it good, gonna whack that head
 right off.

        Gonna whack his head, gonna whack it good, gonna whack that head
 right off.

        Gonna whack his head, gonna whack it good, gonna whack that head
 right off.

        Gonna whack his head, gonna whack it good, gonna whack that head
 right off.

        Gonna whack his head, gonna whack it good, gonna whack that head
 right off.

        Gonna whack his head, gonna whack it good, gonna whack that head
 right off.

        Gonna whack his head, gonna whack it good, gonna whack that head
 right off.
        
        Gonna whack his head, gonna whack it good, gonna whack that head
 right off.

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 [ (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS!     HOE #861 - WRITTEN BY: KREID - 10/9/99 ]